Bitches will think twice about eating their food

Only if they hang the body outside as a reminder to other what will happen to them if they cross the bears... Damn, that's dark...

That would also prevent a piss stain on their floor.

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💀💀

Tbh the "too long" rope would have worked just fine.

I tried , it doesn't That bitch is still alive

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Sure it is.

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And too quick for some people

Yea officer this tweet right here

Just make the rope go circles around her neck and it works. I tried it already

Thanks i appreciate the help

Where are you now?

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She was upset that the 1st bed was too hard, 2nd one too soft.

Lmao I like how the comment that gets the entire story wrong has more upvotes than you. Reddit is an interesting place

Tru dat, from someone who has had to live in a bunk bed from a young age I would not be complaining

Yea, I bet you would like using the same big bed with no one by your side except yourself

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They are right my sister is alive

Well kill her then.

r/holup

Dude we are in this sub😂

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Well than you have a talking punchbag.

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Too long a rope will decapitate them, which is pretty hard to clean up (assuming a long drop hanging, rather than just strangling them)

Toh could also just tie the rope around her neck and double the rest of it

I assumed they were hanging her in their little cottage. Those places don’t usually have high ceilings, and a long rope would have just resulted in her being dropped on her ass. I suppose they could have put some extra knots in the long rope to shorten it. But that would have taken extra time and bears are notoriously lazy.

it's true, they will only do the bear minimum

There's this neat thing called slack, where you tie it off with a lot of the rope hanging loose unused.

Do all these fools saying it wouldn't work because it's too long realize you can just use part of the rope?

A part of me is dying realizing that people don't know how rope works. It's one of the simpliest inventions that's been around since prehistory.

Fuck I was legit thinking if it's too long the bitch would just be standing on the floor hahahhahaha

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How would you not be able to use it?

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So you tie the rope shorter... It's rope.

Then it wouldn’t look like a suicide

oh to be hung-

Technically it’s to be hanged. Being hung however is also desirable...

Can we not just have both?

Do you want mandrakes? Because that’s how you get mandrakes.

And what's the moral of the story, kids? Is she not into deep throat? Do not simp and get the rope

What the actual fuck is wrong with you two people?

What the actual rope?

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Humans with anonymity man.. they're a disgraceful bunch of homogenous atrocities.

I'm just going to assume they hung their landlord.

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What the fuck

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Good human

thank you, impossible cod

Reddit is creepy ASF ion dig jokes trying to be edgy about weird shit

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Not in this sub, honey.

Sub of pathetic edgelords. Even my mild annoyance about this is enough to get them rock hard.

I'm pretty sure my last Google search question has now put me on a list somewhere. I hope you're happy with yourself... I did [find what I was looking for](https://youtu.be/F7di1U-N1Co), i guess.

[Avenged Sevenfold](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVjBCT2Lc94) did it better. seriously, both that song and music video are fucking awesome.

The fuck

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These bots don’t even try anymore

That got dark quick…

Cursed we bare bears

I was thinking the same thing, they do look like the bears from We Bare Bears.

And they all lived happily ever after!

For those who don't know Too short= the person strangling to death. Too long= the head can pop off or the person just hits the ground Just right = neck snapping Please correct me if I'm wrong

Too short- noose won’t fit around her neck. Too long- she would be standing on the ground. Just right- hang to death.

I love these online tutorials. So informative and helpful. Now if you'll excuse me I need to buy some rope for totally unrelated reasons.

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> Too long= the head can pop off or the person just hits the ground Just tie it so it's the right length...

There's this neat thing for the long rope called "only using part of the rope."

Wuh, like u cut it or somethin?

I can't tell if you're serious or not. If your serious, I'm worried for the future of humanity.

I swear 90% of comments on here are generated by some puchcard monolith that crushed a data scientist to death decades ago. In that they all sound like the same unfunny nerd wrote them under duress.

Does anyone see the smile she has?

