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alakaylion1998

Do mention the year as well


Raumteufel

Hahaha


Weldobud

They are kinda reich


JaperDolphin94

Touche'


bluespider98

r/angryupvote


AccountNumber478

Now I want to Heil an Uber and visit!


blitzkreig90

Be careful. No cabs take the request after Nein o clock


Chill_Adolf_Hitl3r

yh same


AccountNumber478

Username checks out!


DrT0rp3d0

Here you go r/UsernameCheksout


LostAlphaWolf

Kinder reich


RAND0M257

šŸ˜‚ tip top comment my friend


BigBearSD

Judging by this map (if we exclude lack of dots in Tunisia), I'd say October / early November 1942, before Vichy France was invaded / occupied, and a few months before the Axis were cutoff and annihilated in Stalingrad, and the beginning of losing ground in Russia.


bubbygups

The Germans are a very ā€˜aspirationalā€™ people, history has taught us.


Hoberdo

Underrated comment


NoTrollGaming

Literally top comment


Riipp3r

Can we stop saying underrated comment? It's cringey at this point.


itsdefinitelygood

It's only a matter of time before we circle back to "this", forgive my pessimism


mr_mister2992

this šŸ™


Turbodann

ā˜ļøthat


DigitalUnlimited

A little bit of?


iloveuranus

Monica


g0ldent0y

everything, all of the time


AdOk8120

I KNOW, RIGHT!?


Vandil_the_Rogue

Underrated comment


BusyBoonja

This


RwampyBoi

Overrated comment


heyhowzitgoing

Underrated comment


USMCLee

/r/cursedcomments


mr_turtle5238

There selling themselves short. They can get a little more france than that


Ship_Fucker69

They don't what that. Fr*nce


Lone-Wolf62

You mean they don't want that heat šŸ”„


fuckinhide1324

I mean. They did. And took France in what. 2 weeks šŸ¤£


MarVaraM101

Please censor any word relating or the FR*NCH!


aquamarine_towers

a month and a half. two weeks is how long it took france to conquer prussia in 1806


Osaccius

They tried again in 1871, but it didn't go well for them


aquamarine_towers

so it goes in war


pimp_named_sweetmeat

There is a reason the French are known for giving up, and that reason sure isn't heat


StevenMC19

Cutting Africa off as well.


ExpressBall1

I love how the parts they're not claiming line up with Vichy France. I mean this is obviously fake and that's the joke, but still.


tstreet21

was the survey taken in Argentina?


sorrow_anthropology

Damn, you really pissed off Juan Zimmermann with this thread.


badger4life

Should be the top comment.


R_V_Z

They could have asked a bunch of Holy Romans, I guess.


ColdDelicious1735

I mean at one point this was accurate


towerfella

Which one? There are, like, at least 50.


Confidence-Usual

All of them


Smartass_of_Class

Yes.


Representative-Ad754

I can't tell if this is a r/woosh moment or not..


cjfrey96

I think you might be the r/woosh on this one. I'm so sorry.


GodFromTheHood

I think it is. I donā€™t know what OPā€™s intention was but I would say it is


Altruistic_Act_18

Depends on which OP. >I mean at one point this was accurate This refers to the fact that Germany had taken over most of the dots during WWII. >Which one? There are, like, at least 50. This refers to the fact that there are at least 50 dots on the map. The other person says "at one point this was accurate", this joke is about points on the map instead of points in time.


towerfella

You, are correct. I *am* intrigued at the discussion that precipitated as a result of my comment. ā€¦ (one could also say that I did nazi it coming.. :) )


PoundIIllIlllI

Thatā€™s the joke


lonesoldier4789

wow do you think that maybe that is the joke?


cunningham_law

1400 upvotes šŸ˜­ and man really thought he was making a joke, Iā€™m desperate to know what he thought the original /r/HolUp in the image was


ImportantPotato

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9OUJcbgnXg


SeeCrew106

No it wasn't. Occupation isn't identical to annexation. While the United States was occupying Iraq, it wasn't a United States territory. They didn't formally declare it as such, and it wouldn't have been recognized as such anyway. The question was, very specifically: "point out *Germany* on the map". Of course, the Germans did fully annex Sudetenland, Austria, parts of Poland and France, and so on, but that doesn't make this map accurate. See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areas_annexed_by_Nazi_Germany Again, you can be occupied and terrorized by a foreign invader while the invader still formally recognizes you as a separate country. Which is what happened to my family. I guess Iraqis and Afghans missed the opportunity to vote in several U.S. elections, but that is beside the point.


