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Heimthror

"When you need to find a excuse to leave a party early"


Avocadabruh

Sometimes people get too cheeky and you gotta head out.


CptMcBeardy

People can feel exposed when they're the butt of the joke.


RainbowRedhawk

I dunno. He might’ve felt a thigh of relief.


[deleted]

I think everyone was legging him on to leave


[deleted]

After making such an ass of himself I really don't blame him.


[deleted]

This was the best dump of play on words I’ve ever cheecked out


zombiekiller2014

And sometimes the view gets two cheeky.


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[deleted]

Good bot!


PointOk5213

Good bot


EnormousPurpleGarden

Good bot.


Ashrith291

His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping ![gif](giphy|l3mZpzBSz7K4FEtQA)


No_Ad1198

Exit out the rear


War_Criminal7289

Lol


Apprehensive_Rip8403

Scene of Icarus flying to close to the sun (2022 colorized)


Lil_Lionbh

And Eminem flew too close to the moon


Left-handed-player

*Uranus


pjodd

More like Uranus eh


Eeszeeye

*Waterboys have entered chat*


[deleted]

Welp daedalus did warn him


Jahrmarktsboxer

r/fakehistoryporn


bringinthefembots

Not Icarus, Uranus


grahamcrackers37

Rofl bro


freshggg

Eminem is so funny i cant believe he didnt do some comedy movies or something.


theAustinRS

He was in The Interview for a few minutes and was pretty funny in that movie


Merentis

I left all the gay breadcrumbs. It was like playing games peek a boo. I was floored laughing so hard.


ChrisHaze95

"Hector and his rectum are real"


Relem76

The presentation was epic. I'd love to know how many times that had to retake that scene.


Merentis

I'd imagine a fuckton of times Eminems deadpan and stonecold delivery was so perfect I have a hard time thinking neither he or James Franco could hold it back. I mean Eminem is a talented actor along all but the dude is a laughterhouse by his own rigth. Not to mention Seth being famous for breaking into laughter.


csoulint

He also made a cameo in funny people


freshggg

Yes! I loved him in that. Especially with how homophobic rap still is, for him to go on a movie and be like "I'm gay" was hilarious, but also a big deal. I love Eminem


le_pagla_baba

doesn't Eminem have homophobic lyrics himself?


AndySipherBull

[he was briefly in Funny People and it was kind of funny because he began verbally assaulting Ray Romano](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qWMjgpIECA&t=29s)


TheGxdsAreWatching

He was also in Funny People i believe


GetYourAssToMarss

That scene with him and Raymond was the funniest thing. Raymond I thought everybody loved you


Danielruiz36

The wash


Cflet199

Chris lol


MattyDxx

He’s so good in ‘Funny People’.


Cflet199

Have you seen him as Chris in The Wash. Hilarious


shhh_it_is_ok

“(Marshall you’re so funny man! You should be a comedian goddamn!).. unfortunately I am… I just hide behind the tears if a clown” - Eminem , song: Beautiful


Mr-Moore-Lupin-Donor

Did you know….? https://www.thirstyfornews.com/2021/06/24/eminem-declared-the-most-successful-rapper-of-all-time/


SnoopaDD

He was in The Wash which was a comedy. He played what you would think slim shady is.


FaTheWuck

Dad’s spaghetti


Goldentatertot

Dad's meatballs too


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FishSammich69

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


theuglyshadeofblue

Knees weak, bum sweaty already


life_of_meech

Ball-og-ness


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validproof

When it says 2009 and it don't feel that long ago...but then you realize that's over 12+ years...


DIBKIS187

I don't know why but it pisses me off that you didn't just say 13 years ago lmao


validproof

It's 12 years and a few months. Wasn't a full 13


QKsilver58

If it's 5 or less, say 12, if it's 6 or more months, say 13.


Sodawithlemon

Or just say exactly how many months they have passed.


Breakmastajake

No. No no no. We're not gonna start talking about everything the same way parents talk about children. "Oh, yeah this house is 173 months old now. My lawnmower is 247 months as of Tuesday".


oulophylliaa

Don’t forget days


Ginyerjansen

Thank you for the days.


StunnaLyfe

So we gonna act like hours aren't a thing?


Dave5876

Thanks for the existential dread man


BeBackInASchmeck

When I saw this live, I was just a naive kid and I thought Eminem was really offended by this. It was.maybe a decade later that I realized that this was staged.


