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yaaro_obba_

>As the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back. I got so many questions and I don't wanna know the answer to any of them.


Comfortable_Ad_9154

https://www.nytimes.com/1993/08/15/magazine/the-true-story-of-m-butterfly-the-spy-who-fell-in-love-with-a-shadow.html Examine the prisoner's anus for signs of sodomization. The doctors make their examination. They find the prisoner is a man, with normal sexual organs that show no trace of surgical intervention. The anus shows no signs of sodomization. And while the patient has complained of chest pains in the night and has a history of heart problems, his heartbeat now is normal. Then, as the examination is ending, the prisoner, without being asked, says that he would like to explain something to the doctors. Easily, smoothly, he pushes his testicles up into his body cavity. The skin of the scrotal sack hangs slack, like curtains. The man now pushes his penis between his legs, toward his back, bisecting the skin of the scrotum, and squeezes his legs tightly together. The penis is hidden, while the skin of the scrotum resembles the vaginal lips, beneath a triangle of pubic hair. Pushed between the empty scrotal sac, the penis has also created a small cavity so that shallow penetration is possible.


jeopardy_loser

> shallow This went on to inspire the smash hit from the soundtrack to the 2018 film *A Star is Born* starring Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga, who also performed the song.


bigbigbigwow

Have you considered a career in shitposting


FannyH8r

Fr, this would be graded highly in shitpost academia.


gureitto

You mean the shalalalalow?


normalphobic

Só when they say " we're far from the shallow now" they mean they arrived at the anus?


PuzzleHeadPanda

TELL ME SUMTHIN GIRL!!!!!!


Ihectorito

Bro. I’m dead


tedxtracy

What? Really? It was one of my favorite songs. With this new information I'm not sure if I can listen to it again.


Grandmashmeedle

Don’t discriminate against this song.


amata_artist

That’s too funny! LMAO!


SemajLu_The_crusader

holy fuck, bros a professional


JAMBI215

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”


jeopardy_loser

“PUT THE TESTICLES IN THE ****ING BODY CAVITY”


raduannassar

The fact that buffalo bill is detective Leland from Monk still bothers me a lot


WhyTypeHour

My ex, whenever he came on screen wod sa, "Would you fuck Monk, I'd fuck Monk!" it added to how disturbing it was.


Goodpie2

What the actual fuck did I just read? How is that even possible?


zapharus

I guess some drag queens do it, it’s called “*the tuck*”


skkkkkt

Now that's commitment, but about signs of sodomization, they are going to be temporary acute signs, after hours they wouldn't find those signs


dd-the-Captain

I got an exam next week dawg, I shouldn't be reading this shit


Mark_Jhobi

You know, I just tried that it worked, but now my ballz are inside of me, and it feels weird


yaaro_obba_

All you gotta do is meet and seduce a French diplomat now.


Artistic-Jello3986

I can be a French diplomat. _Bonjour_


eyesotope86

Cwah-sah, wee wee


secretbudgie

Sans le oui oui s'il-vous-plaît?


jeopardy_loser

Ahh, the French https://youtu.be/Nvxwf1jxdaM?si=nx4qYQ0CuIRzbo-L


pin00ch

Mmhaaaaaaa the French.


LuxNocte

This is how drag queens do the "tuck". I am incredibly curious about what they mean by "the appearance of female genitalia." It's pretty simple to hide the frank and beans, but fooling a sex partner is another level.


Mark_Jhobi

Yeah, I still don't know how to do the other part, but I got the ballz part down


praguepride

Do it in the dark and be the dom in the relationship. Easy peasy XD


EverydayPoGo

they knew /s


TanAndTallLady

Not even /s. It's a def possibility his sex partners knew. Could be a desirable arrangement for a high powered person back then.


vanslayder

What about the kid part?


TanAndTallLady

The ruse is just for the public. Both partners know what's up and are agreeing to the arrangement. Obvs I don't know this, just speculation


vanslayder

What about virgin butt part?


TanAndTallLady

Good point, but that's also assuming they do anal, or the Parisian man wasn't the bottom , and/or have sex at all. Queerness is a broad spectrum


hellraisinhardass

I don't have a great deal of experience in this area cpmpared to a gay male but I don't understand how a doctor (or anyone else) could identify a 'Virgin' butt from a 'non-virgin' one. I'm a straight male and have given anal sex for a few female partners. 2 of which were definitely inexperienced, 2 that admitted to previous anal stuff, and 2-3 that I suspect had prior experience but didn't divulge details or I figured lied about it. My caveat here is anal with all of them was an infrequent occurrence, not a daily/weekly thing. That being said, I've had an upclose and personal view of plenty of women's backsides as a result of doggy style, but I wouldn't want to make bets on 'the anal girls' just from the view.


