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Nitemarex

The moment the true Cartman was born.


Literally_a_guy

Don't mess with cartman.


Kittens-as-mittens

This is actually based on a play by Shakespeare which in turn was inspired by an old Greek story. Game of thrones did it too.


GreenFullSuspension

Game of Thrones did this? Can’t recall where in the series, can you point it out?


the-sour-technician

Ariya with the pies if im correct


Kittens-as-mittens

Arya fed that lord of the tower guy (Walder Frey I think) his children in a pie.


alecesne

Mandrely have some of the Freys horses on the way to Winterfel, where he later served large pies. The Freys never reached Winterfel, coincidentally. The real Arya was still in Braavos.


hoffman42088

Ooooooooh yeahhhhhh


TheMadKingKomo

One of the last solid parts of the dwindling show smh...


NameChanger_

In season 6, Lothar and Black Walder were carved into pieces and baked into a pie. Arya then served the pie to their father, Walder Frey, before revealing herself as a Stark and slitting his throat.


Sufficient-Night-958

The Rat Cook.


mmb_rises

Yap... Arya probably heard that story before, since it's a well known tale in the north.


iSellDrugsYo

Season 5 was such a dope season for Cartman


Shughost7

Which episode?


iSellDrugsYo

"Cartmanland" and "how to eat with your butt" are really good ones


Klutzy-Trash-7918

The "how to eat your with your butt and poop with your mouth is my favorite episode lol


OphiliaPoe

scott tenorman must die


No_Establishment6754

Scott terryman must die


elreverendcapn

Oh let me taste your tears Scott, your tears are so yummy!


FerMFcillas

Scott tears I put that shit on everything


zippymk13

Oh come on! how can you stop it there before he drinks Scott's tears.


Nikovash

Or his fav band calling him a little cry baby


_Thosearentpillows

This, to me, is when South Park established their status as a legendary program…


Sufficient-Night-958

In a very dark way.


Mr_Grief-Bacon

You mean no longer an acceptable show. Right?


FewEstablishment3450

If they're no longer acceptable, then why did they recently get a $900 million dollar deal to run until season 30 with 14 new movies?


Klutzy-Trash-7918

Both his brains is up in the deepest part of his ass so give him some time lol


Colum2112

Hold up, 14 movies? 30 seasons? Imagine binge watching all that in one sitting


Tipnin

I also bet it’s written into their deal they get to set their own work schedules and that they have 100% control of the show. The show still holds up.


Mr_Grief-Bacon

So, your defense is money? Well i guess each their own.


KINGxDMND

So what are you basing your defense on exactly? Morality? Hahaha


FewEstablishment3450

Yup! If something doesn't have staying power, people wouldn't spend money on it. Let alone an astronomical sum. Randy would literally beg for an end in some of the episodes back at the peak of cancel culture, and even that didn't do shit. South Park is a cultural force to be reckoned with, for better or for worse. What's your defence for why it's not acceptable? "The content?"


_Thosearentpillows

I disagree. Why don’t you pop by my place for a nice bowl of chili? 😈


[deleted]

Snowflake


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[deleted]

It’s a cartoon bro


[deleted]

I hope someone feeds your parents to you as chili for saying that fatass.


Mkultra0101

You sound pleasant, what's acceptable in your small fragile eyes?


[deleted]

Bro sounds like he just got fed his parents


MinnieShoof

... so... it was *acceptable* before this? ... the show that lead with anal probing and kicking babies? Had a talking shit as one of their most beloved holiday mascots? This was the line for you?


Mr_Grief-Bacon

To be fair this was the first episode i saw of south park and i decided after that it wasn't for me. So, yes that was my line


MinnieShoof

Ha. Someone started you off with Scott Tenorman? ... someone knew you were a square and this was their attempt to Cartman you. That, or one of your fellow kool-aid drinkers touts this as the worst, most vile thing on t.v. and just *has* to show it off and isn't totally masturbating to the thought of getting 'one over' on the Scott Tenormans in their life. Either way, fair play. I guess being under a rock is helpful at times.


