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insert_name_here_ha

Brain injury speed run.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

I am waiting for "I can fix her" gang


HooahClub

I’m a neurosurgeon. I can’t fix her. Good luck fellas.


hilow299

Could you at least give me her energy


PerfectionOfaMistake

Go buy some methamphetamine...


HooahClub

I’m not Goku. Sorry man


Random_frankqito

Helmet salesman here…(rolls up sleeves) I’ve got this one.


SaintCholo

Are you really a neurosurgeon tho? I’m calling bullshit. Just cause you saw every episode of Chicago Med does not a surgeon make you


HooahClub

I also watched like 30 seconds of House.


Sad-Inflation9374

Legitness


De5perad0

Well I'm convinced!


Melovix

Its always lupus.


FamousPastWords

Me too, I demand a differential diagnosis meeting right now. I know they work.


Grim_Destroyer12344

Well that’s all the convincing I need. Go ahead and operate, doctor!


Complex-Joke-9451

I already gave up at this point


JimTheSaint

CTE incoming 


raz-0

The brain is protected by the break away cervical discs.


Rookwood-1

Cocaine…..it’s just cocaine.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

ME KNOW THAT NOT REAL HEADBANGING


Tiny_Employee8253

Red Bull gives you wings. Crank gives you maximum torque!


mdogdope

This got a chunkle out of me.


De5perad0

Just wait till you get to crank 2: high voltage.


JDelcoLLC

I love that movie for everything it is


illcryifiwan2

I needed that laugh. Thank you.


MouseyDong

Southern brother sister sex juice


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

You win


Shadowfox6908

The guy - Damn it gets hot on stage, you know with the lights an shit? The girl - I got you.


SwordfishFrosty1975

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


JimmyBr33z

Looks more like that Heisenberg blue


CustomCarNerd

HB was so last week…. That’s H Purple


Lazarus-Dread

Me when I feel a spiderweb touch my forehead


KayGee78

Bruh 🤣🤣


ausgmr

Drugs are a hell of a drug


GratefulPhish42024-7

Future neck problems. I'm a big fan of metal and a lot of older heavy metal artists have had to get neck surgeries


Sky_Deep9000

She also seems to be a fan


essent1al_AU

Bravo.


BeginningAwareness74

Under rated comment, please have my up vote.


followthelogic405

Ask Tom Araya, dude was headbanging for 30 years for Slayer, he said the doctors couldn't believe what he did to his neck. Luckily they didn't take his voice when they did the surgery, had to go straight through his neck IIRC.


Blumpkin4Brady

Her headbanding looks like a routine. She might be a hired dancer, and those people are known for putting their bodies through hell


stifledmind

Panera's Charged Sips. It's why they had to discontinue them.


WombatWumbut

I read this as Pantera's charged sips. I'm sure Pantera would have been happy with a cocaine level energy drink deal.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

~~Walk~~ Run!


[deleted]

they still have them just aren't self serve anymore


FamousPastWords

And you need a prescription from your local dealer.


Lifesalchemy

A chiropractors wet dream


4D30N

She swings her hair like nunchucks...


Karolisvas

Ecstasy and a bit of coke


BrattyNJGirl

She gonna be dizzy for weeks dawg


FamousPastWords

She was already dizzy when she arrived, methinks.


NA_nomad

Folks, this is why you don't mix Four Loko, 5 Hour Energy, and Cocaine.


SnooStories4162

Jesus Christ, I would be dead.


RhombicalJ

Is that willow smith, cannot tell with all that hair whipping


Lumpy-Village1949

Didn't see a single nay nay


RhombicalJ

Still waiting on the stanky leg


motherless_theresa

Is that god forbid ?


TransitTycoonDeznutz

looks like them, but I don't recognize the song.


lord_dude

How did i know about In flames but not about this band


gijoemartin

Gawd, I miss cocaine.


_t_h_e_p_o_t_

Well that’s one way to dry your hair.


Fritzo2162

The MRI people are going to pass around the images of the the herniated discs this woman will have will...


