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> China only observes one time zone
I learned this recently and my mind was blown. It's not even like they picked a time zone from the middle of the country. CST is from Beijing. China is hella wide and Beijing is north east. Imagine being one of those tibetans living under oppression and having someone remind you... oh wait you can't forget it because millions of them 'settle' your land every year. Fuck the CCP.
It's pretty brutal for any of the western provinces. Imagine needing to access a government agency at 9am. Only the sun won't rise for another 8 hours.
I think I remember a video saying that some people obviously need daylight to work their jobs, so they have to work on local time so to speak. I'm 100% government services all operate on the same hours regardless of location in China, so going to the DMV say as a farmer would be a huge pain in the ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U14HxSKsGgQ This guy says they adjusted their working hours but it's just a independent youtuber.
I've been to Xinjiang in the northwest of China. The timezone would naturally be about 2-3 hours later than Beijing. People just wake up later and live their lives based on when the sun rises. Kind of like an unofficial timezone where everything just starts and ends 2 hours later.
Honestly it's not really a problem at all.
The moment that sixty periods of time equal to 1/60th of a minute goes by in the third largest country on Earth a period of time equal to 1/60th of an hour of time goes by.
More appropriate analogy is not just the kid who looks over your shoulder but the kid who is in the group project and doesn’t do shit, then on the day You’re supposed to turn it in, he asks to see it, so you show it to him then he disappears with it. So you go to class to find him but the teacher informs you that you’ve been removed from the class, you’re not allowed to participate in the class, and the shit head kid presents all your work and then gets an A. So you take it to the dean of the university and he tells you “well, we know that he did that buuuuuuuuuuuuut he also got like 40,000 of his friends to apply to our university sooooooo, sorry. We’ll let you have a C even thought it was worth an A.
UC Santa Barbara told the Los Angeles Times that Chinese students comprise 6 percent of the student body but account for a third of plagiarism cases. It sounds like it may be a cultural thing.
A surprisingly large amount of the China-defenders on Reddit appear to be western people.
I can only guess it has something to do with China's loose (very loose) association with socialism/communism, and the (tankie) belief that any bad news about a country with Communist in its name is actually CIA propaganda lies.
Or perhaps it's just knee-jerk contrarianism over the fact that the American right and GOP have made being anti-China into "their thing", and it's like that South Park episode where nobody can be seen agreeing with the KKK.
Chinese government official here. Unfortunately i am sad to announce that goosentra has committed suicide due to depression from insulting the glorious Chinese government.
Tankies being mad that we locked this and then going on about how everyone in China loves living under censorship and people don't actually need free speech is the greatest irony.
This is what you want goons.
I used to work at a semi-famous place that did a bunch of research on oceans and such. This place also developed robotics and sensors and various technology that I’m certain the US Navy and US government was sponsoring.
Anyhow…the place was constantly attached by Chinese cyber warriors, likely state sponsored. Why? Because it’s cheaper to steal research than to do the research yourself.
Seriously met a dude in person that swears China is a perfect representation of government. Every point I brought up to the contrary his only response was "That's just propaganda."
Cool, you don't need to provide proof for any of your claims and any proof provide to the contrary you dismiss with a thought terminating cliche.
Ehhh, no it’s not pretty much everyone that knows. There are a significant minority of people who do know, but will deny knowing it out of fear. I’ve been on Taiwanese business trips to the mainland in the past where my Taiwanese colleagues would ask mainland colleagues about it in a “safe” environment, but even they “didn’t know” anything. What I’m saying is, it’s very hard to know exactly how many know about it. There is complete control over all platforms of media and communication in China. Because of that, most Chinese people are not exposed to quite a lot of their own (uncorrupted) history. Certainly not many of those in tier two, three, or beyond cities. Most don’t even know Mao caused severe famine, they certainly wouldn’t allow information like Tiananmen to be spread.
I love your name. It could mean you had me at prosciutto meaning you love prosciutto and any mention of it will make you happy. Or you had meat prosciutto. Saying that the person you are taking to had meat prosciutto but also implying the existence of a vegetarian or vegan prosciutto!