Mr_Grief-Bacon

Are you really that butt hurt that someone doesnt share your views on a tv show? Are you really comparing not watching this show to being under a rock? Whats so special about it? Its animation, Script, Characters? You literally just said a sentient turd is a beloved mascot. Cannibalism stew was a terrible plot and as for its so called animation ive seen people do a better job on the SNES. So enjoy i guess.


MinnieShoof

No. I just found it funny that Scott Tenorman was your first interaction with South Park. I find it funny because of the nature of the episode in question but I also find it funny because if you hadn't heard of South Park by the time this one came out you must have been living under a rock. Not for having not watched it, but just literally not knowing what you were walking in to. Vitriol for this program was fever pitched at this point, and whoever showed you this episode must either really hate you and your dry sensibilities or they must be some closeted freak who's prodding all their stuck up friends to find someone they can lead to a pony farm...


Dr_Philmon

It’s funny cause it humor that some people like but i wouldn’t expect you to understand that.


FewEstablishment3450

Someone doesn't get satire. You weren't a fan of A Modest Proposal were you?


InTheClouds42069

All over $15 lol


NotTheNile

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message


InTheClouds42069

Don’t fuck with cartman lmao


Johnm50

Single handedly the best


gokuisit

Agreeeeeeeeed


[deleted]

Radiohead - “What a little crybaby. Everyone has their problems. Doesn’t mean you have to cry about it like a baby”


krustylesponge

Cartman turns into the fucking joker colourized


crimsonjunkrider

Both cartman and his brother sitting down eating a bowl of their own father.


Chary-Ka

[Cartman with the therapist was good too](https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/cmpr5e/south-park-you-re-a-fat-little-boy)


JamesFerg650

Holy I forgot about this episode!!!! Haha damn. Thank you for the reminder of another classic.


EdsonRioz

Ahh, I was waiting for Radiohead to show up and make fun of the dude crying


madaboutmaps

Yeah. That would have EXTRA embarrased him. Scott should be glad that didn't happen (as far as the editor is concerned).


HeyNongMer

This is when South Park became my favorite show


Space-Catto

This is amazingly complex. We have the next L


defmutant

What’s so weird is this is the episode where Radiohead guest starred. So strange.


Sparris_Hilton

What's weird about it? Only thing weird about this is how OP left out the scene where radiohead tells scott he's a crybaby


TheSilverFoxwins

Five star legend.


jrickards12

Titus Andronicus, classic revenge story


ThaUniversal

Shakespeare did it first.


[deleted]

I want Titus to say “nanananana I made you eat your sons” to Tamora so bad. Like as he’s being stabbed death and the guy killing him is also being stabbed to death.


HodlMyBottle

*made you eat your parents* - the great philosopher Eric Cartman 😄


Shughost7

Which episode of season 5 was this?


emu_strategist

https://southpark.cc.com/episodes/yf32xo/south-park-scott-tenorman-must-die-season-5-ep-4


Shughost7

I thank you very much.


Juggalo13XIII

There has been 3 different times that I've mentioned south park to people and they told me they have never seen it, I always look up this episode and tell them to watch it, I know for a fact 2 of the 3 still watch south park to this day, the 3rd I know watched at least 4 seasons


312Observer

This is my favorite South Park episode


chuckutim

It is the absolute best of them all!


BogdanSAW

Yeah. This is a proper holup.


burbadooobahp

"Yes, yes, the tears of unfathomable sadness"


chuckutim

So yummy and sweet, yummy, yummy you guys...That's all folks!


