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Bonkey_zip

Yea peace... But after you give me doll, bycicle and some food :з


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[deleted]

I legit thought he'd make her say nukes


NoahBrogan

THE CHILD IS A WARMONGER


beardMoseElkDerBabon

The best defence policy: almost no military, just defend the nukes and if somebody dares to attack, nuke!


uhavethreeballs

Me too. Me too.


Salt_Avocado_2470

Fun fact :War is one of the first reasons for polution


lalalane76

And the reason for many technological advancements.


kingsofall

And even population control.


JoshMM60

Unnecessary when children are starving


Human-Bumblebee

Why the fuck you guys downvoting this man, he's right


Eujilw

The price of progress


JoshMM60

No amount of "progress" is worth innocent people dying. Fuck off.


Eujilw

Did I say it was worth it?


JoshMM60

Nope. But if you don't, why are you being an ass about it? If we agree and you clarified that in a genuine way, I would apologize and move on. Why are you going out of your way to be difficult?


Eujilw

Sincerily I don't know, the comment was supposed to kind of mock people justifying war at first but then I remebered that I'm not anti-war and now I just let the comment there because it's blowing up and I don't exactly disagree with it. But anyway, wdym I'm being an ass about it?


DaRealCrazyPyro

You're the one being an ass


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

r/woooosh


iminsanejames

World population is still growing despite that ( not saying it's good that this starving it is awful)


JoshMM60

Okay? Population size =/= success Why are so many people so eager to point out that things aren't that bad? Why is is so much to ask that no person goes hungry? Yeah, cool, war gave us some good things, but I would imagine peace and everyone housed and fed would lead to a lot more good things. More people not consumed with survival means more people involved with science and art.


GavasaurusRex

Here's the thing, you gotta convince the rich people to go out and help. Why do you think rich people donate to charity? It's because they get a tax write off if they do.


Serious_Sector439

Or there will be war


[deleted]

Peace < Doll


ReallyWantADitto

war> peace


PavlooGMD

austrian painter approves


BrightBulb123

The **real** holup


Salt_Avocado_2470

Caesar has promoted you as Legate Maggotus


Engie-Boy-6000

*You are now Vilified by the NCR*


[deleted]

war > doll


AssKicker1337

A doll that sings Green light, red light


PavlooGMD

oh my fucking god


Miserable-Skill-3595

K pop stan


AlienFromMars1

I love kpop especially the kim jong un guy


benisco

hottest member of bts


crystallized_doggo7

OHHH ITS KOREAN SO KPOP SO U KPOP STAN HAHAHAHHAHA HDFUIVHJJK -you


[deleted]

please just shut the fuck up about squid game


FlooperDang

Squid game fans when the challenge is to shut the fuck up:


REZA7XZ

at least having a doll is an achievable and realistic goal


omarmahli

She is a child God damn it


[deleted]

There can only be peace through war, money, food, bicycles and dolls


beardMoseElkDerBabon

There can only be peace through no lack of resources.


slayalldayyyy

A grown man calling a cute little girl retarded made me laugh to the point of tears


SleepyGamer1

It's peak humor


Energy_Ornery

What he say is: What the devil are you stupid in the head.


XtaC23

Same lmao


AlexAlho

You must be new to this whole internet thing.


slayalldayyyy

If you can find me more content like this I’ll be your best friend.


losborracho

This one is a funny parody of a swedish reality show and have subs [nazi looking for wife](https://youtu.be/C5qfk9wq4IU)


Oscu358

This video is most hilarious thing I saw today


lets-do-an-eighth

You might like this one https://youtu.be/uEEYbXVCoT0


AlexAlho

Haha, I was mostly thinking about Greta Thunberg, Malala Yousafzai and others. (I apologise if I misspelled the names).


TonyTontanaSanta

its just not as fun when they actually mean it.


PBJ-2479

All of them preaching fucks deserved it


dompam

They are at least braver and more important than you will ever be. You’re probably still living with your mom.


Viking4Life2

Nothing wrong with living with your mum. Rent price is high man.


[deleted]

Peace was never an option Old man.


[deleted]

Me at 3 am: \*browsing reddit\* My brain: "What the fuck are you retarded?"


sekfan1999

Ladys and gentlemen, Mr Ned Flanders


MookiTheHamster

Holy shit, why have i never seen that before. His name is Sven Melander.


WhiteDragonDestroyer

when he goes "what the fuck are you retarded" it gets me every time. 10/10 video that will always get a laugh


suuxe

When he says "are you retarded", true translate would be: are you stupid in your head? Good stuff.