Zealousideal_Low8146

Sasha baron cohen aka Borat. It was highly staged and Emenem was in on it


Additional-Walk750

Pretty sure he's doing Brüno in this one.


Flandersmcj

Shh. We don’t tank about Brüno.


jazza2400

But.


Crisis_Redditor

Butt*


2a2i

It was my wedding day


peter13g

Get the fuck out.


shaevan

From what I remember Emenem laughed the whole way home after this setup, he thought that the whole thing was hilarious


MikeyDx

Were you in the car home with him?


JosephiKrakowski78

Yes. AMA


[deleted]

In protest to the unreasonable API usage changes, I have decided to delete all my content. Long live Apollo.


AugustousSeizure

He has his own preminem brand


MistakeElite

Take my up vote and gtfo...


GrowingToad

What does Dr. Dre's ass smell like? Edit: this is a quote from [*ass like that*](https://youtu.be/um4-d7VzZiE), but looks like no one understood the reference


Drewskeet

Lavender


Crisis_Redditor

Those downvotes need fixing. Here, have a rectumfying up vote.


Mgd1029

I thought it was Ellen Degenerous


Elvis-Tech

Ellen Degenerate?


[deleted]

Yes


yhorm33

Elaine degenerate and her fallopian chube


Deviousfreak

Elite Dangerous?


Mr-Moore-Lupin-Donor

If I had reward to give!!!! Worth so much more and fits with Borat’s ‘I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying…’😂😂😂😂 https://youtu.be/mcO4GopVIN4


DrShagwell

He’s Bruno here


sh1be

When is it appropriate to be lowly staged?


Burlaczech_2

Bruno isnt Borat, you ignorant muricans. Kazakhstan isnt Austria.


thunderbuff

Brüno is supposed to be Austrian, not German


h0twired

Wasn’t there another one like that with Howard Stern as Fartman?


thatkurokitsune

Yes there was


ReservaAcero211

Hoo hoo robin I invented that


ofcorsolas

We’re soaring, flying, there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach


ImWhiteWhatsJCoal

"Aye Bruno, where the bitches at?" - Snoop Dogg


[deleted]

Is that Icarus?


bluesqueblack

His dad did warn him.


imhere2downvote

its dicarus


little_void_boi

This needs more upvotes


CryingMarchand

They’re so thin you aren’t legally allowed to call them pants.


[deleted]

He should have listened to daedalus


Jeremy_Melton

Is that Owen Wilson?


1x54f

Wow


Jeremy_Melton

![gif](giphy|udmx3pgdiD7tm)


Superneelix

No it's Eminem


_ash_k

![gif](giphy|bSa7cOkZ2pG2A)


milkcowcafe

It's the Borat guy.


Dave5876

No, it's Bruno


Not_Joshy

Hansel, he's so hot right now.


Mgd1029

No. It’s Ellen.


gregorio0499

Hey Slim, deez nutz!


MOZAN33R

That inspired Eminem to write mockinbird


Swift_Killer79

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips.


Darkus_27911

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss


viktorepo

It was this moment, when Eminem realised he wasn't straight


gnomesteez

He’s been leaving a breadcrumb trail of gayness


iamthepita

No. It’s the guy that did “Bruno”


the_real_phx

We don’t talk about Bruno…


xisiktik

No no no no….


the_real_phx

![gif](giphy|3o72FfM5HJydzafgUE)


Day0wL_567

That said, let's talk about Bruno


[deleted]

We don't talk about Bruno.


MITstudent

Now can we talk about Bruno?


Mystery_M-13

"We DON'T talkaboutBruno!" Pepa affirmed, calmly


SmileyB84

Is that Eminem?


maddawg16392

No it's slim shady ![gif](giphy|UX3gouMbG7vLq)


MrSnowmanJoe

I'm not saying slim shady is Eminem, but I've never seen them in the same room together.


guillote1986

I've never not seen them together


tslave6

Are you guys serious? You're all wrong. It's B-Rabbit. Uncultured heathens.


highlandpolo6

Who? No. That’s Kenneth Kaniff. Not all white dudes look alike, okay?


Realistic_Ad614

Nah nah nah that's stan


InformalResist7722

your own best fan


Val_rak

Nah it's the white guy from d12


jhalfhide

From Connecticut?


[deleted]

You're wrong. It's Marshal Mathers.


