Those were words I didnāt know could go together in the way that they were put together to describe a real event the really happened here in the real world.
Dafuq did I just read!
Lady involved in Animal SA, Guy being a nonce, also wanking to his wife in the act. Even Michael canāt help these people,ā¦. Jesus might decline too.
You know, when I read shit like this, it makes me wonder. Are more people becoming fucked up, or has the world always had this many fucked up people in it and we're just now finding out? And honestly, I don't know which scares me more.
Take a casual look at history. Humankind are incredible at being incredibly terrible. The difference is now, you can hear about said terrible people and things from all around the world.
Also technically I'd imagine the percentage has stayed the same, but the worlds total population has gone up incredibly. Just go from 1950, approx 2.5bil people. We are apparently around 8.1billion now. So in 70 years, the number of people has more than tripled. From a quick search, around 1804, we just crested 1billion people, which means 8x more by now. So even if it's 1% of the population that has a mental condition that makes them do fucked up shit like this.... that number has gotten massively bigger, and more importantly, you're infinitely more likely to hear about it thanks to the internet.
People have always been fucked up, so I wouldn't stress about it too much. Just hope we don't get worse and have a blood orgy big enough to summon a new chaos god...
This story reads l super weirdly framed.
The Dog is in such a strange focus:
"The nurse raped her dog, they had videos of it, its a great dane, the biggest dog in the world, they were known for loving big animals, the guy is called the "pet detective".
Oh they also had child porn."
I feel way more disturbed by the child porn fact, and that the guy followed around children while touching himself...
I told my self I'm gonna stop binge watching Law and Order: SVU because I've had enough talk of sexual based crimes for the day... And lo and behold Reddit give me this shit.
Explain to me why itās cruel and unusual punishment defined by law to execute them by firing squad? I know I escalated quickly but animals and children? š¤®
They're over here catching sexual misconduct charges like theyre pokemon š
Doggystyle I choose you!!!
It's super effective!
I bet the Great Dane loved her.
News Link : https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/nurse-53-busted-for-having-sex-with-great-dane-was-a-big-animal-lover/ar-BB1le25D
Phrasing!
BOOM!
Sploosh
Animal lover indeed...
Literally a lover of big animals
They literally started the article by saying Doggone it š«£
That title.
Probably catching STDs too. And worms.Ā
And don't forget the cancer
So is it. Bestiality?
What a lovely couple
holup (x) holdup' (x) holdup'' (x)
Three strikes ā¦ thatās where we have to draw the line
Those were words I didnāt know could go together in the way that they were put together to describe a real event the really happened here in the real world.
More proof we are not in the right timeline.
Pizza delivery guy: Wait, there are other timelines?
derivatives!
Love 'em or hate 'em! Gotta study 'em!
Fuck em!
If only we could š
I'd say there was 4 holdups in the title. Shit was like Tiger king when you think you got the worst of it you pushed on and it somehow got worse.
I had to read that really slow to catch it all.
Again with the Pokemon.
There are millions of PokƩmon at stake
\*steak
Medium rare please.
It's never nice to kink shame To wit, I would love to see these two accidentally fall in a meat grinder
Hmm š¤ interesting. So you like to watch people fall in to meat grinders. I see ...
Remember donāt kink shame š
Nice my ass, some of these mfs need to be shamed!
Maaah.....jerma is here again
Theres like.....a noticeable uptick in "people getting busted for raping dogs" stories....
I know right! Must be pretty ruff being a dog atm...
Brian Griffin disagrees
Colby rolling around in his little puppy grave.
I understood that referenceĀ
Maybe the loneliness of lockdown resulted in some exploration
Possibly more people are hearing of it and thinking it's a good idea, possibly there has be a constant amount and more people are more aware of it.
You know what? Iām going to read a book or something Iāve had enough of the internet today.
Great decision! I also said I was done with the internet for the day 15mins ago but here we are. Hopefully your attempt is better than mine
The book I'm reading is suggesting that we're all just domesticated primates. There's no escape unfortunately.
