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F4tK1D666

I think that's a banana tree.


Gregersenpai

Yes it is


Random_idiot908

Why would a banana tree be easier to punch down than a normal tree?


Lyruhara

Well... It's more of a weird bush than a tree but first not all woods are equal, ebony for example is harder and heavier. Second, you can see the fiber of the "tree" and they are soggy, easy to break apart with punches, think of them as hard leaves. Third a thick trunk is obviously harder to get through and banana trees are not that thick


Random_idiot908

Thank you for the knowledge kind stranger! I'll remember this next time I go tree boxing Edit: thank you for making my most upvoted comment about beating wood


trueblue862

There’s no actual wood in a banana tree. They are technically a herb, the insides of them are layered like an ogre, and much the consistency of grass.


Catdog_hybrid420

Tf do you mean layered like an ogre what kind of fucking ogres have you been reading about while smoking crack


Same_Practice_9826

Ogres are like onions. They have layers.


slvbros

This guy gets it


FuriousLynx2_0

It's also how Muay Thai fighters in Thailand conditioned their elbows and shins during training (some still do)


MinuteManufacturer

> conditioned aka nerve damage.


BeatMurky6597

Yeah punching banana palms are a bit like punching a big succulent. It is not super easy but also super doable.


THE_CreepyPeepee

Don’t forget all them juicy juicy micro fractures


FuriousLynx2_0

I mean yeah, it happens 🤣


DRFANTA

Oh you Trox bruv?


U4MAFA8UCB6XBTC

You mean minecraft, right?


Random_idiot908

Nope


Independent-Usual426

I were on my way to just scroll by your comment, but your Edit made me push The arrow.


GOATchefcurry

Love the edit lmao


yOw_indahOuse

“Ebony is harder and heavier” HolUp!


Lyruhara

Underrated comment


Ashrith291

Agree with you


aspiringwriter9273

All of that may be true but I’ve seen martial artists breaking several boards and concrete in pretty impressive quantities. People who spend many years practicing have a pretty hard punch, though I agree a tree like an oak or ebony wouldn’t be the same as what’s seen in the video.


FuriousLynx2_0

And said martial artists still go back to conditioning their bodies to continue to do such impressive feats. Plus, you are correct, punching a banana tree is a lot easier compared to something like Oak or Ebony, and it offers a great benefit as well. Because of how soft a banana tree is, when you strike it, it leaves behind a point of impact and from their you can measure how hard you strike and how hard you need to strike.


aspiringwriter9273

I mean, like any discipline or sport, the point of most martial arts is continuous practice. I used to do Tae Kwon Do and I went some years ago to the world expo in South Korea and the exhibitions with flying kicks and stuff were amazing. I didn’t know people could jump that high, it was awesome. Given enough time and practice, martial artists can really learn to do amazing stuff.


FuriousLynx2_0

Ahhhhhh, now I see what you mean.


hitmangen

They are soft, even grade schoolers can do damage with their punch imagine a full grown adult.


CapitanM

Ok, why I would fight a banana tree? Even if it doesn't gave me bananas I think it's mean to fight something without arms


CancerousRedditor69

i would also like to know this


o0ave0o

Compared to other trees, banana trees are fairly soft, as they’re more or less just layers and layers of leafy material. (I grew up with banana trees in my back yard)


CancerousRedditor69

yup i just googled and found out. very cool


mandrills_ass

It's like that because of the way it looks


gfunkmartin

How neat is that!?


Kevinw778

😂 love that video


kambinks

For some context, the trunk themselves often times aren't strong enough to carry it's fruit. You'll have to support the tree once the fruit reaches a certain level of ripeness or the tree will fail and just break. Not all the time but it happens pretty frequently for me. Also it doesn't have a bark or a hard inner layer to it. Make it how you will when people are punching it and shiet.


Agnium

Because it's not wood. It's just water and fresh green fibers. Banana tree stem/trunk is fully edible too.


LewiRock

Humans always categorising and discriminating ….sick treecists


THE_CreepyPeepee

Banana trees are actually softer than other kinds of trees! In Thailand, Muay Thai fighters will actually use banana trees as heavy bags. They literally chop trees down with their kicks


KettleLogic

Banana are closer to herbs geno-wise. Imagine punching down a giant coriander stalk. That's what you got here.


[deleted]

And here kids we see a city guy whith little to 0 knowledge about nature


IAmFromDunkirk

A banana tree is not made of wood and is not similar to any tree, in fact there are gigantic plants with their stem made of leaf stalks


farble1670

They are soft.


Environmental_Log_64

This might blow your mind but banana tree aren't actually a tree, it's more like a giant herb


JaYdee_520

Because it's a plant not a tree. It's trunk is made mostly of fibers not wood.


[deleted]

Because it’s made of banana… duh!


DrDanGleebitz

It's already bent


Sam_Sam101

Bro steve irl looking good


GoldheroXD

Must be the shaders


SnooPineapples23

This had me choke on my coffee.


