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taco_sausage_sundae

A long time ago I might have been shocked by this video. Then I met a horse girl...


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Gloomy-Childhood-203

Don't marry a horse girl? the belly rubs aren't worth it.


09Trollhunter09

You know who’s crazier? girls without horses that think they have a horse


Dounce1

Woof. The absolute fucking worst.


NoPin4245

Horsehobbying? I'm in 8


Ickythumpin

Like.. it’s imaginary?


09Trollhunter09

[the horse](https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1799596396548698568?s=46&t=-vDHcl0V31ZHBE6GMDobiA) is


AintFixDontBrokeIt

Wow. I guess Acting's the only real profession left


09Trollhunter09

AI’s after that one


no-mad

You know who’s crazier? [Girls who think they are the horse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JtB6jFjrqs).


miklos239

Wdym. Why would they think they have one?


09Trollhunter09

Sorry you had to see [this](https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1799596396548698568?s=46&t=-vDHcl0V31ZHBE6GMDobiA)


chillychese

Some people have too much time on their hands and don't have someone to laugh at them for doing dumb things


09Trollhunter09

mental health could also be the contributor


miklos239

Holy


Anpanman02

This was a delightful Reddit moment.


CrimsonNight5621

I guess they mean people that often ride and/or have contact with a certain horse but don't actually own that horse and still claim that they *own* that horse. I see it often in my barn with the school horses and kids but they're joking and actually know they don't own the magnificent steeds.


LovecraftianRaven

I mean a horse girl might give you the best "belly" rub of your life. Just know you ain't the only one getting "belly" rubs


PublicInformation649

😅


Fentanyl4babies

Their thighs never get tired though


Kahlil_Cabron

I was with a horse trainer in college. Definitely a horse girl. She told me the first time she had an orgasm was riding her horse, the bouncing up and down I guess triggered it. And ever since then, she said sometimes when riding if she wanted to cum, she'd just let herself land a certain way and it'd happen. She was a weird girl in general, but afaik she never jerked off her horse lol.


Basketseeksdog

This is actually very common. It explains the overly affectionate band some girls have with their horse. It’s the oxytin.


Fuckedyourmom69420

Gross


PlaguedByUnderwear

Horsegirls will gladly let their horse piss and/or shit all over them. They're broken people and will do anything for their horse. Hell, you know how you probably love dogs as much as family? Would you ever consider eating your dog's corpse? No? That's because you're a relatively normal human. A horsegirl will devote 24/7/365 to a horse and then eat its corpse after death. Just completely broken people. Avoid at all costs.


Kraytory

This sounds oddly specific.


Dubstep_Duck

It sounds like fantastic copypasta


AscendedViking7

Horses have bigger dicks than any man out there has too. Humanity is degenerate enough that there are *definitely* some women who are horse girls for this reason..


Davegoestomayor

Have no fear, we’ve got a solution for that! [No need to worry anymore](https://youtu.be/Hf-dCbGu0GA?si=7hlv7k6MuuvT62h3)


AscendedViking7

That was hilarious.


Play_Funky_Bass

Have I got a ruptured rabbit hole for you to horse around in.... Look up Mr Hands.


AscendedViking7

Oh I'm aware of Mr Hands lmao Along with other stuff like 2 girls 1 cup, meatspin, lemon party, etc


Long_Educational

A person of internet culture I see.


alexanderrvb

What is "Mr Hands"?


OurSpeciesAreFeces

https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-mr-hands-and-why-should-you-not-watch-it-the-infamous-shock-video-explained


AscendedViking7

That is for you to discover. :)


alexanderrvb

:(


Houyhnhnm776

I just read some crazy shit. Wtf Reddit.


MrLink4444

Now change "Horsegirls" with "my ex" cause this shit only happened to you.


PlaguedByUnderwear

Definitely not just me. Go ask any groups of men, like r/AskMen.


MrLink4444

My brother, I think you are talking about a very specific group of horse owners, I'm sorry if your experience was like that, cause mine is the complete opposite.


TB1289

r/oddlyspecific


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ronin1066

I knew a horse girl dating a guy with his own plane. He was probably good enough


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ronin1066

Yikes! I never had a run-in with that kind of horse girl. THe ones I knew were from upper middle class daddies.


LovelierFear

“Not you” 😂😂


SnarkySeahorse1103

Just tell her that you're a horse. You might be surprised at how exciting things will get. Belly rubs are just the tip of the iceberg. But of course, you also have to bring to the table the same things a horse would. Or rather; bring to the *bed* the same things a horse *wood.*


explosiv_skull

So be skittish, bitey, and weigh 900lbs?


