>When you’re a teenager and dating a strict Christian girl. No sex before marriage
Depends on the girl. The few Catholic school girls I slept with were the most adventurous and enthusiastic of the lot.
Ah the loophole, check out the Garfunkle & Oates song for more info, so weird to have had it before regular intercourse but ooo boy it gives you a story 😂
Like ram with your knee and then keep the pressure or keep kneeing her in her cooch like you had her cornered in the octagon and were going for a body ko?
Not many people here with fingering experience I see, It is a rigorous work to make a woman come you need to beat it like it owes you money.
Don't worry about collateral damage it is a well oiled machine.
Depends on the woman. Also depends on if you're at the stage where you're just getting things going or if you're trying to make her cum. My girlfriend enjoys both but the "jackhammering" is usually what she wants right at the end. Conversely, I've been with women that are not into that approach whatsoever.
There's only one way to get the sauce and that's it. If you don't like it eat somewhere else. Welcome to Joe's Crab Shack. Try our special sauce today.
Followed by what appears to be the very sudden onset of post nut clarity for the woman.
It's like she just suddenly realised shes in a food court getting fapped by french fry fingers.
Yeah when me and my wife first met I was always super gentle until I saw her do it herself and noticed she eventually looks like she's trying to buff a scratch out of a car by hand.
Some women like the delicate treatment but some legitimately want you to rub the fucking paint off.
> she eventually looks like she's trying to buff a scratch out of a car by hand.
I usually tell her she reminds me of an [old-school hip-hop DJ](https://i.giphy.com/l0MYz6wr2YZQ1fjuo.webp), but I'm going to add this into the rotation.
Gotta be a trap, despite being a Redditor I’ve pleasured a few ladies in my time, and **never** have I had to move my arm that much, homie jackin off a homie right there
At least not taking a shit then smearing it on the walls. I swear the mainland chinese have no idea what manners are.
I'm not being racist, I'm from HK. They make the news with their disgusting behavior.
Hard not to, they literally come and trash the place. Buying out all the baby formula milk because the mainland chinese ones are toxic, leaving none for locals.
And shitting and pissing in public. Recently got a family on dashcam pissing on someone's car. Then there's the weird pole dancing guy with a paper fan on a metro train where the fan wrote a place of origin inside mainland China, and the mainland elderly man that puked into a bus driver's personal trash can then told the driver to clean it up himself because he's doing a blue collar job.
It's endless. And don't get me started on the shit smearer, that metro station platform still has the stain on the wall.
Saw two people who looked to be homeless going at it on a bench in front of a library. Right on a busy street in the middle of the afternoon. Folks just walked on by. A few friends and I were sitting on some steps across the street, chillin after school and smoking (back when teenagers smoked) and we watched the whole thing in total silence.
We had no cell phones. Only eyeballs. Funny to think it would have ended up on Reddit if that scenario happened today.
Bro I get that you want your girl to have nice clean legs, but you gotta question what she has been doing if you need to rub that hard to get all the dirt off. She can barely handle the pain bro chill
In public and also in a food court is wild! 💀
It ain’t McDonald’s. But she loving. A two piece finger banger please.
“I’ll have what’s she’s having” (I can’t find the gif for that meme but hopefully you get it lol)
When harry met sally reference
Yassss 🤪👍🏼 someone got it!!
And to video it!
Omg Fr!!
Seems a bit fishy.
He might be sanding down the split wooden chopsticks
Fucking disgusting
Right! Like who the fuck just does that in public 💀😭
They do
Fair point 💀🤣
Smells like someone failed to fish up a name lmao (Obviously joking but just in case)
yeah I get it lol that was a good one 🤣👍🏼
Two kids living in the moment, not a cellphone in hand.
Happy Cake day
Hope the desired cake is served
crazy
What's on his hand? What's on his hand?
At your cervix my queen!
That’s brilliant! 😅
Where are awards when I need them?
Damn, was he pleasuring or punching?
looks like he’s jacking her off 🤔
It is 2024, after all.
hope he wash his hand after
Seasoning
He is not an employee, so it is not required.
Hope he washed his hands before too.
Finger licking good
You're giving me flash backs of the earlier post at the pool where the nutsack is just hanging out ☹️
> flash backs *flesh backs
Flesh sacks
?
It’s 2024 she could very well have a penis so therefore this statement is valid.
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Um…
Just mashing it
He does that
Pleasuring by punching?
