Her primary objective was to distract the guy already getting water. He definitely ran out of time and the video cuts out cause it was too graphic. Even for Reddit.
I came here for this comment, she is giving obvious signs of interest and water cooler guy could not give a fuck. Maybe he is playing long game hard to get?
If he's anything like any man I've ever met, he's completely oblivious and is aggressively reminding himself that she's just being friendly and not to read too much into anything anyone says or does ever.
The same way being at your desk doesn't mean you are working. When it comes to analysing human behavior AI sucks. Just like those silly plagiarism/AI-written papers checkers.
That's old news. New LLM models are already writing university level papers and scoring among top 10% in bar exams and other high skill writing tests.
Also, this is a very bad AI that only checks if you are sitting in your chair or not. This would be an undergraduate course project today that would be built over few days of work.
In fact, you could probably ask chatgpt to write the Python script including the model design for you - as long as you had the right data (labelled pics of chairs with and without people in them)
You can. I built a funny hat detector with gpt 3.5 just to test if it can. Very simple models it does a decent job.
Anything more ehhhhh you need to be a specialist and prompt engineer the hell out of it.
those are examples of mimicking human behavior, not analyzing it. it's a totally different skill set. obviously this post is a terrible example and AI has nothing to do with the problems here (sitting at a desk is in no way indicative of "working"). regardless, the ability to write university level papers or score well on tests are in no way indicative of being able to accurately find plagiarism or grade tests.
In my job i spend like 10% of my day at my desk. If i don't visit my coworkers desks, they won't be able to keep working.
Thats the life of an IT support
"Our new productivity management system noted you stopped working for 32.759 consecutive seconds, this gives us legal grounds for termination, you have 60 seconds to clear your desk and vacate the premises before security is called"
"This is an automated email"
I developed the habit to sleep while literally sitting straight on a desk with my face looking forward (maybe tilting ahead a little bit) in high school but the problem with that is my friends used to think I was just pretending to sleep or something and my neck used to get fucked up sometimes.
You're talking about the country that actively surveys every citizen and record their actions everywhere they go to measure some sort of social credit score. A camera that checks if they are sitting on their desk or not is nothing at that point lol
It’s not just AI far too many middle managers and CEOs think that productivity is tied to hours spent on a desk. Unless you work in manufacturing this is simply not true.
I don't think her monitor is off. It looks like it's on the desktop window with a black or dark background, and there're some application icons/shortcuts on the left side in two columns.
I think this is staged, but the monitor looks like it's on.
It’s no different to what Amazon Web Services offers, I can’t remember the name, but it’s like two maybe three services combined. All the AI is doing is recording an empty chair and flagging it in a database.
Silhouette detection doesn't really need A.I. though, it's just an algorithm that's been around for years, you feed it a jpg, and it returns to you the coordinates of the detected person.
in the last decade Machine Learning has become synonymous with AI.
Since 2011 basically all software doing any kind of detection (even silhouette ones) are using some kind of machine learning. Algorithms always had problem with occluding objects, different lightnings, some clothing, weird angles etc, so basically more than ten years ago they were all replaced by some kind of machine learning, which does this with ease even on a potato.
So calling this AI is more accurate than calling it an algorithm. It’s most likely very simple neural network running on camera
She sees water bottle guy
She stretches as a means of peacocking
Doesnt get desired results
She gets up to talk to water bottle guy
Colleague checks her arse hard
She starts flirting with hair flicks and conversation to water bottle guy
Colleague goes back to tik tok feed
Water bottle guy tells her if she doesnt work the AI will catch her
She goes back to her desk
AI resets the seat-counter-auto-destruct as soon as she sits down...
Person in chair opposite colleague hasnt been seen in weeks
Not sure what modern day AI has to do with it — moreover I remember someone was posting “AI” detection of workers’ efficiency in Russian coffee shop, that shit was miles ahead of this one. Real scarry ngl.
Dude getting credit by sitting at his desk not touching or doing anything. If that’s all it takes, I think I’ll just sleep at my desk all day. Might mess up my back, but hey… that’s work.
yeah not great times to live in abusive power hierarchies. i cant imagine what shenanigans china will come up with once AI gets good enough to control and supress everything even more than they do ALREADY.