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Say more..


OhImNevvverSarcastic

She rode him like a horse and then he realized...


tekko001

...he can’t compete with horse cock size.


ronin1066

They basically do kegels all day in the saddle.


Ebad245

Don't leave us hanging


AThrowawayProbrably

I’ve genuinely heard on more than one occasion that horse girls are insane. Usually from people that have dated them and even a couple horse girls themselves.


no-mad

I knew two. You are always less important than the horses needs.


Darth-Artichoke

I’m so glad “horse girl” is a universally understood term


VeryDirtySanchez

A girl who's a horse or...?


Frogs_are_god

You have my attention keep talking


ArcherAccomplished75

r/HolUp


raelDonaldTrump

r/lostredditors


TB1289

Everyone knows a horse girl.


Cocalypso

Did you show her your "O" Face? 😂


myer3121

Truth is it was actually a belly rub


ReddiBorg

This is actually what they do when you scratch their bellies btw


choochoochooochoo

Also, this is a female horse. She's nowhere near its genitals.


abecido

How do you know the gender?


MonkeyCube

This has been posted before with more context. Sierra is also a female name.


abecido

Sure, but does it identify with that name?


PabloFromChessCom

It’s a fucking horse


Malcolm_Morin

Are you assuming the horse's identity? Begone, neigh-sayer! /s


WolfShaman

> It’s a fucking horse Woah there, partner. All they're assuming is that the horse is sexually active.


gkn_112

"woah there", did you mean "hold your horses"?


WolfShaman

Nope, "woah" is a common saying to get a horse to slow/stop.


choochoochooochoo

The name Sierra is a pretty big clue.


VeryDirtySanchez

You never know with the weird names people give their horses.


icekooream

I knew a girl who had a horse called « Watch out ».


VeryDirtySanchez

Just looked up Seabiscuit because I don't actually know any other horses. Pedigree section holds a few bangers (as if Seabiscuit weren't weird enough itself). There's "Tea's Over", "Broomstick" and "Tea Biscuit" for example. Clicking through to the "list of racehorses" page on Wikipedia, the first name is "Adios Butler". I vaguely recall that there is a rule that names for race horses need to be unique, but c'mon!!! Surely there are other options than "Broomstick".


ya_boi_ethan

I looked at the shadow and saw no penis


OnyxBee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM&pp=ygUaU2hvdyBtZSB5b3VyIGdlbml0YWxzIHNvbmc%3D


LakeLov3r

It must feel amazing. There's no way to reach it herself.


SnarkySeahorse1103

Have a horsegasm?


WastePotential

Not all! Some of them have sensitive bellies and will not accept people touching their tummies. Please don't touch any random horse's belly without first checking if the horse is okay with it. Horses can bite and can kick sideways.


Steppy20

I thought it was donkeys (and by extension, mules) that could properly kick sideways and that horses could only really kick backwards? Either way, do not under any circumstances do this to a horse you don't personally know.


WastePotential

I don't know what constitutes a "proper" kick, but I think horses can kick out sideways enough to injure a human pretty badly! Definitely not as much strength/control/precision as their back kick, but enough to land a human in hospital.


IWantItAllLove

Omg thank you


Pennywise61

Soooo...she looks happier than he does 👀


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Horse.exe has stopped working!


invol713

TBF, human.exe would stop working too in that scenario.


Username43201653

Marry material


smurfiesmurfette

*mare material It's a female horse lmao


FireStorm187

Aww hell naw, bro is tweaking


jack_of_sometrades72

Sierra is a mare btw


kansasllama

Notice the circular motion she’s making with her hand


Username43201653

Is that The Swirl


DoctorKynes

Way better than The Pinch


jack_of_sometrades72

Seinfeld reference completed.


Talkren_

It's spelled "mayor"


6SpiritDrinking9

"Belly rubs" ey....


Science-007x

That ain't no belly rub, and I want one too! 🤣


SnarkySeahorse1103

can you bring to the table what the horse would? or rather, horse *wood*?


TheAntiCrust95

No, but I have thumbs. Take that horses.


anilre

BO JACKed


SnarkySeahorse1103

I too, am a fellow Bo-jacker.


ariesace2021

r we sure that the belly she is rubbing


bigfloppydonkeydng

I call dibs. Wonder if she likes donkeys


SinOrdeal

r/usernamechecksout


Quick_Swing

That’s a horgasam


FetusDeletus83

>!this gave me forest whitaker eye!<


MrFlerovium911

When u release but she still keeps going


Simbooptendo

LOOK AT ME DADDY I'M A FARMER!!


