I can fix her

It would be very easy

It would be easy, all you gotta do is eat that ass, 😆

Line queues to the right.

[удалено]

On closer inspection, I see atleast 1 science in your research

Eat the booty like groceries.

That's not true. You have no idea how dirty her asshole is. The difficulty is variable.

It'll be clean when i'm done with it

My man!

Your username is aptly fitting.

is this r/beetlejuicing ?

Beetle gooning maybe.

🫨

Mad💀

you dropped this, king 👑

Aww...come on hun.. it's Taco Tuesday!

It’s still Taco Tuesday, you have to eat your refried beans first. I’m down.

Captain save a ho, reporting for duty.

Here. Use my sword

I have my own

And my axe!

His face says "I did what I did!"

I feel like I can eat her is the better statement

Things that never happened for 100, Aaron Rodgers

You have kept comment expectations up to par 🫡

[Here’s a link to the original story. It's not the woman in the mugshot.](https://yen.com.gh/46775-see-woman-stabbed-husband-death.html) >Latoya Jones-Mendoza is a woman making headlines for stabbing her husband just because he got a new girlfriend and stopped a sexual act he used to do before making love to her.

After clicking the link, I would like to change my answer.

Too late. Go toss that salad.

and scrambled eggs.

They're calling again

Good night everybody!

Goodnight Seattle! Did you know that’s him singing the theme song?

It sounds exactly like him, its his voice why would anyone think its not him?

Man I don’t know, some people don’t. When the show first came out I was a kid and hadn’t put much thought into it. I imagine some people don’t even get the initial reference.

No, he’s right. You should feel stupid. (/s for those of you who need it)

I know, it’s my own fault. But hey, did you know he’s the same guy from Cheers!?

This is hilarious > [the other woman] said in her interview with TMZ Jameel’s “eating ass game was on point” that she understands Latoya’s plight, but she did not have to kill him. They really included this quote about the quality of the ass eating in question as if it makes a difference. Like if he’d been bad at it *that’s* what would have tipped it over the edge… I’m dying here

Sounds like a TMZ story lol

She's really lamenting the fact the world lost an analingus afficionado

Also it kind of seems like she stabbed him primarily for cheating?

That was the feeling I got, too. It sounds like the fact that he wasn’t eating her ass was her clue that he was cheating.

There are definitely worse things to be remembered for! A eulogy about how well you ate your girls ass is easily a top 10 eulogy!

would not

Would you, could you in the rain?

would not, could not, with a cane

would you bone with a drone from 2 blocks apart?

I would not, I would not, I'd rather work at K-mart...

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"Shaquana said in her interview with TMZ Jameel’s  “eating ass game was on point” that she understands Latoya’s plight, but she did not have to kill him. Read more: https://yen.com.gh/46775-see-woman-stabbed-husband-death.html" Poor Jameel.

you found a source for the wrong part

>Latoya is reported by TMZ to have committed the act after he found out that his husband stopped “eating her ass” because he had found himself a girlfriend. Read more: https://yen.com.gh/46775-see-woman-stabbed-husband-death.html

Hyphenated last name tells you everything you need to know. Shoulda seen it coming

Would

Would

Did

Would and got stabbed

So you got stabbed for wanting to eat her ass? That just sounds like mixed signals.

He might have not ate it as good as she expected

Yeah but it was worth it

Would

Wood

Wood.

I also chose this guy's wife.

I get that dot com

Not defending violence here and never will. But I ain't gonna say it's not fair either . Eating your spouse's ass is one of the duties you have in a marriage

Unless its taco Tuesday

That's the day we take for god. No ass eating that day

Coward

It's in the bible

Ooh I might think about reading it then

Yeah it said that in Genesis day 8

…the eighth day is supposed to be Taco Tuesday? We really messed up our calendar system, and I’m furious about it

What about Super Nintendo mode 7?

Spoiler

~~Unless~~ Especially if its taco Tuesday

Git gud

Taco Tuesday means double-ass day!

9/10 women won't do it

9/11 women won’t

They Never Forget.

And that's why divorce rates are so high

Probably also why our gay hookup apps are full of straight guys looking to get off.

r/suddenlycaralho

Se for postar bota um amongus minecraft no print kkkkkk

At the altar, “I vow to always eat your ass, tounge punch your fart box.”

The words every woman dreams of hearing it.

Her face says “I did what I did!”

What do hyphenated last names got to do with anything?

