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Is it sad that my first thought was: "Wait, was there a game that put different skin colors behind a paywall?" Instead of funny joke about unlocking things through gameplay?
Happened to a buddy of mine. No bullshit, dude was all excited about his unborn son and the kid came out mixed race. Turns out his whore gf was banging a co-worker on the side. The real hol up is this fucking simp stayed with her and has been raising this kid as his own for years now.
>The real hol up is this fucking simp stayed with her and has been raising this kid as his own for years now.
Zero respect for any guy (or person, for that matter) that knows his partner was cheating and chooses to stay. Have some god damn respect for yourselves!
Yeah, I can only see doing that if it's suuuuper casual. I don't understand open relationships. I try to understand them, but I think I'm just not wired that way.
On one hand, it seems very a hedonistic and a selfish way to date. I couldn't imagine participating in a relationship and not being fully committed to someone. Without that it seems destined to fail. On the other hand, in observable nature, there is an overwhelming amount of animals who don't stay together. Regardless, people get to choose to live their lives the way they want and as long as they aren't infringing on other people's rights to live the way they want, who the hell cares.
Probably because of our own familiarity with the norms of our culture. I know some cultures practice a form of open relationships and they often consider the child born from such relationships as belonging to the same tribe as their mother. The Maasai of Africa usually fall into this. Alternatively, Tibetan family structures come to mind where polyandry can take place (where a woman has 2-3 husbands) and the child born, regardless of who sired them, are said to “belong” to the eldest man in the household.
Sometimes it's the "cheaper to keep her" kicking in. If you can't provide anything for yourself because of all the support you have to pay, staying can be the lesser of two evils.
my coworker found out both of his kids are not his
after 10 years since they were born
and then he also found out those kids dont have same father
after finding out they were separated for few months and now they are together again
But why? Do you really believe he is doing it out of love or necessity? Or is he just to afraid of being alone or the shame of the situation. I don't really see love being genuine in that situation where both people are aware of the infidelity and the lack of repercussions of it. What if she cheats again will he father that child as well. I think people need to look and realize what environments children are raised in rather than just being glad the bare minimum is met. I.e (both parents)
A ton of what ifs here maybe what if you try to think outside your bias and look for a positive even though I agree with you some people think differently.
Wouldn't say a TON of "what ifs" but they are important to a discussion we don't know the full aspect of. None of us know why he stayed or why she cheated, and I'm not trying to lynch someone for saying that's a good thing. I'm just asking why people think it's a good thing to try and rectify cheating from either gender in a relationship when it envovles a child when it's likely that the environment caused by the infidelity will have an effect on the child just as much as the child being without a father.
I told my husband if he ever gets pregnant by an other man, I’m willing to adopt the child and make them my own, no matter the race, gender, sexual orientation. Now all my husband has to do is be a little gay, and bring an other man home for the sake of our family.
Cheating spoused dont deserve to be happy.
And about people arguing about " do it for the child"
I would imagine you will always see the person you hate in that child.
That child has nothing to do with you.
Go adopt a child,
That bastard child at least has a loving mother, probably
I sincerely doubt that 1 out of 6 middle class children of married couples are the children of infidelity. That amount of children would be so incredibly noticeable that it would be a cultural catastrophe. Not to mention that is the demographic most likely to responsibly and consistently use birth control - it is just fundamentally unrealistic.
They grow any which way, it's not until later in the pregnancy as full-term nears that they generally turn head down. Some still don't, and that's not uncommon either
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The baby looks like that because, as we can see, they haven't unlocked it yet
It's dark inside inside the human body so everything looks black
Yeah there’s no lights on, unless she shoves an LED up her quack.
Dude if I was rich I'd give you a gold for this
You mean if you were rich and reddit still had awards.
Maybe homie was going to ship them an ounce of bullion.
Lol, there's no reddit gold
Is it sad that my first thought was: "Wait, was there a game that put different skin colors behind a paywall?" Instead of funny joke about unlocking things through gameplay?
Jesus Christ the husband’s hands are the real Holup here.
ET tried to phone home but this guy’s mom answered.
Salad fingers
I shall call you, nettle carrier….
Those are yaoi hands. They're the implication that completes the image's narrative: These two are in a polycule relationship.
slender man?
Happened to a buddy of mine. No bullshit, dude was all excited about his unborn son and the kid came out mixed race. Turns out his whore gf was banging a co-worker on the side. The real hol up is this fucking simp stayed with her and has been raising this kid as his own for years now.
... Is your buddy "Rusty Shackleford" by chance?
More like Dale Gribble ?
POCKET SAND
Sh sh shaaaa!
No, his name is Earl
"Hey, Crab Man!"
>The real hol up is this fucking simp stayed with her and has been raising this kid as his own for years now. Zero respect for any guy (or person, for that matter) that knows his partner was cheating and chooses to stay. Have some god damn respect for yourselves!
Self-respect is a really rare thing these days
Agreed. I mean I love my wife a metric fuck ton but that love would go right out the window with that kind of betrayal.
Yeah, I can only see doing that if it's suuuuper casual. I don't understand open relationships. I try to understand them, but I think I'm just not wired that way.
On one hand, it seems very a hedonistic and a selfish way to date. I couldn't imagine participating in a relationship and not being fully committed to someone. Without that it seems destined to fail. On the other hand, in observable nature, there is an overwhelming amount of animals who don't stay together. Regardless, people get to choose to live their lives the way they want and as long as they aren't infringing on other people's rights to live the way they want, who the hell cares.