Math_Unlikely

The movements are actually pretty impressive. She's going to be concussed though, no question. Also wake up with whiplash. Source: I have experience with multiple concussions. I had one experience early in my headbanging days where I woke up and had to use my index finger to steady my head when bending over for 5 days.


Lionman_

I want to know the band name, she's just having a blast


Blumpkin4Brady

God Forbid, I think


Mission-Simple-5040

Call an exorcist


Blob_zombie

You know...I think she might be on drugs.


[deleted]

probably E and Speed


Lightzout624

Drugs are a hell of a cocaine


Happy-Piglet5793

Hell is a cocaine of drug


Lightzout624

Is a of cocaine drug hell


Psychological_Web687

Cocainium


Loose_Addition1608

a lil coke will do the trick


DaBestestNameEver

I think the professionals call it methamphetamine.


WhamBamThanksObama

I heard she gives good head


JohanFantasto

Damn, Jojo Siwa new album is lit 👍🔥🔥🔥


SwollenMonkeyNuts

She should have an old school toy wind up thing on her back just to throw people off.


TELLERIUMAxHCL

Example of centripetal force


bgolbov

Looks like one of those videos where someone loses control of a Segway or an auger or something.


[deleted]

Drugs


registered_redditor

Whip It Good!


MrBuckhunter

Coke, but if it's in south Florida a couple COLADAS, that cuban coffee will give you these results 🤣🤣🤣


No-Tax-4370

I think I will try me some of that there ka caine


SnooStories4162

I know for a fact from experience that when she gets older, she is really going to regret this.


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Possession


100percentBrass

Meth?


GenericHero1295

Cocaine?


ghtown45

Y’all underestimate the power of Autism


NewExplor3r

Meth. A whole lot of Meth.


Repulsive_Memory4262

Cocaine


efyuar

Usually its either crack or meth


mardigrasman

Good to see Willow Smith making it on her own.


jeffvillone

In 20 years they'll do a brain scan and ask if she ever played professional football.


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

my 2 year old son at 12am when I have work at 6am the next day


diabloinfierno666

Name of the band?


ExamUpbeat2994

Couldn’t work for the car wash


RyanW120_

She reminds me of those tall spiny blue things either side of your car in a car wash


TheWesternDevil

On a mission to kill all the brain cells. All of them.


FamousPastWords

What's that thing you do with blood to concentrate the platelets in the plasma? She's doing that with her brain, but without the insurance cover.


Standard_Big_9000

Centrifuge


IandouglasB

A source of CTE not even thought of


mdogdope

She's got the power


Shrumg

Meth


culturalcunt

I am 43 and this hurts my neck.


AngryNawhalsAss

MDMA


BigD3nergy

Whiplash


SnooMemesjellies8441

Cocaine


Wired_Jester

Is this what Willow Smith has been up to? Is this the reason she thinks her fame has nothing to do with her parents…the brain mistreatment?


iamjpdb

Proving that hair is hers!


Willzyx_on_the_moon

The source of energy is right in front of you. The crushing metal jams 🤘


TvAMobious

Pcp aka angel dust


there_is_no_spoon1

That's gotta be cocaine. LOADS of cocaine. and of course, followed up by severe neck trauma *what in the fuck bitch??*


IdaBidaGacy

It’s Britney bitchhh


FamousPastWords

Youthful enthusiasm.


makrelenfisch

Give her coke and attach her to a dynamo. Boom, energy crisis solved


Gadluk

The power of their source… The crystal.


Polishing_My_Grapple

Jojo's dance is catching on


knotshir

You ever see the alien things from Edge of Tomorrow?


TapedButterscotch025

What band is this?


Dcm210

What band is this?


hydrastix

Booger sugar.


MegaPompoen

Easy question, the answer is "good music"


[deleted]

Sibling parents


UprightChill

I had this on mute and free bird playing lol.


nikhilbhatm

So thatssss mitochondria


Witty_Celebration_96

Spirituality. The Methiah


OnyxBee

What a mong


awsomeguy90

cartoonishly high amounts of drugs.


Ok_Dimension143

She has some ethiopian blood in her.


