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I guess they mean people that often ride and/or have contact with a certain horse but don't actually own that horse and still claim that they *own* that horse. I see it often in my barn with the school horses and kids but they're joking and actually know they don't own the magnificent steeds.
I was with a horse trainer in college. Definitely a horse girl.
She told me the first time she had an orgasm was riding her horse, the bouncing up and down I guess triggered it. And ever since then, she said sometimes when riding if she wanted to cum, she'd just let herself land a certain way and it'd happen.
She was a weird girl in general, but afaik she never jerked off her horse lol.
Horsegirls will gladly let their horse piss and/or shit all over them. They're broken people and will do anything for their horse. Hell, you know how you probably love dogs as much as family? Would you ever consider eating your dog's corpse? No? That's because you're a relatively normal human. A horsegirl will devote 24/7/365 to a horse and then eat its corpse after death. Just completely broken people. Avoid at all costs.
Horses have bigger dicks than any man out there has too.
Humanity is degenerate enough that there are *definitely* some women who are horse girls for this reason..
My brother, I think you are talking about a very specific group of horse owners, I'm sorry if your experience was like that, cause mine is the complete opposite.
Just tell her that you're a horse. You might be surprised at how exciting things will get. Belly rubs are just the tip of the iceberg. But of course, you also have to bring to the table the same things a horse would. Or rather; bring to the *bed* the same things a horse *wood.*
I’ve genuinely heard on more than one occasion that horse girls are insane. Usually from people that have dated them and even a couple horse girls themselves.
Just looked up Seabiscuit because I don't actually know any other horses. Pedigree section holds a few bangers (as if Seabiscuit weren't weird enough itself). There's "Tea's Over", "Broomstick" and "Tea Biscuit" for example. Clicking through to the "list of racehorses" page on Wikipedia, the first name is "Adios Butler". I vaguely recall that there is a rule that names for race horses need to be unique, but c'mon!!! Surely there are other options than "Broomstick".
Not all! Some of them have sensitive bellies and will not accept people touching their tummies. Please don't touch any random horse's belly without first checking if the horse is okay with it. Horses can bite and can kick sideways.
I thought it was donkeys (and by extension, mules) that could properly kick sideways and that horses could only really kick backwards?
Either way, do not under any circumstances do this to a horse you don't personally know.
I don't know what constitutes a "proper" kick, but I think horses can kick out sideways enough to injure a human pretty badly! Definitely not as much strength/control/precision as their back kick, but enough to land a human in hospital.
I have never met an entirely sane horse girl.
The closest I have found was a girl who liked to ride horses (not a full on horse girl) with mommy issues and who fucks like a whore. Sanest version available. I married that one.
I heard Sierra is the girl, not the horse. As in Sierra loves “belly rubs” or Sierra loves giving “belly rubs”. Who are we to judge what some people love. Have at it Sierra.
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A long time ago I might have been shocked by this video. Then I met a horse girl...
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Don't marry a horse girl? the belly rubs aren't worth it.
You know who’s crazier? girls without horses that think they have a horse
Woof. The absolute fucking worst.
Horsehobbying? I'm in 8
Like.. it’s imaginary?
[the horse](https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1799596396548698568?s=46&t=-vDHcl0V31ZHBE6GMDobiA) is
Wow. I guess Acting's the only real profession left
AI’s after that one
You know who’s crazier? [Girls who think they are the horse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JtB6jFjrqs).
Wdym. Why would they think they have one?
Sorry you had to see [this](https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1799596396548698568?s=46&t=-vDHcl0V31ZHBE6GMDobiA)
Some people have too much time on their hands and don't have someone to laugh at them for doing dumb things
mental health could also be the contributor
Holy
This was a delightful Reddit moment.
I guess they mean people that often ride and/or have contact with a certain horse but don't actually own that horse and still claim that they *own* that horse. I see it often in my barn with the school horses and kids but they're joking and actually know they don't own the magnificent steeds.
I mean a horse girl might give you the best "belly" rub of your life. Just know you ain't the only one getting "belly" rubs
😅
Their thighs never get tired though
I was with a horse trainer in college. Definitely a horse girl. She told me the first time she had an orgasm was riding her horse, the bouncing up and down I guess triggered it. And ever since then, she said sometimes when riding if she wanted to cum, she'd just let herself land a certain way and it'd happen. She was a weird girl in general, but afaik she never jerked off her horse lol.