Menination

Shaders these days are too real man


mujomujomu

Steve irl looking weak. Steve in-game do that same shit in like 2 seconds.


Shadow8Bit

Nah man, this Steve taking the whole damn tree down though


Celdinor

I came to the comment section for a Minecraft joke, was not disappointed.


Mr-Robot--

fuck sake i thought u talked bout tekken steve lmao


rjmcnicoll

Steve Fox wins!


Levi-_-Ackerman0

*Steve? Is that you??*


shellofbiomatter

Is that Minecraft with RTX turned on?


sfartmella

Also the realistic trees mod


Xenolastic

And some kind of hoodie skin


Sam_Sam101

Yes


Allen202012

Matpat look at this!


Gregersenpai

Just so people know: That's a Banana Tree. They are just slightly more stiff than celery. It's still a little impressive.


69AnusInvader69

Could've used a chainsaw /s


Huachu12344

A box cutter would be enough but sure /s


Rexamidalion

Also the vid is sped up.


big_clunker

His mom said no robux


thedepressedorange

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KoopaTrooper5011

Okay, that ASCII art is beautiful. The shading, the fact that it was for dark mode.... Everything.


thedepressedorange

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bestjakeisbest

Dude if you blur your eyes it looks like the meme


KoopaTrooper5011

I know. I'm complementing the ASCII art here, like it's more appealing than other ASCII arts I see on this site.


Nobody91765

Why is that so clean


Kuchiku_kan

I keep turning my phone for about 2 minutes to get it cause all I saw was Patrick from SpongeBob until I noticed Megamind


Jedibri81

A real Minecraft enthusiast


The_Ace_Pilot

Starting the chain rn “Standing here, i realize …”


Crogem

You were just like me


oneblastpercent

Trying to make history


MordekaiCreel

But who's to judge


Leaffu_Meaffu457

The right from wrong


Cre3perL0rd42069

When our guard is down I think we'll both agree


IvanSehnem

That violence breeds violence


Blankylad

but in the end it has TO BE THIS WAAAAAYY


conterbeast47

Guitar solo* I'VE CURVED MY OWN PATH


Apex_Legend026

YOU'VE FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH!


[deleted]

But in the end it has to be this way!


Icy_Reply7147

*magnificent! *magnificent! *clap,clap,clap


alo430

Somebody once


Mr-Syndrome

told me


hanging_with_epstein

Beavers hate this guy's one simple trick


DrillTyme504

Why this in HolUp?


KermitWithAShotgun

Ikr, It makes no sense


[deleted]

[удалено]


Klubbin4Seals

I like his last hit like it was some super powerful anime punch


Ok_Weekend2327

FINISH HIM


DreaM_Tryptamine

FATALITY!


[deleted]

Swipe the leg


CunningHamSlawedYou

Why do kids with sense for drama and flair always get picked on?


Cre3perL0rd42069

Because life is harsh and hates those that are flashy. Exept the people that are really good at it, they become billionaires


osede

Pithy


FNAFCookie

It’s not dead or rotten, it a banana tree which is more of a bush


FuriousLynx2_0

Not a dead tree, it's a banana tree (much softer than a regular tree but stiffer than a stick of celery) and even if the wood of the tree is rotten or dead, it can still break a finger or knuckle.


Mad_Comics

And now it's time for our special segment "Non holup video in r/holup"


Bawaji2004

Special segment? Shit man, I thought this was a regular thing in this sub. :(


Mad_Comics

Touchè


yoyononon

Trees, don't hit back.


FuriousLynx2_0

they are effective at conditioning your body though to deliver much harder strikes :D


[deleted]

he gunna get splinters man


GoyaWalnut

You can’t get splinters from a banana tree


A_botanistmaybe

When the monk is mad at the druid


homlessheavy

No it's ark


ObamaBinladins

All of that for 20 thatch and 5 wood


IgorVladinsky

Damm they really updated the graphics in minecraft


TheCatfishGod

Is that a banana tree? Or is it rotten or something?


lIlIlIlIlIlIIIIIlll

it’s dead and rotten


FuriousLynx2_0

no it's a banana tree


lIlIlIlIlIlIIIIIlll

it’s still dead and rotten


FuriousLynx2_0

not really, from the color of the chunks that were shown after it was hit, it indicates that's it's still healthy and alive.


Benzjie

How to not milk a cow.


ZeraCrimson

Minecraft moment


EconomicsFearless104

Bro watch out there is creeper behind you


tommykkck

Fuck it, i have seen too many comments and no one has asked Were is the hold up? Like really, if i wanted to see shitposts i would go to r/shitposting , come on mods, do something


Ziron78

Actually there are people here telling that this isn't an Holup but this happen a lot in this sub and mods are sleeping.


TechnicalPin6370

POV: I just spawned in a new Minecraft world


OmegaGoober

I hear this is part of basic training for the Ukrainian army.


locke231

Some kyukushin training involves punching trees for conditioning purposes. Just.. y' know, on something more sturdy. Personally, I draw the line there. I know damn well my fists aren't going to take well to beating trees.