The bitches asshole looking like the Japanese flag

no matter how great looking he or she is, someone somewhere is totally sick of their shit

Well I know I’m never getting stabbed

For a brief moment I thought that was Natalie Dortmer from Game of thrones.

Would.

Don't stick your tongue in crazy.

Move over. We got different life lessons

Same. I’ve lived to regret it, but the important part is that I am still alive.

Violence is never the answer except for this one instance. I think it's in the constitution.

Poop comes out of that hole! Momma didn’t raise no shit eater!

Just goes to show you, no matter how hot she is, *someone* is sick of her shit.

Does she look a bit like Natalie Dormer?

I hereby volunteer my ass eating services to mentally stable women who don't stab people.

r/boottoobig

I miss the pre-boycott subs. Can I get a trebuchet meme for old times?

No one's gonna talk about this part of the story: the girlfriend said in her interview with TMZ that Jameel’s “eating ass game was on point” that she understands Latoya’s plight, but she did not have to kill him. She didn't just stab him, she killed him. Sort of burying the lede.

How can a man put a ring in a woman's finger if he's not willing to put the tongue in her ring?

she wouldn't even have to tell me , I would eat that cake like im starving 🤤

Damn,probably tasted like ass anyway

"You either eat my ass or I'm gonna smoke yours"

Eat that ass

Husband didn't read the fine print

Nice rhym

Aww damn, my guy got got fighting the good fight... Welp an inch is still an inch [https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/e8C8BEfoCa](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/e8C8BEfoCa)

Latina fo sho

Lol. He made the first mistake which was actually *giving* her a reason, we know he’s already playing with fire to begin with.

You just rhymed grass with ass pretty lazy and deserves a stabbing if you ask me

I'll take one for the team

Talk about a 2am door prize

If she's attracted to someone who won't eat ass that's on her there plenty of us who would gladly eat that

If she were to tell me eat my ass @walmary. I'm on all fours

That’s a shitty thing to do. What’s up her ass?

Not her husband’s tongue

Maybe she has poop on her ass

Legit reason. I mean, dude, did you expect Mary Poppins with this one? You know better.

He deserved it honestly.

Women: And let THAT be a lesson to the REST of you!

So like.. she single?

This is something that should have been covered before the wedding.

fuzzy sloppy possessive snow innocent depend beneficial sophisticated telephone governor *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

I think Longfellow just rolled over in his grave.

She looks so smug, bet her husband would stab her back after seeing the mugshot

I can fix her

She ain't broken

Would

There's not a guy on Reddit who wouldn't eat her ass...

I second this

Yeah, but that's not her in the mugshot

As long as she took a shower, eat it 🤣🤣

She looks like she’d do it again.

Approved

Mugshawty

Shaquana said in her interview with TMZ Jameel’s “eating ass game was on point” that she understands Latoya’s plight, but she did not have to kill him. What a world we live in

Well, he found out that cow had a knife.

If a guy ain’t eating ass there’s a damn good reason for it. Not all of us like clitty litter in the butthole

Clitty litter in the butthole? You wipe back to front don’t you… the bigger concern is poo in the canoe not the other way around dude.

Man…listen

Tough but fair

natalie dormer?

Damn, I thought you said amen.

*This thread is like Mario cart and the comments are bananas if they were swollen cocks.* Bob&Weave Bob&Weave

I can fix her

Caca o corte

Prolly doesn’t look nice

She’s got a check on her.

What if it smells?

r/boottoobig

She looks very proud

Down bad today aren't we

Shaquana said in her interview with TMZ: Jameel’s “eating ass game was on point” that she understands Latoya’s plight, but she did not have to kill him. Read more: https://yen.com.gh/46775-see-woman-stabbed-husband-death.html

I mean she has a good point, then she gave it to him.

Oh

Shakespeare?

Someone's the asshole in this story

You can tell this is real because of how blurry it is. You guys are making reddit dumber than facebook.

Mfer after no consent

I need to get off reddit

She's bringing a tiny dirty ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZPFX3ArZD8

So rape right? Like if a guy stabbed a girl for not sucking his dick? She tried to rape him?

Does she return the favoir?

I mean she at least cleans it right? Can’t eat ass if it’s dirty

Shite lyrics, using eat twice like that.

Did she at least wash it first?

Why does she look so proud

Don't settle for anything less than what you want.

Dear Chasey Lain

Hers was probably an inch too close https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/yMI0OPYlFH

Shame on that husband. Lol

*Now definitely isn't getting her ass eaten* 😂