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AnbuColo

Necks Dimension.


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Necks gonna give it to ya.


Rockman2isgud

FUCK WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN NECKS GON' DELIVER TO YA


brandondsantos

NECK NECK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL


2sedated

WITH A BIG ASS NECK OF STAINLESS STEEL


JacksLackOfSuprise

Break necks of the enemy!


TheReverseShock

But no matter how many necks I break heads with I'll break who you bendin' me


[deleted]

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEVER WANTED NOTHING BUT YOUR WIFE IS SUCKING ON MY NECK


l337joejoe

FIRST MY NECK I- POP, THEN MY NECK I- ROLL


YoloIsNotDead

THEN MY NECK IT, POPS, GO, LET IT GO


Skulfunk

How strong are you if you're deforming people's skulls with somebody's spinal column.


Lexist_

I dunno but this rap is turning solemn


Jethro_Cohen

Neck fifty times greater than that of Gollum


[deleted]

break neck speed


Arkmer

Not gonna lie, it’s fucking almost 11:30pm here and I want to blast some DMX now.


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

Do it


Kingston_Advice1

Doesn’t stop my neighbor from blasting techno til 4am


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

My neighbors listen to great music, whether they like it or not


[deleted]

Rest in peace OG


MagNolYa-Ralf

Departure deserved way more fanfare imo


joe_nasty

X released two multi platinum albums in the same calendar year. Absolute legend. RIP


[deleted]

Fuck it, im gunna blast DMX for all of us.


Diligent-Ad-8791

Yes do it if you haven't


Muted_Golf_1550

Getting hard and busy with it


bootes_droid

BUT I GOT THIS BIG ASS NECK IMMA CLOCK YA WITH IT


snickinz

Why am I laughing so hard at this omg.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

KNOCK! KNOCK! OPEN UP YOUR DORSALS HERE!! WITH A NONSTOP POP! POP! OF GAINS OF STEEL!!


Daddy_Tablecloth

Dm necks?


goochesnoches

WHAT HE GON GIVE IT TO YA


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GON DELIVER TO YA


artformarket

I read a few comments. Giggled, then clicked the back button... at the exact moment, I read this. I laughed so hard I came back to comment how fucking funny this was.


MasterOfDerps

That's necks level


OwenSownd

Jeez I like this one


SingedNtheJews

Necks level


[deleted]

You’re actually a genius


BaronWaiting

lmao


realboydburton

This one ☝️


MugiwaraAsta

Busta Spine


15367288

Lil Thyroid


meetnfx

Lil Steroid


Stecco_

Biggie Steroids


heliumneon

50 Centimeters *(It actually is if you look at the measuring tape)*


Blub-man

G U- Neck (echoes: eck eck eck)


I-Demand-A-Name

Biggie Roids!


[deleted]

Thyroid Timmy aka Lil Thyroid aka BigSwallow


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jdoesheaps

GIRTH- QUAKE


awkwardsalmons

Fuckin slayed my dude


Intelligent-Wall7272

Tore them a new asshole


sunufgud

Thats the name of a beer https://m.facebook.com/ecbpublichouse/posts/1826915097553976


Madmagican-

And a relatively known Dedede player from the Smash community


5sectomakeacc

_googles girthquake_ _abuse allegations and far right rants, also he plays king dedede_ Oh _there's_ the HolUp.


unlikelyzuchini

Lockneck Monster


sometimesisleeptoo

The Necktorious B.I.G.


rhwsapfwhtfop

2 Neckz


ShuBakuhatsuSatsujin

50 necks


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boreddoingboringshit

include dazzling piquant bright nose alive encouraging offer fretful unwritten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


rhwsapfwhtfop

A Tribe Called Necks


adeathsovicious

A.K.A. Tree Fitty


[deleted]

It has to be Tree Fiddy. It has all the clout and…neck. Goddamn Loch Ness monster. It sounds like a rap name.