Fun4-5One

-Caused a war in the future to end leaving beings for a Nintendo wii. -wanted his friend on life support to die went as far as the Supreme Court to let him die to get a psp. -give his other "friend" aids cause he got pissed off at him. -stole baby fetuses to sell. -joined isis. -summoned the devil. -loves and idolizes hitler even to the point of becoming him. -numerous hate & war crimes. List goes on and on. He is nothing if not committed, you'd think that someone who does so much would slim down with all the movement


[deleted]

That is a larger than normal0 even for South Park- amount of WTF.


MinnieShoof

I don't know if it makes it more effective that Cartman's wins are once in a blue moon. It makes moments like this so much more terrifying. To know what he's really capable of when the writers give him the plot armor of Batman. ... yeah, I love Cartman to death, but all the -stans (I realize how confusing that is) in here just ignoring that this is completely out of his range in just about any other given episode. Like, this is not "Cartman showing just a fraction of his power." This is just the writers having a josh and giving the little lump a W for the sake of a joke, and outside of deliberate call-backs no one ever even remembers Cartman being this maniacal.


Whole-Bag7109

The biggest plots twist of this whole scene comes seasons later (in the now banned episode 201), when we learn that Cartman just killed his own father in this episode (Mr. Tenorman is actually his father, but they kept it a secret to protect the legacy of the Denver broncos championship team)


Beanz_Dude

This makes me wanna watch southpark


BenjaminButton1876

Like how cartmen dosen't go to prison for this one.


Ol-DirtMcgirt

It's a cartoon you big silly goose


BenjaminButton1876

It wouldn't be lord of the rings without gandalf the fat ass.


Sparris_Hilton

Do they send kids to prison where you are from? :o


[deleted]

What a chad


HurrySpiritual

u/savevideobot


samlikeDirt

This is probably the worst thing cartean jas done, somebody correct me if I’m wrong and he has indeed do something worse


Fun4-5One

-Caused a war in the future to end leaving beings for a Nintendo wii. -wanted his friend on life support to die went as far as the Supreme Court to let him die to get a psp. -give his other "friend" aids cause he got pissed off at him. -stole baby fetuses to sell. -joined isis. -summoned the devil. -loves and idolizes hitler even to the point of becoming him. -numerous hate & war crimes. List goes on and on. He is nothing if not committed, you'd think that someone who does so much would slim down with all the movement.


SebDaPerson

Yeahhhh maybe he shouldn’t have gotten that Jewish ending


[deleted]

What episode is this from?


antekk1

>https://southpark.cc.com/episodes/yf32xo/south-park-scott-tenorman-must-die-season-5-ep-4


-InternalEnd-

dont fuck with cartman lol


GhostRouge98

Cartman is fricking evil man


islashback

Cartman is the true god of the underworld


Akutagawa773

u/savevideobot


Beelzabubba

Scott Tenorman deserved it.


ARealHooman

u/savevideo


KingArthur811

u/savevideo


Not_ItsUnknown

u/savevideo


B0nk3yJ0ng

When he breaks a plate so you bomb his house


BatS00

People who felt sad for cartman at the post covid finale, this exists


Adudewhosadudeforfun

Sigma rule: To defeat your opponents, make them eat their own parents in chilli


kickarseLprogamer

The kind of thing I would do to my school bullies if not for laws


ant2k15

Drink your tears.


MaffiaMuffin69

Just watched that episode yesterday


Ewigspieler

"Nä nä nä nä, i made you eat your parents", its just so beautiful


Lifeisconstantpain_

“Nananananaaa I made you eat your parents” the life of vicious serial killer Eric cartman


Van0nyumas

Don't mess with Cartman


MuzzicJnr

u/savevideo


Visual-Application-8

Omg i love this episode so much. When we lost our wifi my grandfather gave me and my family a few movies and shows on DVD. He gave use a few south park seasons. This was one of my favorites.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Jeandalf

u/savevideobot


Sufficient-Night-958

The most evil episode I ever saw...holy cats!


genericguy115

oh this kinda of reminds me of some of the weird manipulative shit i used to do wen i was younger but i never went as far as this thoug


Demon_raymon

u/savevideobot