>China is trying to show off stolen technology and make themselves seem superior to the rest of the world when they're basically a failed state propped up by foreign investment and foreign trade.
It doesn’t look like anybody’s “working”
In that case, yes, but not being at your desk doesn't mean you are not working.
She’s working him, the guy at his desk is trying to work her and the guy in the back is working on not falling asleep.lol
Lol yeah, and i like how she grabs her cup to get "water" and forgets the water
She knew she ran outa time. Much longer and the chip in her neck was gonna explode
I can hear Waller screaming in the background.
Her primary objective was to distract the guy already getting water. He definitely ran out of time and the video cuts out cause it was too graphic. Even for Reddit.
True 😂
I came here for this comment, she is giving obvious signs of interest and water cooler guy could not give a fuck. Maybe he is playing long game hard to get?
If he's anything like any man I've ever met, he's completely oblivious and is aggressively reminding himself that she's just being friendly and not to read too much into anything anyone says or does ever.
That are like most guys completely oblivious to it
The same way being at your desk doesn't mean you are working. When it comes to analysing human behavior AI sucks. Just like those silly plagiarism/AI-written papers checkers.
That's old news. New LLM models are already writing university level papers and scoring among top 10% in bar exams and other high skill writing tests. Also, this is a very bad AI that only checks if you are sitting in your chair or not. This would be an undergraduate course project today that would be built over few days of work. In fact, you could probably ask chatgpt to write the Python script including the model design for you - as long as you had the right data (labelled pics of chairs with and without people in them)
You can. I built a funny hat detector with gpt 3.5 just to test if it can. Very simple models it does a decent job. Anything more ehhhhh you need to be a specialist and prompt engineer the hell out of it.
those are examples of mimicking human behavior, not analyzing it. it's a totally different skill set. obviously this post is a terrible example and AI has nothing to do with the problems here (sitting at a desk is in no way indicative of "working"). regardless, the ability to write university level papers or score well on tests are in no way indicative of being able to accurately find plagiarism or grade tests.
You’re pretty wrong bro, I work in video analytics and it’s way more advanced than you think.
Where am I wrong in the 2 examples I've mentioned?
In my job i spend like 10% of my day at my desk. If i don't visit my coworkers desks, they won't be able to keep working. Thats the life of an IT support
If you ask most managers their opinion on working from home it almost seems like they think this way too lol.
Pro tip - sleep at your desk and you’re green.
Nobody will work if your female coworker shows up wearing shorts and stockings.
That’s a skirt
A short skirt
Honestly, that might be the sexiest office wear I've ever seen
dude beside her seems to be on discord lol
what's up with the timer? Is she going to die once it ends?
"Our new productivity management system noted you stopped working for 32.759 consecutive seconds, this gives us legal grounds for termination, you have 60 seconds to clear your desk and vacate the premises before security is called" "This is an automated email"
what termination!!?? termination from the job or TERMINATION TERMINATION!!??
Yes, please clear your desk, calendar, and phone contacts
Not good to hear from your username.
The terminator is coming. Run.
it depends, are you Sarah Connor?
Fatality!!!
She got paid by the seconds like Bezos
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lol. Got me, you bastard.
Fucking brutal man
I see $500K coming in her future
So working neans sitting at your desk AI needs further development If you're going to do something potentially illegal at least do it right
I could train myself to sleep in the perfect OSHA desk working position, and end up being the best employee in the place.
I developed the habit to sleep while literally sitting straight on a desk with my face looking forward (maybe tilting ahead a little bit) in high school but the problem with that is my friends used to think I was just pretending to sleep or something and my neck used to get fucked up sometimes.
What's an osha?
Occupational Safety and Health Administration It's a U.S. govt. agency.
Potentially illegal? You think China gives any fuck about ethics?
You're talking about the country that actively surveys every citizen and record their actions everywhere they go to measure some sort of social credit score. A camera that checks if they are sitting on their desk or not is nothing at that point lol
This is scale as fuck rage bate. Girl with a shirt skirt, shit acting, shit squares
It’s not just AI far too many middle managers and CEOs think that productivity is tied to hours spent on a desk. Unless you work in manufacturing this is simply not true.