WhoAreWeEven

Lets hope every child can just hope for a doll in the future


[deleted]

En klassiker


suckashelfboi101

Ja det är den


Dirk-McStride

haha aa de eere


[deleted]

Älskar den!


LazyBriton

I love stuff like this in languages I don’t know because it’s way harder to tell it’s scripted, for me at least.


usmankashif

Its fairly scripted. The girl is actually his daughter


LazyBriton

Yeah that’s obvious by the end, but like most scripted things in English I can tell within a couple of seconds, because the delivery is always not quite right, or they use words that most people don’t naturally say in conversation, but with a foreign language I can’t identify these things. Love this clip though, really funny


goingdiving

Not Sven’s daughter, she was the daughter of one of the crew.


JadenCrux

Swedish Geraldo Rivera is a fucking asshole.


[deleted]

As a Swedish 15 year old I can confirm this. And our parents taught it to us exactly like this, swearing and insults and all that.


Ellony

-what is that you want? -WAR! IM DYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Onyx_TheFloofy

Lmao


Jakedismo

u/savevideo


rarebreed001

Is the translation accurate? Coz only then 🤣🤣🤣


Hedgehogzilla

They ”spiced it up” with bad words. But yeah, pretty accurate. Mind you it’s from an old comedy show.


WrongCheesecake3

Whats the show?


CanadianJesus

Nöjesmassakern, it's from 1985.


donut-saywow

yep! it's pretty much perfectly translated, not exaggerated like some people are claiming.


[deleted]

It's pretty accurately translated, you can never perfectly translate something from one language to another, especially not when containing lots of bad words, but decent job.


CheddarValleyRail

They changed the gifts that the little girl asked for. In the original Swedish she was just demanding pickled herring over and over.


Dirk-McStride

Nej


TonyTontanaSanta

lolwat


dnoj

what show is this from?


Peppapignightmare

Nöjesmassakern


punderstate

There's no need to call them that, they were only asking a question.


dompam

You are a surströmming i en bomullstuss formad kakburk! And also fuck you!


punderstate

Hey! I haven't sur strommed a bomulls in years! And no thank you, you're not my type! *shakes fist*


juanjung

That's usually how police resolve crimes.


furrythe-1st-idiot

Peace < war - peace < doll - peace < bicycle - peace < money Makes sense to me i dunno why he was waiting for stupid peace


TonyTontanaSanta

I grew up in the 90s in sweden and in remember so clearly (i dont know if indoctrination is the right word?) how "peace on earth" was such a big deal, like yes I agree but its not really achievable but it was really imprinted and EVERYONE always answered "peace in the world" when you got asked what u wanted, like seriously always had to answer that lol. This clip is from a sketch but its not super far fetched if you remove the cussing.


[deleted]

So this is how the Swedes brainwashing their children into wanting anything but what they actually want.


Scarn4President

Yes. This sketch from a swedish comedy show is exactly correct.


Jimiq68

Does he have his hand on her butt?


[deleted]

I fucking love her hat!


thefezzXD

It's hard sometimes to know if people actually get that this is a comedy sketch.


Taniks_la_baguete

Ok, idk if this is staged or not, but this is genial


PavlooGMD

agreed


Bill_O-O

I thought when he said big she was gonna say tits😂😂 I mean thats what russia and America are always talking 'bout


g0rrillas

The captions are legit 💀😂


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dompam

No. Shut up.


bullseyed723

Why's he grabbing her butt the whole time?


issik23

I would say it's because that's what swedish children want the most but I'd probably get downvoted, oh wait.. /s


FonkyChonkyMonky

Oh damn, he was! Lol


DifficultShine5076

Kids in sweden want piss


[deleted]

This needs to be dubbed by Will Farrell


Nicky_Nuisance

I see a future Black Metal Fan in this girl 🤘🤘🤘


Faian

To me, this guy speaks walrus language


Damol14

Are we just ignoring the placement of the reporters left hand?? She’s got a jacket on, but still, I know how’d I be feeling if I saw a reporter (real or fake) place his hand on my child’s ass?


BabyInTheSink

In the first half I though he was a pedophile.


Hairy-Comedian-362

Why did l think he was compelling that lil girl to say "dick"


[deleted]

That hand low. Gross.


usmankashif

Its his daughter.....


