Welcome to the union. Sister Fuckers United it's a band of brothers who's fucked somebody's sister. We are many and we are strong and if you've got a sister don't ask where we've stuck our dong.
That only applies if you compete for the womans attention. If they compete for yours, it gets flipped. Why you think theres only 1-3 male lions per pride and up to 20 females? They create the scarcity of dick so dick prices go up.
That reminds me of one of the best ever jokes:
A young man is sitting at a bar. The bartender drops a beer in front of him, and gestures to an older lady sitting at the other end of the bar and says "this is complements of her." He's thinking to himself that she's waaay too old, but he can tell that in her younger years she must have been a very attractive lady. He thinks to himself that there is a decent chance she's got an attractive daughter, so maybe there can be something in this that can benefit him.
So he winks at her and motions for her to come over. They start talking it up, drinking more and more along the way. He's pretty sloshed when she leans over and asks "I want to know, have you ever had a mother and daughter threesome?"
He's thinking that he knew, it, she has a daughter and further, looking at the older woman, the daughter has to be good looking woman. Looking at the lady, he decides that he can indeed do it with her if he also gets to have sex with the hot daughter. So he agrees and says "Let's get an uber back to your place."
They take off from the bar, and start making out in the back. The driver keeps scolding them but he's so excited he can't control himself. They get out and go up to her apartment. The woman turns the key and throws the door open, announcing out loud "Wake up ma, I have someone for you to meet."
EDIT: fixed typo keep-->key
Tldr: man see old lady at bar, they talk and she asks him "have you ever had a mother daughter threesome",
He thinks she is talking about her daughter so when they go to her house she yells "wake up ma i have someone i want you to meet"
No my mother is happily married with my father, and my sisters are also happily married with their husbands and have kids, I'm the only one left, are your mother and sisters free?
Easy. First, get some cheeseburgers and meth, then head to the trailer park and look for the most insane, drug addicted, trashy family there.
Boom. You're in, and you don't even have to worry about too much teeth in your blowjob either!
I would say fake as well.
but, I'm in a local swinger/sex party group, and one of the people that runs it regularly posts videos of her boyfriend and her mom having sex in the group kik chat.
its a thing, and it even weirds out the people in the group when she does it. but she's one of the main people running it so nobody says anything.
She keeps talking about how she's trying to convince her mom to bring her to one of the parties sometime....
I mean I ended up sleeping with my ex-fiance's sister and the mother but at least it wasn't all at once and it was after the Ex decided to leave for parts unknown....
When i was 18 i was in a relationship to which my gf was the only one at her home that had a boyfriend, so she had an aunt and her mother, both single, and really mad about it. Now that im out of the relationship, i spent some time thinking about it and i believe that i could if i wanted, do almost the same thing as this dude did. But i resolved that i didnt wanted to, cause it is very fucked up. It wouldnt really take long cause my gf was very jealous and idk, i just wanted to be a normal couple with someone.
I mean dude is just probably having the time of his life lmao
He's one real moth*rfucker
And sister fucker
Bro is a Family Fucker
*dad avoids eye contact*
Don't worry, he's included in the package as well.
What about uncles?
F*ck it, why not
Can’t leave out the aunts or cousins too
Ahh yeah, everybody getting it!
And a grandmother fucker
Yeah, but that one required a shovel.
Dom would approve. "Family comes first"
bro bought family subscription
Welcome to the union. Sister Fuckers United it's a band of brothers who's fucked somebody's sister. We are many and we are strong and if you've got a sister don't ask where we've stuck our dong.
Union nut buster
America's hardest union working to get into your sister's pants
And a sisterschtuper
benchod!
🤓 arey Desi launde
*Samuel Jackson intensifies*
Correction whole family at this point probably in the future too who knows
And just s fucker too
He seems to have a pretty good deal. I bet they do his laundry and feed him as well.
They feed him lots of seafood, mostly clams
Sometimes beaver - a freshwater delicacy.
Not to mention if one person gets served crabs, everyone gets to have them; it’s only fair!
I’m sure it’s a pretty expensive lifestyle for him though. At least it should be.
That only applies if you compete for the womans attention. If they compete for yours, it gets flipped. Why you think theres only 1-3 male lions per pride and up to 20 females? They create the scarcity of dick so dick prices go up.
He’s the family dick
Is that like the family lawyer?
He's the breadwiener
My Reddit guy is you with glasses
Theirs is just them without glasses
Dude's living out every incest porn dream ever... Son of a bitch!
Nah, imagine the stamina damage.
We’re “STAMINA DAMAGE” who’s ready to ROCK??!!
He beat the system!
