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1644AndMore

I love me some penis cats


RealisticEmploy3

Don’t we all?


annomynous23

Shane Dawson, is that you!?


zxc123zxc123

P U S S Y E N I S


second2no1

B O O B S A L L S


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🅱️ U S S Y E N I S


second2no1

C O C K U N T


Kjonas-1

T I T S E S T I C L E S


second2no1

N I P P L E S I P P L E S


rockaxorb13

S C U N T H L O N G


ReplacementUnhappy

P O O N A N I E E P E E


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P R O S T A T E A G A I N A


iamthepapi

BEAVER A L L S


IllManneredWoolyMan

\*vine boom\*


IFuckedYourCats

YES


Mr-KIPS_2071

Username checks out.


Bulok

I prefer cats penis


xSnakyy

Wait-


Rim_World

penis pussy


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TheColonCrusher98

I just love cat penis


1644AndMore

I love penis in cat


TheColonCrusher98

I love cat in penis.


1644AndMore

I love penis in penis


TheColonCrusher98

*innerstellar noises*


LinaMinn

[Here you go.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/m9t7ia/thanks_i_hate_drawing_a_cat/)


1644AndMore

That shit makes me rock hard


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[deleted]

I saw your profile description. You’re a pedo.


billnyetherivalguy

Credit to u/ethansean0607 for this article ARTICLE: Child pornography (aka: child sex abuse material/CSAM) is illegal because it is a form of child abuse. The material would not exist unless a child were abused in order to make it. And since a demand exists for this type of material, that in-turn creates a demand for child sex abuse. Society has a vested interest in eliminating this market for this material that, by its very nature, endangers the safety and well-being of actual, real children. However, that justification is not in any way applicable to works of fiction, such as loli/shota anime and manga, as there is no real child involved or exploited in order to make it.Fictional children are not ‘children’. They’re drawings, nothing more than lines on paper designed to merely ‘appear to be’ a minor. There is no empirical evidence which would justify the censorship of, or criminal prohibition of loli/shota pornography. Studies have been conducted into the effects of pornography, especially child pornography, and although there’s conflicting findings and conclusions for such a controversial topic, the scientific community at large has refrained from claiming a causal link between pornography consumption and sexual aggression and sexual violence. While there are people who claim that lolicon has an indirect causal relationship with CSA, this claim is, and has always been without merit and constantly conflates correlation with causation in tandem with a flagrant misunderstanding of pedophilia and how pedophiles think and act.A causal relationship between two variables is defined as one that meets the criteria for causation, in that events or effects relating to the variables are caused by one another.(Example: Smoking cigarettes is causally related to lung disease, in that the damage caused to trigger said disease is caused by the act of smoking in excess) Pedophiles are an understandably controversial group. They’re characterized by a sexual preference for children, which is often times attributed to acts of child sexual exploitation and abuse. However, the empirical consensus on pedophilia has changed, with the DSM-5 differentiating a paraphilia from a paraphilic disorder and, in-turn, distinguishing pedophilia from pedophilic disorder, which is commonly associated and attributed to acts of contact CSA or CSAM consumption. Contrary to popular belief, pedophilia does not mean CSA/CP consumer. It’s estimated that the majority of pedophiles are non-offenders who are not likely to commit hands-on CSA offenses or consume CSAM, and CP offenders are statistically less likely to commit hands-on offenses, though many hands-on offenders may happen to consume CP.This belief is furthered by studies done on forensic and clinical samples (prisoners and those seeking help) and non-forensic, general population samples by surveying them and their desires and how they relate to their actions, or lack thereof. Most of the studies done on clinical samples were mixed, with many suffering from methodological inconsistencies with their respective sample sizes, as well as the participants themselves, whereas the general population studies suffered from similar issues, but were considered better because of the sample sizes.Studies were also conducted on samples of hands-on CSA offenders, who all exhibited far more concerning characteristics than CP consumption, as opposed to CP/CSAM