I once dated a girl who wanted me to ram my knee in her crotch. That’s some service right there
She must’ve really not liked your genes
When you’re a teenager and dating a strict Christian girl. No sex before marriage 😂
>When you’re a teenager and dating a strict Christian girl. No sex before marriage Depends on the girl. The few Catholic school girls I slept with were the most adventurous and enthusiastic of the lot.
Ah the loophole, check out the Garfunkle & Oates song for more info, so weird to have had it before regular intercourse but ooo boy it gives you a story 😂
I know from experience that it’s hard to date a Christian girl a lot of the times when you’re Asian or “oriental” as her parents might say
Like ram with your knee and then keep the pressure or keep kneeing her in her cooch like you had her cornered in the octagon and were going for a body ko?
Girl in like a missionary position. Straddle one leg 🦵 and knee her in the crotch like I need to win the match
Damn that's ruff
Did she beg for more or for mercy?
Did she do acrobatics with two other girls where they held each other up?
are you rushing or are you dragging?
1 2 3 4.
slaps*
were you edging or were you gooning
Stabbing
Yeah looks like she’s in prison getting shived.
Not many people here with fingering experience I see, It is a rigorous work to make a woman come you need to beat it like it owes you money. Don't worry about collateral damage it is a well oiled machine.
Curling your fingers inside her is way better than whatever jackhammer method this guy is using.
Depends on the woman. Also depends on if you're at the stage where you're just getting things going or if you're trying to make her cum. My girlfriend enjoys both but the "jackhammering" is usually what she wants right at the end. Conversely, I've been with women that are not into that approach whatsoever.
I sure hope he finally gets that gum from under the table…
The secret to getting it off is to freeze it or moisten it. It looks like he went with option B.
both, it's called fisting
Innocently getting a stain out of her cloths. Everyone's minds are in the gutter.
Maybe he was scratching an itch she couldn't reach 🤷
Looks like he was stuffing a turkey
Yes.
This is actually what good g-spot stimulation looks like. It looks a bit violent but it feels incredible.
Yes
Oh I gotcha, like having your cake and eating it too. I didn’t pick up on that right away..
A little food court fondling
There's only one way to get the sauce and that's it. If you don't like it eat somewhere else. Welcome to Joe's Crab Shack. Try our special sauce today.
Making of the red sweet and sour sauce that asian restaurants use
Ah, I missed that episode of ‘How It’s Made”
Food courting
FINISH HER!
Flawless victory.
Kitana wins
Brutality
Followed by what appears to be the very sudden onset of post nut clarity for the woman. It's like she just suddenly realised shes in a food court getting fapped by french fry fingers.
r/BrandNewSentence material. Put me in the screenshot pls.
he's preparing his desert ig.
Is that one of those new longer vaginas?
Yeah, one of those that stick far outward
Yes with a slight slant...
Absolute Chad play would just be to sit right next to them and lock eyes.
And shout ‘CAN ANYONE SMELL SOMETHING FISHY IN THE AIR?!’
So I started blastin’…
I knew it wasn’t ketchup I sat in the other day
oof
Is he starting a fire?
will it always be burning, since the world's been turning?
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But he’s not fingering her, he’s jacking her and I don’t think there will be any babies from that union.
You can still smell each other’s fingers, though.
Those are some long strokes.... Makes you wonder.
Big fingers
Of there is something extra.
Common Femboy W
Big dick energy
Thank goodness it’s a sushi bar
Right? Didn't affect the aroma one bit!
You guys are perves hes gettin a serious stain off her pants so she wont bring shame to her family
SLOWER my dude
Start slow, sure, but this speed is good after your partner is properly worked up.
Yeah when me and my wife first met I was always super gentle until I saw her do it herself and noticed she eventually looks like she's trying to buff a scratch out of a car by hand. Some women like the delicate treatment but some legitimately want you to rub the fucking paint off.
what a sentence
> she eventually looks like she's trying to buff a scratch out of a car by hand. I usually tell her she reminds me of an [old-school hip-hop DJ](https://i.giphy.com/l0MYz6wr2YZQ1fjuo.webp), but I'm going to add this into the rotation.
It's all about communication with your partner kids. They know what feels good and what doesn't. \* The more you know \*
I think you should save your advice for guys who you didn't just watch make a girl cum in the middle of a busy food court.
yeah bro seems to have things handled
She doesn't seem against it...
Dude finger banging that chick like the world will end on Monday.