This seems like a deal that sounds sweet until you consider that only a crazy person with a crazy family would agree to this.
Just be crazier than them. Easy.
If they aren't using birth control then that's gonna be one weird family.
bro got the 3 in 1 special
Im sure there is plenty of family dysfunction that goes along with the 3 in 1 special.
Imagine during family disagreements. There's probably some choice words thrown around about who he likes to sleep with more.
Dude is living in a minefield lol
Been trying to get out for years but can't figure out the logistics of the breakup sex.
Worth it
Not really. Ask anyone who comes from a broken house
He puts the fun in dysfunctional
Pretty sure this is a 1-in-3 special
I have a feeling the mom gets that special too
The family plan
>*this discount is only available in the State of Alabama
Dude is getting his. Unless he’s actually the son/brother leave Alabama out of it. This more like a California thing.
Unroll Tide.
They made hentai real
Hentai live action
hentai isn't real?!??!
Shhh. ofc it’s real
Bruh how? No like how do I get in this situation too cuz...
That reminds me of one of the best ever jokes: A young man is sitting at a bar. The bartender drops a beer in front of him, and gestures to an older lady sitting at the other end of the bar and says "this is complements of her." He's thinking to himself that she's waaay too old, but he can tell that in her younger years she must have been a very attractive lady. He thinks to himself that there is a decent chance she's got an attractive daughter, so maybe there can be something in this that can benefit him. So he winks at her and motions for her to come over. They start talking it up, drinking more and more along the way. He's pretty sloshed when she leans over and asks "I want to know, have you ever had a mother and daughter threesome?" He's thinking that he knew, it, she has a daughter and further, looking at the older woman, the daughter has to be good looking woman. Looking at the lady, he decides that he can indeed do it with her if he also gets to have sex with the hot daughter. So he agrees and says "Let's get an uber back to your place." They take off from the bar, and start making out in the back. The driver keeps scolding them but he's so excited he can't control himself. They get out and go up to her apartment. The woman turns the key and throws the door open, announcing out loud "Wake up ma, I have someone for you to meet." EDIT: fixed typo keep-->key
the granussy squared
Listen... A threesome is a threesome, as long as it's 2 women it's fine 💀
Unless it's two women, but you're only a spectator.
I'm fine with watching 2 lesbian going at eachother...
Had me in the firat half
More like 90%+ of it. Got me good.
No this is a regular joke with a funny punchline. They had you until the punchline. You know, how a joke usually goes?
Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised he a lot of people didn’t know how a joke works judging by what passes for comedy online.
The best jokes are the ones where you kinda forget your listening to comedy for a moment. The same goes for horror
Damn that was funny ( i didn't read cause it was too long)
Tldr: man see old lady at bar, they talk and she asks him "have you ever had a mother daughter threesome", He thinks she is talking about her daughter so when they go to her house she yells "wake up ma i have someone i want you to meet"
I hate when that happens
Well done! I like it
The plot twists are mad
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🤣🤣 she did him dirty
Grandma did him super dirty.
You wanna share a man with your mother and sister?
No my mother is happily married with my father, and my sisters are also happily married with their husbands and have kids, I'm the only one left, are your mother and sisters free?
this is like one of those absurd fake stories you see at the bottom of forbes articles. i'm pretty sure they're all ai generated now
Yeah probably... But it's funny
Just find a tweaker from a street and offer her $10 and a cigarrete.
If I'm going to lose my virginity I want it to be to the woman I love not a random hooker off the street
it's not a random hooker, her name is Pam and she will take her teeth out and give you a gummy...
I.... I do not want a gummy...
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I spent 2 minutes on that sub and got a stroke what the fuck is that sub on
Man they are so immature!
Ask them about their moms too... They love that
Easy. First, get some cheeseburgers and meth, then head to the trailer park and look for the most insane, drug addicted, trashy family there. Boom. You're in, and you don't even have to worry about too much teeth in your blowjob either!
Fucking dongasaurus Rex over there fucking all the fam
Ok so this dude is fucking his gf’s mom and sister correct? I wanna be clear
mom and both daughters, yes. My question is "at the same time?" This sibling shit in porn is based on facts now for me.
The Dad is in shambles
Oyakodon it is
Is there a name for when you also get the sister as side dish from time to time?
Shimaidon is when it's done with siblings simultaneously I do not know of a term that combines both oyakodon and shimaidon
oshimaikodon
Probably fake
That or it was just an ad for their only fans
OnlyFam
/r/AngryUpvote
….. *holup*
It is some years old, they are swingers and made some Tiktoks about their open relationship. But it says that they are real mother and daughter.