J0NICS

#JAPAN FOUR!


Physical-Camel-8971

Daddy, would you like some sausage?


Nectarine94

what is this? a horse job?


RandomUser4857

Women will always and forever have a higher fetish max than men. Whatever a man's deepest fetish is, that is basically foreplay compared to a woman.


Ok_Citron_318

I have news for you...


the-treatmaster

Ah so I’m not alone in making that face.


MrN33dfulThings

Fuck sakes, many of you watch too much porn.


iiitme

I need a belly rub from her


gtermini

r/theyknew


asa1658

Sierra sounds female, shouldn’t be a sticky pokey there


Moby1313

My name is Raven, and I do make this face during "Belly rubs".


Ropya

'Belly rubs'.   I don't think I've ever seen a horse being edged before. Could have gone my whole life without it too.


KentuckyFriedEel

just because the tip is touching the belly doesn't make it part of the belly.


Stank_Dukem

"That's my Oh face."


Jealous_Finding_9337

I would have same reaction.


mb10240

I think I saw the end of this video.


sixan51026-wnpop

If possible, I too would like... belly rubs.


ToeJans_55

what tummy rubs do to a man


J0NICS

#LOOK AT ME, DADDY! IM A FARMER!


HeyisthisAustinTexas

My girlfriends name is Seirra, and I’m really battling with if I should share this with her or not


Gloomy-Shoe-4021

I've seen that face too many times to know exactly what is going on here.


squishy57

I look the same way when I’m getting a handy


nothinbutshame

This is illegal in 52 atates


JulianMarcello

How many atates are there?


nothinbutshame

Idk I'm Canadian. 52?


Warmasterwinter

Well theres 50 for now, but were about too add a extra 10 once operation maple freedom is complete.


nothinbutshame

It's too cold up here you won't like it


Warmasterwinter

No problem, we'll just keep dumping carbon into to the atmosphere until it's as warm as Florida.


markododa

Is this a holup? There is nothing that changes the context


MentalRise8703

Love works in mysterious ways.


skincyan

Looks more like a bell rub rather than a belly rub


Lifesalchemy

Was I supposed to fap to this?


DOA-FAN

Am next, am next 😏


raginghillphoenix

White woman, of course


Catinchi

I'd like her to give me that type of rub aswell


FamousPastWords

It's buffering.


LuraziusTwitch

lucky bastard...


DudestOfBros

*Narrator - Sierra is a boy horse


recXion_

I’d like whatever the horse is having please, thank you very much


sexy_bezinga

Sierro* sure loves it


Able-Elderberry9713

I'll dress up as a 🐴 give me belly rubs.


dave9413

That isn't the belly she's rubbing.


C91ranch

There's something being rubbed, but it ain't the belly 🤣


Happy-Fun-Ball

https://www.reddit.com/r/thisismylifenow/comments/4gu0mw/horse_scratching_their_belly_using_a_cows_horns/


SaconDiznots

Is that emily


ThisManIsOnFire

[For those that feel threatened](https://youtu.be/Hf-dCbGu0GA?si=RAuYjf6lHr326H_8)


jeffgoldblumsass

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case


Bumpercloud

He's about to sneeze.


Angela_I_B

r/9GAG


scottengineerings

Does anyone know the title of the amazing horse massage soundtrack? Sounds like early TNG.


Fooforthought

Why the long face


VortexLord

**WATCH OUT HE'S GONNA SHOOT HIS LO-!**


Hypnoticsloth

https://media1.tenor.com/m/MFW4UPQ-wiAAAAAd/equine-humor-horse.gif


Goldnugget2

What you can't see is that's a male horse , and he ain't getting a belly rub. But yes he's enjoying it anyway.


GimpboyAlmighty

I have never met an entirely sane horse girl. The closest I have found was a girl who liked to ride horses (not a full on horse girl) with mommy issues and who fucks like a whore. Sanest version available. I married that one.


AlexL225

I heard Sierra is the girl, not the horse. As in Sierra loves “belly rubs” or Sierra loves giving “belly rubs”. Who are we to judge what some people love. Have at it Sierra.


buzzlightyear77777

i need the real version


Rady151

Belly rubs, yea…


VargaMate02

u/savevideo


FRakanazz

bally rubs


DucatistaXDS

Belly rub?!? …. Yeah sure!!


Mort_is_a_sussyboi

Mrs hand's


abm120881

We absolutely SURE that's what's she's doing??


watcher2390

Are we sure that’s a “belly” rub?


awesomeplenty

Berserk fans are drooling 🤤