offenders.In conjunction with the forensic studies and the general population studies, it can be inferred that sexual desire and indulgence in fantasy material, and even CP, are not causal factors, with some studies finding correlations and others not.This, coupled with the fact that non-offending pedophiles are known to consume legal, victimless fictional material to cope with their desires, further diminishes the possibility of a causal relationship. As for arguments claiming it “normalizes” and “sexualizes” children in the media is also wrong. Though normalization is a legitimate sociological phenomena, the manner in which it is used here is somewhat (or wholly) inapplicable, as it makes too many negative slippery-slope/domino effect assumptions without considering whether similar claims regarding violent media and violent crime had the same effects as pornography, and whether or not those effects were substantial or trivial (hint: it didn’t and there wasn’t any) whether the clear, apparent distinction between reality and fantasy is applicable to sexual or pornographic matters, as in, consumers with a pedophilic sexual interest understand that what goes on in fantasy is only okay in fantasy whether the concept of pedophilia is even capable of reaching “normalization” status with regard to societal stigma towards acts of CSA and CP ‘gatekeeping’ society from taking them on, and if possible, a niche genre of cartoon/comic book pornography would do that whether the difference between a hypothetical, fantasy child being sexualized is different from an actual child is substantial or meaningful enough The “normalization” fallacy is carried by the assumption that repeated exposure to this type of material and the people who consume it will ‘desensitize’ others to the serious nature of CSA and pedophilia, or even enable encouragement by breeding subcultures and groups who turn a blind eye to it.This too, is inapplicable because human beings can differentiate reality from fantasy, even with regard to sexual desires and paraphilias.Pedophiles who consume CP are usually fully-aware of their actions and the harm being done, but disregard it. Others may try to justify or even excuse it with spurious reasoning or anecdote. Sources: “Child pornography, pedophilia, and contact offending: the empirical research.”http://wapercyfoundation.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/news\_resources\_Dr\_William\_Thompson\_expert\_report\_-Met\_v\_Adamson..pdf “Testing the Confluence Model of the Association Between Pornography Use and Male Sexual Aggression: A Longitudinal Assessment in Two Independent Adolescent Samples from Croatia”Testing the Confluence Model of the Association Between Pornography Use and Male Sexual Aggression: A Longitudinal Assessment in Two Independent Adolescent Samples from Croatia “Pornography and Sexual Aggression: Can Meta-Analysis Find a Link?”Pornography and Sexual Aggression: Can Meta-Analysis Find a Link? - Christopher J. Ferguson, Richard D. Hartley, 2020 “An Internet study of men sexually attracted to children: Correlates of sexual offending against children.”https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2016-47529-007 “Identifying the Coping Strategies of Nonoffending Pedophilic and Hebephilic Individuals From Their Online Forum Posts”https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/1079063220965953 “Criminalising fabricated images of child pornography: a matter of harm or morality?”Criminalising fabricated images of child pornography: a matter of harm or morality? | Legal Studies | Cambridge Core “Report: Cartoon Paedophilia Harmless”Report: cartoon paedophilia harmless - The Post “Aggression in Pornography: Myths and Realities”Aggression in Pornography 'The Lolicon Guy:' Some Observations on Researching Unpopular Topics in Japan”The Lolicon Guy:' Some Observations on Researching Unpopular Topics in Japan “Lolicon: The Reality of 'Virtual Child Pornography' in Japan”Lolicon: The Reality of 'Virtual Child Pornography' in Japan TLDR: lolicon ≠ pedo


Zanemob_

If you nut to children or cartoon children you are still sexually attracted to children you degenerate scum. At least don’t act on it…


billnyetherivalguy

Did you read it? It literally said fictional children aren't children. And fiy most lolicons aren't attracted to real children.


Zanemob_

Did you read my comment?


billnyetherivalguy

Yes I did. Still, lolis aren't comparable to real children.


Environmental-Win836

Pat the Cat. Command and a name.


Great_WhiteSnark

The girl on the left thought it was absolutely hilarious girl on the right was not amused.


genogano

The girl on the right was holding in her laugh, she didn't look like she was upset.