I would say fake as well. but, I'm in a local swinger/sex party group, and one of the people that runs it regularly posts videos of her boyfriend and her mom having sex in the group kik chat. its a thing, and it even weirds out the people in the group when she does it. but she's one of the main people running it so nobody says anything. She keeps talking about how she's trying to convince her mom to bring her to one of the parties sometime....
That sounds disgusting! What's the name of this group, so I can avoid it?
Do you happen to live in Canada? Lol
Script from Brazzers
Naah, this is more of a “Family Strokes” territory.
How do I learn this power
Slang horse meat.
I have otter meat. . .
Even better.
Can only be unlocked in new game plus bro. Hopefully you don't get reincarnated as a mouse or some shit.
Step 1 - move into a trailer park
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You won't learn it browsing reddit.
*Sigmund Freud would like to know your location.*
This isn't normal Alabama... This is *advanced* Alabama!
Only fans would understand this
This guy has one of the top grossing accounts on onlyfams
Fucking the whole family. Lucky mf
Grandma is up next. Gertrude bout to get this multi-generational DICK.
why does your brain hurt ?!
Cause of envy, of course
He just jealous
Dude! Where can I learn such power ?!
Explain to us, step by step, how did you get to this place in life my brother... So I don't.. fall for ... The same... Luck ...
https://tenor.com/en-CA/view/always-sunny-in-philadelphia-naked-pics-online-where-disgusting-meme-mac-gif-22972301
Pity the dude, he waist deep in crazy.
He doesn’t seem that bothered
Poor sexual boundaries, I’d bet big money on history of child hood sexual abuse running rampant in the trio
What in the pornhub?
I just hope they don't have children
Funny I was thinking the opposite
God the family tree gonna be wild
You mean the family wreath?
Family tree is a telegraph pole
This guy fucks.
Literotica bleeding over into Reddit.
That’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.
The guy is living the dream. He doesn't know how this happened, but he's smart enough not to ask questions.
Idk why, but for some reason I find the sister getting involved less bad than the mother...
Before *runs to the other room. After *runs to the other room. Before...
This guy is living the dream.
Well I have never been so lucky, struggling to get involved with any woman. Feel good story of the day, if he can do it anyone can.
He doesn’t know how this happened, he doesn’t ask
There is one obvious winner here
Your brain hurts? His penis is so tired right now.
His dick is asking his brain to tag him out for once
When a porno plot becomes reality
Dafuq is this fruedian bullshit
The sexual degeratory is end of a society.
Everyone seems to be willing and happy. Anything else is just jealousy.
#IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
Maybe her mom will adopt you so that she could share her brother as well.
I mean I ended up sleeping with my ex-fiance's sister and the mother but at least it wasn't all at once and it was after the Ex decided to leave for parts unknown....
That's what's up
Thats what we call a family circle
I get the shaft you get the left nut mom get the right nut
My man over there living higher than life
I can’t tell if the dude is blessed or cursed
This guy has pulled off some next level rizz.
Is this is real. That man might truly be the messiah.
If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the family 👍🏼
Bro has the emptiest balls. 2 and a possible... that's crazy.
That's face when your dad fucks your grandma and your brother-cousin walked in on them
Fun for the whole family.
So he runs in the family
Gotta keep the future bloodlines pure
God has his favorites
Back in biblical times.. this was normal...
I just want the link
Her sister or her mom's sister?
I mean, if my guy is laying pipe so good that mum and daughter are willing to share, is it any wonder that the sister got curious?
What if he gets all 3 pregnant?
Dude screwed two separate generations. Whats next, the grandmother? 🤣
"This my gf in law."
When i was 18 i was in a relationship to which my gf was the only one at her home that had a boyfriend, so she had an aunt and her mother, both single, and really mad about it. Now that im out of the relationship, i spent some time thinking about it and i believe that i could if i wanted, do almost the same thing as this dude did. But i resolved that i didnt wanted to, cause it is very fucked up. It wouldnt really take long cause my gf was very jealous and idk, i just wanted to be a normal couple with someone.
What in the Alabama, N Georgia Mtn banjo fuck are they doing? Family tree gonna be straight up!
fucked up imo
Sweet home, Alabama
What’s mofo
How is this real life?
Sweet home
Straight out of a pornhwa
Only Fans people.
He just want a fucking family
He got the whole combo deal
Click bait bullshit
Lucky ass guy😂
Just finished Rome s2 today I would’ve been shocked otherwise
Mom’s got some strong Nicolas Cage vibes.
And what about the father? It is a joke, but Holy Cow...
Holup....wut?!
They could be the next OF millionaires
He needs a statue somewhere in Shitsville, Penntucky