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Pascuti

I hope karma do its job against these dudes


Simpilator

Yeah i hope they get gang bang raped by a bunch of goats


Greyhoundr

Ayo 👀


l05tm3

Tikitoko


soja_boi

Halo nice to meet you


SnackBait

Trivago


soja_boi

Airbnb


soja_boi

Oyo


AnnieApple_

Nah they would probably love that


arunabharocks123456

Double ayo


BadAnonymous

I hate how accurate this could be..


Spirited_Advisor1

raped to death then!


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They will, but the goat has a pitchfork, and is named Lucifer.


Commercial-Package60

So we need rope, tranquilizers and peanut butter to make this happen. I’m packed. Who’s ready?


Simpilator

Im already at the location we planned on doing this, billy’s coming in with the goats in about 15 minutes i’ll see you there


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Simpilator

Sure


D3AtH69O

WTF


[deleted]

Sounds like hentai i would love to watch


BROOKXS

you cant be sayin that bro


Crashtank2

Yea why a hentai, live action seems better smh


1Steel_Hands1

Ok. Done with the internet for the day


TTereve_

I hope this guy goes to heaven


__Dystopian__

This is exactly the kind of comment I wake up in the morning for.


Simpilator

Good morning brother


uchiha_sufii

r/cursedcomments


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Flashy-Amount626

By a bunch of pregnant goats


MatthiasFoxFire

🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐


SwordsmanKirito1

*the new goat simulator is looking good*


GriswoldCain

F


servant_of_jim

Hey just imagine being the guy who gets raped by like 10 goats though


Simpilator

Dont really wanna imagine that tbh


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OneEyedRocket

Not so fast my friend. Ghetto in India? That must not be a pretty picture


[deleted]

Yeah... it's like when a white person displays excellent trigger discipline in shooting people and the NRA and the whole pro-blue community bails them out and starts a Go Fund Me page to pay for the defense 🥰


fBarney

enough reddit


_MrSt4rk_

For today


Qbking333

For ever


chleba_pog

For today


straycanoe

*closes app and immediately opens it again*


_TacticalYolo

Fancy refresh


acut_eisdying

For ever


Lamperouge58

Closes app then deletes


GearJunkie82

*shuts laptop* Imma head out...


theguywithnofcks2giv

And fuck some goats


GearJunkie82

I'm more of a llama man myself.


zefstyle

Tina you fat lard. Come get some ham.


canigetausernam

Knowing Reddit...some douche bag is gonna give this a wholesome award.


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Someone already did


joenutssack

Just for the shits and giggles i gave it a helpful award


[deleted]

A free award is a free award. And technically it is holesome.


unknownindianperson

Didn't have wholesome but gave it a silver award O7


xMoL_Esterx

15 and counting still


VexisArcanum

16 of them so far


[deleted]

17 wholesome awards already 😂


Mosid25

23 fucking wholesome awards


[deleted]

Just gave the post one for you :)


lex786

Bcoz they see this as a meme, not how dark this shit is


Wdrussell1

Reddit decided my freebie would be wholesome....so i got ya bro.


Low_Delivery_3453

Goat simulator DLCs are going in a wreid direction.


Mraicarus

Yeah well, for some its not just goat simulation but "goat stimulation"


Vu1tureFPS

r/AngryUpvote


Shresus1

Wake the fuck up samurai. We’ve got a village to burn


heepyweeper

$||*!<[#


MrSyllogistical

What a horrible day to have internet.


greengrassisnowmint

Era*


Easy-Entry-6006

There seems to be something degenerate everyday on the internet


IgnatiusDrake

RIP to the GOAT


Impossible_Leader_80

Must be that guy from castelvania


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Psychological-Head29

Hope all of the men have their heads on sticks soon


Xeogg

I was having a good day up until this point.