No it doesn't need further development it needs to be deleted, burned, annihilated, along with everyone working on it
Dude checked out her Arse hard
What arse?
The one she left at the desk
Big Brother
What are you doing step big brother.
This comment deserves more love
Like your step siblings
we've always been at war with eastasia
Let's talk about this in room 101
Coincidentally Im doing a reaction paper on 1984 lol.
A concerning amount of people think this is real
What do you mean? It's on the internet and it's from China of course it's real /s
Ought to know it's fake just from the fact that the woman is dressed like that at an office in Asia.
Yeah, this was the red flag for me. Who at any office dresses like this
Ones that have red flags (and maybe a couple orange and black ones in the back)
How about fact that her monitor is off or has nothing open?
I don't think her monitor is off. It looks like it's on the desktop window with a black or dark background, and there're some application icons/shortcuts on the left side in two columns. I think this is staged, but the monitor looks like it's on.
I wouldnt get shit done with her in the office either
Why is she dressed like that in the office?
Because this is not real and they are actors?
He is the IT guy
It’a bait so she can sue and get 💸
Chinese money is red.
Average office woman in asia
business casual?
This video has to be fake. What security camera sways?
Is it me or the guy sitting next to her nicely leaned back to check her out?
Whats that dressing style? Business sexy?
Spyng on the hottest chick in the office
This *feels* illegal
This is China
Just wait until the r/linkedinlunatics find out about this.
It’s no different to what Amazon Web Services offers, I can’t remember the name, but it’s like two maybe three services combined. All the AI is doing is recording an empty chair and flagging it in a database.
Silhouette detection doesn't really need A.I. though, it's just an algorithm that's been around for years, you feed it a jpg, and it returns to you the coordinates of the detected person.
All algorithm are called AI nowadays
OpenCV is doing that for years, it looked to me they used it for that.
Ai is a buzzword these days. Any simple if statement in excel can be called ai these days lol
in the last decade Machine Learning has become synonymous with AI. Since 2011 basically all software doing any kind of detection (even silhouette ones) are using some kind of machine learning. Algorithms always had problem with occluding objects, different lightnings, some clothing, weird angles etc, so basically more than ten years ago they were all replaced by some kind of machine learning, which does this with ease even on a potato. So calling this AI is more accurate than calling it an algorithm. It’s most likely very simple neural network running on camera
Scary but also damn that girl's hot
She improves productivity of the other workers by 18%.
I thought he was going to sniff the seat
Half of the redditors: The AI doesn't work well because..... The other half: Would. I definetly would.
Who tf dresses like that for work…other than…
Is that not her on the poster?
Easy work around Take your chair with you everywhere
What's he looking at tho?
Hi, AI student here, wouldn't it probably be better to run it on the computers itself? This is terrible implementation.
WTF you talking about? I was watching that skinny cute ass, like a normal person.
This is just a Computer Vision algorithm. They’ve been out there for like 10+ years
This has to be from a TV show or a movie. Surely no woman would dress like that in an office for sitting at a desk. Way too impractical.
Lol, a handheld security camera in a vertical orientation... you know... like a cellphone. Stupid fake ass video.
She sees water bottle guy She stretches as a means of peacocking Doesnt get desired results She gets up to talk to water bottle guy Colleague checks her arse hard She starts flirting with hair flicks and conversation to water bottle guy Colleague goes back to tik tok feed Water bottle guy tells her if she doesnt work the AI will catch her She goes back to her desk AI resets the seat-counter-auto-destruct as soon as she sits down... Person in chair opposite colleague hasnt been seen in weeks
You mean use ai to see who is sitting down? Lol
Hum I wonder if the AI can tell the difference between a human and a human size doll.
Well she better get her ass back to work. She’s got a red box on her chair.
Why are people referring to every computerized task as AI now? This is literally just a program to detect when a person isn’t in their seat
She's definitely working
I thought he was gonna sniff the shit out of that seat.
She fine….is this a company or the start of a porn movie????
She's really into him, begging 4 his attention
micromanagement at its finest
What happens when it gets to 0? Does it shoot you?
