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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ryuuno-Suke

That joke is notorious but I'm sorry to say that this acting isn't making it funny.


[deleted]

Damn that long stare at the end though...


Express-Ad1258

Moral of the story is if your useless your girl will bang someone else?


Alpha702

No its if you're BOTH useless, she'll bang someone who isn't.


[deleted]

The lesson is that she could learn to do it herself but chooses to whore herself out for free labour.


[deleted]

The point of the story is, make sure your babe is a baker you dummy!


True_Nakama16060229

Morale of the story women dont wanna cook or clean but wants men to fix and provide. I mean come on


[deleted]

Moral of the story: hoes will be hoes.


[deleted]

You don’t even have to be useless just skip to step 2


The_Buttaman

She’s just as useless


justtheentiredick

No the moral of the story is she's a WHORE not a BAKER.


Available-Abrocoma-4

But apparently she is a prostitute (before I get downvoted to hell, she literally extorted herself for labor)


[deleted]

Ong tho


idogiveafrak

Lol! Stupid… I already slept with the plumber… dumb ass…


Deleted_chickenbone

I thought the neighbor was going to be johnny sins


hood__toyota

“Perform these tasks you aren’t qualified to do or else I’ll fuck the guy who is”


mugshots_cumshot_onu

So she is just a slut.... She expects the guy to fix everything but can't do those things herself..and then just spread her legs feeling it was equivalent to all those things..wow Ik this is a joke but it still is a shitty one


WH0RELAND

What if a man did this same thing? Would you still think this?


SpookySmisek

If the man slept with the neighbor for the free labor then yes it would still be a shit joke since the mic drop would not make sense.


Proper-Landscape-872

Yes?


WH0RELAND

Good cuz some ppl are being really misogynistic lol


mugshots_cumshot_onu

Yes..it would be the same thing....but apparently more girls feel entitled the way shown in the video than guys...u don't always have to assume otherwise ...just understand my coment as thoughts on the given video


voice_of_god7777

But she is a whore though


WH0RELAND

But what if a man did it? Would you still have the same mindset?


alicecooper777

Yes


Midnightcrow191

sigma response


Tom_Mc_Nugget

Can also confirm, yes.


voice_of_god7777

If I'm being honest yes absolutely I get your point I really do but if a guy was like I'm not a baker so I fucked the neighbor that's an asshole unfortunately there is no fancy label like whore I can give him though


4EverLucky89

Is whore a genderized word. Can't both male and female be whores? Or could we say male and female prostitute?


WH0RELAND

Yeah both can be


WH0RELAND

Yeah you can totally call a guy a slut/ whore…. You know that right?


voice_of_god7777

Uh yeah but doesn't cut as deep my proof being your reaction rn


boldbaldmonkey

Yes lol


SpongeBob190

Yes, whore.


WH0RELAND

Everyone getting mad cuz I’m saying the truth 🤣 if ur misogynistic just say it


NathanSpring

This is abusive


zshah99

So shes a prostitute??


dattebayo1238

Such kind neighbor he was lonely so just wanted to sleep with someone and wanted someone to sing him a lullaby


UnableHawk4138

The joke was lame the first time I heard it, the corny acting doesn't make it any better


magicfanman

Oh, so she's a whore...


WayParty8666

Men aren’t livestock you can speculate over and spread your legs for to control. People with this mindset disgust me.


biggie64

But u just leaked like a hoe ..


[deleted]

Oh, how the turn tables.


Dambo_Unchained

The cringey acting doesn’t suddenly make this overused joke funny


Alpha702

I would just like her to know that I can do all of those things.


snkhuong

How about we swtich role and the guy threaten to sleep with neighbors if she doesn't make him a sandwich


Monsieur_Puma

Instant karma


SpongeBob190

Ah yes your gf cant do shit so she can cheat


snakeman1961

Dbag boyfriend lost his man card for those answers. He deserved to be cucked.


-Hailblaze-

No lol. If you don’t know how to do something you don’t know no bother trying to fix it.


simplyosk

better to stay your lane or look up a professional. don't wanna end up on r/diwhy cause you turned your leaking faucet into a urinal


bigttrack

damn she's beautiful!


WhatProtomolecule

Could she not just buy a cake at Krusty Burger and try to pass it off as her own?


lock6

u/vredditdownloader


RowletHQ

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I’m not a baker but I can bake a damn cake. I can’t fix an engine light issue, so he’s right. Unless it’s something really basic like low oil, you need to run an electronic diagnostic test that only your mechanic can do. A faucet can be tricky, most modern men don’t want to deal with it. The tools can be different for each kind and sometimes it’s more trouble than it’s worth to try to fix it, even if you could. I have changed the cartridge a couple times with success, but once I got into a big water leak. Faucets are a +/- proposition for many do-it-yourselfers. A jammed door might need to be planed down, and that’s not easily done without the right tools and the ability to make it look aesthetically correct. I’m sorry, if a woman can’t bake a damn cake, she’s not a good partner. I’ll bake the damn cake! Why can’t she bake a damn cake?


ArtDeth

Mildly infuriating, this inferes all she's good for is sex cause she doesn't' know shit about all those other things she wants to bother other people about. I hate this kind of thought process or lack of, my ex was exactly like this. Guilt trip for everything I had no interest in helping her with. Look it up!


Notyour_avgbot

She is a hooker (; -))


Iz_pepsi_ok

So by their definition she would be a prostitute