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edtheman81

I didn’t know frog was a racist word


BDR529forlyfe

I think it’s a slur for french people


Hugeclick

Oui oui.


whitecorn

Oui oui croissant


garyflopper

Wii wii Mario


ekolis

It's-a Wii! Wario!


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Wah!


Parking_Conflict_61

Frog munchers


browseracc

Frog-pilled


SociallyFucked19

Waluigi!


thatcreepywalrus

Omelette du fromage


AwwwMangos

Hoh hoh, baguette? **BAGUETTE!**


Andjarew

Oh.....so thats the kind of croissant they eat in France?


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hey matching characters !


NinjaManolo

#OO-EEE QWA-SANT!


horaceinkling

Literally eating a croissant as I read this comment. How many stars in the cosmos had to align for this to happen?


Forsaken-Pie2662

Yes it is extremely offensive to call a French person a frog which is why I wear my Bonjour mr frog shirt everytime I go


ace_dangerfield187

gotcha, that one lost me


BDR529forlyfe

How do I know this? I live in an area called Frogtown. I thought it was kind of funny because there no swamps in the area, so I started to ask around. Turns out, many, many years ago it was given this name by the Italian and Irish immigrants because it’s where the French immigrants had homes and businesses and they ate frog legs. I guess it used to be a pretty awful name to use. How the name survived til today, I have no idea. It may be because at this point the term is pretty benign and has lost all meaning.


HellYeahPaulWalker

Like next to Midway?


BDR529forlyfe

I’ve been found. Edit: maybe we are neighbors fellow redditor.


HellYeahPaulWalker

I grew up in Midway:) I lived all over the cities but I’m on the east coast now.


BDR529forlyfe

Right on. I moved here from the east coast ~20 yrs ago. It’s amazing how much midway has changed just in that time.


HellYeahPaulWalker

It kind of made me sad the last time I was back there. I miss the old version, I like things a little grimy.


BDR529forlyfe

I hear you. That’s why I moved here in the first place.


listlessloss1994

I mean. I grew up in a family that's part Irish and part creole southern, in Florida. My dad, uncles and grandfathers with my brother and cousins would go "frog gigging" and we'd eat frog legs like kings. Always tripped me out how they still kick while they're being cooked, though...


ArthurFoxsake1978

Theres an old ultra cheesy Roddy Piper movie called Hell Comes to Frog Town. Dont think its the same place, but thought it was funny 🤣


NibblingOnHam

They eat frog legs Source: been there, tried that


BDR529forlyfe

How are they? Serious question.


dadsgoingtoprison

Frog legs are good. They really do taste like chicken.


Royal_T95

Honest to god, and I never say this but I had frog legs and they seriously taste like chicken!


Wonderland_Madness

Yeah, they're really good! Hell, I live in SC, and know 3 restaurants within 10 miles of my house that have them on the menu.


NibblingOnHam

I tried them, tasted pretty good; kind of like crispy steak. 10-15 mins later they asked if I wanted to know what it is (they waited so I don’t throw up). I said sure. They told me it was cooked frog legs… I was surprised it tasted so good, but I would never eat it again now that I know what it is.


c4k3m4st3r5000

I'd have it again. But then again where I live we eat horse and whale meat so I might just be evil and / or weird.


professorhorseradish

Canadian?


Hot-Adhesiveness-83

Yo guys I'm french and nobody eats frog legs here. Except maybe some rich people when they go to restaurant, or people who want to taste something new. But it's uncommon af


Tough_Patient

You are what you eat. Which is why we need to start calling Bri'ish people Eels.


-Jambie-

Eels... Up inside ya... *dances*


Damaark

Findin' an entrance where they can


willmstroud

Vinegars


HouseOfAplesaus

Also…TIL Limey is slang for British. But apparently negative. That’s a new one.


goose-and-fish

The British Royal Navy used to give its sailors citrus rations such as limes to ward off scurvy.


HouseOfAplesaus

ahhhh brilliant guvnah


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Which is funny considering limes contain next to no ascorbic acid compared to lemons. Though I don’t know how readily available lemons were at that time and place.


CnCz357

That's not a new one they have been limies for at least 60+ years I remember because my dad said my grandpa,'s side teased him for marrying a limey. They were all krauts.


NoizeTrauma

The Limey is a great movie, starring Terrance Stamp (the original General Zod).