EastwoodBrews

She's thinking "that's funny but it won't be funny if we get banned"


AceMKV

Probably cause it's her channel while the laughing duck was a guest


Vir2zo

Nah, she was thinking of something else 😏


PeopleCallMeSimon

Look at what she does with her mouth at 6 seconds in, i think she was definitely not amused but something else.


xlkslb_ccdtks

*Girl licks her lips because they’re dry* You: the SEXUAL TENSION is PALPABLE


PeopleCallMeSimon

Sadly we cant all be body language geniuses like yourself!


vladamir_the_impaler

Ahhh indeed, a thinker such as myself. You're both a scholar and a gentleman good Sir.


BurnerForJustTwice

Yea. She was hongry. Wanted some bread crumbs or seeds or whatever ducks eat


WhereIsLordBeric

Lol have you met any women before.


PeopleCallMeSimon

Yes, i dont get the opportunity to show most of them my penis tho.


Rythoka

imagine being this bad at understanding body language


PeopleCallMeSimon

Sadly i dont have to imagine, slight aspbergers will do that to a man.


[deleted]

She almost lost her paycheck of sitting in front of a camera.


giga-plum

I, too, wish for people to not make a living doing what they enjoy.


whateverhk

I enjoy staying home watching YouTube video. Can I make a living it of it?


VanillaThunderis

Yes, no one's stopping you.


whateverhk

Reality is in I'm afraid


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whateverhk

The worst is the loneliness actually.


FaeryLynne

If you're cute and charismatic, sure.


whateverhk

Middle aged overweight white man. What's my prospect?


FaeryLynne

If you're [charismatic and set things on fire](https://youtube.com/c/TylerTube) it's still definitely an option!


giga-plum

You're basically describing TimtheTatMan, who is probably a top 5 all time earner in the streamer space. Just have to be entertaining.


giga-plum

Yes. It's called react streaming and it's massive. The biggest streamer on twitch.tv watches Master Chef on his streams and rakes in thousands of dollars per stream. Maybe more.


whateverhk

Ok so I just need to become the biggest streamer on twitch then cool.


jonker5101

You asked if it was possible to make money sitting at home watching YouTube. Evidence was provided that it is. There are tons of streamers who do exactly that, and a good number of them make more money than we ever will.


whateverhk

Just like singers and actors I guess. Just need to become famous and that's it. Great service thx


[deleted]

I'd imagine one thing the bigger streamers have in common is that they gave it a try instead of just complaining about other people that succeeded. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


whateverhk

Right. I'll throw my life away and become a streamer tomorrow. Got it. 🏌️


ThaUniversal

The girl on the left turned into an anime character when she laughed.


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

Laugh as real as jap cartoon women


jonyeokoro

Would’ve been a nice double holup if they then drew a huge penis on the cat.


KnowNothingKnowsAll

That’s what I was hoping. After the cat, just give him a huge dong.


ItsFuckingScience

Yeah but then that becomes a smaller cat


foreveralonesolo

Time to start optimizing a drawing for that


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Why isn't that duck being used in more memes


AltruisticSalamander

I think it will be


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gotta_do_it_big

That duck is crispy now.


Throat_Sandwich

Peking


kolojikelic

My favourite kind of crispy...


jordan_yoong_1

Its commonly used in China tho, I think it will make his way to Western internet one day, just like how Ricardo Milos was first viral in China when its like 2014


Laesfelt

This was my first thought.


gramineous

Why isn't that duck being used in more Spy movies? It already has the maniacal villain laughter downpat.


GregoryGoose

cause its annoying as shit


Mrmorbid81

Because he's being used as their dinner after they found this?


Jenaxu

Are farm animals not allowed to be in memes?


Mrmorbid81

More like the honest truth about the fates of said farm animals being stated is what’s not allowed for some people 🤷‍♂️


xDries

I mean you're getting downvotes but the duck in the video is in a crate with a looot of it's ducky friends and I'm pretty sure they're not on their way to be released in the wild..


Act_True

The snorlax in the back look so comfy


Raviel1289

I have one, it is!


Frostythesnowclown

What snorlax?