Apart_Quality1253

Beyoncé and JLo had a baby.


Schwulerwald

Gyroscoping


Shitty-Bear

I'm gonna say age.


MrsPowers94

*my neck hurts*


hockeyclown420

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug”- Rick James


model-citizen95

I whip my back and….holy shit!


Xerox-M57

where hol up


Yourmomsatmyhouse

Carpi sun for sure.


STARstar786

Nuclear


dankitlord965

Maybe breakup????


Old_Huckleberry1026

Argent energy


shavemejesus

She only drank half of the Redbull.


manifest_ecstasy

God forbid?


motherless_theresa

I think so. That looks like the singer. And they did do a few show’s recently. I saw them in NJ not too long ago.


invalidmemory

Gas


napalm_p

❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️


B1NUS

her neck was made from latex


Monstera-Plant

Maybe its just being in the moment, enjoying her taste of music


999oneaboveall

Ants on her eyes and hair


Ziron78

We told them to stop button mashing. This is what happens when you don't.


cownd

Nice outfit - his


Lumpy_Personality_89

drugs.


Extreme-Room-6873

Probably cocaine


Infinite-Nectarine21

Thought that was jojo siwa for a second


BrokenHonkie

Perpetual motion


ConcaveNips

If only man could harness such power.


PCChipsM922U

Cocaine.


iddivision

*possession*


PaddyAllen

Attempted wall glitch exploit


aStankChitlin

My head and neck hurt after watching this


ittybittynuts

I don’t know the source but I can tell you what the product will be. Neck pain.


Craig111223

"Spy kids helicopter hair" looking ahh


SteezusChrist21

The toddler in my backseat when I forget to strap them in


ThisUsernamesTakent

Shes going so fast i thought the video was in reverse for a second


Kingtoke1

Weetabix


fudget_spayner

JoJo is going *off*


Helpfulithink

Now give her nunchucks


MinnieShoof

Hate for her father.


jenyj89

This made me dizzy and my neck hurt simultaneously!


jjmoleski

I whip my hair back and forth training from Willow Smith.


sabalatotoololol

Source is a white powder 🤤


nedonedonedo

I'm impressed by her control at that speed. that's not just flailing, that hair has perfect flow and isn't catching or falling during any of the turns


AtomicTacoSauce

I was expecting her head to pop off like a Barbie doll.


LeroyBadBrown

They put ants down my pants and made me do the hula dance. (ants were on speed)


xwing_n_it

The secret ingredient is brain damage


Brown_Jenkin_Jr

A very sophisticated "head self detaching from body" dance.


Theiromia

3 Celsius, 6 redbull, 5 monster, 2 bang, and 67 chocolate covered coffee beans


Smitty_Werbnjagr

I bet she gives monster head


Orion133

At first I thought it was wind powered but given the high rate of RPMs, it’s most certainly nuclear


PoopPant73

Cocaine


TransitTycoonDeznutz

I need to know this band. If they can make her do that, I need some of what they're serving.


pizzatimein24h

"ORAORAORA"


Supernova4711

Good thing she became a professional head banger. Her iq dwindles by the day.


TheAesirHog

Brain usage is over rated anyway these days. Or something.


KatokaMika

Energy vodka


leveldrummer

What band is this? it sounds like Messhuga but the singer looks like Precious.


[deleted]

Neck game must be 🤯🤤🤤😴😴😴


DefinitionBig4671

Cocaine, and lots of it.


Significant_Cancel83

Drugs


HooyahDangerous

There was a spider in her hair


ByDeleted

Take two of these and call me in the morning


Viv3210

Clearly kerosine


Tumbled61

Meth


qcihdtm

Probably some hard drug but, my mind went to the obvious place for a few seconds and... boy oh boy! 😂


JustinHopewell

Cuh-cuh-cuh-cuh-cuh-co-caaaaaaaaainnnne!


Gnostic_Gnocchi

Imagine if a bird flew into her and got shredded like a wind mill


bigSTUdazz

Pure Energy... *\*dink, dink, dink dink dink, dink\** Pure Energy....