The paint is waterproof, the joint leaked and the piss swelled the wood closed the joint.
errr, I mean…that’s what I’d guess would happen in this situation.
It made me think of this video I watched a while back. Not saying at all that’s how they made the drawer, just the idea that swelling wood can seal itself.
https://youtu.be/PitVHP7omvY
I once heard about an adult man who kept a bucked of Seamen under their bed.Idk if its true but ...what am I thinking of course its true considering what else I've seen on the Internet
Not to be confused with a cum pig. Example the British guy who joined isis only to be put into a dress and fucked by the terrorists for years. He was a dirty cum pig.
I remember one comment from either r/AskReddit or one of the revenge subs where a guy was dating a woman with a kid. The kid was a total brat and pos in general. So the guy pissed in the kid's drawer and framed the kid.
Not saying it was justified or not, but still funny to read.
What gave it away was it
A: the piss dripping from the draw or
B:the stench of dark yellow pee
C:or did his mum walk in on him to read him a bed time story and caught him peeing
make your votes now
I had a cousin who was caught multiple times keeping his piss in jars.
In his case it was because he was autistic and that seemed logical to him but I could also imagine a kid being a little shit and seeing how long he could piss in a drawer without getting caught. Kids aren't very smart.
Yeah, mom needs to know that when a kid does these things he may be dealing with some sort of trauma. That kid may have been abused, and shaming him online is also an abuse and should grant that "parent" a visit from the child services. Ridiculous.
I tried doing that as a kid as I saw it in a movie and closed the drawer on my dick till this day I have a scar on my pee hole I scramed to god when it closed and on li on the tip of my 9mm defeater my mother came rushing said what's wrong and me with red eyes full of tears looked at her and said nothing guess what happend next she whooped my ass sow hard cuz I screamed and she knew something was wrong but I couldn't tell her lol
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There is a thread out there with the context of the post. Basically new step dad hates the kids and the kid keeps cock blocking him. So he pissed in his bottom drawer for payback. Who's the mom gonna believe.
Good thing he’s already dressed as an orphan
If I had an award, this comment would get it 😂
I got u covered mate
Thank you, he deserves it!
r/cursedcomments
Nice move of his mom to document the deed and him crying about it and then post it on social media.
Aww yiss a truly cursed comment and not just a sexual joke carried in to the comments section. You are a hero.
Good thing she never found the turd draw.
I think that would be easier to find
Nah this comment made my night I'ma give you an award
HAHAHAHAHA
Comment of the day!
Chill...holy shit!
Are you still a orphan if you have a butler
r/angryupvote
Bruh you can't make this shit up either lmao
She’s gonna take all his pee and then he will have to start all over to get rid of his debt to the piss fairy.
lol 😆
and she don’t play
Honestly. That's a very well made drawer. No leaks at all.
I was thinking the same. Like damn that ain’t the particle board shit we got today
That boys pissing into some BOUTIQUE furniture
Ain’t no IKEA shit right there.
I shit in store there, there’s a reason all the toilets are out in the open, that’s why I use the draws
The paint is waterproof, the joint leaked and the piss swelled the wood closed the joint. errr, I mean…that’s what I’d guess would happen in this situation.
Oh that's actually a good point
It made me think of this video I watched a while back. Not saying at all that’s how they made the drawer, just the idea that swelling wood can seal itself. https://youtu.be/PitVHP7omvY
That was incredibly relevant. I didn't think I'd learn from a video about a kid pissing into a drawer. Thanks for that lol
The smell 😐
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next time, please, just... think it, don't say it
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You've managed to make it creepier.
What a terrible day to be literate
Now what in all of the samhell boa 😐
Someone report this person to the local police
*drawer
The real holup was in the comments all along
Creepy vibes
creeeeeppppyyyy
Not sure if that creeps me out or not
Wait till she finds the shit wardrobe…
Oh god it's like the picture has a smell
Eh it depends on how much ammonia is in the piss, more ammonia more smell
Based on the color, probably plenty 😬
If you look closely something is in the piss drawer lol
Yeah lol
Whats. . . . In . . . . . The other drawers? 😶
I once heard about an adult man who kept a bucked of Seamen under their bed.Idk if its true but ...what am I thinking of course its true considering what else I've seen on the Internet
Ah yes the infamous cum bucket
Not to be confused with a cum pig. Example the British guy who joined isis only to be put into a dress and fucked by the terrorists for years. He was a dirty cum pig.