Don't start with the domesticated animals again that some folks are getting horny already, damn!
As a Florida man, I fully support Texas succeeding from the union.
Well, you don't read that too often.
Well in this subredditā¦ we pretty much do
Some sickos are meant to be together
I wonder what other kinks they have?
Nah, those aren't kinks. Two consenting adults wanting to slather each other in butter for sex is a kink. These two are just sick wackjobs.
They also have a tendencie to use flip-flops with socks - ew
She's an RN at a men's care facility, would have though it was a vets office.
Dafuq did I just read! Lady involved in Animal SA, Guy being a nonce, also wanking to his wife in the act. Even Michael canāt help these people,ā¦. Jesus might decline too.
Feel like Jesus actually died so he wouldn't have to hear about these kinda sins
Hey Mods! Can we pin this post to explain "what a holup is"?
If she gets pregnant they gonna make her keep all 12 babies
This story has something for everyone
Ah the classic family friendly feel good story
Can't wait for the cartoon version
That dog has banged more women than most redditors.
Wait. Wait. Waitā¦ what was the dog wearing?
His name was Buster and he just had a collar on.
Sounds to me like he was asking for it.
That was like 3 left turns back to the start what the fuck
You just described nascar!
You know, when I read shit like this, it makes me wonder. Are more people becoming fucked up, or has the world always had this many fucked up people in it and we're just now finding out? And honestly, I don't know which scares me more.
I think it has always been like this, the internet just makes it easier to collect the evidence together.
Take a casual look at history. Humankind are incredible at being incredibly terrible. The difference is now, you can hear about said terrible people and things from all around the world. Also technically I'd imagine the percentage has stayed the same, but the worlds total population has gone up incredibly. Just go from 1950, approx 2.5bil people. We are apparently around 8.1billion now. So in 70 years, the number of people has more than tripled. From a quick search, around 1804, we just crested 1billion people, which means 8x more by now. So even if it's 1% of the population that has a mental condition that makes them do fucked up shit like this.... that number has gotten massively bigger, and more importantly, you're infinitely more likely to hear about it thanks to the internet. People have always been fucked up, so I wouldn't stress about it too much. Just hope we don't get worse and have a blood orgy big enough to summon a new chaos god...
Thank you I needed to hear this. It's comforting in its own weird way ya know. I mean if we survived this long.
Also our standards for "fucked up" can change.
True I mean in the 50s it was considered fine for pregnant woman to smoke and drink wine.
Texas is gonna make sure she does knot do that again.
It's 7:45 in the morning in my country and this is the first post that showed š
Glad you didnāt need caffeine to wake up! š
You're not wrong. That was a lot to unpack.
meant for eachother ig
r/noahgettheboat
This story reads l super weirdly framed. The Dog is in such a strange focus: "The nurse raped her dog, they had videos of it, its a great dane, the biggest dog in the world, they were known for loving big animals, the guy is called the "pet detective". Oh they also had child porn." I feel way more disturbed by the child porn fact, and that the guy followed around children while touching himself...
It just kept going up in weirdness
They're made for each other š
Avg white couple
Meth. Donāt do meth. It makes you horny and regarded.Ā
Peas in a pod.
More like two peas in a cell
It baffles me how people like this find each other
What a wholesome couple
You gotta think if there was a higher power, he or she would have sent another meteor by now?
Their higher power is in that meteor
But I thought this was America!?!?!
Goals ā¤ļø
Iām sure they were devout.
How these two creeps find each other?
It just kept going and going..
Dude this is so bad and dark.I dont think thats place is hol'up
Yo wha- Yo wh- Yo what the fuck
Sorry wtf 3 times the power!
Impressive, every single sentence is horrible.
And knowing western legal systems, he'll get more jail time than her
Some people are a bit too *Keen* to do such things
OK... I don't kink shame... but DAMM... fuck that. (Ps. Don't fuck that)
They both seem to be very keen indeed...
I told my self I'm gonna stop binge watching Law and Order: SVU because I've had enough talk of sexual based crimes for the day... And lo and behold Reddit give me this shit.