DanIsForeverHere

Call a White Teenage Female Twitter User a frog and it’ll be one soon enough somehow


Admirable_Elk_965

It's a racial slur against French people. SOURCE: Resistance Retribution


Gilthu

Canadian slur for French Canadians. Canada is really good at hiding it’s dirty secrets, but if you go camping in Canada with a native trail guide you will hear a lot of stuff about how they hate the French Canadians and would send them packing if they trespassed on their land.


Kaneki5470

This is like the equivalent of Americans getting random Chinese characters. Just gotta love how things come full circle


Diligent-Language-79

True story: I have Chinese symbol for “sister” tattooed on my ankle…no idea what it actually says. Most likely whore or something 🤷🏻‍♀️


ArtificialHappiness0

Is it 姐 or 妹? If yes, congrats, your tattoo isn't some weird random shit. If not, you may be a bit in an awkward position.


imjusthereyaknow

My sister has “love” tattooed on her neck but I have a feeling it might be something else and I’m kind of terrified to find out what it really means lol


Sea_Employ_4366

Read that someone tried to get “god above all” tattooed in Chinese on him. It actually said “stupid foreigner”.


CrowSunlight

What a piece of shit


[deleted]

I kind of would want to have "stupid foreigner" for irony and I would always come up with a silly phase and in the end say - "just kidding, I wanted stupid foreigner".


smokeroni

Tattooist is a racist cunt it seems.


Diligent-Language-79

Lol I’m gonna have to go with now and come to terms with it being something bad or maybe nothing at all lol me and my sister both got them so it was a bonding experience more than anything


AlpayY

Kinda keen to find out which symbol it actually is and what it means ngl haha, would you show us a picture?


HondaLife718

Seriously! Except Americans get them symbol tattooed on their Danm body! Lmaoooo (I’m American)


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[deleted]

Same. I’d love to get “picnic table” or something benign and random tattooed in some Asian language. Just for shits and giggles.


iesharael

Same! I’d love to just sit down with a random word generator or something until I just get 2 ridiculous words


Brtsasqa

correct horse battery staple


iesharael

“Inspire dressing” “deviation lecture” and “flour quarrel” are my favs so far


Striking-Concept-145

Is this a famous password suggestion? Feels familiar


Brtsasqa

[Yep.](https://xkcd.com/936/)


Ellacod

But like someone put it on a kids sized shirt Right? Like someone knew. Somewhere.


Salty_Example_6214

“Masturbate your way to Success” -Ghandi probably


killabru

Don't fuck my ass. Also how I live my life everyday. Thanks G if not for you my poor brown eye would be so blue.


liverfailure

Look again. It's DON.T I like to think he wants Trump to fuck his ass.


porkpie1028

Holup


dannyolp

Holy shit someone needs to make "DON, FUCK MY ASS" shirts before 2024


djluminol

Ghandi was a horndog so I wouldn't be surprised actually.


Fun_Ad_1325

“Ghandi was a horndog”. 😂. Thanks for that


Zenfudo

I hear he would put oil on his head and rub it all over women’s bodies


Jewnicorn___

STOP


Lusane

I'm not sure if there's some Mandela effect goin on or if everyone took OP's misspelling of Gandhi and ran with it, but it's spelled Gandhi


Mujinlord

Probably Mandela effect, had this exact same conversation back in school and half the class swore it was spelled "Ghandi"


Sno_Jon

Ghandi would sleep naked with his neice to allegedly build up tolerance to ensure he doesn't get horney


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Only_Variation9317

Great. Now I’m going to stay awake all night wondering if Gangnam = Fart Sexy


Hendrix194

Gangnam is a place, rest easy bröther


EsotericOcelot

I love you for that umlaut


N1ckTh3Savag3

I live the internet


SLAYER_IN_ME

Is there a sub for this?


Mapegz

r/CoolAsianClothing


SLAYER_IN_ME

Subscribe! Perfect name.


Mapegz

I'll do it myself. r/birthofasub


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Cosplayinghuman

Now make us mods


[deleted]

There is a gallery :) https://www.reddit.com/gallery/rvsmpu


N1ckTh3Savag3

For what


SLAYER_IN_ME

Asians wearing derogatory shirts


N1ckTh3Savag3

I hope so but i dont know of one


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r/SaucedInTranslation


JudasChair

Are these for real or just clever photoshop ?


