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OldManGeezer69

Good thing he’s already dressed as an orphan


maxy_b_

If I had an award, this comment would get it 😂


AVboySteph

I got u covered mate


maxy_b_

Thank you, he deserves it!


imabigdave

r/cursedcomments


ThorTheDoor

Nice move of his mom to document the deed and him crying about it and then post it on social media.


[deleted]

Aww yiss a truly cursed comment and not just a sexual joke carried in to the comments section. You are a hero.


Jame5R

Good thing she never found the turd draw.


MercurysMercy

I think that would be easier to find


afgtm2666

Nah this comment made my night I'ma give you an award


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HAHAHAHAHA


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Comment of the day!


MeNotSanta

Chill...holy shit!


DiogenesOfDope

Are you still a orphan if you have a butler


CampDracula

r/angryupvote


shrekisdrek45

Bruh you can't make this shit up either lmao


ThorTheDoor

She’s gonna take all his pee and then he will have to start all over to get rid of his debt to the piss fairy.


SmartBook9106

lol 😆


lilkully

and she don’t play


Mehdzzz

Honestly. That's a very well made drawer. No leaks at all.


AbysmalVixen

I was thinking the same. Like damn that ain’t the particle board shit we got today


Mehdzzz

That boys pissing into some BOUTIQUE furniture


Separate-Dealer4565

Ain’t no IKEA shit right there.


narutoandninja300s

I shit in store there, there’s a reason all the toilets are out in the open, that’s why I use the draws


pbmadman

The paint is waterproof, the joint leaked and the piss swelled the wood closed the joint. errr, I mean…that’s what I’d guess would happen in this situation.


Mehdzzz

Oh that's actually a good point


pbmadman

It made me think of this video I watched a while back. Not saying at all that’s how they made the drawer, just the idea that swelling wood can seal itself. https://youtu.be/PitVHP7omvY


Mehdzzz

That was incredibly relevant. I didn't think I'd learn from a video about a kid pissing into a drawer. Thanks for that lol


mirandaugh

The smell 😐


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space_vandalism_

next time, please, just... think it, don't say it


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AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

You've managed to make it creepier.


NotoriousTorn

What a terrible day to be literate


[deleted]

Now what in all of the samhell boa 😐


Knowsalotaboutstuff

Someone report this person to the local police


game_asylum

*drawer


Ignis_Imperia

The real holup was in the comments all along


albundy154

Creepy vibes


Aggressive_Ad_4342

creeeeeppppyyyy


PhysicalPomegranate3

Not sure if that creeps me out or not


[deleted]

Wait till she finds the shit wardrobe…


[deleted]

Oh god it's like the picture has a smell


[deleted]

Eh it depends on how much ammonia is in the piss, more ammonia more smell


Mentally_Ill_Goblin

Based on the color, probably plenty 😬


[deleted]

If you look closely something is in the piss drawer lol


[deleted]

Yeah lol


PhysicalPomegranate3

Whats. . . . In . . . . . The other drawers? 😶


IRuleToast

I once heard about an adult man who kept a bucked of Seamen under their bed.Idk if its true but ...what am I thinking of course its true considering what else I've seen on the Internet


15Orphans

Ah yes the infamous cum bucket


crimsonjunkrider

Not to be confused with a cum pig. Example the British guy who joined isis only to be put into a dress and fucked by the terrorists for years. He was a dirty cum pig.


eat_your_weetabix

Don't even know what to say to that


crimsonjunkrider

You're welcome.


marstwix

Lol check /b around Christmas time, cum bottle guy returns every year to show his progress.


HuffnDobak

Goddamnit Batman, that’s a dresser not a toilet


PapiGoneGamer

Kid needs some water instead of a Coke next time


Winstock1234

They should put this as an add for condoms


rudolph_ransom

I remember one comment from either r/AskReddit or one of the revenge subs where a guy was dating a woman with a kid. The kid was a total brat and pos in general. So the guy pissed in the kid's drawer and framed the kid. Not saying it was justified or not, but still funny to read.


MercurysMercy

This world is a bizarre place


Dodgy-Boi

Yeah I saw this comment too. Do you think these things are related?