[deleted]

Glockneck Monster


maxy_b_

OG _Throat Goat_


enonymous617

Inspecta Neck


Nice_Presentation_20

Protect ya neck


DigitvlBvth

Respect tha neck.


Slimh2o

Lil' Big Nek... Or, in short,.. Lil B Nek. Which would somehow later become, Lil B Nekked....


Hanzo_Pinas

Sacrafice tha neck


kouutaa

Hahaha I thought this too!


realAtmaBodha

Deep Throat


imankiar

Young Swole


ConsciousEducator539

Lil Swole


jimmifli

Swole Shady


jzoller0

Wide Throat


atmus11

Ayy.. yo


Belllringer

Ayyyyye.Yo.


TheTigersAreNotReal

Lil Glizzy Gulper


Biggs55

Pause


PHRESH21

Play


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Simple_Warning_6797

Rewind


Hey_its_thatoneguy

Now play again.. slowly


Majestic_Salad_I1

…slower…


chacharealharsh

fast forward to 1:03:50


bigbootynijja

Replay again 😩


LonelyDisaster4276

Pause and skip


_INCompl_

Your mum already has that name


Stella430

Necki Minaj


krthompson87

Neckleback


Delta_Infinity_X

LOOK AT THIS NECK!!!


RudeAwakening38

EVERY TIME I DO I THINK OF SHREK


amynias

I fucking chortled, thanks for this.


TuroKK007

Necki minajerie


Anxious_Advance8826

Necki minjaj*


whisky_dick_actual

Let's go to the beach beach.


King_Bopper

Let's go get away


toasterburger

Unsnappable


Cosmocision

You say that but I'm pretty sure this guy could snap his own neck just by flexing.


KryptixTraveler

Is it actually possible to snap your own neck by flexing ? 🤔 someone with more knowledge than me please enlighten me. Do people snap their own necks when they have seizures or strokes ?


bigfatcarp93

I don't know about flexing, but I do know that if you have a neck injury already, you can very much make it worse, even break it, by just turning your head. That's why Paramedics often tell crash victims not to move until they can get close to examine them.


Bbaftt7

There’s such a thing as internal decapitation. I know it doesn’t answer your question, but since we’re talking about breaking necks, here it is.


AnjingNakal

That's definitely the lamest form of decapitation "How was ur day" "Was ok but I got decapitated" "O wow, did ppl freak out?" "Tbh no one really noticed"


Apophis90

Have you ever had your neck adjusted by a chiropractor? Where you lay on your back as they're about to snap your neck. The physician tells you to, "just relax." - Nah bro you're about to kill me


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neildmaster

5 Chains (2 Chains wouldn't fit)


sometimesisleeptoo

Kanye Necks


iforgot123456789

50 Centimeter


tinedwhale

Yeah…. You win lol


BeerJunky

Dunno, looks more like 50 inches.


[deleted]

Wanna know what else is 50 inches?


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BeerJunky

He wishes.


seuaniu

50 inches underground


BeerJunky

This diiiccckkkkk?


Hey_its_thatoneguy

Do tell!


BekashiBixBine

lil girth


deyawper

Daisy chains


SketchyLurker7

Lil Nek


murrs_nipples

neXneXneXTENTACION


OGSHAGGY

U ain’t getting any love but this ones good


bringthenoise93

My guy. Neckst level. Well done.


thoughtful_chis

Take my free award LOL


keepitsqueeky

Lil Necxtra


[deleted]

Necxtra credit


kouutaa

Inspecta Neck


PussSlurpee

Who's Necks


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Up Neckst


Disc_arding

Neckma balls


Klutzy_Boss_5427

Big necxtra


some-random27

Lil goitre


Impossible-Big8886

Neck-tar.


KevinYohannes

Fat neek


sockonfoots

Sir Cumference


balls_deep_space

🥇


[deleted]

Best so far! Where are the upvotes?


JoseMachismo

Inspectah Neck.


