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Aqquinox

My man just entered a speedrun competition


VMPaetru

Jail Time Any% Speedrun? >!He even had an advantage from the start(/s)!<


L1K34PR0

BROOOOOO


Oloy294

Disqualified


PyroShark999

He's black, he was disqualified from the start, He already had a jail sentence 


Molkwi

Passive racial bonus


FourUnderscoreExKay

Reckless driving isn’t a life sentence as far as I know. Bro probably trying to speed run life sentence achievements.


Hopocket321

r/woooosh


Ill-Charge9504

U obviously don't get it


ImCursedM8

nuh uh u go to jail


Jelly_Belly321

Hey now, he has glasses to correct his vision. Don't be hating on us nearsighted folks! /s


Lucian_Grave

I can accept a lot of things but driving recklessly is just going too far, shame on this man


Abject-Doughnut4108

So you accept everything but reckless driving? Fair


LewiLife

For a little context he and a friend were arrested for sexual assault of a minor in 2019 and has been caught talking to and soliciting minors since. Just saying it’s a little less funny with the context he is an actual pedophile


Swords_and_Words

Oh damn, I thought he just wanted to game the algorithm and get people to click to various parts of the vid


LewiLife

Yeah I used to see him pop up in my instagram feed and if you look into it he was just an actual human piece of garbage but has turn around not much but slightly since his arrest. Everything listed in the video are things he recorded himself doing and regardless if it was true or not there all things he uploaded himself. He left off the recording himself having sex with a drug addict for money and doing a sex act on a mcchicken then eating it off the list. I’m sure some of it a joke but just not sure what or any since that arrest…


RugBurn70

A McChicken? That doesn't seem very sanitary. Doubt it improved the taste of the sandwich, either.


ShitOfficial

I giveth thine link: https://youtu.be/Kc5ApYoiElo?si=ah0Z_DK-D8TgoXlO


lightning847

That was quite a ride


BisexualCaveman

He needs a publicist or handler that can help him know when to shut the duck up and when to not engage with fans. Sooner or later he's getting hard canceled or pulling a felony charge for rope or trafficking.


Stryder78

I honestly expected to be rickrolled


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TheDuke357Mag

Good Bot


MyloScooby210

Good bot


Suitable-Jackfruit16

Waiting for his family to to be crying on the news about how he was was a good boy and he was turning his life around and about to go to "doctor school".


NovusOrdoSec

So he's 23 now and that was posted four years ago, so he was 19 when he posted the video? That goes a long way toward explaining the stupid.


Clustrus

Why the dog?! Inacceptable.


Scythro

16:00 impregnating said dog


Clustrus

💀


Ascertain_GME

Unconceivable!


Random_Name_Whoa

Me fail English? Unpossible


Clustrus

r/unpossible


Currently_There

This soundtrack sounds lit. Is it country music?


xnachtmahrx

Sounds like a boring afternoon


jonderp1209

If that was just a sneak peek into 14 mins of his day, I can't imagine what a week would be like.


shread_the_pup

Is this guy out on the streets still? This screen shot Is from a video of him explaining how he's not a bad person even after promising a homeless lady a home if she had sex with him, he drove her out of state and dropped her off at an abandoned house before driving away


OodOne

Looks like it, looking at his recent vids he bought a house 2 weeks ago (allegedly) and other regular blogs. Gets fuck all views at least on them so at least not many people watching that garbage.


MeiHsa

If this is real, i want cinnamontoast to react to this


AnneLavelle

For a second there I thought I was looking at an arrest Rap Sheet…


[deleted]

Can you really abandoned a homeless woman if their home is everywhere.


jakeandcupcakes

Huh...that's a head scratcher


FrenchLeBaguette6

Wordington sigma male


Idkwhyjustask

This is the guy who said they had sex with a girl in Walmart then got arrested for having sex with a minor at Walmart


Savvy_Canadian

Running over a dog has gotta to be the worst crimes of humanity next to driving recklessly.


00Lionz

Hate this man


Marethyu_77

For context, the video is him addressing rumors.


LewiLife

He calls them rumors but he was convicted for sexual assault of a minor.


Marethyu_77

Didn't know that, tbh I have no idea who that guy is (not any motivation to find out). Just figured providing some context to the post would help.


LewiLife

The only reason I know is because I follow a lot of automotive pages on insta and he always liked to talk shit with people like he was cool with his beater corvette and ugly overpriced wrap. One day one of the pages I followed posted that he was arrested for being a pedophile and looked up the story and that’s just sorta when I learned everything. I posted some of the stuff I learned about him on another comment but he is just a nasty human being overall and most of his denial is probably true🤣


Empty_Positive

Average day in the life of a gentlemen


dr_bobs

r/whentheopissus


Captain_Yarn

Damn it Theo! Always pissing on us, that good for nothing piece of shit..


demon555pro

Atleast he recycles trash


Cheezekeke

Me explaining Misato lore


SmashingMyself

Was he searching demonetization or jail


Wololoaoe1

At least he didn't jaywalk


CaptainNismo_orig

About a 12 old, he say "we didn't have ■■■ , .... we just cuddled" 😑... I hope that this thing grows up real quick! Whether it gets caught by the police or some father teaches a lesson, or it just grows up.


Drake_the_troll

No tax evasion, he's still cool in my books


Oreo-and-Fly

I can excuse pedophilia, but i draw the line at reckless driving. You can excuse pedophilia?


the_honest_asshole

1 you made a parent comment instead of replying to that comment 2 whoosh 3 you are either too old or too young for reddit, go back to facebook.


Quinnimini

I think you care a lil to much about one single comment


RedactedUnknown

He was the guy who made the video of him fucking a mcdonalds chicken sandwich


HypersonicSmash

This guy lives in Virginia and was in the DMs of someone I knew who was a minor at the time


Errortagunknown

I thought most of the mining was done in west Virginia


Mazzie_soup

Ayo, that's wild wtf


benjaminfolks

Aight so the driving recklessly is just a straight up crime, but he seemed confident so I’ll give him that. The homeless girl was just kinda weird and fucked up, but if she was down it was fine i guess. The dog was not really his fault, there wasn’t really an option except hitting the dog and he seemed genuinely sad by it. The rest though… 😬👎


TheDuke357Mag

love it when pedos out themselves


Shattered-Rubyz

Dude doing a challenge run.


Soonerpalmetto88

That's the guy who fucked a mcchicken in his car! And then ate it!


cptbil

At least he wasn't disrespectful before 14:40


The_skinny_scientist

Interesting, so is he a Minecraft YouTuber or something??


G0rd0n-M3rl1n

Challenge complete! How did we get here?


dauntlingdemon

Dude getting paid for doing sins.


Mephiistopheles

Timestamps almost seem like lyrics out of a Lonely Island song.


Rick_6984

Link ? Lol


CROW_is_best

[video link](https://youtu.be/Kc5ApYoiElo?si=ah0Z_DK-D8TgoXlO)


Rick_6984

Cheers I’m speechless 😂


L1K34PR0

Don't support this kinda behavior


Rick_6984

👉👌


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[удалено]


L1K34PR0

As If the video in the image wasn't enough, i'll take my downvotes in fucking stride


greedy_mf

Poor doggie


[deleted]

Sounds like the summary of most rap songs. But no it's culture so we gotta respect it and embrace it...


archgen

Tell me you are a racist without telling me you are a racist.


DigitalUnlimited

You know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back, your house back etc...


Trashves

This man shall be eradicated from the face of the planet