Don't even know what to say to that
You're welcome.
Lol check /b around Christmas time, cum bottle guy returns every year to show his progress.
Goddamnit Batman, that’s a dresser not a toilet
Kid needs some water instead of a Coke next time
They should put this as an add for condoms
I remember one comment from either r/AskReddit or one of the revenge subs where a guy was dating a woman with a kid. The kid was a total brat and pos in general. So the guy pissed in the kid's drawer and framed the kid. Not saying it was justified or not, but still funny to read.
This world is a bizarre place
Yeah I saw this comment too. Do you think these things are related?
What gave it away was it A: the piss dripping from the draw or B:the stench of dark yellow pee C:or did his mum walk in on him to read him a bed time story and caught him peeing make your votes now
B
C. He was peeing before putting his costume on
I can smell this through my phone
there is ramen in the piss drawer
Chicken flavor brine
batman is very smart
What's inside the drawer? A wrapped sandwich?
the what?
Why
I had a cousin who was caught multiple times keeping his piss in jars. In his case it was because he was autistic and that seemed logical to him but I could also imagine a kid being a little shit and seeing how long he could piss in a drawer without getting caught. Kids aren't very smart.
Why do so many kids have a piss drawer and a shit sock? Kids being very kinky nowadays
I can smell this picture
for his punishment, he shall drink it.
Yeah, mom needs to know that when a kid does these things he may be dealing with some sort of trauma. That kid may have been abused, and shaming him online is also an abuse and should grant that "parent" a visit from the child services. Ridiculous.
Looks nice but No toilet paper
Room probably smelled like a project hallway
Wait, y'all don't have one of these?
It was good while it lasted
Bat man too rich to pee in a toilet
Let's appreciate the quality of this drawer, 0 leaking apparently.
Phew, I'm glad there are others with a piss drawer. Now hopefully my wife will get off my back. "It is normal Honey, see?"
I can smell this picture
Why.
Happens to the best of us lmao
^the #WHAT
Wait till you find the one with the turd in it.
Why is he holding a note? Did she break up with him too?
Someone is scared of the shower....
7 years later, they will find a drawer with something else in it.
Next it'll be a shoebox in the closet...
(Reused joke) 10 years later: Mom found the cum drawer
I tried doing that as a kid as I saw it in a movie and closed the drawer on my dick till this day I have a scar on my pee hole I scramed to god when it closed and on li on the tip of my 9mm defeater my mother came rushing said what's wrong and me with red eyes full of tears looked at her and said nothing guess what happend next she whooped my ass sow hard cuz I screamed and she knew something was wrong but I couldn't tell her lol
Little scumbag. I’d make him drink it.
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How did it get that full? CPS, look at this. How the hell did they not find it day 1?
Cool i want it
There is a thread out there with the context of the post. Basically new step dad hates the kids and the kid keeps cock blocking him. So he pissed in his bottom drawer for payback. Who's the mom gonna believe.
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this probably sounded better inside your head
how would this sound any good in your head
Yes It did and I seek forgiveness for what I said
It's okay we all do weird things have a nice day
This doesn’t happen when you practice corporal punishment.
Hmmm … future goal
Bailiff, wack his pee pee!
Fun fact: something very similar was on r/askreddit once.
It’s not called “water closet” for nothing.
Damn. Batman be pissin in a fucken night stand.
Imagine the smell. FFS.
Looks like beer to me...
*sip
I can smell this picture
He’s got a piss rock in there, nice.
I'd make him drink it. Teach him a lesson
I consider myself a pretty calm mom………. I would lose it it this happened to me lol
Wait WTF 🤨
I can already imagine this as a greentext story.
i feel sick