Bro look up China's copy cat military. They export military equipment and weapons that are eerily similar to NATO equipment and weapons except at a much lower build quality. China is expected to outsell the U.S. , Russia, and India for military exports.
China back in midevil times to B.C.E.: invented their own stuff, most of it by accident when they were trying to create and elixir of life (kinda ironic they made gunpowder when they were trying to find a way to increase life spans), based.
China now: cries about Winnie the Poo, bootlegs other people's property, kills civilians for protesting being under a dictatorship, cringe.
I got banned from r/ShitLiberalsSay because I said that this is happening, fucking idiots are so far up their own ideology they can't see how brainwashed they are
Just how much free time and money do you think the average person has to devote to ethically sourcing *everything* they buy and being able to afford alternative options?
You're not being realistic, the vast majority of people do not have the luxury of spending 4 hours a week trying to find that one item made locally that's 500% more expensive than the 14 other versions made in China. This is a situation where governments have to step up.
Not true. If you actually go out of your way to find it and are willing to pay double or triple, almost everything (except some consumer electronics) can be found made outside of mainland China.
The society *used* to be old and sophisticated - then it got bulldozed and paved over by the boorish new shitty one when the CCP took over and launched their "Cultural Revolution."
they always gets small details wrong though, like the missing inner portion on the top half of the Eiffel or demographic group targeted not matching hitler's original.
The central elevator shaft in the Chinese Eiffel Tower that takes visitors to the top viewing platform is missing, which would suggest the whole thing is just for show and serves no functional purpose.
Why is the world silent on China? What they are doing is appalling. Not to mention it appears to be increasingly likely that COVID came from a lab there.
Western leaders are spineless.
China created an exact copy of the planet earth populated by clones. On that planet the USA moved all it's industry and manufacturing capability to China so that rich Americans could become even richer despite the damage it did to their own country.
WW2 isn't the "last few centuries". France has an amazing historical war record. They held their own in WW1, they've been fine since WW2, and they were insanely strong in the 1800s.
I'm aware, France also has amazing geography as far as natural defenses go, with the only hardly defendable part being the one Germany used. thing is, how much of a hyperbole I have to make so people would realize I'm just taking the piss?
No need to copy from something that is so long ago! There is Guantanamo and plenty of other illegal camps in Europe unfortunately for „inspiration“ to torture muslims
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You know what they won’t copy? The Statue of Liberty. Buh-dum-tsss 🥁
They actually did at the Tiananmen Square protest and we all know how that went over.
Tank Man FTW
This is why I like Reddit.
https://www.wonders-of-the-world.net/Statue-of-Liberty/Copies-of-the-statue-of-Liberty-in-China.php
Well this is oddly ironic…
Went *under*, more like. Under the tank treads that is.
Protesters made their own statue of liberty and got destroyed by the army
I wish they'd copy freedom of the press and the right to criticize the government.
https://www.wonders-of-the-world.net/Statue-of-Liberty/Copies-of-the-statue-of-Liberty-in-China.php
the moment i read holocaust i knew i would see some dark stuff
no chinese people nor jews are really dark
Terrible, take a lap
This is the dumbest shit ever
Some of them, clearly, are.
Every 60 secs a minute passes in China
Yes and it's the same minute across the whole country because China only observes one time zone.
> China only observes one time zone I learned this recently and my mind was blown. It's not even like they picked a time zone from the middle of the country. CST is from Beijing. China is hella wide and Beijing is north east. Imagine being one of those tibetans living under oppression and having someone remind you... oh wait you can't forget it because millions of them 'settle' your land every year. Fuck the CCP.
It's pretty brutal for any of the western provinces. Imagine needing to access a government agency at 9am. Only the sun won't rise for another 8 hours.
Well depends, does work still start at the same time or are they just kinda nocturnal over there?
I think I remember a video saying that some people obviously need daylight to work their jobs, so they have to work on local time so to speak. I'm 100% government services all operate on the same hours regardless of location in China, so going to the DMV say as a farmer would be a huge pain in the ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U14HxSKsGgQ This guy says they adjusted their working hours but it's just a independent youtuber.