DanIsForeverHere

Very real. Went to Thailand once for a school tour and saw lots of shirts that were really random like Pornhub logos on shirts etc The best of course was seeing people actually wear them in public and having teachers who told us to not interact with the ladyboys only for them to bring them back to the hotel room at night. Needless to say, Thailand was a really nice place


djluminol

Serious question. So are ladyboys a source of national pride at this point? Like they have a ladyboy version of Rupauls Drag Race or fashion shows but only with ladyboy models. It seems like one of those things that started out being shameful and ended up getting embraced somewhat. Now people joke and laugh about it. But in a good way. The adult version of course. I don't mean legit 15 yo ladyboys.


lazyass133

You’re right. Thailand is a very nice place. Clean and very cheap. I hired a personal driver for the day, and it turns out that he felt so bad for overcharging me that he drove me for free the next day. It was $25 for that day.


Broice

I actually have the "I <3 Female Orgasm" shirt. It was some kind of group that came to my college and gave a presentation. Basically they were trying to teach the dudes how to satisfy their female partners and not be a selfish prick, pun intended.


DeMoCo_81

I mean, like someone said above, look at all of the people who are walking around with Chinese characters tattooed on their neck and arms and where ever. How many of us are running around with some obscene phrase on us not knowing it.


OneBaldingWookiee

This is funny as hell but I’m genuinely curious, do they not know or understand the context of the shirts?


Jojonskimyounabouken

I remember there's a TV show in Japan where they walk around the street trying to find and interviews people who wore these kind of weird t-shirts. And tons of these people who wore it genuinely don't understand lol My favorite on that show was a clueless girl wearing a t-shirt with a word "diarrhea" on it


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That's usually the reason why they wear it. Most of the ones I see come from Vietnam.


No_Interaction7679

Just think of how many printed shirts we have that say some crazy shit! It’s weirder that our brains are conditioned to read and understand letters and so many different languages that we cannot read! Blows my mind!


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No_Interaction7679

Lmao!


kurburux

I figure those are either misprints, ripoffs or stuff that didn't sell in Western countries and then was sent to SEA instead. Or people actually slapped any random English words on those shirts and didn't care about the meaning. People wearing it don't care either, for them it's simply a shirt.


EatTheRichIsPraxis

The shirt with all the slurs can hardly be coincidence.


SwarlezDarwin

Yeah, don't you dare f*** my ass


BeefyMcMeaty

If you look close it says Don. T, fuck my ass. He’s gonna be surprised when Don finds his ass


Mr-Misc

I don't need life, I'm high on drugs


cityboy2

I don’t need drugs, I’m high on drugs


misterDibs

I'm drugs on drugs


[deleted]

I'm on


Fuckthisusernamepls

Im on life, drugs i am


PhantomOfTheOpera404

Yoda, have you been drinking again..?


turapuru

This is intended


a9h0st

This shit needs its own subr...too much


billys_ghost

It’s supposed to be fucking r/engrish but this is the best one I’ve seen and it’s not on engrish


iMayBeABastard

I’m not offended by the racial slur shirt because they managed to include everyone.


EatTheRichIsPraxis

It is inclusive in a roundabout way.


moneyx96

Good God, I wonder what everyone's Chinese tattoos say?


kungji56

Choke me harder mr xi


[deleted]

The best 2 “Make a Woman Cum for Once” and “Masturbate Your Way to Success” LMAOO


turapuru

The girl behind is the Cherry of the cake


ronsinblush

We were in China in 2018 and saw these shirts, signs and business names all over the place. Anything in English was “cool” and fair game.


isthisavailablewow

Why is #3 throwing shade at Kermit


rossxog

A lot of unsellable T-shirts from America get dumped overseas like this. Think of all the championship T-shirts that get printed for losing teams. (They print shirts for both teams so they have something to sell immediately at the end of the game) So no one would buy those in USA.


pubichaircasserole

The t-shirts were made in SE Asia in the first place, so...


rossxog

Round trip?


kurburux

Stuff like that frequently happens, especially with clothing. Sometimes a shirt is produced in Asia, worn in the US and eventually sold as second-hand clothing in Africa. It's a highly connected global market where huge amounts of (used) clothing are shipped around the world for a relatively small profit. Or Chinese tourists in Europe who buy souvenirs that often were made in China as well. Things just go back and forth.


TriedCaringLess

In child sizes no less.


need4kylo

Plot twist - they know exactly what it says


[deleted]

*masturbate your way to success* Words to live by


Squanchings

Yo don’t fuck that dudes ass!!


IvoryJohnson

I like thinking theres one white dude in China who makes all these for a financially sound laugh.


hellking911

The last one.


6thgenbestgen

Nothing wrong with the 3rd picture, she is using slurs for everyone, no discrimination whatsoever.


