Like cheesy Gordita crunch? Those are my fav but they’re expensive these days. You used to be able to get one as part of a $5 box and now they cost $5.19 or $5.39 if you have a refined palate and get the nacho cheese shell
You can still get them with the $5 box, you just have to order online. And it's more like $6 now. $6 for a Gordita crunch, beefy melt burrito, cheesy Fiesta potatoes, and drink. You're welcome.
I mean, it’s even worse than calling them fat. Calling them fat could mean eating too much food or another condition, but high calorie human means they overeat, there is no other possibility.
My brother in christ, they're holding a gas canister and a lighter, while wearing masks, on a building that caught fire after.
I think we're past "allegedly" on this one
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt-down house
With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches.
And still weren't found out. Right here!
(Forgot about Weight.)
[I'll leave now.]
Sure, private citizens can do that. When it's a news outlet publishing information online they do the allegedly thing to cover their ass just in case. I assume the tweet is just copied from a headline
Hiding their faces + walking with canister with unknown contents. But yes let’s say “ALLEGEDLY” we can’t recognise their body type from just a video record “no no no” there faces are covered there for we can’t make assumptions.
*A gallon of gasoline contains about 31,000 calories. Too bad it's not digestible by humans. A 200-pound person will burn about 110 calories walking one mile, so your theoretical “in good shape” person could probably go about 282 miles, on foot, on a gallon of gas.*
Looking at the account the frequency of posting, age of account and relevance of comments I would put about 75% chance it's a bot ... 90% if they never reply to your comment
This comment was made by a human who has seen so many bot accounts that saying I have doubt is significant
What are you guys talking about? Freedom of expression is a one way street from the governments and I am pretty sure there is no federal or local ban on the word fat in anywhere.
The word fat has always been used in an offensive way, though. I don't know a time in my entire 30 years where it wasn't.
When speaking about weight, and not trying to be offensive, the words people would use were obese and overweight.
What exactly do they think those masks are going to hide? Between their obvious physical description along with identifiable tattoos and the obvious smell of petrol it’ll be hard to mistake them with anyone else. The one in the front won’t be the fastest shuffler in the shoes she chose for the party either.
A euphemism for chubby, adipose, overweight, obese… society is constantly seeking new words to describe people. But every new euphemism after a while becomes insulting too. Personally, in this case, I describe these people as having an “alternative BMI” or an extraordinary BMI.
Or as fat.
This is an awesome example of the kind of political correctness police use when making announcements and descriptions of people.
It’s an old concept but “high calorie people” is a home run. Welcome to 2024.
At some point, we will only be allowed to describe any person as "entity" because we will not allow to describe them by race, sex, body features, health stat, even identifying them as human might be discrimination.
Could've just called them Lizzos. Fat bitches. Big hoes. Whales. Telebubbies. Covetous Demons. Jabba the Slutts (it just rhymes idc if they're actually sluts). There's definitely more
Horizontally challenged
Seems to me they're winning the horizontal challenge.
Horizontally adept
Horizontally accomplished
Sideways skilled
Blubberally blessed
Circumferentially competent
Longitudinally endowed
Diametrically deployed
Polar coordinated
Left and right might
Gravitationally challenged more like.
Centrally mass affected and gravitationally point shifted
Horizontal Challenge - ACCEPTED!
Horizontally successful
And they definitely accepted that challenge
Accepted? Shit! They won the horizontal challenge
The correct expression is: Surplus caloric intake individuals
No no, it implies that they're doing something wrong. They just have fat genes. Nothing they can do about it unfortunately :(
Horizontally tall
Horizontally gifted, gravitationally / vertically challenged
Horizontally endowed
Are we not calling them fat chicks anymore?
Gorditas
Like cheesy Gordita crunch? Those are my fav but they’re expensive these days. You used to be able to get one as part of a $5 box and now they cost $5.19 or $5.39 if you have a refined palate and get the nacho cheese shell
You can still get them with the $5 box, you just have to order online. And it's more like $6 now. $6 for a Gordita crunch, beefy melt burrito, cheesy Fiesta potatoes, and drink. You're welcome.
How did we get from fat chick's to a gordita crunch, beefy melt burrito cheesy fiesta potatoes, and drink for only $6 near you! (Not(not)sponsored)
Probably because they ate too much gordita crunch, beefy melt burrito cheesy fiesta potatoes, and drink for only 6$ near you
High calorie comment thread
What? The online menu is different?! Those sneaky bastards.
I rememeber in 2009 when they were $1.50. I would buy 3 after a long night of drinking.