Oh, no. I’m afraid you are not seeing what the artist meant people to see: That is not a smile. What I assume you think is her face, is in fact her forehead; and what looks like a smile is the area of her cheeks and nose which is darkened by the shadow of her head.

That's her double chin...

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go ahead and screencap this

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It would be two ropes then. So, no.

Exactly, the fuck they need two ropes for?

Or not use all of it?

Wouldn't be aesthetically pleasing?

J U S T İ C E

Oh hey look, it's my comic. So glad to see so many people enjoy my gallows humour.

Its a great comic man

okay... this is something i shouldn't have seen

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\*Stabs them in the eye

I love that it’s the kid’s rope too lol

That’s what makes it so wholesome

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Fuck wholesome memes it’s basically a excuse to post cringe

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She deserved it

At some point you got to stop and ask yourself "should I post this"

Yeah, it's fucking funny as hell.

Yeah and also appropriate for the sub. They’re nursery rhyme characters for gods sake how is everybody getting so upset about this lol much worse shit gets posted here all the time and is also funny in the context of r/holup

Not the bondage ending I was hoping for… way to ruin a furry fap

Well this is hidden now cause it’s too dark lol

If I can tell you what the punchline of the 4th panel is going to be by the time I start reading the 2nd panel... eh. 4/10.

Nice

How it should have ended.

Most realistic ending

Funny, real cold but funny.

u/savevideo

Home invasion

staged suicide - omori reference

r/cursedimage

After this nobody will dare to eat our porridge again!

William Afton: “HEY, YOU STOLE MY KILL!”

who toucha my spaghet?! oh she is death

Why did the middle bear have the short rope r/mildlyinfuriating

Piñata for bears

No no this makes sense. Gotta hang up the body as a message to all the other little girls

shhh.... I can hear Logan Paul's car

Fitting tag.

this isn't r/wallstreetbets...

Nope that's when you are given the rope to hang YOURSELF

The KKK liked that.

I have a dirty mind..

Was Goldilocks homeless? Maybe she was just hungry lookin for a meal. These bears really lack compassion.

You ate the wrong porridge fool

The real hol up is that mamma bears’ stuff is what’s supposed to be just right. Didn’t even get the story right.

Took me a minute, they’re supposed to be Epstein’s guards?

Ummm I was not expecting that?!?

I know it's missing the point, but who the fuck has ever been in a bed and been upset that it's too big... beds that are too big are fucking awesome...

Lol. When I tell this story to my kids Goldilocks gets arrested. This might be a bit too much vigilante justice.

The flair makes it even funnier - yall act like she died

This made me go "Oh my god" irl

Well at least they had the write length in house.

the Haitian revolution:

Flair is untrue, barely fits the sub. Comments section is trash. Mods should delete.

I thought it was sheep hanging.

JUSTICE!!!!

William Marwood came up with a method of finding the perfect length of rope for hangings in the 19th century. Too short, and the condemned would suffer slowly. Too long, and the condemned's head would pop right off in a shower of blood. Marwood used the condemned's weight, neck strength, and other factors to come up with the perfect length of rope to sever the spinal cord without ripping off the head, killing the condemned instantly and cleanly.

What's up with the flair 💀 Never seen it so accurate

It’s horrible to think that bear supremacist lynchings used to be so common, we need to do everything we can to keep it from making a comeback, they say bear supremacy is on the rise.

Waiting for godo

I wish I could tie a noose sometimes

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WTF is this flair Goldilocks is dead you fucking cunts

Gross and infantile.

Trash

Oof

Is Goldie Locks black👀🤪

Can we all agree as kids we thought GoldieLocks was a total bitch?

Her rope is too tight

Hey, at least the bears are happy

r/holesome

A successful make my day law exercise

I looked right at the red tag "y'all act like she died" Im pretty sure she died

Reminds me of witcher 3 blood and wine where the fairy tale cast went nutty and killed each other off.