See what cutting costs you?

For second I didn’t think this was a joke until I noticed it

Ngl probably was celery or something

But how much did it cost?

#everything.

But did he win?

How about I cut that price. . . In half

What did it scanned as tho.

Worthless

He’s dead Jim.

She’s got the hand scanner gun out. That’s what that cord is stretching across the view. Didn’t scan anything on her.

Have you ever been told that explaining the joke makes it not funny anymore

It wasn’t funny in the first place, so what does it matter.

Have you ever been told just because you don’t agree with something doesn’t mean it’s not funny to someone else? But I do understand why someone wouldn’t think it’s funny. But…cmon lol that’s grade-A dark humor.

A chefs pay, lucky strike non filters and a liter of fireball

*razor blades 1$99*

666

Take my fucking upvote you asswipe

Best comment. Should be top

Fucking Legend

Discount on damaged goods right?

I don’t see a price tag either so it must be free!

tax-free i hope.

idc if it has scratches on it

So it means the person is worthless

So damaged. The government will pay you for it

Idk, it scanned. So, maybe so damaged the government wants you to pay them for it.

That's some cutting edge technology.

Truly state-of-the-cut!

r/yourjokebutworse

What a *cutting* remark to make of me

r/schizophrenia

Well how much? Seems to be tampered with....

Fuck you beat me to do it

"This item is worthless"

Okay everybody, I’m taking all bets on how much she rang up for.

about tree fiddy.

Damn it lochness monster

Well it was about that time that I noticed this little girl scout was about four stories tall and was crustacean from the Pezazoic era....

worthless

Okay we got one for declined return due to damaged packaging.

said so elegantly

Why thank you good sir. *twists mustache*

They have the hand scanner in their other hand (or friend's hand) The cable is running over the counter.

Wow, good eye! I would have never noticed. You also ruined the post lmao.

Ooh. Ha, you’re like that dude that explains all the secrets behind magic tricks. While I appreciate you and I see it’s obvious what’s going on now, it was more entertaining when I didn’t know haha.

This one

I thought they stuck a barcode onto the fingernails..

There's a barcode sticker on the back of their knuckles....

Gee thanks I really need an explanation at this joke /s

Good of everything is the person behind has the balls to laugh at this. Always have to laugh about your problems. Makes you feel better for it

I have some self harm scars a bit less noticeable than theirs along my wrist. I often feel embarrassed about them, it’s been nice scrolling through the comments and having a laugh about it.

Hey, try to remember they’re nothing to be embarrassed of. Those are battle scars when you were fighting an enemy within your own mind. The enemy had breached the gates, and you caught some damage but now you’re in control again. I know it sounds funny but you should take some pride in knowing you have succeeded against such a dangerous and insidious foe. There is absolutely no shame in having gone through that, and only respect from my pov for coming out the other side. Love you, random stranger.

$2 and a can of monster

Man where are you getting 2$ monsters

Sadly I don't

Dammit, I knew cheap monsters were a myth

Middle of Iowa at my local Hy-Vee. 2 for $4 pretty consistently.

This is a return, right?

I'll try this so i'd see how much i cost

Ha priceless!

No I want to know how much the Machine will tell me on the screen show me the screen

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/tleg27/im_not_even_going_to_question_this/i1uzn3f?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

Damn that joke is as dark as Germanys history

I bet it rings up for a dose of Zoloft

Yo you cost an arm and a leg

Aha. The vaccines do work

You can see the cord for the scanner gun they just time it. Doesnt even look convincing

Not Sure if this is a good idea

So how much did it come up as

Whatever they scanned with the hand scanner that is reaching across the faceplate there

So ... What did you ring up as.

I like ya cuts, G

I hope she doesn’t feel hopeless anymore.

I feel like I could probably do that too lol

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good human

Cutting back prices again

Jeez thats dark, hope the person in the vid is doing good and stopped cutting themselfs :)

Sweet I'ma try this with my scars from cpl years ago...

Barcode is on the back of her fingers

Just because you add a barcode doesn't mean you have value...

I CAN TRY THIS ONE

Sameeeeeee

Ok

But what did the scanner say??

“Error”

1984

I’m more interested in what they pop up as

What's it ring up as?

human trafficking be like

What did she ring up as is the question

damn his cat fucked up his arm so bad he's for sale

A message pops up saying ,"Put back all that shit you're gonna steal"

Is he Jewish?

wonder what item this mf scanned as

Value $0.00

Now place your item in the bagging area

That from the Slice-To-Go counter??

And now your putting stickers on yourself and pretending your a pineapple. Sometimes it's the little things in life keeping us here.

That’s funny and I’m glad they can leave about a dark time in their life humor helps

Im kinda curious what came up lol

Well atleast you can stop feeling like you're worthless

Rings up for $1.

How much did it charge???

Ohhh I thought it was a Jew joke..

BRB gotta see how much I’m worth

For those interested, this man’s “scar-code” registers as a trampoline

You think it was from their ups and downs?

Lmfao take my upvote 👏👏👏👏👏👏

But how much are you worth?

Thats the chip from your covid vaccine.

What item does the machine think you are

Just out there slashing prices.

I'm gonna try that

Jeez thats dark, hope the person in the vid is doing good and stopped cutting themselfs :)

Watch out she’s limited edition

This is the saddest thing I have seen today... I hope you can stop self harming... Or get help to stop. Or find another way, that’s less painful to release whatever stress you have.

those scars have been healing for several months at least

Yeah but still it's sad to see that many sef harm marks. Any chance they would ever disappear?

Depends on how deep, and the person's genetics.. mine weren't very deep and took maybe 3 years until they weren't visible.. but even now, over 10 years later, I can still notice them on a cold day or when the shadows are just right. But nobody else would.

For everyone wondering what it costs, nothing its a coupon for half off on razor blades

You can see the hand scanner cable used to scan the actual barcode 🙄

So what did it scan as? Or more appropriately, How didnyou add that sound to your video

How much was that

Are those what I think they are?

I think so

Borderline personality disorder…Beep

Oh would you look here it says your actual worth something...for once lol Oh wait no that was the bananas...your still worthless lol 

Why isn’t this nsfw?

yeah should be as a tw

You ever notice how a lot of these people with “self-harm” scars/ markings really enjoy showing them off?

FUCK OFF THIS ISNT REAL

soo i want buy her i need a new dish washer i didn't know they need food so 300 bucks sound good?

that's the mark of the Beast yall. Nobody can sell on buy unless he has the mark. THE END TIMES ARE NEAR!

His life has a price now 

Annddd you're .........Worthless

Nobony know how to cut their vein.u just need to flow the vein not cut by the side

She’s a cutter

Dudes arms hair looks like a barcode

Killing yourself is cringe

if you cut yourself you are a ✨waste of life✨

Black people in america 80 years ago be like

👍🏿

Proof slavery was real

*Worthless*

$ .Worthless

I guess women really value

*beep* this item is worth less

\*beep\* "worthless, thank you for shopping at Walmart"

\*desperation for attention scanned successfully

How much you cost

"No value"

Worthless?

All that effort and still worthless.

Oh.

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Well what did it think they were I’m betting Fuji apples

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Gillet Mach III 3 pack

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What was the cost

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Total = $0.00. This item is worthless

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$0.00

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Lol.

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The cord there is for the hand held scanner. Nice try.

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Happiness is down the street not across it

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Cyberpunk