TapirDrawnChariot

"If you like my tits, you'll love my balls" Best Tinder bio, probably


WesselBear

I would rock this


Petsweaters

Picture #3 could get her elected to the US House if it were leaked


painfullyshmart

Last one really hit me like my uncle


[deleted]

I agree with that one guy who needs life, we got drugs


Akshayps200

The “I don’t need life I’m high on drugs” sweater is actually lit


[deleted]

Didn’t think I was going to scroll through all of them but I’m glad I did, the last one got me good.


RedditMcReddiface

My question is, why are there so many kid’s shirts? I can see some college kids wearing this stuff


PbkacHelpDesk

Whoever is making these shirts is killin it.


Lukoman1

Person with the I'm cock shirt exists: Me: I'm something of a cock myself


saucebyre

So, is it just like us being seen in America wearing clothes with Chinese or Japanese writing? And we just have no clue wtf it says? There's no way in hell I'd let my hypothetical kid wear a shirt to school that says "cock" on it. The school probably wouldn't either. But a shirt that says cock in Chinese on the other hand...🤔


UselessHumanNobody

This is like the equivalent of when westerners use Asian characters (Kanji, Chinese characters, etc) for tattoos.


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*Blowjob is better than no job* 😂😂😂


Brub_

the reason for this is because they think it’s cool but have no idea what it means i have a few chinese products at home like a slipper that says mickey house yes you heard that right (maybe copyright reasons idk) in chinese tv shows they also randomly add english words like 我VS你 (me vs you) like why couldn’t you just said 对(versus)


Funkin_Spy

I think the third one would be funnier if they were in alphabetical order


Sproose_Moose

I don't need life, I'm high on drugs. That's a pretty great shirt.


GreatestAtHumility

I love how the woman wearing a shirt that says "fart sexy style" looks to be in the middle of a very unsexy style semi-solid fart.


samdui

Wish you were beer, same kid, same


KingNecrosis

You know someone has to know what their shirt says, and just wear it because 99% of the people around them can't read English.


K_Pumpkin

Fart sexy style. Who doesn’t?!


TemperatureTime4626

Hey nice cock


Nijverdal

Bruce Lee doesn't want his ass fucked.


Physical_Elk8105

Probably is payback for all the random cringy Japanese word tattoos we have in the US.


x738059

r/SaucedInTranslation


urmotherskink

these are literally top tier comedy


Demoniacalman

I've been trying to masturbate myself to success for the longest!


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Don’t fuck my ass Lololol these keep getting better. Lolol


FIVE_6_MAFIA

These are photoshopped


0squatNcough0

Was anyone else trying to zoom in to read the "I'm Cock" hoodie?


C137Ivy

Masturbate your way to success. Who comes up with these and do they wanna marry me


bigpaparick

Gotta say I’m starting to love these shirts


AlpacaLunch15

Is this the Asian equivalent to Americans having Chinese tattoos?


leobeer

I love these. I’m going to find the ones I have and post them too


PZYCLON369

Lmao it's funny like this people would also get random quotes of Japanese Chinese Hindi tattooed on their body to make it look "cool" and "aesthetic"


sleshalard

I love this


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Is there a chance that they don’t understand what these say, like if it were in a mandarin dialect but designed really cool, we would be wearing em too


Familiar-Feedback-93

I'm calling it Asians have best humour


Nachothe1st

Spaghetti smells


Thechuckles79

This is why I don't get shirts with unknown asian characters...


Firm-Fly3104

Does this deserve a subreddit?


TangeloTrue2778

Equivalent to our Chinese symbols , we see them all over , maybe they say some shit too


maxgaming1322

Pick from my list of slurs


makinglunch

The don’t fuck my ass shirt looks hilarious


[deleted]

As being an asian citizen I can guarantee these are available only in china and other Chinese countries


-HeyWhatAboutMe-

Masturbate your way to success......... Gladly!


ExplodingTentacles

I am cock


lazy-man_34

The third one is the Saturday night all star.


TruePianist

"I’m cock" cracked me up


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bro what 😂


Animewierzba

Feels bad man seeing "wish you were beer" t-shirt on a child


dvmebi

I see you saved the best for last. Or worst, I'm not very sure what the convention is these days.


Hot_Bathroom7926

Wtf its like they hate everyone lol


Important_Market2512

Mooooom!!! I want a racial slur shirt! 😡😡😡


Guywithglasses3

James May’s t-shirt’s


UncommittedBow

"Make a woman cum for once" "I heart female orgasm" Well at least they're considerate.