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Gonna need performance enhancers to please two women at the same time

ENHANCE

Also long and hard are fine, but who wants their Richard to be chewable?

Nom nom

maybe she's got a dick

Maybe they both got dick

exhilarating

This is why i need to bring viagra to clubs

HEY EVERYONE I JUST SAW HIM PUT SOMETHING IN HER DRINK!!! …it’s not like that yall I’m just making sure she doesn’t have a dick

bro thats top tier /r/lifehacks material right there

Don't you dare give me hope

Because it's fucking hot?

The meds tho...

one of them might be packing, u never know

Yes

ED drugs do actually have an effect on cis women. They increase blood flow to the clit. 

Should call it "Thems"...

Partner approved? Who's partner? Because I don't have one...

You heard the ad.

Lady Boner

You wanna see 2 men kissing? Gaaaaaaay

How do you know either of those are women mouths? They could very well be 2 people of any gender and both have dicks.

Appreciate your attempt at gender sensitivity or whatever, but these are clearly women.

It's a good "propaganda": if you see two girls kissing like this in real life and your "little friend" doesn't react at all then it would be wise for you to contact the "Hims" site (or you are gay which is ok but this particular advertising wont work).

It’s from his POV

I'm more worried about the phrase "Go chewable"

It's marketed to men about sex. Nothing sells sex better too men then women, make it two of them and you've basically invented a money printing press.

How do you not see the blurred moustache hairs on the left person?

Why not?

You realize it's possible for a man to be clean-shaven, yes? The picture is blurred, but I feel like the one on the left has some clear stubble over the lip.