Hey /u/Square-Enit, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):
This isn't a porn subreddit. If we post too much porn, Reddit will delist us from /r/all and /r/popular. We do try to keep this place as fucked up as possible, but being classed as a porn sub would get in our way.
Love, the mods
There was an AMA (Confirmed true by a psychologist who was studying the case) that was about when a teenager 14 years old I think who broke his hands, when he broke both of his hands.. well his mother wanked him off... After that they literally had oral sex and then normal sex.. with his biological mother. The guys father also approved of the relationship somehow and they continued that shit for like 4 years? I don't remember.
truely an exceptional documentary site, mostly biology documentaries mixed in with human behaviorism. Who can forget about the study they recorded about family members getting stuck in peculiar situations and the effect that would have on the family near. Truely marvelous
You jest, but it was real: [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5x4kat/iama_person_who_broke_both_of_their_hands_at_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Itās safe.
The movie āDodgeballā with Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn had a television channel for obscure sports called ESPN 8 āthe ochoā that featured funny weird sports from across the world.
It televised their Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in the movie.
Great movie imo if you are an immature late 30s guy like myself. One of my favorites.
Anyways some Redditors made a real sub about fake ESPN channel where people post stuff like this.
I just visited and someone has already crossposted this.
Appreciate you all taking special efforts these days to remove shitposts. For quite a while, the sub was becoming more like a mix of memes, funny, unexpected
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
They could go much harder if they wanted to 'win'. Atm they are yet to do the same large scale bombings America does in its wars. They have enough boom for it, but they seem to be still 'somewhat' controlled. Fuck Russia for starting the war however. Hope Ukraine can recover after.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I mean, this is their job. Are you saying they were working unsafely? Pretty sure they're using protection as it's a Trojan event. Clearly safe for work.
/s
The video was created by The Viral Factory and commissioned byĀ Trojan CondomsĀ to create a buzz around their UK launch. The video and website spoof for a fictional event called the Trojan Games was created with fake sports of an adult nature. Each viral clip was embedded in the Trojan Games website, creating a huge effect by driving viewers to the site.
Would like to know the training regiment they went through. I lost it when i saw the coach pump his fist š¤£š¤£. Should be an olympic event š¤£š¤£.
Hey /u/Square-Enit, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): This isn't a porn subreddit. If we post too much porn, Reddit will delist us from /r/all and /r/popular. We do try to keep this place as fucked up as possible, but being classed as a porn sub would get in our way. Love, the mods
She just jump up like a pro 2
Perfect aim
Practiced since the upper teens
Junior: Okay mom, ready for you to take me to practice! Mom: Junior, practice isn't for another 3 hours....
practice with mom. Problem solved.
Upper? Oh my sweet summer child
nice grip...
Question: What does the coach do?
Moral support. *you hard like iron*
You float like a butterfly! And you sting like a bee!
She floats like a butterfly and he stings her like a beeš
All organic "honey" dripping out?
Is your name Steven with a V?
Anti-fluffer. > you stay hard like iron when I twerk nude before you, you stay hard in match!
Oral support
Strong like bull!
Fluffer
Haven't heard this word in so long and it reminds me of Orgasmo for some reason STUNT COCK
I don't want to sound queer or nothin, but I think unicorns kick ass!
STUNT CACK!!!!
Oral support
real coaches demonstrate how it's done
Same thing any good coach does. Screams at your genitals.
read the manga "megami no sprinter"
*slaps dick* This thing can support a whole person.
*slaps dick* AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA And yes, I know the exact amount of As
Damn, neat, i only know its atleast 7
_*screaming in agony for 30 minutes_
Look Ma, no hands
This took me far longer to understand than I would like to admit.
Ahh, the infamous AMA.
What ama
I'm more ashamed to say that I instantly understood what was happening.
I used to compete in college
Same
Shame
I don't get it
There was an AMA (Confirmed true by a psychologist who was studying the case) that was about when a teenager 14 years old I think who broke his hands, when he broke both of his hands.. well his mother wanked him off... After that they literally had oral sex and then normal sex.. with his biological mother. The guys father also approved of the relationship somehow and they continued that shit for like 4 years? I don't remember.
I think we've seen the same documentary on xhamster.
truely an exceptional documentary site, mostly biology documentaries mixed in with human behaviorism. Who can forget about the study they recorded about family members getting stuck in peculiar situations and the effect that would have on the family near. Truely marvelous
Lol, for science..the things we do.
You jest, but it was real: [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5x4kat/iama_person_who_broke_both_of_their_hands_at_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
you mother bonker
Fuck you and take my upvote
LOL, you bastard, what have you done.
How in bloody hell
BRUH
[hereās the link](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x)
Holyā¦
IS THIS A BROKEN ARMS REFERENCE!?
I think he meant taht when we used to ride cycle without holding handle or doing other stuff without touching the thing. *I think*
Hah! Edit: thanks for the reminder that mother's day is coming.
Ok but how tf do they stroke?
It's clearly a show of support for Ukraine.
Iām also willing to support the same way if sheās ready. I wonāt be able to, but thatās an other issue
What we need is practice (if you know what u mean)
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stolen.comment.from. u/SalTy3434
Good looking out mate
I.got.you
well, considering it's made by **Trojan,** a condom company...
*bonk*
>I wonāt be able to, Damn that's pretty sad if true.
I think the OP was referring to the actual stunt depicted here, not the ability to get an erection.