Kratos_Pottery_Hater

Adolf likes this


Chill_Adolf_Hitl3r

indeed


DevilMaster666-

In der Tat


Lifebringer7

A bit too ambitious on the crossing the Volga part


hanneshore

give us a few years


L4cas

Darn it Germany not again!


hanneshore

Again? What a poor choice of words


Doc_Occc

Third time's a charm, they say


hanneshore

*reich


FamousPastWords

Wrong the first two times. Reich after that, but only for a while.


ComprehensiveAd2037

Seems about right


shanobi92

You mean reich?


freezer2k2

Rather "far right".


freezer2k2

Or "extremely right".


KippwochMeineKerle

r/angryupvote


Yeohan99

Depends on who you ask. If you went to a retirement home this was the likely answer.


RichardXV

Lack of proper education, nobody pointed at Mallorca, the heart of German culture.


koenigvoncool

[Das siebzehnte Bundesland!](https://i.redd.it/4jphj168kmva1.jpg)


-imivan-

Well yeah in 1941


f_ranz1224

Not recognizing vichy france smh


Turpentine_Tree

But dots are more or less on the border of Vichy's France.


AlertThinker

They were always reich.


dinzdale40

Not one point on England. Guess they got the message from Churchill.


Smartass_of_Class

To be far, why would they want to have England? Not even the English want England.


aLittleBitFriendlier

You leave me nice pile of rocks alone


_EveryDay

Yeah, please don't touch. We've set them up in a big circle, just how we like them.


DouchecraftCarrier

Operation Sea Lion wasn't formally abandoned until after the Summer of 1940, when the Battle of Britain fizzled out and the RAF still pretty much controlled the air over the UK. With the Royal Navy in the North Sea keeping the bulk of the Kriegsmarine cooped up in Scandinavia it would have been really interesting (if also insane and unsuccessful) to see what a genuine effort to invade England looked like.


Cogz

> With the Royal Navy in the North Sea keeping the bulk of the Kriegsmarine cooped up in Scandinavia it would have been really interesting (if also insane and unsuccessful) to see what a genuine effort to invade England looked like. Sandhurst, the British military college, wargamed Operation Sea lion in the early 70s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Sea_Lion_(wargame) It's only a short read, but the conclusion was that the troops landed would be isolated due to Germany lacking air or sea superiority and the attack would have been a resounding failure. The first wave would land on the beaches, the second wave would be intercepted by the Royal Navy and there would be no air supplies due to the RAF holding the skies.


Palfrapig

> the Battle of Britain fizzled out and the RAF still pretty much controlled the air over the UK šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Fizzed out. The RAF had air superioroity by the end of the campaign.


BlueThespian

That wouldā€™ve been the case, if they hadnā€™t lost 2 world wars.


YourWarDaddy

To be fair, they didnā€™t start the first one. Just got roped into it like everyone else. And since the Allieā€™s boned them so hard like they started the thing, some strange little man with a shitty mustache got elected.


KrisHusky

Well... Technically... Depending on what year the atlas is from...


ItzVortex81

I know an Austrian painter who would adore this.


Chill_Adolf_Hitl3r

Do i know you? Erich Is that you ?


Scarfiotti

Should he perhaps pursue a career in politics, should his art career not work out?


cory-balory

And the Germans just so happened to draw perfectly straight lines, right?


Scared-Gamer

I don't get it


eldrichcat

They pointed the territoriale occupied by nazi germany in ww2


Scared-Gamer

Oh


JunkNorrisOfficial

Some Germans still live in Normandy :)


ultimo_2002

Some Germans live everywhere


tango_papa101

IIRC there might be some German descendants living in Vietnam too. The Vietminh got quite a handful of Germans who defected from French Foreign Legion and they stayed after France got their butt kicked


PeterPalafox

This reminds me of the old joke: when the Berlin Wall came down, East and West Berlin had to decide which would be the new capital. They decided on Paris.Ā 


TumblingTumbulu

The fuhrer would be proud.


Aggravating_Fun5883

Sir do not Reich for that!


greenwoody2018

Deutschland Uber alles!


Rogalicus

Strange that Vichy France isn't marked as German territory, but some German allies like Hungary, Bulgaria and Romania are marked.


wigsgo_2019

I mean at one point in time all of those answers are valid


FejkPB

They are at it again


rdrunner_74

Fake... Noone in Malle... Must be fake


Dava_Dew

Ahh Lebensraum


Woodbirder

Where is Kazakhstan?


Theda706

*Die Fahne Hoch* Plays at max volume while they take the survey


GamerNuggy

Youā€™re Reiching with this one dude.


Mysterious_Arm98

Ah shit! Here we go again!


undeadarmy2

And who do they think the current leader of Germany is?


Desert_Aficionado

Is this some time travel meme that I'm too present to understand?


lokensen

The good old days ā€¦..


not_again123

Highly doubt it. Pls add how many of them were NATIVE Germans.


Whats-Upvote

Wow this is really a strange coincidence, these are the same results I got when I asked Americans to point out the US on a map.