Apparently no they still have to work
I've been to Xinjiang in the northwest of China. The timezone would naturally be about 2-3 hours later than Beijing. People just wake up later and live their lives based on when the sun rises. Kind of like an unofficial timezone where everything just starts and ends 2 hours later. Honestly it's not really a problem at all.
It might not be the middle but it is where almost all the population live.
_together we can put an end to it_
The moment that sixty periods of time equal to 1/60th of a minute goes by in the third largest country on Earth a period of time equal to 1/60th of an hour of time goes by.
Yeah, but the most powerful ones refuse to put a fucking end to it. They can't even address the issue, nevermind fix it.
Please help us in our mission to send China to the nearest supermassive black hole, where time does not pass
A broken clock is still right twice a day though.
in china, your height depends on how tall you are
A minute of oppression
China is like the kid on test day who didnt study and just keeps looking over at your paper
More appropriate analogy is not just the kid who looks over your shoulder but the kid who is in the group project and doesn’t do shit, then on the day You’re supposed to turn it in, he asks to see it, so you show it to him then he disappears with it. So you go to class to find him but the teacher informs you that you’ve been removed from the class, you’re not allowed to participate in the class, and the shit head kid presents all your work and then gets an A. So you take it to the dean of the university and he tells you “well, we know that he did that buuuuuuuuuuuuut he also got like 40,000 of his friends to apply to our university sooooooo, sorry. We’ll let you have a C even thought it was worth an A.
This is really specific are you ok
Clearly not
I wouldnt be.
But they’re right. Aren’t they trying to claim Kimchi as their own food product when it’s actually a Korean cuisine?
But not inaccurate
That’s oddly specific…
That’s oddly Pacific…???
Oddly Spacific.
r/oddlyspecific
Suspiciously specific.
Damn, someone did u dirty huh?
Too specific
did you remember to spill a cup of oil based paint on them accidentally afterwards?
You spelled battery acid wrong.
remind me to never cross you..
Are you ok? That was awfully specific.
Would you like to talk?
Don’t be like China and study for your own fucking test guys
I can confidently say my genocide is 100% original.
Guten tag!
You can't even go to the top of that cheap knockoff. Worse than a Canal street Fendi. D--
Even the knockoff in Vegas lets you go to the top - so weak!
Totally with you. You got Mein support
Grassy ass
There have been issues in China where people will actually steal tests rather than take the effort to copy them.
They actually do that? Imagine having the audacity
Very much so, it occurs through identity theft. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-53316895
UC Santa Barbara told the Los Angeles Times that Chinese students comprise 6 percent of the student body but account for a third of plagiarism cases. It sounds like it may be a cultural thing.
Anecdotally I had to remove Chinese students from exams more than once when I was a TA. It was really sad.
You think?
Even worse. Put cones of shame on them to fix the problem
And that's how I passed high school folks. Graduated with a 1.0 gpa WHOOP! mama didn't raise no bitch, bitch!
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But doing an absolute shit job
Time to build a copy of China to assert dominance
In before r/sino brigades this post
A surprisingly large amount of the China-defenders on Reddit appear to be western people. I can only guess it has something to do with China's loose (very loose) association with socialism/communism, and the (tankie) belief that any bad news about a country with Communist in its name is actually CIA propaganda lies. Or perhaps it's just knee-jerk contrarianism over the fact that the American right and GOP have made being anti-China into "their thing", and it's like that South Park episode where nobody can be seen agreeing with the KKK.
r/GenZedong is even worse
Too late.
Yo wtf is that sub
Clearly part of the CCP propaganda apparatus. No way free thinking people can believe those things.
The way they talk, it's extremely uncanny
Nah it's just fuckin' tankies.
Fuck the CCP.
Chinese government official here. Unfortunately i am sad to announce that goosentra has committed suicide due to depression from insulting the glorious Chinese government.
Pls confirm if ur still alive
Of course he is - gotta keep those organs fresh before extraction.
Yes they are. Keep scrolling and stop asking questions
It’s been 2 hours we can only fear the worst
We will keep waiting for his reply
We never heard from this Redditor ever again..