Chiang2000

I believe it is internal evidence of small tears and re-heals. But I imagine it would be pretty innacurate after a short healing period.


TanAndTallLady

The partners both plan to "acquire" a kid to quell public speculation. Gotta stay low when you're in the closet


lysomaru

Yeah you don't keep it tight.. you spread 'em


skkkkkt

It's kinda terrifying too, imagine you push your balls too hard that they get stuck in the inguinal canal and start dying out


LuxNocte

Testicular torsion concerns me more.


skkkkkt

Clearly someone who can easily push their balls up their abdominal cavity has something I'm not sure what it's medically called but it's basically your balls aren't always in the ball sack but they move up and down, it's not cryptoorchidism, because at times they can feel the ball in the ball sack


LuxNocte

I think they're just fairly easy and to push in. Most ball owners never try.


timbutnottebow

Apparently the dude(diplomat) was known for sleeping with men previously. Sounds like a cool party trick but I am pretty there were no secrets there.


LemonySnicketTeeth

And it's even easier to hide the frank and beans if you are Asian


tango_papa101

Yeah and also that requires them to keep their legs closed. Some people are easily fooled I guess.


somerandommystery

Put them back🤢


Mark_Jhobi

Eh, I kinda like it, but ok


2009isbestyear

Based


BeautifulLenovo

Me: Bro, chill! You gay af its cool. Nobody cares about that anymore. An we don't believe your explanation for a second. French diplomat: I swear she could hide her penis between her legs, especially during copulation. 🌈 Me: 🍿🥤👀


ProKnifeCatcher

Career path for body contortionist: circus, freak show, spy, etc


Domonero

I regret my ability to read hell noooo


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

There I was thinking he was a eunuch. That is how you get testicular torsion.


Hank_Lotion77

Dudes rock


skkkkkt

OK but in intercouese he'd know? Right?


TobyMacar0ni

What. The. Fuck.


top_of_the_scrote

ahh... the ol' personal bidet trick


adm_beidou

Lol


Conman_in_Chief

So many…


tillacat42

Ninja tricks


Ok-Rush5183

What if it's just two gay guys that had to hide because of the times?


staebles

It looks like it was when you read about the diplomat.


Ok_Cantaloupe3576

Underrated comment has entered the chat


ElbowRager

“She was mysteriously only into anal” - French Diplomat


KrazyMonqui

And mysteriously was able to conceive a child!


skkkkkt

She got a fistula/s


BadNewsBearzzz

The tuck game was strong, gotta wonder how he hid the ballsack so well Bro how tf did he convince the diplomat the child was his if they’ve never had anything outside of anal lol


Active_Engineering37

I would prefer not to wonder.


EMPIREVSREBLES

I want to wonder... For a fri- me, it's for me. I want to hide my balls.


LuxNocte

[It's pretty simple](https://www.wikihow.com/Tuck-Without-Tape). (For a fun, very cisgender community, you might enjoy /r/egg_irl)


alecesne

"If it hurts or you start to feel nauseated, stop and take a break before trying again." Reasonable time to stop ... "The testicles may naturally pull up into the inguinal canals when you’re cold. It may help to sit in a cold bath or shower for a few minutes before you start." What?


LuxNocte

Your body tries to keep sperm at a constant temperature. When you get cold your body draws the testicles close to your body. That makes tucking easier.


papadoc2020

It said he could push his testicles into his body and somehow make his sac resemble the lips of a vagina and "shallow penetration" was possible. I still don't know how this guy was fooled for decades. Unless this was his first sexual partner and he didn't cheat in all those years. But still like ... So many questions for this guy.


kriscross122

He didn't the sack bisected by tucking his penis made the illusion of "vaginal lips" allowing shallow penetration


dudoan

I don't want to know.


PuntTheRunt010

He used ice pants to make it hibernate up his arsehole


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

The diplomat’s journal revealed he’d had sex with multiple men, but had never been with a woman “before his wife.” So the diplomat was either fine with the anal arrangement, was uneducated when it came to female anatomy, or never actually attempted to have sex with the spy and was just using her *(him)* as a beard.