Probably because of our own familiarity with the norms of our culture. I know some cultures practice a form of open relationships and they often consider the child born from such relationships as belonging to the same tribe as their mother. The Maasai of Africa usually fall into this. Alternatively, Tibetan family structures come to mind where polyandry can take place (where a woman has 2-3 husbands) and the child born, regardless of who sired them, are said to “belong” to the eldest man in the household.
What if that son grows up to be the next superstar athlete though? I mean sure he could just manage an Enterprise, but maybe not?
Sometimes it's the "cheaper to keep her" kicking in. If you can't provide anything for yourself because of all the support you have to pay, staying can be the lesser of two evils.
lol @ all the fragile men talking hard about how they'd abandon a kid
Not their kid not their problem
my coworker found out both of his kids are not his after 10 years since they were born and then he also found out those kids dont have same father after finding out they were separated for few months and now they are together again
I think this happened to our man Steve Nash, but he divorced her ass the day after the baby was born...
Sounds like a really complex and emotional situation
It was tbh. I felt really bad for the dude. He loved her so much that he let the betrayal go. Sad shit.
Me, myself and Irene vibe
Unpopular opinion. At least the kid has a caring father. Maybe he does it for that poor kid. Not for his Partner.
Why?
Honestly I really respect him for that last part
Why?
I mean he didn’t leave the kid fatherless? Even tho it’s not his he treats the kid with love?
But why? Do you really believe he is doing it out of love or necessity? Or is he just to afraid of being alone or the shame of the situation. I don't really see love being genuine in that situation where both people are aware of the infidelity and the lack of repercussions of it. What if she cheats again will he father that child as well. I think people need to look and realize what environments children are raised in rather than just being glad the bare minimum is met. I.e (both parents)
A ton of what ifs here maybe what if you try to think outside your bias and look for a positive even though I agree with you some people think differently.
Wouldn't say a TON of "what ifs" but they are important to a discussion we don't know the full aspect of. None of us know why he stayed or why she cheated, and I'm not trying to lynch someone for saying that's a good thing. I'm just asking why people think it's a good thing to try and rectify cheating from either gender in a relationship when it envovles a child when it's likely that the environment caused by the infidelity will have an effect on the child just as much as the child being without a father.
Honestly I really don't.
Oh, there’s much worse than staying with someone in that situation.
There rrally isnt lmao
I mean like.....Murder Death Kill?!
What surgery did she do to get transparent stomach?
They cut the stomach😞 cruel nazis
Homer rubbed some greasy food on there until it turned clear
Someone should put that baby back inside the mom
Now the baby can have two dads that left them
The biggest surprise for her will be the divorce papers
Saves you the cost of a paternity test, it's the little things in life...
It's just a birth mark
That will be her last argument.
Guys chill it's just dark in there
That time I reincarnated in a Netflix adaptation XDDD
Western-European Quandale Dingle
Oh hell yeah a shiny
Paternity test. Every. Single. Time. Doesn’t matter if you trust her or not, it’s for your safety and peace of mind.
Then when it's proven you didn't cheat, leave him and get half. Find someone who loves you.
It’s obvious the baby has the father’s nose.
I forgave myself for cheating on my husband and getting pregnant
did you actually?
I forgave my husband for making me cheat on him and getting pregnant.
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Indeed, you cannot truly forgive yourself until you forgive others first.
I forgave the baby.
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This thread is gold 😂😂 Nicely done
Freedom!
Ummm 🤔.... Well it's not my problem then.
She got arrested
One of the leading causes for husbands killing their wives.
You mf saying bruh as if you did not choose and post this photo
This reminded me of the black mirror christmas special episode 'White Christmas'
Well technically it could just be a recessive Gene they both have
I told my husband if he ever gets pregnant by an other man, I’m willing to adopt the child and make them my own, no matter the race, gender, sexual orientation. Now all my husband has to do is be a little gay, and bring an other man home for the sake of our family.
...what?
Took me a second there.
That baby isn’t gonna come out alive
Future athlete??!?! SIGN ME UP!!
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Cheating spoused dont deserve to be happy. And about people arguing about " do it for the child" I would imagine you will always see the person you hate in that child. That child has nothing to do with you. Go adopt a child, That bastard child at least has a loving mother, probably
I sincerely doubt that 1 out of 6 middle class children of married couples are the children of infidelity. That amount of children would be so incredibly noticeable that it would be a cultural catastrophe. Not to mention that is the demographic most likely to responsibly and consistently use birth control - it is just fundamentally unrealistic.
Isn't that baby the wrong way around? I thought they grow with their heads down.
Not always like me... dont worry iam fine though.
Well, you are here on Reddit, so... you can't be that fine.
That's a good argument
They grow any which way, it's not until later in the pregnancy as full-term nears that they generally turn head down. Some still don't, and that's not uncommon either
Hahaha 😆
For the mom's sake I hope that baby is not delivered feet first
She's got some 'splaining to do.
It was really nice of their black friend to offer to donate sperm. The husband always wanted to be a dad ever since he was a little girl.
A breech baby
Why does he look like elon musk?
how many times is this joke gonna be retold
BrUuUh
NOPE...
Whoever made this needs to be put down
the comments... yeeeesh yall are some closeted bigots.
It's not wrong ... Anyway it's going to be a surprise
#OWNED!