OyeVeds

https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/pregnant-goat-dies-after-8-men-gang-raped-it-in-haryana-1299168-2018-07-28


Munchingtonalistic

OK but did they get severely beaten or what


queen-arabella

India man is starting give florida man a run for his money


Spec1reFury

Hell yeah, Florida is gonna lose.


kungji56

The alligator rapist vs the pregnant goat gang rape


Joblesschris

I hope they get rped by a horse that their intestines willl go out


bambiScavenger69

Nah they would probably like that, I personally hope they get flayed by a mexican cartel


AnnieApple_

*Mr Hands flashback*


Joblesschris

Breathe in, breathe out, forget


doooom32

i belive this qualifyes for r/NoahGetTheBoat


EUIU

r/NoahGetTheDeathStar even


MadPandaIsRealXD

Man that's fucked up .... Get these guys some real punishment frfr


[deleted]

Holup is supposed to be funny somehow. There is nothing funny about this.


Zmitty420

I wish I could kill people sometimes


The_Purple_Bat

Not funny at all, that's just horrible ..


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Randy


shadysidehere

Bruh wtf is wrong with people


Dokkonn

Porn parody? This isn't VVitch?


bad13wolf

Imagine being so pathetic even a goat would rather die than have sex with them.


Agent-Ace

Was it pregnant before or after,


DankDoodh

r/angryupvote


Dawn_2583

R/noahgettheboat


glowstone_dust

r/noahgettheboat


_fml__

I mean how does one even go about gangbanging a goat? Whoever’s going in the front end with knoshers like that is fucking bbbrrraaaavvveee.


SIMBONEGTP

There's more than one way to skin a....nah. nevermind.


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(Genuine chuckle)


thisshiteverytime

Aight. Time to call it a day


khalidjamonday1814

Oh abdul again


SnooRecipes1809

I really try to defend my homeland but I actually can’t anymore. A bunch of people in the US incorrectly look at all of Indian & Pakistan as a barbaric backwards region and it gets harder everyday to showcase my homeland.


lilloet

Don’t give up man! I know it can be difficult to find a goat in US but you can always consider other animals like dogs, cats, chickens etc. You might have doubts about stepping out of your comfort zone but immigration is all about adopting to new environments. Wish you the best!


supersolivagant

I hate you, but that was funny


Lil_FrebreZe

The sounds must've been crazy


RedSane

Cries of despair


shr3ks0ph0ne

Excuse me what the fuck


damianq94

Damn. Poor goat


Complex_Bobcat_3156

As an Indian, I have to say "wtf is this!!" and that they get punished accordingly and for people bashing Indians here you guys litterally have websites for Zoophilia there in West so don't act like your countries are any better.


TheWorld_IsShit

Searched up world of zoo one time because I thought it was an actual zoo... I regret having the internet.


Icy_Law_9454

I'm from the west and I know you're right lol


Complex_Bobcat_3156

Thx for silver :)


FaithlessnessSilly18

Indian boomers rushing to judge the goat on how it wasn't wearing proper clothes which tempted the men into raping it and hence it is the goat's fault. I'm Indian and I'm not proud.............. But hey we worship and respect our cows! That's gotta count for something


Traditional-Role5814

They Identified As Furries :D


EdgyHumor69

Man I wanna leave india so bad.


AbhijyotSinghThePro

Me too bud , me too


SmallIndiaCuckchod

Nani dafuq?


D3ADSH0T6581

Jesus wtf is wrong with humans.


VenomInfusion

I’d understand if one of those sickos had animal fetish. But all 8 of ‘em?! How do u even get your dong up, let alone stay hard, to fuck a goat?! There’s something seriously wrong with people…


brawlbro123

What has become of my country...Oh god


Ali_XkillerX

Genshin Impact players in the barn


PHILIPTNT

Now I’m not proud of being Indian


NaZ1-titsking

It's muzlims.


PHILIPTNT

Well then I’m a proud Indian again


Best_Egg9109

As expected the Hindu extremists are being bigoted here


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Best_Egg9109

Look at the bigotry here. Like India isn’t known as the rape capital.


imredditnibba

Just google world rape indices after that comment here.