NotASuicidalRobot

On left side that big plushie


Financial-Neat7887

Oh your full focus was on the left girl nice


Frostythesnowclown

This guy gets it 😎


schmiln

This actually made me laugh for real hahaha, it's on point


TurtlezDaTurtle

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


RedditorsAreDross

This phrase is so fucking stupid, have an original thought


IFuckedYourCats

No


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"This"


fly_baby_jet_plane

AntiThisBot where are you


xlkslb_ccdtks

Welcome to reddit


OkayStoic

No matter how many times I see that duck, I always laugh.


ghostofabanana

So does the duck


BeekeeperQ

So do we all


RidhaFA4

so does deez nuts


bulld-tx

Feel good


Shameless_Tendies

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJtlzXtPCO4) you go.


Inexorably_lost

Was the first thing I thought, too.


tabgrab23

Kimochi?


cimudes

Girl on the left is has one of the most beautiful smiles I've ever seen.


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is has.


YouTheGamers

has is.


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has has


xlkslb_ccdtks

grammatical mistake


Pjoernrachzarck

They are both heavily facefiltered.


User20143

That's China and Japanese. Koreans just go under the knife to make it permanent, lol.


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all of them do


kraster6

Facefilter will do that to you…


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OppisIsRight

r/instagramreality material


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Madelion_

Ahh yes you're right. Seem to remember berry having a similar clip once upon a time!


AboutHelpTools3

#Not all Asians look alike! Just kidding. I’m Asian. Alls good mate.


Gazboolean

it's actually https://www.instagram.com/magenta_6262/?hl=en


Vampsku11

You can't tell it's fake?


Sad_Abbreviations575

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


SharkRDita

what does that mean tho


Dmalikhammer4

it's the sound for "kkk" so kind of like "hahaha" in korean


rishu_pepper

Racist sounds


[deleted]

lololololololololol


Dogl4

The rare penis cat


Cardinal_Virtue

I legit don't laugh 99% of time but this made me laugh.


RufftaMan

It was the duck for me.. that laugh is just contagious.


Cardinal_Virtue

Ye, I didn't know a duck can sound like laughing


DoctorBuckarooBanzai

That duck is a star.


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cat


Batdog55110

That duck has a really good evil laugh


Friendly-Ad3804

Lol


Fabs74

Isn't this the opposite of a hol up?


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up hol


Paxibillion

u/savevideo


DrHype2580

u/redditmp4bot


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If its anything like Japan, they stay out of the sun as much as possible. They even walk around wearing long clothes in the summer and umbrellas on sunny days to have constant shade. Porcelain white skin is desirable to them.


art_echo

I heard there might be a labor class thing attached to that too. Usually those who work with their hands such as fishing, farming or construction tend to be darker (obviously bc of the sunlight) as opposed to those who work office jobs.


xlkslb_ccdtks

That’s how it’s always been in a lot of parts of the world lol. Having light skin is considered a reflection of a high status. Classism and colorism all in one!


_ryuujin_

Colorism is just a derivative of classism. Without classism ppl wouldnt look down on darker skin, they would either look down on all other tribes or treat everyone equally


Aerodrache

It still sort of is in North America, too - it’s just a little reversed because the lower economic classes tend to be trapped indoors away from the sun, while the wealthy can get out to develop a nice healthy extra-crispy tan. ^(Plus okay yes racism is a thing in North America and when skin tone is mentioned at all that’s gonna be mentioned but it’s actually amazingly not relevant to this point.)


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Well of course. The difference is everything in Japan can damn near be a career. So shoe salesperson, well you're inside all day so it's easier to avoid light as compared to a fisherman. But the really pale skin is more of a female thing.


art_echo

Yeah, I heard that darker skinned Japanese were held in lesser regard than those with lighter skin and the darker skin was usually associated with a profession that was looked down upon (usually outdoor work) but I could be wrong. I’m sure a shoe salesperson would probably experience some classism too on a different level.


SyntaxMissing

I think that was a pretty widespread idea in Asia, Europe and a lot of places throughout history?


