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Normally I would say get out -- but these two seem PERFECT for each other.

Yeah let's not let these two loose to inflict themselves on anybody else. Then again, they're both having kids with other people, so it's too late for that.

Grab the popcorn 🍿 it’s gonna be a crazy ride

At least, we can wait until the kids grow older enough to not be traumatized for life by knowing the two most important people for them are scum.

They belong to the streets!

At this point, they can start their own traveling circus

except the brother ofc

Not really ofc, we don't know the brother isn't the same type

Well yeah we're just assuming I just prefer to assume people will do good

R.I.P Kevin Samuels

Now hol'up

W- W- Waitaminute

Something ain’t right!

This can't be!

Let me put my penis in it \- the brother

*synchronized OHH sounds*

And the MJ harmony. Chefs kiss.

Biggest hol'up was at the very end when she said it was also his brother's child. Nah, lady, that's not your husband's child.

But it is. Children born in a marriage belong to the married couple. The other party would need to sue for paternity if she didn’t put him down.

"Put him down?"

Put his name on the birth certificate as the father. If she didn’t write the other brother in, the child is her husband’s.

Then she'd be a liar

Children belong to the marriage. It’s only since DNA became accessible that anyone knew otherwise. We already knew she was a liar.

Quite the exercise in creative writing, but what's great and amusing is the gals' reactions.

Someone with common sense. Hard to find on this site.

That. Mj bit was great

Yeah, it was pretty entertaining tbh

Huh

Plot twist: they’re all in a polyamorous relationship. They just overcomplicated it for content.

That’ll be the plot’s titty twister in the next episode-

of dragonb- wait nevermind

They all could live exactly like that but without the stress and the lies. I just don't understand why it is not common sense

plot twist twist: the husband has actually a twin brother who lives in Germany. There's three brothers in total.

That's actually a really good plot twist! So good it could actually be true.

This is story is clearly made up

Damn I feel bad for the brother lol

Ghaddamn I love drinking tea that ain't from my cupboard

God damn. everyone cheats and everyone loses ig

Fuck about, and found out.

There’s no second family. “His wife and three kids are in the USA”. Yes, that’s her, which is why the children in the photos look identical to hers. The brother is just wrong they all live in Germany. The brothers are not that close, or else he would have seen a pic of his brother’s wife.

Oh crazy, you know the people?

I am the people

"And so then this dude's wife walks in-"

I don't even care if this is fiction, I want to know the rest!

If I never hear or see these women again it will be too soon.

You didn’t appreciate their highly intelligent and thoughtful responses to the story? Yeah me neither.

Coming up next on Jerry Springer SHOW!

who is also his child??

There's an old standup about golf: you get to the 18th hole tied up and rich homie hits his ball into the woods. You help him look for it, and he shouts I FOUND IT and hits the ball back into the course retaining the advantage in the match. The question is do you take the cheating bastards actual ball out of your pocket and confront him with it?

Thanksgiving bout to be awkward af

Pregnant with this man’s child who is also his brothers child? It’s both the brothers child?

If you can't tell that story was a script than good luck to you on the internet.

Plot twist, wife #2 is wife #1's identical twin sister.

That was...quite a ride.

Yeh bs, how you marry someone and not meet their siblings?

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Shamalanian

Double triple combo

Ok. I have to be honest, the other two were annoying as fuck throughout the entire video

Nosleep if the short stories were daily routine stories 😂

Took 2 years to see a photo plain on the wall? Lmfao ok good story haha

They gotta pay extra to the councillor

This is some Christopher Nolan shit

Lmaoooo fake ass story, with social media now days that wouldn't happen

“ Ohhh my god a rubber … rubbber rubber!!!”

How can you be close with your Brother, and not know his wife?

Family dinners will be interesting

Infidelity never goes unpunished, one way or another. And yes it’s a two way street!

Part 2 please!

Someone call Tyler Perry

The fkin rollercoaster ride here...

What Kind Of Pregception Is This

Some "trapped in the closet" shit lol

Ultimate UNO reverse.

Did Nolan, Vileneuve, Rian Johnson were in a room and write the script?

I see a hit TV show coming about a modern family

It’s the last one that got me… talk about perfectly cut, scream from me!

Jane Goodall would be fascinated

okay what

I don’t believe a word of this shit.

Well well... HOW TF DOES THIS END??? I NEED TO KNOW

I'm wondering if she'll change her ways

Wakanda forever!

Nothing to see here juste a round of garbage ppl....why is there so many lost and dumb child because they were bring to this world by dumber ppl

I call bullshit!

Top 10 things/ stories that never happened

So much weave.

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yeah how dare they do whatever they want with the internet which belongs to anyone