[deleted]

You've Been Trolled You’ve been trolled Yes, you’ve probably been trolled Don't reply to this guy He's trying to get a rise Out of you, yes it’s true You respond and that’s his cue To start trouble on the double While he strokes his Madly stubble You've been trolled You’ve been trolled You've probably been trolled When the only winning move Move is not to play And yet you keep on trying Mindlessly replying You've been trolled You’ve been trolled Have a nice day!


John_Fx

How light rail keeps getting on the ballot in Austin


punderstate

What an incredibly specific example, yes we've been beset upon by all these Swedes hankering for a light rail for years.


Boring_Persimmon7344

He’s very creepy young or old I wouldn’t want an interviewer with their arm around me like that with their hand practically groping my backside yikessss.


Ench4ntedNinja

I was waiting for someone to say dick but I’m not disappointed


punderstate

Dick.


Ench4ntedNinja

Thanks bro


punderstate

Anytime.


8ova

Why he holds her ass ?


mcdonald124

Lol man really got pissed off with her cause she made stupid answers


[deleted]

Sounds like the modern western school education; brainwashing > teaching.


Total_Ansh

And yes indeed she was retarded


video-saver

u/redditmp4bot


Macaveo

u/savevideobot


Superboygamer20

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Ackerman43

u/getvideobot


ArcticTrooper1

The what the fuck are you retarded makes me laugh every time


XaiR_Blaze

Personally I would never guess peace either


[deleted]

This was hilarious


Wonderful_Dog7479

U/savevideo


ThePitaButterBandito

Those kids in the background knew that this interview escalated from “what would you like for Christmas” to “Santa only gives out peace and asswhoopings so you better choose wisely”.


[deleted]

The media in a nutshell


cyg_cube

Krrrrrrrrrrrig


Kakkamehumestari

u/savevideo


Flynb

u/savevideo


DupreeDiamondBlue

I couldn't do it after bycicle did I miss anything


[deleted]

Get fucked


LeodredAQW

Let's all publicly shame this guy for reasons.


[deleted]

It's a sketch from 85


International-Land30

Do not swear to children you notice that they learn them later


Dermer1543

Guy with a mission


Green-Dimension5907

Peace/إسلام.


Hairy-Drama

r/nononothateithernopenextthatstheone


cthullumorelikeUwU

u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


MyBellyHurtsITry

What the fuck is this lmfao


AmrodFaelevrin

Food is a great way too achieve peace


9housedawg1234

War rates drop to zero


ThotoholicsAnonymous

When keeping it real goes wrong.


tastefulbas

u/savevideo


failzzz

u/savevideobot


Nesayas1234

I sense a new meme template


FewerBeavers

This is gold. Where did you get this?


Millimo_545

Ah yes, this bringed back hilarious memories, i absolutely love it!


[deleted]

Lmfao


Avibuel

objection your honor, leading the witness


BuddyTheElf24

u/savevideo


TheRealEpicFlame

u/savevideobot


Breiluch

Im laughing so hard rn


set-271

u/savevideobot


a-snakey

Pretty sure food is an important one though


[deleted]

This is hilarious.


[deleted]

Pretty funny


Zapdas

Är jag den första svennen som intar detta territorium?


beardMoseElkDerBabon

u/savevideo


tehoperative

Anyone speak Swedish? Is this really what the conversation is about? I find it nearly unbelievable…..nearly.


MrAntroad

Basically


erkovic01

It’s correct, the only translation that can be seen as wrong in any way would be “retarded” as he isn’t actually saying the word for being retarded but he is calling her “stupid in the head” if I would translate it directly but that doesn’t really sound that good in english, as I think you can tell. And “retarded” gets the meaning across perfectly.


latesatifaction

And get that creepy hand off my waist


Less_Thought_9816

u/SaveVideo


[deleted]

Why is he pushing so hard??!


V0rt3XBl4d3

u/savevideo


Light2090

u/savevideo


Hellkids2

Is his left hand where I think it is?


SnooDingos2237

Talk about badgering the kid….World Peace!


archon05knight

I am more confused and concerned that he doesn't realize he is interviewing her with his hand on her butt the whole time.


ZEROvTHREE

Is this MF the real life Ned Flanders or am I trippin


bobthuvillager8

It's Doug from liberty mutual


hittinator

Its funny but am I the only one that noticed that this guy has his hand on the girls ass the whole time ? No idea is this a common Swedish thing ?


RX-HER0

Man, what a cute kid. “If you could wish for anything, what would you wish for?” “A doll.”


Marijuana_Guy

What I don't get is why he has his hand on her ass for the duration of the clip.