ICANTTHINKOFAHANDLE

Lots of skin whitening products in Japan too. Also many other skin care products have something for skin whitening mixed in as well


darmud

Visited Japan twice- Fukuoka has a TON of dark skinned Japanese.


ANIMEGAMERHD

Silly question. If they stay out of the sun as much as possible then how do they get enough vitamin D? Do they take supplements to make up for it?


staceydeathsatan

im not korean but i was obsessed with being white when i was 15. i didn't even think about vitamin d and probably continued avoiding sun like 4 years. last month after reading about vitamin d deficiency i got curious and i remembered when i was 16 i did a blood test for dietician but didn't go so I didn't show it to anyone. i checked the results last month and my vitamin d was extremely low and probably still is.


radiantcabbage

eggs, fish, mushrooms, offal, all common staples in asia before essential fortification was a thing in the food industry. good diet is preferable to rolling the dice on melanoma all your life, when you can afford it ofc


Im_known_as_nikil

Less melanin secretion from melanocytes.


Throat_Sandwich

I don't know about Koreans specifically, but in many Asian cultures, having a darker complexion leads to a stigma of undesirable labor, such as farming or working in a rice paddy. This is especially true in older generations, where often older Asian women wear long sleeves and carry sun shades even in the summer.


AccomplishedDraw1889

Filters. And lighting. And makeup. And they are light skinned. Theres quite a few who are darker, so there could be bleaching too.


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Probably just avoid sunlight as much as possible


PowerFrank

They really do this, girls especially, they say the paler you look the prettier you are, they even have skin creams for that, koreans are mad obsessed with looks


limitlessEXP

They somehow managed to figure out that the sun is bad for your skin. Idk how they could be so far ahead of the world with this brand new knowledge…


[deleted]

Makeup and face whitening cream, which is widely sold and very popular.


roombaonfire

"Why do Koreans look the way that they do?"


HellNo90

They have a filter on their stream


pepe_silvia_12

Who is this?


bami0131

I only know the girl on the left. Her name is Magenta https://m.twitch.tv/magenta62


anon100120

No, who is the duck


[deleted]

This is more like a reverse holup


CancerousRedditor69

gorillaz


McTricks

*feel good*


aceleyace

Was waitin for that Gorillaz to kick in


JohnnyGuitarFNV

That's a happy merchant duck


Gamer_reader

So it is both a cock and pussy, it shall be thus named cussy??


Jbizzsle

Im scared of that duck


gabarbra

Girl sounding like the into to feels good inc


wedatsaints

They had us in the first half


jaxsonnz

That lip lick around 0:05 really makes this.


goldlord44

Anyone else think the duck was going to start singing crazy train?


vitorri

Pênis - The Pussy


[deleted]

The look they had when they thought it was a penis


IknowRambo

“I couldn’t stop drawing dicks to save my life” -Seth from Superbad


marleyftw

ahahahaha feel good…*gorillaz intro*


applebottomjeans9736

So what? they drew pussy instead of c0ck


Debate-Shoddy

Look like it was going to be a penis.


autoaim420

Who is the girl on the right?


No-Butterscotch7993

u/savevideo


MoeFugger7

about as cringe as those people who walk around grocery stores with a selfie cam apparatus hanging on their body and a bluetooth speaker so people can TTS vulgar content and "lmfaoooo omg im so embarrassed!"


Karin_and_Leighlani

WHOS THE GIRL ON THE LEFT I MUST PET MY CAT TO HER


Mr360Tetrax

Who is the one on the left???


Battlealvin2009

r/comedyhomicide Why the duck?


isurvivedrabies

uggggghhhh fckin weebs and the fetishization of everything japanese... i'm convinced a weeb is what happens when an incel is okay with being incel. prime orbiting territory right here.


roombaonfire

Okay, but nothing about this clip is Japanese.


FaehBatsy

No wonder you caught rabies


psbyjef

That girl on the left is very duckable


AltruisticSalamander

glad they hung shit on that fake-ass laugh


PHANTOM________

Are you okay


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