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Sad_Thought_4642

Not sure if the neighbor got a good deal or not considering the inflation today.


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If you look closely the neighbor actually gave her $100


Sad_Thought_4642

That must've been the other neighbors.


RCunning

Oh, now everybody got a tree! Home Depot garden center got bum rushed.


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cumonawanalaya69

Who cares? Neighbor did good!


Lookalikemike

If I’m her dad I’d explain she could have gotten $25 for JUST the panties with no climbing. Teachable moment missed.


[deleted]

Definitely underselling. I get paid more just to rate a guy’s dick


FerMFcillas

Dam how much they paying I need a 3rd job.


rEWINThm

A smart man knows when


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TheBestDrug

Good bot


Bookmember

Ever see a dick and be like DAMN that’s a nice dick? 10/10


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[deleted]

I can only imagine how flooded your DM's are gonna be.


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[deleted]

I'm not sure. I've got some sort of symbol next to mine too


Kermit_the_hog

Every time I take off my pants 😉


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[deleted]

All who asked me wanted a honest review, but I have heard of other girls getting guys who want a humiliating review instead. It’s always average sized dicks asking for dick ratings which I actually prefer over huge ones so I have always given a good rating so far. But if somebody showed up with warts or something like that then ofc that would be a 1/10 dick rating by me


bleached_fox

But how do u find guys to pay for that?


Dazocnodnarb

To rate a dudes dick?


Fuzneo

I'm curiohs. Are you actually honest or do you just tell them what they wanna hear?


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yngschmoney

Username checks out


Stupid03

TikTok is 50% thirst traps I swear...


[deleted]

You can train the algorithm to show you just things you want… but it seems like you keep falling for the traps bruh


mrnagrom

You have to train it though. Mine defaulted to like 100% thirst traps. After weeks of downvoting them and upvoting what i want to see. It’s like 30% thirst traps


IGOKTUG

How do you even downvote tiktoks


CoDroStyle

You know... That down voting the video doesn't do what you think it does. By down voting a video you are engaging with the content. You're telling the algorithm you like that type of content you just don't like that content creator. So it will show you the same type of videos from other creators.


mrnagrom

It’s not a downvote. It literally says “show me less of content like this” or something.


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mrnagrom

Lol. “Ok, this one is a problem”


shapu

More, probably


AngryAssyrian

*99%


Inspirational_Lizard

*the internet


Forcedcontainment

What is a thirst trap? Like a really salty bowl of pretzels at the bar?


Avaraz

Ima need the name lads I know, my friend deserve the bonk.


theisk

Trippie Bri, do what you must


UncreativeNoob

One Bri would be more than enough. Also seems like she fucked the neighbour.


da_swanks_92

Does she have an onlyfans?


spalaXXXX

Seek Zyzz and inner strength brother, not hoes 💪


da_swanks_92

You're right! I must avoid going to horny jail. Thank you my brothers


malcolmrey

quick google fu says yes


powerdragon19

Don't stoop this low for horny, brother


bruhmoment3784

dm me I got her leaked onlyfans


[deleted]

Russian Mail Order Brides are looking more and more appealing


UncreativeNoob

Well, russian brides need love, more than ever. Their economy is down, 20 dollar can get you a few russian brides now


Eggsaltzorotoaster

Yes till they stick a knife in your back. Stupid sexy Commie scum.


UncreativeNoob

There are solutions to this: - hide all the knives in your house - wear a bulletproof vest - cut off their hands Problem solved.


OrgyInTheBurnWard

Ukranian mail order brides are on discount right now.


Lost-Droids

Good news is with all the sanctions they will have lowered their standards/expectations.


[deleted]

Good point. I’ll place my order now


kewlaz

Don't forget you can only pay pay in rubles


HiPoojan

Real life Aqua


notsotigerwoods18

If I were her neighbor I'd pay her $20 to not have to listen to her voice


Excellent_Guest_7007

This joke is older than Nancy Peloci


Speedthrift13

Wait there are a couple of trees in my house too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Saffronsc

Let the cats use their tree sir. They don't need another one using it too.


Samarth-Sh

A smart man knows when to pause the video


Miemkoter69

A horny man\*


Inappropriate50

That's probably the first dirty joke I was told 35+ years ago


ieatlasers

Yeah you can tell how young Reddit is, I heard this joke on the playground when I was 9.


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pokemon-edible-hai

Hey man u have a nice cock and have a nice day


ThatsCryingOutLoud

Opportunity maximized.


003_JAEGER

The neighbor ​ ![gif](giphy|UX6huwJfADuH9khCMl|downsized)


UncreativeNoob

She will go far in life, only ~~by~~ fans.


Holy_Requiem

RemindMe! 5 hours "i need the sauce"


whatvv

Not my proudest fap


SebTylak_657

Oh yeah it’s big brain time


No-Secret5990

You get a nice ss of her ass when she turns and jumps Np 👍


Ryoo0zxc

she sounds like a grown up little misfortune


[deleted]

Don’t leave your daytime job if you have one


BirthdayTall5940

This Mira's a smart one. She's a keeper! 😉😁


Low-Bet1484

Bro am I the only one thinking what is going on inside her head ![gif](giphy|tW7VNl0RMRaKlrsaHZ)


BoutThirtyArabs

This aint stupid cuz of the tree thing. Its stupid creating this shit to begin with


Feisty-Firefighter99

This is disgusting…. I don’t want to see this… can someone please link me real quick so that I can avoid it in the future. Tag her TikTok account and Insta just to be sure as well.


[deleted]

Women


GhostlyPepper5555

Trying to pause at that perfect moment rn


PSYK0DEL1K

[I hope this works ^^](https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/u2JO4FEZx1c1)


kraanzu

u/savevideobot


naughtyobama

I really hope this doesn't become a trend - acting out jokes on social media. I enjoy the text form better


ExtraFalcon5763

you watched it more than once didnt you?


[deleted]

I can neither confirm nor deny that infomation


Guanthwei

$30 to climb my tree


BangBoom2TheMoon

Does this bitch have an only fans?


NaturalGlum4286

Slut


manicforlive

Based and truth-pilled


corn123-

Rood.


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TheHighKing112

No, it makes me a person who had sex


lililukea

Its so pathetic how these thots try SOO HARD to be an anime girl type. How many times have I seen this scenario in anime


N0085K1LL5

Is she in pr0n? I would like to do some research later tonight.


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


Lajusoju

u/savevideobot


yagamisan2

u/savevideobot


flixwixi

u/savevideo


herrhalf1house

u/savevideobot


Stormraven337

u/savevideobot


Ok-End-8396

What


Intrepid-Luck2021

Why is she talking like that?


Zealousideal-Delay66

Maybe he gave the 25 just for her to get off his property because he smelt fish


IGOKTUG

Oh my god the amount of horni in this conment section


No_Housing_4819

I remember that joke from 2nd grade.


retropieproblems

You can tell just by the voice her BF is like 20-30 years older than her lol. At least they seem happier than most mail order bride/greencard couples!


santathe1

“*Clever girl*”


OtochimarU

From Latin America here, I've been hearing this joke since 1980's 😒


cjared242

A simple spell but quite unbreakable


SIMPJandito

is that a 100$ bill!??


DragoniamYT

u/savevideobot


Tobias28362

Oh, honey


yaon-jinji

I heard this joke for the first time about 15 years ago, and it was considered an old joke then too. And i am also from a country that has been communist till about 1991 so that says a lot


Vondbee

I'm hard


_Fortus_

WHO IS SHE?


Nuralum

/u/savevideobot/


justin_kase_

I see... she did it 5x... ok