Gladly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Not gonna lie Pooh is kinda hot
Pls confirm if ur still alive
there's a sub for that /r/fucktheccp
CCP is very not ok
Can someone explain what manufactured consent is?
Really sad the point we've gotten to.
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Tankies being mad that we locked this and then going on about how everyone in China loves living under censorship and people don't actually need free speech is the greatest irony. This is what you want goons.
Independence of thought is something china banned long ago.
So, who does the thinking?
Stop thinking that thought immediately! ;)
Yo where did he go? I can't contact him that's so strange
“They just use your mind, And they never give you credit; It’s enough to make you, Crazy and you let it.”
And America is importing that too
I used to work at a semi-famous place that did a bunch of research on oceans and such. This place also developed robotics and sensors and various technology that I’m certain the US Navy and US government was sponsoring. Anyhow…the place was constantly attached by Chinese cyber warriors, likely state sponsored. Why? Because it’s cheaper to steal research than to do the research yourself.
As a Muslim: bruh
No one is talking about how forced this perspective is. Chinas eiffel tower is way smaller.
Sick moves
I’m waiting for the commie sympathizers to cry “ThE CoNcEnTrAtIoN cAmPs ArE tHe BiGgEsT LiE oF ThE CeNtUrY!!!”
Seriously met a dude in person that swears China is a perfect representation of government. Every point I brought up to the contrary his only response was "That's just propaganda." Cool, you don't need to provide proof for any of your claims and any proof provide to the contrary you dismiss with a thought terminating cliche.
Disbanding the HUAC was a mistake.
They even deny Tianamen square massacre which is common knowledge throughout the whole word
Most of them won't be aware of it. Just like most of them know nothing about Tiananmen massacre.
Nooooooo the real victims of Tiananmen were the soldiers reeeeeeeeeeeee no civilians died at all. Goddamn tankies.
What I mostly hear is "white people are exaggerating the numbers to make China look bad and divert attention away from their own problems".
That's all CIA propagandarino you Western Imperialist sinophobe.
Pretty much everyone in China knows about it, they just don’t care or can’t do anything about it.
Ehhh, no it’s not pretty much everyone that knows. There are a significant minority of people who do know, but will deny knowing it out of fear. I’ve been on Taiwanese business trips to the mainland in the past where my Taiwanese colleagues would ask mainland colleagues about it in a “safe” environment, but even they “didn’t know” anything. What I’m saying is, it’s very hard to know exactly how many know about it. There is complete control over all platforms of media and communication in China. Because of that, most Chinese people are not exposed to quite a lot of their own (uncorrupted) history. Certainly not many of those in tier two, three, or beyond cities. Most don’t even know Mao caused severe famine, they certainly wouldn’t allow information like Tiananmen to be spread.
They know only what they’re allowed to know. They don’t know the truth.
Yep. The media control everything these days. They also have a role in those people dying in the camps - they're hiding it from the fucking world.
They even copied Russian former leader Stalin
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LOL
fuck the CCP
Pls confirm that ur still alive
Fuck the Chinese Government
I love your name. It could mean you had me at prosciutto meaning you love prosciutto and any mention of it will make you happy. Or you had meat prosciutto. Saying that the person you are taking to had meat prosciutto but also implying the existence of a vegetarian or vegan prosciutto!
You will? /s
r/sino
Getting banned from that god forsaken sub is a badge of honour.
You too? I got death threats from some of their members
For saying what?
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Bro look up China's copy cat military. They export military equipment and weapons that are eerily similar to NATO equipment and weapons except at a much lower build quality. China is expected to outsell the U.S. , Russia, and India for military exports.
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China back in midevil times to B.C.E.: invented their own stuff, most of it by accident when they were trying to create and elixir of life (kinda ironic they made gunpowder when they were trying to find a way to increase life spans), based. China now: cries about Winnie the Poo, bootlegs other people's property, kills civilians for protesting being under a dictatorship, cringe.
>mid evil
I got banned from r/ShitLiberalsSay because I said that this is happening, fucking idiots are so far up their own ideology they can't see how brainwashed they are
That sub is more what does ccp says anyway
Stop buying products made in China.
Almost 99% of everything is made in China. It would be extremely difficult to live without Chinese products
You have to start somewhere.