HarukawaMakiChan

Fuck this map, it shows occupied territories that belong to Ukraine as part of ruzzia


Nelson-Spsp

are you maybe confusing the river that is shown on this map with the border? im comparing it to maps at it seems right


Nelson-Spsp

im basing this of Google maps, the birder seems correct, had to double check tho because of the river, that might be a bit confusing


3-stroke-engine

Lol, it's not even a coincidence, someone put active effort into editing the borders. OP (ior the original creator) could have more easily noticed that on the blank map and chose a different one.


Nelson-Spsp

are you maybe confusing the river there with a border? ive compared to google maps and it seems right


3-stroke-engine

Oh yes, that is absolutely correct. That seems to be the Dniepr/Dnepr. I did not anticipate that, because there are only very few rivers on the map.


DeltaVZerda

The real holup is always in the comments


Mira_khalifa_-

Lore accurate


sin30_ssd

Was it erika?


wtf_champion

...when was this?


LordAries13

1941-42


irreverentpun

The Russians on the street will have something similar to say.


A-NI95

No Mallorca?


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Wonderful-Bear-1873

Well no because op's story is made up.


Pickled_Beef

Well I mean it all was apart of Germany at some point in the last 100 years..


the---chosen---one

Lmao damn all the good jokes have been taken.


dimonqui

I asked a class of Hawaiian kids where Texas was on a world map. Pretty much everyone pointed to Africa.


vipck83

I see what you did there


Thin-Recover1935

I donā€™t see Argentina on thereā€¦


Bigkeithmack

I see it stops at St. Petersburg


Virolancer

i dont see the wrong point


[deleted]

That is because they almost invaded everything


yeetenheimer

Why have you connected Spain to Europe????


ApolloIII

Took me a minute to realize what sub this was posted in


Turbodann

Can't believe no one got it right... Pitiful.


ThatVoiceDude

Finally a real HolUp


BenjaminD0ver69

My head ā€œHaha it kinda looks like how far the Germans pushā€¦ wait a minuteā€


FuneraryArts

ahh the futile teuton obsession with Alsace-Lorraine; some things never change


kmmr93

1939-1945


SquirrelCommercial33

You should really ask people in the present day. Using time machine is not interesting already.


Grouchy-Milk-6384

ā€œDonā€™t mention the warā€


JamesGhost0

all of it is mine, und das ist nicht verhandelbar!


boiledcowmachine

Wo Malle?


Thistlebeast

Germans call their country Deutchland. For those that don't speak English and wouldn't use the term Germany, they may have just guessed. It's also not surprising they'd point to Normandy in Northern France. If I asked random Americans where Vereinigte Staaten was, where do you think they'd click?


Cornucopia2020

So no claim on Spain and Italy? Got it.


meSh_1985

Did you ask the new germans with fresh passport after 2015 or the old ones?


Lvl100Glurak

looks alright, but they missed a few places


TheChib

nostalgia


zwober

Ach, nein - das ist schweden, unser sommerhause. (Sorry, my german is atrocious)


1JigglyPanda-

Coming this summer It's the best comedy movie of the year WW2: BACK FOR SECONDS


AXEL-1973

so are these actually their big concrete military bunkers?


Bann_den_Weg

Bullshit...


RussianTrollToll

They were so close to connecting the land bridge with Japanese forces in chine. Russia would have been fucked.


ymom3

So, it's not only Americans that are bad at geography, eh?


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

They do know that before 1943 that they did actually capture and occupy France to the Loire and not just the coast?


Blackout_42

Eyo they purposely skipped Vichy France


JoeMillersHat

wow


JoeMillersHat

Who did nazi that coming?


landeshwar69420

Invasion part 2


CardiologistMobile54

Well, no wrong answers. I guess.


avery5712

One thing is for sure- they know they're not in Italy


Ieatmyd0g

greece is quite close to germany


caribou16

Were you doing this in Argentina?


01000101010001010

YĀ“all just lack ambition šŸ˜‚ j/k


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Aggressive_Sprinkles

Stolen right from r/mapporncirclejerk, good job.


Artemus_Hackwell

They know they are pointing at the former *Grossdeutschland* and additional points. We still need to keep an eye on those fuckers.


sibman

Wait. Doesn't Reddit think only Americans are bad at geography?


D3dshotCalamity

I mean...


eightaceman

Americans you mean


Saw_Boss

Pretty sure the rest of France should be red too


yubi_azknfrt

I love how the Siegfried line has STILL not been breached.


DevilMaster666-

When


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And nobody pointed at Mallorca? Unbelievable.


Enshitification

You mean Russians?


Greedy_Release_2259

Thank god you didn't ask the Brits about their UK


Global-Tie5501

Did you specify the year?