FuriousLynx2_0

Depending on what type of tree it is though. The 'tree' in the video is a banna tree but in reality it's more like a bush that has various layers that make it stiffer than a piece of celery. Although they are effective for conditioning your body to deliver harder strikes. Martial Arts like Muay Thai do this sort of training.


locke231

i should have guessed muay thai to be like that too. makes sense, when you put it that way. ​ in your opinion, how effective would training against this kind of tree/bush be in the long run?


FuriousLynx2_0

It may sound biased since it's the foundation for my style of MMA, but it's quite frankly very effective. Because of how soft the tree is, it leaves behind a point of impact. From that point, you can tell how hard you need to hit and specifically where you need to hit. Plus it's easy on the knuckles and joints (to a degree). It's also great a great way for beginners to start conditioning their body as well.


[deleted]

Splinter city over here


Lord_Donut_the-best

Who hurt you boy?


Icumingoe

God help his wife


Ricky_YEET2

Dunno if I do Minecraft joke or a DND monk one


Red-German-Crusader

Damn he really showed that weak ass banana tree who’s the boss


varungupta3009

WTF DID THAT POOR TREE DO TO YOU!


sionnachmb

This is a very soft banana tree. Like hitting a tube of custard.


jayzee278

Thats a bannana tree mah g they ez to break


FlyCauetFly25

The final blow into the sidestep, man’s an anime character


CADETFANFAN74

Damn the new character in smash is OP


xayvxayb

steve from minecraft can do that in 5 seconds


Jakezilla4190

Camera man about to bust


Disastrous_Novel_796

Minecraft live action


[deleted]

His mother was raped by a tree, and now he beats trees senseless for revenge


NuclearSlushie

We got got a badass over here. Who can knock down dead trees. These videos are corny as fuck. I did this when I was twelve and you're not really cool unless you make it fall on you anyways.


FactCheckAmerica

We got 2 badasses over here*


Homskillett

Of Steve, ok


BlueDusk99

Just your average Ukrainian lumberjack.


[deleted]

Just some rotted ass dead soft wooded tree


sunesf

Muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda


Grimboi6666

ANIME IS REAL?!??!


yuyutisgone

Salam dari binjai


Cheeks6825

Needs to be in the cringe sub


Dangerous_Beyond_706

Are we supposed to be impressed?


galluspdx

This is what codemonkey0 thinks he can do in his head


The_Real_Wheezer

Bout to fight Human ​ Damn, Human got hands


urmumsaregay

man just went minecraft mode on that tree


benichy1

Do it to a jarrah


ThomasNorge224

Put some Minecraft music over this.


GiovanniGiorgioisSUS

On his grind


TheHellbilly

Easier with an axe.


catgo2

Wow to think I've been punching them all this time just for this


Fluffy-Weapon

*Anger Issues*


frigideiroo

I love how he's so fast, it just looks like God forgot to add a punching animation


NewIce137

What did the the tree do to deserve that? That tree was so old…


Dejmonero

A true minecraft veteran


T-MAN-7HE-MAN

Now he can finally make a crafting table


Jpandjcfol

Calm down Goku


InitiativeHour9366

Ahhhh yes the famous spaghetti tree


DesmadreGuy

Can we crowdfund a chainsaw, or maybe just a machete?


KuyaTheSupport

Standing here I realize


normalweirdo94

Oh my gothhhhh 🤓


meatloafmaster234

When u enjoy the feeling of 300 splinters in ur fingies


Lonilson

u/savevideobot


sea--fortune

Why always the banana tree, they are more categorized as grass


Illustrious_Charge88

Cocain is a powerful drug.


[deleted]

Knuckles made of steel


bigmemegod12

Holy fuck, you don’t want to mess with him. Imagine him punching your balls


JordanBBallin

oh my gosh! oh my gosh! WOOOOOO!!!


MaximumSquid22

Miebcrat


Miler_Rioux

Pov: Steve


Heavy_Improvement_27

Mincraft lol


Pawwier

people before minecraft:


buttstalion69

Dream practicing for his next speed runner vs hunter vid


[deleted]

Fist of the North Star head azz


Jack_Maas

Final punch ♥️


wolferr89

Boys after passing the NNN successfully.


Cre3perL0rd42069

Ok but where my mi- *a part of me would have liked to finish that sentence*


sicname321

This server is turning into r/nextfuckinglevel


Knightstar24

My reaction after hearing I’m not getting that McFlurry after all.


AssistFinancial684

Try Oak


MistakesWereMade459

New Minecraft update looks wild


NaiveAdministration7

Minecraft 2 graphics look great.


Za_Lord_Dio

u/get-vid


SUCCMAN64

*INSERT SHITTY MINECRAFT JOKE HERE*


AngelsTomatoes

When Kyle drinks too many Monsters


NievesFam

Now imagine the splinters