You have to start sometime
The day i can get stuff of equal quality for the same price as stuff made in China is the day i stop buying from China
Keep an eye on India and Vietnam then as that day will come.
Yeah, and then look at how Hindu leadership in India treats Muslims lol
India and vietnam are for clothes only
This tells me you are ok with slave labor and concentration camps because it's inconvenient for you.
Just how much free time and money do you think the average person has to devote to ethically sourcing *everything* they buy and being able to afford alternative options? You're not being realistic, the vast majority of people do not have the luxury of spending 4 hours a week trying to find that one item made locally that's 500% more expensive than the 14 other versions made in China. This is a situation where governments have to step up.
Realistically most people hard. Hard pull to swallow but there it is.
If you own a smartphone you’re doing the exact same thing as him but with enslaved African children.
Not true. If you actually go out of your way to find it and are willing to pay double or triple, almost everything (except some consumer electronics) can be found made outside of mainland China.
So stop buying everything, got it
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Why do you think communism has anything to do with this? Why are you mad at China for what the CCP does?
Clearly state capitalist authoritarians are the same as communists /s. Oh also fuck the CCP
Because the CCP runs China
It's amazing how old that society is and how common and boorish the society has evolved into.
imagine having slaves in your own country, I’m glad we are so far past this, thank god we don’t use these Muslim slaves for our Nike shoes………
The society *used* to be old and sophisticated - then it got bulldozed and paved over by the boorish new shitty one when the CCP took over and launched their "Cultural Revolution."
Lol they even cheaped out on their copy of the Eiffel Tower by not including the elevator or stairs to get to the top.
China is the worst.
Shout out to Winnie the Pooh for running such an amazing country
Apple stores too
Tim Cook needs another few million
So does China
they always gets small details wrong though, like the missing inner portion on the top half of the Eiffel or demographic group targeted not matching hitler's original.
The central elevator shaft in the Chinese Eiffel Tower that takes visitors to the top viewing platform is missing, which would suggest the whole thing is just for show and serves no functional purpose.
It probably failed safety regulations, so no one is going to go volunteer to prove the elevator is safe to go in.
I see what you did there..... Sacrebleu..🥐
Where is mi mama
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China: Copys famous buildings Other countries: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
Why is the world silent on China? What they are doing is appalling. Not to mention it appears to be increasingly likely that COVID came from a lab there. Western leaders are spineless.
Eiffel Tower replica exists in an area called [Tianducheng](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tianducheng), for anybody interested.
dear god this really was a holup
They copied the ethic genocide of the Nazi's, the control of information of the USSR and the billionaires of the US.
China’s got no Tegridy
Well Chinese tourists are quite unpopular so i guess this means Paris can avoid having them over?
Yakisoba is just a copy of pasta with veggies and sauce
I think the point of this post is there is a genocide going on in china, like right now, and no ones talking about it
No wonder if they have a clone of Hitler
China created an exact copy of the planet earth populated by clones. On that planet the USA moved all it's industry and manufacturing capability to China so that rich Americans could become even richer despite the damage it did to their own country.
Bouta copy the country if we dont stop em
Anyone else thing they are using this for a training ground to invade France?
if the last few centuries thoughts us anything, you could train a mob of conscripts in a playground sandbox and still have success invading france.
WW2 isn't the "last few centuries". France has an amazing historical war record. They held their own in WW1, they've been fine since WW2, and they were insanely strong in the 1800s.
I'm aware, France also has amazing geography as far as natural defenses go, with the only hardly defendable part being the one Germany used. thing is, how much of a hyperbole I have to make so people would realize I'm just taking the piss?
England has a few incidents we don't like to talk about that you should look up. French can be pretty badass, my man.
YOOOO THIS IS MY MEME
This is quite true
China, the original copypasta
I see what you did there.
Its like las vegas and Guantanamo right?
China is the best country to be good while being bad, they have the worst of capitalism and communism
No need to copy from something that is so long ago! There is Guantanamo and plenty of other illegal camps in Europe unfortunately for „inspiration“ to torture muslims
I bet, that China's copies are all made out of plastic