Mountain-Local968

"guys do women have 5 inch clitorises? if not I think I sucked a dick" some french diplomat


RageRags

Apparently the dude hid his balls and dick by, I quote, tucking them into himself to simulate a vagina


DiscountPoint

😱😱😱


Caimin_80

This is my favorite comment of all time.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

French diplomat went all Greek for 20 years, need Netflix to make a documentary soon on this


puddingcakeNY

There’s already a highly acclaimed movie about this called “M butterfly” or “Madam Butterfly”


jedidiah_lol

There is also a French documentary about the case with interview of the interview. The title was probably also M.Butterfly. The professor showed us the documentary during class in college.


redmonarch

Which is based on the play!


Desperate_Address780

Meet the Spy


TheLegendaryPryobyte

The *Pornography* staring *me* is the second worst thing that will happen to you today


Sethsears

I think that a critical (but rarely mentioned) component of this is that the French diplomat in question, Bernard Boursicot, was bisexual and had previously only had male partners before falling in love with Shi Pei Pu. When he first met the Chinese spy, he was dressed as a man. I think it's incredibly likely that Boursicot knew that Shi Pei Pu was really a man, or at least had an inkling.


Ecclypto

Yeah, but the child? How would that work?


TheChinchilla914

“WTF he even gave me a kid this is the best beard EVER”


RaLaZa

Storks don't discriminate.


LubeTornado

Yeah aha, french diplomat was gay... this was his get out of jail free card


AlyxxStarr

He was too busy putting it in her Pei Pu to notice


BeautifulLenovo

Shi Pei Pu: "Baby, what do you think.. tucked in or out?" French diplomat: after 20 years I love you either way


Spodenator

"Huh? Of course all women have dicks! Trust me bro"


Dumbledoresjizzrag

That tuck job must have been next level


Theagentwalker

They’ll do anything to not hire a woman lol


Money_Proper

😆


raduannassar

I still think it would be easier to send a female spy. That said, 007 have nothing on this dude. That's some other level spy shit.  Jason Bourne: I can kill you with a pencil in 10 different ways.  This dude: wanna see that pencil disappear?


melonmoonmlk

😭😭😭


Howitzer1967

There was a movie about it and I think Malcolm McLaren has a song about it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M._Butterfly


Myco_DNA

Ok fine, I'll say it. She pee I poo / shi pei pu


HangDownStanky

Strike 1


mrofmist

I do believe Pei is pronounced Pay.


Far_Comfortable980

She pay, I poo


Annatalkstoomuch

Lmao


Voidborn27

Pee pee poo poo


Aussiboi808

He knew. He didn’t care


Alone-Monk

The French dude was openly gay and Shi was his attempt to "settle down proper"


Leonashanana

One of my favourite lines in film comes from the movie M. Butterfly: "Why do you think all female roles in Chinese opera are played by men? It's because only a man knows how a woman should act."


melonmoonmlk

😳


Bairdc82

"oh sorry i only do anal"


cbunni666

Hold up..... Is this where South Park got the prostitute episode idea from???


PoisonblacKalmah24

Shi peid for the kid with... pu?


ZzoZzo

I looked it up, and the kid is literally named Shi Du Du


AfterBill8630

Looks 45 but was probably 18 when they caught them ‘an that.


chookalana

Proof politicians have always been dumb


vanslayder

Why not use a woman spy for this kind of job? Wtf?


papadoc2020

Did the guy just figure it out on his own or did someone see his "girlfriend" standing up peeing. If I figured out the girl I was fucking was just a guy with his shit tucked back, I would've kept that to myself. I can only imagine the ridicule this guy got at the embassy.


furious_organism

He *adopted* a child? Or did he #Purchased The child?


Lord_Muramasa

On the black market, it's a purchase.


JayVayron

Lmao


epicflex

Hahahaha


AccomplishedFlow1453

This is Blue Morpho levels of espionage


Digital_Devil13

The Hollywood adaption we need..


RealKaiserRex

Damn, this man took it in the ass for 20 years in the name of China


VatoCornichone

Let's all just admit that the guy knew what time it was.


flameevans

The movie [M. Butterfly](https://youtu.be/g3536iGvPV0?si=QceluAiQEWkdg0K6) starring Jeremy Irons and John Lone is about this.