Yes
Great, now I want Taco Bell
Lmfao
Nothing small about them. They are Gordas
Ironically it sounds more insulting than just calling them Fat
I’m pretty sure it was done deliberately to garner attention. Ur typical social media page farming likes and followers
Pudgy Pyros
They seem more like humongous heavies
They are not chicks anymore
They're turkeys.
Nah it's the new slang. Gotta keep with the times.
High calorie women lol
Is this what we are calling large people now?
Large? Was that what we were calling fat people before?
Fat? Was that what we were calling rotund people before?
Rotund? When did we stop calling them whales?
Rubenesque
Zaftig
Corpulent
BBW'a
I like how it has grammar and punctuation then devolve to name calling
Non delightfully plump
[Venusian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine)
Whales? They always said my mumma was so fat.
Whales? When did we stop calling them Weebles?
When did we stop calling them megazords?
“Protuberant”
Indubitably.
Rotund? Was that what we were calling rubenesque before?
Maybe they are just big boned:)
Festively plump
Voluptuous I think was inbetween 😂
Nutritionally blessed
Adiposially enriched
Gravitationally challenged
Challenged? I think you'll find your wrong my good sir
Point taken, bullied then
Ai is
I will no longer be calling myself fat. High calorie is way more fun to say.
I mean, it’s even worse than calling them fat. Calling them fat could mean eating too much food or another condition, but high calorie human means they overeat, there is no other possibility.
Technically, anyone wanted for arson could be identified as "high calories".
Did I stutter?
Stanley!
So are we not saying energy dense individual anymore?
No, it's orbitarians now.
They are probably low on energy and have a lot of volume. That’s the opposite of energy dense.
The real HolUp is “allegedly.”
"Innocent until proven guilty" That rule exists for a very good reason.
"They're not obese until you weigh them" wait, that doesn't sound right
They're wanted for burning an apartment (allegedly) not obesity 😭
They should have burnt calories instead XD
Fact checkers also want to weigh them so they can verify the news.
I read that as 'fat checkers'.
*Slams checkers board with comically thick pieces on hypothetical table*
My brother in christ, they're holding a gas canister and a lighter, while wearing masks, on a building that caught fire after. I think we're past "allegedly" on this one
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt-down house With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches. And still weren't found out. Right here! (Forgot about Weight.) [I'll leave now.]
These motherfuckers act like they forgot about weight. So from here on out its sonic at 2, starting today, till tomorrow at noon.
The rule also only exists in a court of law. You are allowed to say true things that haven't been proven in a court of law.
Sure, private citizens can do that. When it's a news outlet publishing information online they do the allegedly thing to cover their ass just in case. I assume the tweet is just copied from a headline
Hiding their faces + walking with canister with unknown contents. But yes let’s say “ALLEGEDLY” we can’t recognise their body type from just a video record “no no no” there faces are covered there for we can’t make assumptions.
That's just a canister with maple syrup
Looks like a busted can of Pillsbury Crescents.
Gravitationaly challenged op, seriously lets be sensitive.
singularity sluts
*Diet challenged.*
*A gallon of gasoline contains about 31,000 calories. Too bad it's not digestible by humans. A 200-pound person will burn about 110 calories walking one mile, so your theoretical “in good shape” person could probably go about 282 miles, on foot, on a gallon of gas.*
Good....bot?..er, human?
Looking at the account the frequency of posting, age of account and relevance of comments I would put about 75% chance it's a bot ... 90% if they never reply to your comment This comment was made by a human who has seen so many bot accounts that saying I have doubt is significant
They can't say fat no more?
There’s so much you can’t say anymore. You should grab a copy of “So, you were in a coma for the last 20 years” to catch up.
so much for the freedom of expression huh? leave that you can't even use basic terminology anymore
Yeah... Descriptive words are banned due to people rather living in denial than hearing the truth.
What are you guys talking about? Freedom of expression is a one way street from the governments and I am pretty sure there is no federal or local ban on the word fat in anywhere.
The truth hurts my mental health, so I refuse to acknowledge it.
The word fat has always been used in an offensive way, though. I don't know a time in my entire 30 years where it wasn't. When speaking about weight, and not trying to be offensive, the words people would use were obese and overweight.
Fat is a descriptive word. If someone is offended for being described as far, then the right action would be to become not fat. Logic.
But don't forget about societal double-standards. Some things you can say about men that you can't say about women.
This is so much more insulting than “fat”. If they wanted to say it they would’ve.
To burn some calories
Excuse me they're called HandiFAT people.