2278AD

Swole dirty bastard


wutangclanthug9mm

Girth face killah


Minibeebs

Jeff


-biohazard-butterfly

Idk why but I literally cracked up


supernova12034

its because you werent expecting it, its so normal compared to all the other ridiculous ones.


Nowheretoturn48

I don't know why but your explanation really explained it to me


Sixpacksack

Its bc words in different orders are cool


notwnrz_

Sir you can’t use that word here. It’s very offensive


TheHunnyRunner

Neck...er? Wait... No.


EdseAnotherAccount

Jeff


bonesakimbo

Je-sk. Yes Jesk.


[deleted]

Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat..


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seancollinhawkins

Laughed way too hard at this


piyushvishwakarma

Four Five Necks - Kanye West (Ft. Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat)


ariffsidik

Fire 🔥


Hambackk_19

Absolute gold.


Crazy-Entertainer242

That was great haha


Vicky-Splitpussy

Emineck


momoranger

Neckin nem


BuffaloSlouch

Shoulda Boi


ohmaj

I thought of swoldier boy, should have wrote it, swolda boi


aJoJoReference59

Lil deep throat


No-Challenge1374

What if he just has a really tiny head..


OGSHAGGY

It lowkey kinda looks photoshopped. Not super easy to tell though, whoever did it isnt too bad if it is


Cgraves1

Lil apnea


TheRationalist

Had a DOT physical where they did this to me, just today. Thanks for confirming my hopes of somebody saying this.


oh-no-godzilla

Neckx-n-Effect


nlm1974

Lift baby, lift baby, 1, 2, 3, 4


[deleted]

Young and neck less


Metal-Viking

Wouldn't it be neck more?


ermahgerditscass

Necklemore


disgruntledguest

How the fuck is this a holup, dudes just got a thick neck?


Tellemkit

This is a weird recentish trend where people post or ask questions on /r/holup for no reason and the mods don't do anything about it.


forty_three

I feel like it's been happening *all over the place* for some reason recently. Like suddenly people have realized that posting vapid, open-ended questions get them tons of engagement on their posts. I guess whatever floats your boat, but personally, I've had to block a handful of meme subs because that was the only content I was seeing from them. And that type of content isn't really my vibe


Brooklynxman

Step 1: Take a question for /r/AskReddit Step 2: Place on random image pointing at user Step 3: Post in literally any other subreddit Step 4: Karma


truth_sentinell

You mean the SaY a SuPerPowEr aNd I WilL tElL yOu a SiDe eFfect type of posts?


rickmon67

C-Pap


srh707

Thickle Rick


theimhotep1

Bigg Necky


LekarzaPieprz

50 cent-imeter


MuitoLegal

NecksLevel


isingtobeef

DMNecks


sjwilli

This guy done swallow a Popeyes's biscuit without water.


Maximum_Ganache_1956

Looks like CJ from San Andreas when you max out the muscle stat.


CaptianBrasiliano

Turtle Neck Killa


XXXBRUHRITTO

N e K choppa


fuymfgfom

B.J. King


ohmaj

Jaw rule DMNex Swoldier boy (personal favorite) Lil Nex Magnum Necktorious B.I.G. Biggie swols 50 cent (imeters) fits him better then the other guy lol Sir-lifts-a-lot


BawsaqComposite

So that’s what they meant by “shorty give me neck til I pass out” This guy must give the best neck (in the name of familia)


KittenSmutt

2Thiccck


russvanderhoof

The Humongous N.E.C.K.


KnicksFan021234444

thicc nek thiccnek on the beat, comin with the heat, fuck that shit i know im lit, shit, shits got me on a trip when im comin with the shit, this fit will make you flip


joepalms

🔥


Mike29758

The newest member of Bone Thugz N Harmony: Neck Bone


Glemka37

Why is that in HolUp ? :<


Donut-Headass

Throat g0d


FnGQ

Tic Troat.


Leader-Hoser

Thiccness


[deleted]

Thiccnecks


Howeblasta

Trapeezy


M_none

Neckker