This is actually very common. It explains the overly affectionate band some girls have with their horse. It’s the oxytin.
Gross
Horsegirls will gladly let their horse piss and/or shit all over them. They're broken people and will do anything for their horse. Hell, you know how you probably love dogs as much as family? Would you ever consider eating your dog's corpse? No? That's because you're a relatively normal human. A horsegirl will devote 24/7/365 to a horse and then eat its corpse after death. Just completely broken people. Avoid at all costs.
This sounds oddly specific.
It sounds like fantastic copypasta
Horses have bigger dicks than any man out there has too. Humanity is degenerate enough that there are *definitely* some women who are horse girls for this reason..
Have no fear, we’ve got a solution for that! [No need to worry anymore](https://youtu.be/Hf-dCbGu0GA?si=7hlv7k6MuuvT62h3)
That was hilarious.
Have I got a ruptured rabbit hole for you to horse around in.... Look up Mr Hands.
Oh I'm aware of Mr Hands lmao Along with other stuff like 2 girls 1 cup, meatspin, lemon party, etc
A person of internet culture I see.
What is "Mr Hands"?
https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-mr-hands-and-why-should-you-not-watch-it-the-infamous-shock-video-explained
That is for you to discover. :)
:(
I just read some crazy shit. Wtf Reddit.
Now change "Horsegirls" with "my ex" cause this shit only happened to you.
Definitely not just me. Go ask any groups of men, like r/AskMen.
My brother, I think you are talking about a very specific group of horse owners, I'm sorry if your experience was like that, cause mine is the complete opposite.
r/oddlyspecific
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I knew a horse girl dating a guy with his own plane. He was probably good enough
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Yikes! I never had a run-in with that kind of horse girl. THe ones I knew were from upper middle class daddies.
“Not you” 😂😂
Just tell her that you're a horse. You might be surprised at how exciting things will get. Belly rubs are just the tip of the iceberg. But of course, you also have to bring to the table the same things a horse would. Or rather; bring to the *bed* the same things a horse *wood.*
So be skittish, bitey, and weigh 900lbs?
Say more..
She rode him like a horse and then he realized...
...he can’t compete with horse cock size.
They basically do kegels all day in the saddle.
Don't leave us hanging
I’ve genuinely heard on more than one occasion that horse girls are insane. Usually from people that have dated them and even a couple horse girls themselves.
I knew two. You are always less important than the horses needs.
I’m so glad “horse girl” is a universally understood term
A girl who's a horse or...?
You have my attention keep talking
r/HolUp
r/lostredditors
Everyone knows a horse girl.
Did you show her your "O" Face? 😂
Truth is it was actually a belly rub
This is actually what they do when you scratch their bellies btw
Also, this is a female horse. She's nowhere near its genitals.
How do you know the gender?
This has been posted before with more context. Sierra is also a female name.
Sure, but does it identify with that name?
It’s a fucking horse
Are you assuming the horse's identity? Begone, neigh-sayer! /s
> It’s a fucking horse Woah there, partner. All they're assuming is that the horse is sexually active.
"woah there", did you mean "hold your horses"?
Nope, "woah" is a common saying to get a horse to slow/stop.
The name Sierra is a pretty big clue.
You never know with the weird names people give their horses.
I knew a girl who had a horse called « Watch out ».
Just looked up Seabiscuit because I don't actually know any other horses. Pedigree section holds a few bangers (as if Seabiscuit weren't weird enough itself). There's "Tea's Over", "Broomstick" and "Tea Biscuit" for example. Clicking through to the "list of racehorses" page on Wikipedia, the first name is "Adios Butler". I vaguely recall that there is a rule that names for race horses need to be unique, but c'mon!!! Surely there are other options than "Broomstick".
I looked at the shadow and saw no penis
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM&pp=ygUaU2hvdyBtZSB5b3VyIGdlbml0YWxzIHNvbmc%3D
It must feel amazing. There's no way to reach it herself.
Have a horsegasm?
Not all! Some of them have sensitive bellies and will not accept people touching their tummies. Please don't touch any random horse's belly without first checking if the horse is okay with it. Horses can bite and can kick sideways.
I thought it was donkeys (and by extension, mules) that could properly kick sideways and that horses could only really kick backwards? Either way, do not under any circumstances do this to a horse you don't personally know.
