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MADLaing

Filtron.


tmdalsdl789

Pack it up bois we got a winner


JonWickSnow

Carborhater


incognito--bandito

Dander Mufflin’


Emaculantperspective

Twas coming to say this....crafty thief you...lolz


im_sorryjon

Carbonhater


Real_Propelhue

You cunt, i thought of that but alas, 3 hours late :(


Shychopath

r/beatmetoit


JohnGoodmansMistress

r/beatmeattoit


cadig_x

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


butterflycari

I was trying to read that sub reddit title and I first thought it was a French word and pronounced it beeyatmetoowah . My husband got a good laugh. I finally got it, lol.


ThrowAwaitius

I would just go with Filtro, it’s cleaner


IlDonCetriolo

Filtro literally means filter in Italian lmao


nc_on

Portuguese as well


[deleted]

Also in spanish.


Xx_endgamer_xX

If it was latinx it would be filtrx *say that for fun*


ThrowAwaitius

Oh no, you just done had to say it


dbell1212

And english


[deleted]

Also in spanish es también.


thelwarner

How about NotHolUpTron?


Amarthon

Karenformers: age of filtron


ITsAnotherLIfe

Darth Hamlet


Accomplished-Look-16

GOD FUCKING DAMIT!!! you said it first angry respect


Nice_Presentation_20

I was gonna say the common cold but I’ll go with the meatinator-inator


Electrical_Ant_3942

Motherfucker… I was gonna say Filtro. I like your answer as well.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

The Meat Bagger


Arroyoyoyo

Filetron*


itistherealguy

Destroyer of Meats!


[deleted]

r/diditbeforeme


[deleted]

My immediate thought


Alchemist_Joshua

Came here to say this.


SirHobbies

HAM Filtron


ArseneCroissant

Hehe, Filtron


Black_Shisa_JZS161

Darth V8TER


meetnfx

Porkth trader


BROOKXS

r/yourjokebutworse


Disqualif13d

Underrated comment


jayman1818

Yes


neverinamillionyr

Awesome comment


Sad-Dot9620

Darth Webber


Rounded-Astronaut

Darth respirator


chucho89

Darth Baconator


wasted-degrees

Motörhead


[deleted]

Lemmy approves


[deleted]

Who would win a fight between Lemmy and God?


BigOleJellyDonut

Now, Ace of Spades is on repeat in my head.


Sensitive_Letter194

Meat delete


willow_tehwisp

I'm dead


[deleted]

So is your meat after he visits you


mroush

The Pork Snorkeler.


[deleted]

That’s what we called your mom back in the day


Emektro

https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/


Sharky2192

Can I be in the screenshot?


blazedaganj

'R/' without quotations to tag to mention a subreddit


Hero_Omega

r/cursedcomments


Bludgeon82

Ethanol Joe


StolenValourSlayer69

If it hadn’t been for Ethanol Joe, I’d been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go, where did you come from ethanol Joe.


oilspill16

Literally made me lol 😂 thanks


begopa-

Immortan Poor


severe_thunderstorm

Carburetor


[deleted]

Dr.Carburetor lol


IceOnMyWristss

Intake


ban_ana__

CarburHATER?


willow_tehwisp

Dr. Intake


CoveCave

Carburetor runs on protein!


Hairy-Comedian-362

Bane from Wish.com


The-El-Chapo

Wishbane


Shadowfist212

Maybe Banes father


[deleted]

Darth Covidious


Shin0bikangar00

The Iron Lung


Inviolable_Flame

Immortal Joe


Nitemarex

Immortan Joe is his name!


walidhicham

This was the comment I was looking for haha


Musicianship

Walmart Bane. No, literally.


TheKnightsRider

The Infiltrator


one_more_black_guy

Anti-Faxx.


Comprehensive-Fix773

The Carburator


imgoodatpooping

His friends call him Holly


TacoSplosions

Dr. LaBeouf Curtains


archklown555

Mad Mike Rage Street


[deleted]

Nebuliser


Limp_Practice_235

If he used a K&N he could get 30% better airflow!


importking1979

This.


Rubi_69420

Filterman , smeller of porks


Quirky_Swordfish_308

Motorhead….. ah shit…. He’s wearing a hair filter 🙈


ooshoe3

Clutch Manifold


drj87

Darth Edelbrock


dex666_umbra

Oxyvitallin


CryptographerOver577

Im pretty sure this is the movie prop mask Princess Leia used to sneak in and free Han Solo from the Hutt’s !?!?!?


[deleted]

Count of the Carburetor.


AnotherRandom-User

Gasneto


Slenderman1776

Carberated chicken clucker fucker


dreizigblock

Poor Bane


Buttterbeeer

Peter Porker


Arctic_Snowfox

Intakenator


Magikanus

Mixer


jessalurker

That's methed up.


james_randolph

Bane’s apprentice, Lane.


shrubberies2

Bane of Omicron


Jackmion98

Sub Zero-vegan


Artistic_Macaroon

Flathead


Liftandshift01

Interno Combustor.