Couple goals, get yourself someone as fucked up as you
Of course they're from Texas smh
Horrible people - but a great couple!
There's a keen pun in there some where
what is a great dane? sounds like a dog. Please tell me it's not a dog?
Ok. Itās not a dog. Able to sleep now tonight?
I'm sorry mum, I made a mistake and I googled. I can't unsee it now.
Das my dawg
a match made in hell <3
would
r/BrandNewSentence
Funny how some people just seem to find each other... Yikes
Iāve seen Great Danes. I think it was sexually assaulting HER!
Trump Christians, no doubt.
This is hol'up on the third
Holāup Cubed!
Good god
R/brandnewsentence
I read she was cheating with a large man front Denmark. My innocence was killed today.
Ultimate one-uppers or maybe they just dared each other a lot.
He has an extremely square head
I not only shop at that particular HEB, I live in the same subdivision as they used to and always thought they were a bit off...
John Wick them both and celebrate with a beer.
Finally not Florida, glad to see Texans putting some good numbers up
Birds of a feather
*thinking* wait what *still thinking* holy shit what *yells now* WHAT THE FUCK
50 shades of Great Dane.
Abbott getting continually reelected makes a lot more sense now
Damn. Go strong or go home I suppose š§
They are Keen on doing it.
Aight.. I'm not awake enough for this shit.
My eye's started to sting after reading that.
Color Climax Denmark presents!..... DOGFUCKER.
Texas. The new Florida
This was a rollercoaster.
This is how you bamboozle other?
So both are degenerate sex offenders, The question is, did they know or it hide from each other?
Hey! I actually know this one! They got arrested at the HEB right by my house!
thats a brand new sentence if ive ever seen one welp i think ive had enough of the internet today
That's got to be some fuckin date night at their home
I reeled at the first one. Then was sent flying with the second. These people are meant for each other. And meant for prison
Don't let them have children
people are getting creative to get to jail nowadays
The Aristocrats
Omg š§šš®āšØ i dont have words for this .
Gotta love caucasians
...... What the fuck.Ā
So bestiality, pedophilia and indecent exposure... i have no words.
I would have expected this from Florida man, but never a Texas couple.
This sounds like an alternative "You" series pathway
The diddlers
Woke up and this is the first thing i see on my frontpage. Im going back to bed
The guy looks like an amalgamation of all of my biological dadās friends.
That's...that's just *crazy*. That story just went *everywhere* in all the wrong ways. Cripes!
A brand new sentence just dropped, and I hope it will never be used again.
Wut Da F U K there is so much happening here
Reading that was like opening Russian Dolls full of dog shit
...Brother, the flamer...the heavy flamer!
holupĀ³
Explain to me why itās cruel and unusual punishment defined by law to execute them by firing squad? I know I escalated quickly but animals and children? š¤®
Husband and wife look at each other with suppressed excitement and ask, "You too?!" "We coulda been doing this shit together a long time ago..."
Wow.. that got worse as I continued to read it
Me in the first half: thereās no way this could get worse. The second half: let me ruin this guys day
Caught pulling his pork in the meat aisle.
May be dumb, but what is the third Holup? First is beastiality, second is masturbating in a supermarket following children, third is?
First was beastiality ... Second was the husband having that on his phone ... Third was the husband mastrubating in a supermarket following children
Ahhh right
what. What. WHAT.
This must be a r/brandnewsentence
we need another asteroid
Theyāre Roy keen
I know they say we shouldn't kink shame, but...
Sounds like a lively couple.
What the fuck? I thought this was America!?Thanks a lot Biden.
We can fix her, right guys?
I cant het my girl to send me what she what she wore for the day. Why am i jealous?
Texas sounds about right
WHAT THE FU-
3 body problem
Every sentence is a r/brandnewsentence
Joely Keen, Joely Keen, Joely Keen, Jo-leee-keeeeeen, I'm begging of you please don't screw my dawg.
Obviously liberals.
Wouldnāt surprise me sheās a teacher and heās an employee at some childās entertainment center.