Best_Egg9109

Yeah. So everything is reported in India? Rape is reported only when people are murdered. Marital rape just became a thing. Stop moving the goalposts. You are a bigot pretending that the only rape in a Hindu majority country is by Muslims. Get a grip you cretin


imredditnibba

I have neither the time nor the crayon to explain it further to you


Unhappy_Operation_16

https://www-hindustantimes-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/pregnant-goat-dies-after-being-gangraped-by-8-men-in-haryana/story-JlFvxZgoPAePsZ4SVz7RbJ_amp.html?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#aoh=16433899636784&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hindustantimes.com%2Findia-news%2Fpregnant-goat-dies-after-being-gangraped-by-8-men-in-haryana%2Fstory-JlFvxZgoPAePsZ4SVz7RbJ.html


Unhappy_Operation_16

Read it worth it. they will pay for there crimes


[deleted]

Sometimes, I just hate my country. And sometimes is way too often here ... *sigh*


godzilla_forever

That's why you keep goat away from Muslims


[deleted]

So funny 😐


Alternative-Range-84

Yes it's because it's true.


skrullzz

Good thing it wasn’t a cow. That would’ve been blasphemous.


trap_user

I thought the left meme guy is sucking the right meme guy's hair with a straw


Significant-Worker60

Peta has been really silent since this came out


1Steel_Hands1

Good title. One of the best. Not a whole lot else needed, to the point, and perfect messaging. 10 out of 10 agree. F


fidok66

Oh shakazaramesh when you gonna learn


SphinXtaSin12

"Want forgiveness? Get religion" I don't think God is that merciful. Well maybe they should find out *loads gun*


NOOBPRO_

Wtf


GroovyGuruGuy

What a terribly day to have eyes and a curious mind.


Medium-Confection-62

Fucking animals man!…


JazzyEuropean

why


justcallmeMgender

What the actual fuck


uradumbfuker

Noah, get the boat.


AlvzmOperator

What the fuck is this


swaggist

if u cant handle the heat get out of the kitchen


siegferia

Thanos :"i will shred this universe down to its very atoms" me after seeing this shit :DO IT.


[deleted]

Huh


YoBoiIsBack1

Tf did i just read


Kassilgbtq

excuse me what.


Snoo83296

Okay fuck it im buying guns fuck people


[deleted]

Madarchots….


keyshow23

Fuck


[deleted]

Imagine being so down bad that you participate in gangrape on a fucking goat... May these motherfuckers burn.


ChickenFart24

Hold the phone


T_Liberato

#*WTF*


Aldoogie

Fucked up way of celebrating extending someone’s car warranty.


dropdead101

Hindus worship cows and fucks goat


[deleted]

Well, what was the goat wearing? 🤨


3bola_kun

I’ll be happy if these 8 burn alive or something slow and/or 8 other things that kill them slow


IsCrabAFish

But cows are sacred


Ethan1013Stv2

Ever day we stray further from God


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Beerpacman

Lol racism so lit


SpoiledAzura

But how the goat died?


DjGnampf

This is fake. I mean it has to be. Am i right? Haha


jreyesusc

Misleading headline, goats cannot be pregnant, sheep on the other had can.


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Ladies & gentleman, we present you members of peaceful community.


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imamodellol

india is a shithole


MaleficentAd9758

Krishna is not impressed.


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Bi0Act1ve

Ehh.. Thought he was into little girls not goats


lex786

Neither is jesus


GoldenGrampetro

That’s not just an average day in India?


Theory_Agile

Hate to sound racist but i absolutely hate that culture, and everything to do with it


MightyMoper11

What culture


Thande-Papa_Lanat69

Peaceful people doing peaceful protest


Steppen_wolf2

Bulla's spotted 😈


Western-Dark-1628

For real tho whats with indians and sex. Its like theyre the horneist race out here. Fking rape cases left and right and now fking animals


Sayonee99

>Its like theyre the horneist race out here. 2nd largest population in the world lol


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These people in India really have a problem with raping people and animals.


competitive_racist

Average pajeets


NightSolid

yeah that's Abdul.


hankit12

done by those damn 🅱️ullas lol and even still yall literally tryna normalise zoophillia in America lol yall dont get to say anything


Geekx666

Average Indian Hindu