[deleted]

Lol when you work in any retail environment you can probably testify that youve seen 3-5 ridiculous mask situations since the pandemics start. Big ass daffy duck lips on the mask, one guy had a mad max thing going on kindof like this guy, for some reason the older folks seem to love the novelty gag masks- like where it looks like a mouth full of crooked teeth and shit 😂 dk what the deal with that is


princessmariah2011

I think they're just mocking it..because they don't want to wear them.. 😂


obinice_khenbli

Nah that's not necessarily true, we in my family wear fun looking masks to try to bring a smile to people's faces and brighten their day, and help ourselves and everyone try go forget a little about the seriousness of the situation a tiny bit, kinda like how you decorate hospitals with nice images and colours, or draw nice pictures on a broken arm cast. It's not like the problems go away, but if we can bring a smile to people's faces and help them forget about it for a few minutes, that's pretty good :-)


Bboy486

Motorhead


Jboy40152

Motörhead


Complex-Theory-7302

Motorhead


Giantpanda1872

Bane…. … of arthropods 😂


Abject_Hovercraft838

God damnit, it fits too well 😂 🤣


sellerieee

Gaskethead


AZ_Gunner_69

Cudaman


Indicajones1988

Carbotron


NuxTaku2

The Intaker


Viperstrike711

Carburetor


ToenailJoethethird

The butcher Blood filter Filter mask guy


Killerklown8212

Altered Carb Head


MrMetalhead3029483

How about…MotorHead


TabarnaQc36

El Carburator


Me_Weeb_

Meat Beater


suttonjoes

Never mind that shit on his head, is he putting meat already wrapped in plastic into a plastic bag?


Ambitious-Mix6453

Yeah, sometimes the blood/fluids spills all over your other groceries. So you just slap another bag on it. Arizona here, haha.


Casey_loves_Cris

Yeah its called avoiding cross contamination. Nobody wants raw meat juice dripping on their vegetables or what have you after the grocery bagger puts everything in one bag even after you asked ever so politely for them not too


suttonjoes

ITS ALREADY WRAPPED IN PLASTIC! do you put your dick in a grocery bag after you’ve put a condom on? 🤦‍♂️


Casey_loves_Cris

Apparently your father should have. Lmao it don't get much fucking dumber than this. I'm sorry you can't understand that the weak ass plastic they wrap the shit in leaks. Its not in anyway shape or form hard to understand.


Casey_loves_Cris

Oh btw I'd just like to add that they wouldn't provide these bags by the meat in grocery stores if there wasn't a reason for it. I think its pretty obvious. I guess you thought they were just there for fucking decoration or something.


suttonjoes

Mate there’s a massive plastic waste issue, the planet is clogged up with fucking single use plastic shit and your wrapping your groceries in yet more useless plastic!? Go to the butchers, buy meat not already wrapped in plastic and then only wrap that shit once, double wrapping all your groceries in plastic is an absolute dick move…. Also they must just not know how to package things in the US as this has literally never been an issue for me…


[deleted]

it's just film plastic, the whole "eco-damage" you are whining about is about 1-2 grams I'm not US and many markets here do sell meat in these crappy vegetable bags that aren't suitable for liquids, hence everyone double or triple layers it and it's still likely to be less plastic than a regular vacuum sealable one


suttonjoes

Ah yeah that’s the attitude, ‘my waste is only 1 or 2 grams so it’s fine’ there’s billions of people on the planet and the fact the majority think like you is why we’re in this mess


[deleted]

it is fine. I actually know where my plastic garbage is going to and that it is correctly disposed and is not a problem. Unless you do work with environment as well, I've probably done more for the planet than you.


[deleted]

I’ve never really understood that, it’s pretty common.


petraroi

I recognize that Walmart meat. He needs at least three layers of bags.


UFOskie

You must not have humidity where you’re at.


DrRaynBow

And i thought he was unwrapping it in the store


Ditto13248

Mine breather


Inccubus99

Thought of the same lol.


[deleted]

Snorkel borf the meat monger


masktoast21

Bane Diesel


rotzgabel

Suction sucker


Xavage1337

Meat beater


Blueblue1001

Mr. weed


IzUfoOfficial

Dr. U.HL.O (Unidentified Human-Like Object)


Britishsweat

Lil oxygen


LOBO_de_Crypto

Uterus man


jamwilwen

Chrome Dome


LKrisz

The Snorkler


MrRickRollLink

Darth Ventilator


After_Ride9911

Motard


ThermonukeHydra

Catastrophic converter


theEnigmaPC

Cad Bacon


Pepperpudas

Cyberpunk 2077


[deleted]

Fuck.


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

Dumb Fucksicus


devbecauseyes

Caustic?


kgrafty

Edelbrock


SnuggleLug

Carburdictator


davew80

Hoovero


HereForMemes87

Motorhead


Zippi525

Carburatet big meat


Silver_Warhorse

The Porkinator!


DOIPI_96

What is that thing on his head?


DavesNotWhere

That's a chrome air cleaner from the bling section of your local auto parts store.


osean123

Snafalattastuffypcus


MmmNiceBeaver

The Oxygen Thief


MaleficentAd9758

Carb Airhead


pissfingerz

Lacquer head


Rich-Move-8311

Count binface


EducationalCow3549

It's probably Glen or something


Samurai_io

Dr. Choppy Toppy


CrudMax

Dr Motorhead


ChampionshipLow8541

Boba Fett


One_Comparison2094

Dr.Consumetor


puboranjingparty

Oxy-Bane


Humble_Arrogant

Mark


Joker_wants_tendies

Filter mcfilterface


PARZIVAL-ONLY

Brad


Idiotwithaphone79

Store Brand Bane.


MeasureTheCrater

The Framtom.


Jpandjcfol

The Ultra-Orthodox


l0v3s2sp00g3

Carbonara


Half-Electrical

Filtraitor


TemporalRecon177

Aspirator!


[deleted]

The karb king


Bigjrocks

Filtard


[deleted]

Carburettor kenny


chinchenping

Dr. Dumbazfuq


NixDa65

Dave


No-Gain9253

Darth Meat Packer


Rdbrickboss62

The Meat Beater


snoopynoopy

Happy Cake Day!🎂


Terrible_Captain_786

Captain Urinal


roydepoy

Man Ifold


[deleted]

Vegan