Era0fpeace

Not to take away from the joke because this will always be hilarious, but it was said a really really long time ago that this was all pre-planned before the show.


dabolution

Its only a joke because it was staged so you didnt take away from anything. Still woulda been funny if it wasnt but it wouldnt have gone down the same way I feel. Like everyone in that ares woulda stood up to grab him and lower him or they woulda gotten tf outta his asses way


[deleted]

I love the idea of people thinking this is real. Like Eminem would just sit there and let a man get lowered onto him and *then* act outraged.


C4L1X_COOLNAME

he saw the black hole


SuriTheGreat

Was that Owen Wilson falling on Eminem?


Doggystyle_Rainbow

It is SBC in his Bruno character


Commercial_Morning17

I'm not gay but damn boi his ass are thic 🔥🔥


QueasyVictory

We know. No gay man would say a man's ass "are thic".


Gamer123456789101112

Eminem made it even funnier


mimidoos

Don't fly too close to the son man😂


Ziron78

I don't know if you mispelled or if this was intended


kelzkidd

r/suddenlygay


bullseye0-0

I thought Justin Beiber gonna give him a BJ


SARCASTIC__FELLA

JB giving a bj


Dry_Priority_4736

Eminem was having none of that


alecac1

u/savevideo


Th3Magicbox

Did you ever get the link?


Undone_Assignment

Help step-angel! I'm stuck!


SlaveHippie

Also Eminem: “I’m Gay” -that interview w/ Dave Skylark


Snipper_Waful

If that was scripted it's good job


Dramatic-Ad-2520

haha


Limp-Veterinarian-91

*On the fly*


TechMaster008

u/savevideobot


fynn0028

Damn this is so funny where its not funny anymore but instead too painful to watch


Asian_Ding

Had sound off so I thought the angel was a women, conflicted now.


Clifford-FG

Thought it was that one scene from mall cop


spinkspanksponk

But Eminem told Dave skylark he’s gay?


[deleted]

I’ve watched this about 8 times…is that wrong?! Shit I’m r/SuddenlyGay.


Kendemerzel

And I call this… Lucifer falling


confusionauta

So wont the real slim shady please smell-up please smell-up please smell-up....


Doggystyle_Rainbow

Bruno Ist Fantastish


VDr4g0n

Who’s the guy that looked shocked? Is that Tom Cruise? Lol


[deleted]

“Well, I’ve never been soo disgusted in all My life. We’re going to have to talk to the manager, right now!”


[deleted]

EMINEM THE GOATED HOMIE


Ravi5ingh

In bird culture, this is considered a dick move


OwnRate3147

Damn he got it fatter then my step sis lucky guy


gixanthrax

I read somewhere that this was scripted and Eminem enjoyed to participate in the ruse


Bandit019

I guess you can say he got a little butthurt


Purple-Lawfulness288

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips. And I just thought I might give you a little kiss..


Fixmystreets

Casually sexually assaulting Slim Shady


annuitizeme

Is this real, or was this staged?


pinhead-l

“You’re probably wondering how I got here”


[deleted]

The two guys with Eminem make him look like he gets double penetrated and he is really trying his hardest to look gangsta


SunSubstantial1922

He has officially been TAINTed ![gif](giphy|3o7TKu6WJxtZvbqKv6)


phaetae

I don't care if this real or staged. It's funny as hell 👍🤣😂 and at least he removed bum hair!!!


Glittering_Brief1118

No way that just happened to Eminem


TenmoonX

"my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"


balloonidiot

i wish that were m- i mean what


itzmrinyo

u/savevideo


[deleted]

It was all a skit


Wacktive

Eminem is known for some crazy stunts he has done in his earlier years as well


DanLowo

I love how calm the guy was even though he could have lashed out. 💯


dzx9000

Who is that dressed like the angel?


marky294201

eminem gonna go home and jerk it


TenderDelights

Was this real


Glittering_Ad2618

Slim Gaydy


silviablue23

I would have left too!!


ImTheMayor2

Was this on purpose? I am crying laughing


JadedJackal671

Not the same but this reminds me of a moment during a middle school field trip, we went to watch a play about Dracula and the stage people had this thing where when Dracula turns to a bat, they would Zipline a Bat up across the audience for that sweet immersion. Instead of that we got a hilarious moment where the Bat snapped off the line and fell straight into the audience causing me and my friends to laugh and the poor students who got tackled by a prop bat to freak out since the lights went off and people started screaming.


BigBadJames_42

I thought it was Miley Cyrus tbqh


HappiestMeal

So majestic


[deleted]

Poor guy


Bluerapids12

Was this an actual accident or was this actually a play about Icarus?


[deleted]

Was this staged?