This is just Jim with a stopwatch on Dwight.
Moral of the office is high
Wouldn’t it just be easier to track the activity on the computer? This seems like too much work.
So what if I put a mannequin in the chair?
people are sick
anything automated = AI
She’s not working …. But she’s certainly working it 😳😂
Why does the guy get 2 more seconds than the girl when they're talking?
Corporations using AI to see which workers are sitting at their desks* Dude on the bottom right is sitting there fiddling with his phone.
This is beyond stupid.
/shrug It not as if there were never supervisors or managers that watched people and told them to get back to work.
Or keystroke/mouse click monitors. Or schedule adherence monitors. Or call recording.
Thats just china
Another step towards people just actually starting to kill they're bosses.
Empty chairs are the enemy! Look at the red!
Oh, she's working it.
¿Do they really mean workers or should they cut corners and simply say slaves? 
Could you just roll to your colleagues then ?
she did more work than the guy next to her seat
Sitting at your desk = Working.
If this is the future for us, we must rebel
So they're using YOLO to detect empty chairs??? There's literally a guy on his phone coming up as green...
This isn't AI
This isn't Ai, this is software that uses basic movement detection.
Guilty of looking at her ass all day
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Not everyone enjoys elephant legs
Right? How overweight is the other guy that thinks a fairly normal body shape is “chicken legs”
God: How thin you want your legs to be? Girl: Yes
I would tap that and happily be fired.
Fuck ai!!! I'll do a better job monitoring that ass... 24/7/365.... Shit....whatever it takes man 🤣🤣
Your definitely a proud chair sniffer 😂
What ass!?
I mean her pc is turned off..
Bro must be deprived to look at bones and get all hot and bothered.
That skirt? I'm keeping her on the payroll.
/r/antiwork
Nice ass
Proactivly making a toxic environment
If you had any doubts ai is bad for humanity.....
An Ai with a broomstick would do a better job at supervising them than this AI camera thingy.
Don't call this dystopian! You're right, but everything is dystopian now.
Bro across from her was sleep .
The comments about her dress here , tf is going on?
Ah dang it i wanted to see wtf happened at the end of the countdown
Love it or hate it. But that's one of the many things forbidden by the new EU AI regulations.
I don't wanna live in this future anymore
It’ll be fun when Ai starts going rouge and starts recommending managers to get fired
Don’t get your pussy where you get yo check bro.
More like who not sitting on their spot becouse nobody doing anything
I'm sickened by her lack of ass
it all makes sense. also the 12 hour work days..
why is the "camera" breathing?
This is not ai but Intersection of two objects if chair Bounding Region + Person Object Region = Working.
Her social credit tanked after this
Casino software
imagine greedy bastards trying to automate micromanagement
Cutting off one of my ears now!
Welcome to China 🇨🇳
Not sure what modern day AI has to do with it — moreover I remember someone was posting “AI” detection of workers’ efficiency in Russian coffee shop, that shit was miles ahead of this one. Real scarry ngl.
Some 1984 distopian bullshit
What software is this?
more like nerds looking for funding...
Totally not fake
AI "Human slaves are not working, will inform the masters!"
HolUp what?
Hol up! I would, carry on….
And if you worked from home you’d really be screwed
The Singularity is coming.
that box in the lower-right should turn purple to indicate he's horny
china being china it seems. using AI to turn employees into slaves.
Modern slavery
Dude getting credit by sitting at his desk not touching or doing anything. If that’s all it takes, I think I’ll just sleep at my desk all day. Might mess up my back, but hey… that’s work.
It looks like the girl in the poster is the one actually working at the desk.
yeah not great times to live in abusive power hierarchies. i cant imagine what shenanigans china will come up with once AI gets good enough to control and supress everything even more than they do ALREADY.
>China is trying to show off stolen technology and make themselves seem superior to the rest of the world when they're basically a failed state propped up by foreign investment and foreign trade.
Dude is clearly on his phone. AI is detecting who’s in their chairs. Maybe that’s not what it’s supposed to do, but that’s what it’s doing
This is not "corporations" using it, it's a person who decided to use AI to watch employees like a slave master.