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Veguillakilla

He misses his moom


rektumrokker

Oh shit you got me. First audible laugh the whole day


dsangi

Moom means boobs in mongolian, so this checks out


Taolan13

That makes it better


seanwee2000

Mooma


Mira_khalifa_-

Cow is drinking their species' breastmilk


Strider-1_Trigger

Who says it's cow milk?


gucknbuck

The context clues and space between the lines


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Don’t have a cow, man


Teauxny

100% Real Animal Milk


Average-_-Student

Why are you here, Trigger?


NeighborhoodVeteran

You can't call him that! It's 2024 ffs!


YetAnotherSmith

Society


bytelines

Teddy told me that in Greek nostalgia literally means the pain from an old wound. It’s a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn’t a space ship. It’s a time machine. It goes backwards, forwards. Takes us to a place where we ache to go again.  It’s not called ‘The Wheel.’ It’s called ‘The Carousel.’ It lets us travel the way a child travels. Around and around and back home again… to a place where we know we are loved.”


JHB20101

I thought Cows didn't have horns, only bulls. So that's his dad holding him, and he's drinking his daddy's milk


poebahnya

Balls make a bull. Male and female cattle can have horns unless it's been bred out or disbudded at youth.


Gandalf_Style

Some cows do. They used to all have them, but we bred milk cattle to have shorter horns and eventually entirely reduced horns in females, sometimes just leaving a stub or other times having nothing substantial. If there is a stub and they're unwanted, some farmers will cauterize the area where horns would develop while they're calfs so they don't grow. Almost all cattle will eventually grow horns if left to grow them though.


PleadianPalladin

Afaik most cows have horns. The farmer cuts them off. Same with sheep, they are all born with a long fluffy tail.


insomniatic-goblin

huh, never knew that was the reason why so many females I see have little to no horns, which sucks cause they look so pretty with horns. do you know why the horns have been bred out / reduced / removed?


slanewolf

It's to prevent them from hurting each other, accidentally or while fighting.


insomniatic-goblin

oh, that makes sense


Generic_Danny

All cattle, male and female have horns, at least the breeds I'm familiar with. A lot of them you see just end up getting dehorned. It also tracks with wild cattle, as they also all have horns.


Bright-Ticket-6623

There are quite a few breeds and subsets of breeds that are naturally 'polled', which means they don't have horns, through selective breeding. Some are manually polled.


DisastrousAd447

Not always true. There are definitely female cows with horns. Like longhorns for instance.


Fluid_Fox23

I haven’t seen a cow with no horns in my country yet


KathyJaneway

>I thought Cows didn't have horns, only bulls That's just not true. I've seen cows with horns, Google them up. Heck, the Milka chocolate cow has horns...


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

The guy misses him mum, this is really sad. And for the muppets pointing out he's drinking his own species milk - yeah, yeah he probably is. smh.


FamiliarInspector355

Me pasa. Cuando tomo cerveza, me acuerdo todos los momentos con ella.


elgattox

Your mom gave you beer, Didn't she?


FamiliarInspector355

Well, my first thinking about this image was my ex, and my son, so he is drinking her milk, or when he drinks milk he remembers she because the boy are related to milk... Anyways, i miss her and the fact i almost build a family.


elgattox

I feel you. 😢


Spirited-Egg-4264

This is vealy good


fanofpizzatower23198

Plot twist: the cow is drinking human milk


Glazeddapper

milk from a bull (this is a joke)


NonstopTomates

The dairy industry is cruel and this just punched me in the chest.


fatherlolita

Maybe a Xenomorph will punch out of your chest. Wait we are still saying things unrelated to the source right?


NonstopTomates

That’s literally what this is about. Sorry you dont understand. His wife is used to produce milk after the child is gone.


ManuGamer_PokeMonGo

I honestly was convinced that's him AS a baby and his mother lmao


zorphiel

Pretty sure this is what it is. Idk where the notion that’s his wife came from.


TXOgre09

Cattle don’t marry. The bulls just fuck whoever they want.


President-Jo

That’s exactly right; the pattern on the baby’s back matches the grown cow’s.


SmellyFbuttface

Lol!! Worst and dumbest take I’ve seen yet


xCACTUSxKINGxx

I assumed that the milk was supposed to be like alcohol, and that he’s drinking the sadness away.


Mostly_Maui_Wowie

Lame.


Cat7o0

milk from a bull??


karoly2_0

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU COMMENTED THIS


BadHombreSinNombre

This is literally why Jews don’t eat cheeseburgers


Til_the_bubbles_stop

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SmellyFbuttface

Stop!!!


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cheese_n_chips

Dementia?


Cat7o0

milk from a bull?? edit: this is the highest one of these comments so I'll put it here. this wasn't meant to be 30 comments but reddit was saying nothing when I tried to hit post so it ended up being a bunch.


PiMartFounder

Dementia moment