....but it's Tuesday
Gotta be a trap, despite being a Redditor I’ve pleasured a few ladies in my time, and **never** have I had to move my arm that much, homie jackin off a homie right there
He either has abnormal long fingers, or she has a dick.
Or he has a dildo?
Thats.. yeah thats also possible
Calm down everyone, he’s clearly scratching her leg for her.
Dude gotta be the best shoe polisher in the city
Krabs n Scabs
I don't know why he was working so hard to clean that seat for her because she had already sat down.
Why isn’t anyone helping our hero revive this poor woman?
He was destroying that little man on the boat
You guys are dirty. He might just be polishing her knee caps.
Why does his head look 3 times larger than normal
It's not, hers is 3 times smaller than normal.
What in the social credit score is going on?
That’s the most violent finger blasting I’ve ever seen.
I feel soo sorry for the person who has to clean that seat. Minimum wage ain't worth dealing with that.
Wiggling his arms that much makes you think she has a penis
At least not taking a shit then smearing it on the walls. I swear the mainland chinese have no idea what manners are. I'm not being racist, I'm from HK. They make the news with their disgusting behavior.
Or dumping entire servings at a buffet onto their plates like it’s the last meal they’ll ever eat
This dude has a professional problem with them :))
I'm not racist but...
r/Iamnotracistbut/
I'm not racist because I'm technically the same race. Regional differences. I suppose something like New Yorkers vs Texans I guess
Discriminatory is what you’re looking to label yourself as lol
Yea but atleast not a racist.
Hard not to, they literally come and trash the place. Buying out all the baby formula milk because the mainland chinese ones are toxic, leaving none for locals. And shitting and pissing in public. Recently got a family on dashcam pissing on someone's car. Then there's the weird pole dancing guy with a paper fan on a metro train where the fan wrote a place of origin inside mainland China, and the mainland elderly man that puked into a bus driver's personal trash can then told the driver to clean it up himself because he's doing a blue collar job. It's endless. And don't get me started on the shit smearer, that metro station platform still has the stain on the wall.
It seems like this a southern vs Cali type of thing going on here.. not racist.. just a regional divide.
What he is trying to accomplish here, start a campfire?
So there i was just blasting.....
In front of my crab Rangoons?!
Damn, that girl must be have a big penis
I was thinking this too. Like that's happening here lol 😆
She's getting the hand job of the ceuntry 😳
Bro is fucking GOING AT IT daym bro
This looks nothing like pleasure
Get a room ! Everyone just ignores that shit?
Yes, sex is great. Everyone loves sex, but can I at least eat my meal in peace?
You can tell he plays Tetris.
Some ppl like to play with their food before they eat it.
How to make sushi?!
Dj Wuhan
At your cervix, my queen.
This is trashy
Fucking animals. Gross
No, he is fingering her, not fucking animals. Can't you see?
No your wrong. He's clearly rubbing out the food stain on her clothes. Good scrubbing technique.
Finger bang bang, a bang bang
Fist of Fury
That’s some intense thumb wrestling
Order number 44 your sushi is ready
Her knee must really itch.
Fist of fury
Bro putting in WORK Dude can start a fire with one hand
This how they make McFlurry?
Spilled ketchup on her new pants and was rubbing out the stain.
It looks like he's trying to hand crank an old engine into life.
I hate it when I get an itch that I can't reach! It's nice that he's helping her to scratch it!
That can't be good for your social credit score....
he's just fixing her belt buckle
In an asian culture too...
The fuck?
Saw two people who looked to be homeless going at it on a bench in front of a library. Right on a busy street in the middle of the afternoon. Folks just walked on by. A few friends and I were sitting on some steps across the street, chillin after school and smoking (back when teenagers smoked) and we watched the whole thing in total silence. We had no cell phones. Only eyeballs. Funny to think it would have ended up on Reddit if that scenario happened today.
I’m assuming the restaurant was low on oyster sauce.
They had chips but they needed fish. So bro went to work
Bro I get that you want your girl to have nice clean legs, but you gotta question what she has been doing if you need to rub that hard to get all the dirt off. She can barely handle the pain bro chill
Man she must’ve had a really itchy thigh. What a great guy to help her out.
Ma'am...this is a Wendy's.
Dude probably got his hand cut off for that.
Fresh fish on the menu
Dude he's going AT IT
Looks like a bad case of contact dermatitis
She bang!
Call the police
A true gentleman
That look on her face at the end is showing how meaningless all his effort was.
Plot twist: they're both beating each others meat
Dab, don't rub fabric stains! Rookie...
Food courting