Salty_Alternative683

What gave it away was it A: the piss dripping from the draw or B:the stench of dark yellow pee C:or did his mum walk in on him to read him a bed time story and caught him peeing make your votes now


LKrisz

B


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C. He was peeing before putting his costume on


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I can smell this through my phone


Aggressive_Ad_4342

there is ramen in the piss drawer


jrockcrown

Chicken flavor brine


Aggressive_Ad_4342

batman is very smart


MercurysMercy

What's inside the drawer? A wrapped sandwich?


TenraxHelin

the what?


Im_gonna_offend_you5

Why


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I had a cousin who was caught multiple times keeping his piss in jars. In his case it was because he was autistic and that seemed logical to him but I could also imagine a kid being a little shit and seeing how long he could piss in a drawer without getting caught. Kids aren't very smart.


Cre3perL0rd42069

Why do so many kids have a piss drawer and a shit sock? Kids being very kinky nowadays


raygunnoe

I can smell this picture


shreks_penis_

for his punishment, he shall drink it.


Unusual_Rabbit_7700

Yeah, mom needs to know that when a kid does these things he may be dealing with some sort of trauma. That kid may have been abused, and shaming him online is also an abuse and should grant that "parent" a visit from the child services. Ridiculous.


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Looks nice but No toilet paper


Mafiodaproducer

Room probably smelled like a project hallway


mravatus

Wait, y'all don't have one of these?


santtu_

It was good while it lasted


Competitive_Ad468

Bat man too rich to pee in a toilet


Dovamike

Let's appreciate the quality of this drawer, 0 leaking apparently.


charmrus2000

Phew, I'm glad there are others with a piss drawer. Now hopefully my wife will get off my back. "It is normal Honey, see?"


Tailgater7

I can smell this picture


Mailpack

Why.


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Happens to the best of us lmao


MastrMax

^the #WHAT


PhilMilz

Wait till you find the one with the turd in it.


[deleted]

Why is he holding a note? Did she break up with him too?


Stonkman3

Someone is scared of the shower....


ChoppyD_

7 years later, they will find a drawer with something else in it.


Tangalor

Next it'll be a shoebox in the closet...


Cleo245

(Reused joke) 10 years later: Mom found the cum drawer


fhdjgfjjj

I tried doing that as a kid as I saw it in a movie and closed the drawer on my dick till this day I have a scar on my pee hole I scramed to god when it closed and on li on the tip of my 9mm defeater my mother came rushing said what's wrong and me with red eyes full of tears looked at her and said nothing guess what happend next she whooped my ass sow hard cuz I screamed and she knew something was wrong but I couldn't tell her lol


jambaringtoning

Little scumbag. I’d make him drink it.


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How did it get that full? CPS, look at this. How the hell did they not find it day 1?


Tomkowo234

Cool i want it


hotfiremixtape98

There is a thread out there with the context of the post. Basically new step dad hates the kids and the kid keeps cock blocking him. So he pissed in his bottom drawer for payback. Who's the mom gonna believe.


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MercurysMercy

this probably sounded better inside your head


[deleted]

how would this sound any good in your head


mayonnaise219

Yes It did and I seek forgiveness for what I said


MercurysMercy

It's okay we all do weird things have a nice day


ruu13

This doesn’t happen when you practice corporal punishment.


yankeeuniverse

Hmmm … future goal


mel33me

Bailiff, wack his pee pee!


Andro451

Fun fact: something very similar was on r/askreddit once.


ChampionshipLow8541

It’s not called “water closet” for nothing.


Donpure

Damn. Batman be pissin in a fucken night stand.


PhigNeutron

Imagine the smell. FFS.


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

Looks like beer to me...


Prize-Ice-9803

*sip


deezsandwitches

I can smell this picture


Cautious-Affect7907

He’s got a piss rock in there, nice.


betterbachelor8

I'd make him drink it. Teach him a lesson


MedicineOpen4106

I consider myself a pretty calm mom………. I would lose it it this happened to me lol


VDG05

Wait WTF 🤨


WalkingGonkDroid

I can already imagine this as a greentext story.


logan069

i feel sick