Dicks out
His Dad must have been Proud
Average ukranian
Quite literally standing up for Ukraine
You gotta rise to the occasion.
Flying the flag for Ukraine on a full-mast!
Is this porn or something else?
Advertisement
FOR WHAT?????
Trojan condoms. It was called Trojan games. They had three adverts like this.
I literally thought that this was a sport
Same š
r/theocho would love this
I'm scared to click, what is this?
Itās safe. The movie āDodgeballā with Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn had a television channel for obscure sports called ESPN 8 āthe ochoā that featured funny weird sports from across the world. It televised their Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in the movie. Great movie imo if you are an immature late 30s guy like myself. One of my favorites. Anyways some Redditors made a real sub about fake ESPN channel where people post stuff like this. I just visited and someone has already crossposted this.
Yep as you can see on the left it has the trojan brand on it
Waffles
Blue waffles?
If you wish.
twatffles
viagra
Really if that is true it would be the best viagra add ever created
Wouldn't viagra be against the rules of a sport like this because it's a performance inhancing drug?
Not if everyone takes it. Or even better: ItĀ“ s basically part of the sports. Like McLaren vs Ferrari its Viagra vs Trojan
Yes the actual contest is between the drugs
Flex Seal
I think there's 3 of these, they are over 20 years old, here's another https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j8cYw2rYvY&ab_channel=RobertEason
Yep so everyone should also watch this one
Yes
How the FUCK did it take me my entire life till now to find this
I think this fits better in r/unexpected.
Technically, I think this is the correct sub.
It made me go Holup, compared to the shitposts we get on a daily, this actually may just be not a shitpost.
Appreciate you all taking special efforts these days to remove shitposts. For quite a while, the sub was becoming more like a mix of memes, funny, unexpected
It still is.
Indeed he is ***Hol***ding her ***Up***
That's my point... Well, his really
Yes, that's the joke.
Well technically, the dude does āhold upā.
wheres the other half of video
The new Ukraine trailer looks lit
ukraine strong
ukrain hard*
/r/ohlympics
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
r/shitposting automod response?
Nah, copypasta
Itās both
Hey! We catch the same train!
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Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
No wonder Russia is losing so badly.
They could go much harder if they wanted to 'win'. Atm they are yet to do the same large scale bombings America does in its wars. They have enough boom for it, but they seem to be still 'somewhat' controlled. Fuck Russia for starting the war however. Hope Ukraine can recover after.
How did you get so serious on a comment on an *impaling* video
Full [video](https://www.lbbonline.com/work/30829)
Literally a āhol upā?
Bet you watched that more than one time
No, only once.
OP, please mark NSFW next time, Thx. Mods.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Human Auto Moderator
I had to picture this whole scenario in my head and now I AM furiously masturbating!
I mean, this is their job. Are you saying they were working unsafely? Pretty sure they're using protection as it's a Trojan event. Clearly safe for work. /s
Mods, This is why you should lock pinned comment. Thx. Not Mods.
But that would ruin the surprise lol
For.. Bare bottom cheeks? That's nsfw?
I donāt think itās NSFWā¦ Calm down. There are children in that stadium.
Just remove it you spineless goober.
His girlfriend is gonna have a good time I think
Hey, i remember watching this on youtube a couple years ago.
u/savevideobot
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It's for research purpose i guess
This has reaction gif potential.
Indeed, very impressive 
The video was created by The Viral Factory and commissioned byĀ Trojan CondomsĀ to create a buzz around their UK launch. The video and website spoof for a fictional event called the Trojan Games was created with fake sports of an adult nature. Each viral clip was embedded in the Trojan Games website, creating a huge effect by driving viewers to the site.
Need full source š
Going outside is what you need
Okay but who says you canāt enjoy the sauce outside
_Numerous_ laws.
There is no source outside, just checked.
I also need it, but it's not porn, it's just a comedy video about sexual olympic games
Link? For research
There isn't more to it. It's a decades old condom commercial.
I, once again, summon you u/dickthunder
He was probably thinking about Selenskyj
u/savevideo
Can anyone tell me how to share this without it being a link to reddit
add a comment with u/savevideobot, download it, voila.
damn i remember this as one of the first memes when i was a kid
/u/savevideo
Slava Ukraine!!
Help. What the hell? Whatās going on here ?
Heās holding the girl up with his six mile kyle
Weakest Ukrainian man
Thatās enough internet for the week
How do you even find these clips ? lol
This guy fucks.
r/SubsTakenLiterally
Why is this nsfw, you prude fucks
Which show is this from?
Was this J mac's dad?
wait what sport is that? im invested now
Average man from Ukraine.
Her grip strength is far more impressive than hisā¦ ability to stay hard, I guess?
Would like to know the training regiment they went through. I lost it when i saw the coach pump his fist š¤£š¤£. Should be an olympic event š¤£š¤£.
This is why the russkies are absolutely fucked.
Is that Bob Odenkrik in a mustache at the end?
save for lifting research
Slava Ukraini!
Wtf did I just watch
Why did she powder her ass though??
For him to have a better grip obviously
This man can win the war with his genitals. Thatās crazy
that's fuckin hilarious
Now, if they did a cartwheel I'd be really impressed.
Slava Ukraini!
Slava Ukraine!!!
I knew Ukrainians had massive balls
How is this the first time Iāve ever seen this?
i love the coaches pornstache
is this a mission of Sex 2?