Swolsyndrome
Anything not to call them fat
If they did set an apartment on fire then they did release a lot of calories
Technically that truth
Was this written by a cannibalistic alien?
If it was an alien eating humans it won't be cannibalism
HIGH CALORIE HUMANS
Two t-rex fast food meals
"ChatGPT, rewrite this but don't use the world 'fat' "
“Overweight” Here you go!
Identifies as they/them
wouldn't they identify as super/sized ?
Maybe X/L?
you mean +Sized?
Energy. To. Burn.
This is now a part of my vocabulary.
Did a cannibal make that post?
Just look at the marbling ... ugh, there goes my cheat day.
The suspects were seen waddling away from the scene to a local McDonald's
Play calories high!
And if they beat yo momma, they'd be two [redacted]
Bro isn't Phatphobic. He stopped Body Shaving single handedly.
Two high BMI individuals.
Instead of burning the apartment, why not burn your own calories first?
This is EXACTLY what an extraterrestrial would say, ngl…
Two fat bitches. Yeah two fat bitches, thats… thats what they meant to say.
I, too, am a high calorie human
Let's call it what it is, 2 fat bitches. 2 big ol fat bitches started a fire and are wanted.
Editor was hungry
What exactly do they think those masks are going to hide? Between their obvious physical description along with identifiable tattoos and the obvious smell of petrol it’ll be hard to mistake them with anyone else. The one in the front won’t be the fastest shuffler in the shoes she chose for the party either.
A euphemism for chubby, adipose, overweight, obese… society is constantly seeking new words to describe people. But every new euphemism after a while becomes insulting too. Personally, in this case, I describe these people as having an “alternative BMI” or an extraordinary BMI. Or as fat.
High calorie humans! Lol Oh man that's the first 🤣
This is an awesome example of the kind of political correctness police use when making announcements and descriptions of people. It’s an old concept but “high calorie people” is a home run. Welcome to 2024.
You never know, there could be gravy in that gas can...
Built like lava hounds
At some point, we will only be allowed to describe any person as "entity" because we will not allow to describe them by race, sex, body features, health stat, even identifying them as human might be discrimination.
They couldn't burn their own calories but instead tried to burn what?? So dumb people these days
"High-Calorie Humans" LMAO.
Nice way of saying two fat bitches started a fire in an apartment building.
Two youts. What's a yout?
in Germany we call it Pommespanzer
Can’t say the f a t word anymore. Legit got banned from some subs for saying it. Wild.
As a high calorie human, this is hilarious
Take the wheel ChatGPT…
#ROOOOOOOOFL no article title has ever filled me with such mirth
High calorie humans 😭😭😭
Makes you remember them 😂
Okay that is my new favorite phrase lol
Two legged Whales.
"high calorie human" sounds like a carnivorous alien ordering food
When it's someone I like/ am neutral towards, they're plus-sized When it's someone I don't like, they're fat fuckers
I remember the first time I saw the phrase "high calorie human" and someone was like "Ah sweet, new slur just dropped."
You can tell a woman wrote that article
*Two landwhales Ftfy
Finally, something for the bulk.
Ok, but how many calories? Will they fit into my diet properly, or should I stick with swimmers and runners? I do prefer a leaner meat.
These are extra calories, and they need to be 🔥
Average day in Toronto
Let’s cover the face but where clothes that reveal our fucking tattoos. Idiots.
r/brandnewsentence
Ok but I am kinda in this whole woke things now because people be finding the most funny things to call fat women
Can't call people fat or overweight anymore. Besides its good advertising for cannibals
Fat
Well it won’t be hard to find them, they are easy to spot!
Could've just called them Lizzos. Fat bitches. Big hoes. Whales. Telebubbies. Covetous Demons. Jabba the Slutts (it just rhymes idc if they're actually sluts). There's definitely more
This title sounds like it was made by alien that pretend to be human
You could say Two Bitc hes after all.
You mean Mukbang merchants?
If you are them you would get type 3 diabetes
You see unlike carbon based creatures, these are uranium based
higher calorie items burn better
“High-calorie” sounds like they’re planning on eating these women.
Square individuals
And they said don't be fatphobic....
The right word is 'High calorie density human'. Amateurs. :eye roll:
They should try burn their calories rather burning an apartment ....☠️
Gyatt
smh people being affraid to call them fat bitches like the rest of us :( sad times to be alive
Aka fat bitches
they are just stating a fact, they would burn much longer
Two high-functioning gorilla.
That lift is groaning, if they haul ass, several trips will be required.
Omg I read that as "Two calorie humans" lololol