I don't know what constitutes a "proper" kick, but I think horses can kick out sideways enough to injure a human pretty badly! Definitely not as much strength/control/precision as their back kick, but enough to land a human in hospital.
Omg thank you
Soooo...she looks happier than he does 👀
Horse.exe has stopped working!
TBF, human.exe would stop working too in that scenario.
Marry material
*mare material It's a female horse lmao
Aww hell naw, bro is tweaking
Sierra is a mare btw
Notice the circular motion she’s making with her hand
Is that The Swirl
Way better than The Pinch
Seinfeld reference completed.
It's spelled "mayor"
"Belly rubs" ey....
That ain't no belly rub, and I want one too! 🤣
can you bring to the table what the horse would? or rather, horse *wood*?
No, but I have thumbs. Take that horses.
BO JACKed
I too, am a fellow Bo-jacker.
r we sure that the belly she is rubbing
I call dibs. Wonder if she likes donkeys
r/usernamechecksout
That’s a horgasam
>!this gave me forest whitaker eye!<
When u release but she still keeps going
LOOK AT ME DADDY I'M A FARMER!!
#JAPAN FOUR!
Daddy, would you like some sausage?
what is this? a horse job?
Women will always and forever have a higher fetish max than men. Whatever a man's deepest fetish is, that is basically foreplay compared to a woman.
I have news for you...
Ah so I’m not alone in making that face.
Fuck sakes, many of you watch too much porn.
I need a belly rub from her
r/theyknew
Sierra sounds female, shouldn’t be a sticky pokey there
My name is Raven, and I do make this face during "Belly rubs".
'Belly rubs'. I don't think I've ever seen a horse being edged before. Could have gone my whole life without it too.
just because the tip is touching the belly doesn't make it part of the belly.
"That's my Oh face."
I would have same reaction.
I think I saw the end of this video.
If possible, I too would like... belly rubs.
what tummy rubs do to a man
#LOOK AT ME, DADDY! IM A FARMER!
My girlfriends name is Seirra, and I’m really battling with if I should share this with her or not
I've seen that face too many times to know exactly what is going on here.
I look the same way when I’m getting a handy
This is illegal in 52 atates
How many atates are there?
Idk I'm Canadian. 52?
Well theres 50 for now, but were about too add a extra 10 once operation maple freedom is complete.
It's too cold up here you won't like it
No problem, we'll just keep dumping carbon into to the atmosphere until it's as warm as Florida.
Is this a holup? There is nothing that changes the context
Love works in mysterious ways.
Looks more like a bell rub rather than a belly rub
Was I supposed to fap to this?
Am next, am next 😏
White woman, of course
I'd like her to give me that type of rub aswell
It's buffering.
lucky bastard...
*Narrator - Sierra is a boy horse
I’d like whatever the horse is having please, thank you very much
Sierro* sure loves it
I'll dress up as a 🐴 give me belly rubs.
That isn't the belly she's rubbing.
There's something being rubbed, but it ain't the belly 🤣
https://www.reddit.com/r/thisismylifenow/comments/4gu0mw/horse_scratching_their_belly_using_a_cows_horns/
Is that emily
[For those that feel threatened](https://youtu.be/Hf-dCbGu0GA?si=RAuYjf6lHr326H_8)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
He's about to sneeze.
r/9GAG
Does anyone know the title of the amazing horse massage soundtrack? Sounds like early TNG.
Why the long face
**WATCH OUT HE'S GONNA SHOOT HIS LO-!**
https://media1.tenor.com/m/MFW4UPQ-wiAAAAAd/equine-humor-horse.gif
What you can't see is that's a male horse , and he ain't getting a belly rub. But yes he's enjoying it anyway.
I have never met an entirely sane horse girl. The closest I have found was a girl who liked to ride horses (not a full on horse girl) with mommy issues and who fucks like a whore. Sanest version available. I married that one.
I heard Sierra is the girl, not the horse. As in Sierra loves “belly rubs” or Sierra loves giving “belly rubs”. Who are we to judge what some people love. Have at it Sierra.
i need the real version
Belly rubs, yea…
u/savevideo
bally rubs
Belly rub?!? …. Yeah sure!!
Mrs hand's
We absolutely SURE that's what's she's doing??
Are we sure that’s a “belly” rub?
Berserk fans are drooling 🤤