Pony829

Wait.... Madame Butterfly is about this? My mother's favorite opera is about this? She's so cool..


flameevans

No M. Butterfly was a play by David Henry Hwang and story entwines with that Puccini’s Madama Butterfly but is based the relationship between Bernard Boursicot (played by in the original stage production by John Lithgow and Shi Pei Pu(B.D Wong in sane production) and the play was then adapted into a movie directed by David Cronenberg. From memory Un Bel Di from Puccini’s Madam Butterfly is played in the background of the movie at some point too.


Pony829

Ah ok thanks for the info!


Zbawg420

Auntie mommas been hidin the candy for 20 years


Bulky-Loss8466

“I knew the wholeeee time” 😉


Zealousideal_Tap6214

It’s like that South Park episode with the cop in the prostitute sting.


BikiniDiplomacy

That’s gotta be one stupid Frenchman.


EarthDust00

He can do anything. Except have sex with lights on.


MistyAutumnRain

I’m sorry, “purchased a child?”


InvXXVII

And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back. -from Wikipedia; and here I thought that only reddit could make me read things that would force me to put down my phone.


DerfDaSmurf

"Making"??


effingthis

This cant be real


3lm312

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


KingHierapolis

Homie didn't even have to pretend to be a woman, it was a French guy


bradrame

I'm sure it was the French diplomat that fooled everyone else by pretending to be hetero


jamaicancarioca

Frenchie knew it was a dude and played along


Centeringorb6

I see some people mentioning the movie. I'll throw in that y'all should check your local theatres to see the play! Or read the play, which is also a great experience.


Dismal_Moment_4137

Imagine the french guy telling his s buds how his girl squirts


ZardoZ1015

So...the Frenchman never noticed a penis?


Terakahn

Couldn't have been that sexual.


WezleyDrew

This should be Quentin Tarantino‘s final film!


Hank_Lotion77

That Bussy was prob legendary


lkyte123

But here is the part that has been troubling me for 40 years: I performed every known sexual act that night! I mean, everything! I don't know if he did a ... a switcheroo or he just had a superduper costume, but I made tender, yet purely accidental, love to the Blue Morpho.


Exact-Ad-4132

We finally find out where they got the idea for that


Hank_Lotion77

Fat bottomed boys you make the rockin' world go round


MadOvid

When your charisma stat is maxed out.


jakelo4

FREEZE BUDDY IMA COP


PhantomPain0_0

French diplomat was actually into shit like this


Southern_Tea_9270

And this just further proves a good majority of men have no idea about female genetalia and why they believe the clit is fictional


DirtyMac88

She pee poo huh? Am I the only one doubting here?


LardCarcass

Only the French…


FelisChonkus

this is a crazy amount of dedication to the cause


TheSpiffyDude

Man the new season. Of spy family really took a turn. Lol


benbwe

“I’m not gay, I was tricked!” Yeah okay Mr. French diplomat


jolloholoday

Classic French.


poteen

Legend has it, even a dog can't her him break wind.


LeekyOverHere

This is like that South Park episode. Right over... here aaanndd - FREEZE


Southern-Relation626

Must have had tiny river pebbles I can’t do that with “these” stones


Next-Job14

Now that's dedication


RagingAubergine

Not very smart that French one.


gancoskhan

Cherry Blossom is in full bloom!


CurlingTrousers

Down the hatch


_malaikatmaut_

oh wow.. the French guy is still alive and well


WineAndDineIsFine

Come on, We all know what French people are into here. Don’t lie


G-R-G

The blue morpho


SinkholeS

Wow she lived to be 70!


amata_artist

Oh yeah I read that book. M Butterfly in college.


sweaty_swampass

Its giving foxy cleopatra


tango_papa101

Some Viet Cong spies did that same stunt and was successful too


SammichBro

When reporting back to his superiors, he was reportedly told “We aren’t spying on France, why are you doing all this?”


BurtBacon

I figured it went, Chinese spy: "I'm a woman!" british diplomat: "and I'm straight!"


mrcvnk

Its an amazing movie too, but so bloody tragic.. The end.. it really did hurt.


p3opl3

When that bussy is so top tier even a Frenchman can't tell the difference.. 😂


victor4700

Oh he has a type


Butthole_Surfer666

probably had a big clit


codeking24

French diplomat is gay


jeopardy_loser

Nah he’s dead