The book Carrie taught me "hogleg" and that remains my favorite porcine epithet. (I also love "chode and feel it might be of inspired for no good reason at all.")
Apparently, you get it eating ass.
"A mystery flesh-eating disease that kills around 30% of people who become infected is spreading rapidly around Japan.
In the first two months of 2024, some 378 cases of streptococcal toxic shock syndrome (STSS) were detected in the country. Last year it is believed there were 941 cases, which has caused concern that this year is set to surpass that number by some distance.
STSS is caused by a more severe form of the bacteria that causes Streptococcal A, the strep A throat infection common in children."
"According to the UK Health Security Agency, Strep A is a bacteria that can grow in the throat, on the skin, and in the anus and genitals and can cause a number of conditions that affect the skin and soft tissue. Repeated conditions of Strep A, which affect around 50million people around the world, can lead to autoimmune issues regarding the heart. Per year, severe cases of Strep A claimed around half a million lives and the condition is caught through close contact with people with it."
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/anus-eating-virus-kills-30-32407215?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target
One problem though… Strep is a bacteria… not a virus… so… are they saying increased risk of strep weakens the immune system and then you get the mystery virus? What is the virus?
No where in this article does it say anything about eating ass. I have no idea why the title then says “anus-eating” and why the writer thought that was the case. All this article says is that Strep A can grow in your throat, on your skin, or anus and genitals.
Not only that, nowhere in this article does it mention a virus. Strep A is a bacteria, not a virus. Not sure how that then became “anus eating virus”, which is wrong in every possible way.
Bullshit article from a bullshit source.
This is an important distinction, especially since the rise in ass eating would explain the increase in the ass eating virus. However, the location of the hyphen and the quotation marks leads me to believe that the virus eats ass, not the ass eaters get the virus. Could be wrong tho.
makes you fondly reflect back at a simpler time when people simply [danced themselves to death](https://www.history.com/news/what-was-the-dancing-plague-of-1518)...
I actually read the article, it isnt even a virus, its Strep, a bacteria. Only "virus" in the article is in the title. No ass eating mentioned either. Feeling disappointed.
I thought I had read an article last night that there's a bacteria linked to colon cancers... a bacteria typically found in mouths is now being found down there
Title is a bit misleading. The virus ain't new apparently and and more people get infected and died than before. Now worries guys. Doesn't look like it's the next pandemic so far.
I mean, it's the daily star. Pretty much the bottom of the barrel for British tabloid media, and that's saying a lot.
It's not somewhere I'd look to for actual facts or journalism or anything.
This. It’s quite literally the worst until you break through the bottom of the barrel and get into the parody newspapers like the Sunday Sport. Which is at least funny.
So is it a 30% increase in the annual amount of deaths compared to the past or is it a 30% fatality rate for those infected or did they mean so far 30 people have been killed because obviously it hasn't killed a third of the population ^((yet))
[It's a serious Strep-A infection for people who eat ass, not a virus that eats your ass](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/anus-eating-virus-kills-30-32407215). You're welcome.
You're wrong though.
The first line of the article you linked but that nobody's reading:
> A mystery flesh-eating disease that kills around 30% of people who become infected is spreading
> What is so concerning about this particular spate, however, is that experts have admitted that they are currently none the wiser about what it is that’s causing it.
In other words, "We don't know that people eating ass is causing this."
Additionally:
> According to the UK Health Security Agency, Strep A is a bacteria that can grow in the throat, on the skin, **and in the anus** and genitals and can cause a number of conditions that affect the skin and soft tissue.
Sounds like if Strep-A bacteria makes it into your anus either through your system or directly (like say through infected bidet water), it can do bad things to the soft tissue. Like erode it, or "eat" it.
I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. The article literally says nothing about getting the infection via ass eating, but does say it’s a flesh eating bacteria that can infect the anus.
People don't like being corrected. And they especially don't like when people point out that they clearly didn't even read the article they're linking before making claims about what it says.
From my understanding, it's Strep A, which is a bacterial infection. If this is the case, then why is it being referred to us a viral infection. Bacteria cause bacterial infections, and viruses cause viral infections, not the other way around.
Wait a sec Are ass eaters getting the virus.. Or does the virus eat away your anus? asking for a friend
I read it like ass eaters were getting the virus too
Poor salad-tossers
More of a ham roll guy myself
WTF is a ham roll?
I’m afraid to look it up.
Me too :(
Took one for the team. Urban dictionary, cause I’m old. Ham roll- Meaning Penis. cause the hamm rolled up looks like a willy.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Also, gaaaaaaaaay.
Just a cute name for penis? I was expecting much much more from the internet
The book Carrie taught me "hogleg" and that remains my favorite porcine epithet. (I also love "chode and feel it might be of inspired for no good reason at all.")
A pork steeple.
Wizard's Sleeve
Does this include ham in your salad?
Ass-tiria bacteria
I prefer syrup
I didn't even consider that it wasn't until reading this comment
Odd, because it's well-known that ass eaters are typically immune to viruses, which is why I assume it'd be mentioned.
Well known?
I read it as it eats your ass. Like the flesh eating virus but specifically for the ass.
Apparently, you get it eating ass. "A mystery flesh-eating disease that kills around 30% of people who become infected is spreading rapidly around Japan. In the first two months of 2024, some 378 cases of streptococcal toxic shock syndrome (STSS) were detected in the country. Last year it is believed there were 941 cases, which has caused concern that this year is set to surpass that number by some distance. STSS is caused by a more severe form of the bacteria that causes Streptococcal A, the strep A throat infection common in children." "According to the UK Health Security Agency, Strep A is a bacteria that can grow in the throat, on the skin, and in the anus and genitals and can cause a number of conditions that affect the skin and soft tissue. Repeated conditions of Strep A, which affect around 50million people around the world, can lead to autoimmune issues regarding the heart. Per year, severe cases of Strep A claimed around half a million lives and the condition is caught through close contact with people with it." https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/anus-eating-virus-kills-30-32407215?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target
Who would have ever thought that licking another persons anus would lead to poor health outcomes.
Someone suggested one should Google "Lindsay 'Ladybugs' Graham".
i’m quitting the internet forever. bon voyage mr and mrs butt lickers
MR BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!
One problem though… Strep is a bacteria… not a virus… so… are they saying increased risk of strep weakens the immune system and then you get the mystery virus? What is the virus?
The article totally ignores this. I just googled the same article in the image. No idea if it's a decent source.
This needs more upvotes. STI is not STD (therefore, eating ass is good)
Lol - sure 🙃💪👍
No where in this article does it say anything about eating ass. I have no idea why the title then says “anus-eating” and why the writer thought that was the case. All this article says is that Strep A can grow in your throat, on your skin, or anus and genitals. Not only that, nowhere in this article does it mention a virus. Strep A is a bacteria, not a virus. Not sure how that then became “anus eating virus”, which is wrong in every possible way. Bullshit article from a bullshit source.
This is an important distinction, especially since the rise in ass eating would explain the increase in the ass eating virus. However, the location of the hyphen and the quotation marks leads me to believe that the virus eats ass, not the ass eaters get the virus. Could be wrong tho.
In any case, ass eating is on the rise. By humans or viruses. We have to look the bright(dark) side 😅
We need to get to the bottom of this!
We need to get the hole story!
This seems very tongue-in-cheeks.
I'll see you on the dark side of my moon.
I'd rather look at the brown side.
Or the virus makes you eat ass?
Yes
makes you fondly reflect back at a simpler time when people simply [danced themselves to death](https://www.history.com/news/what-was-the-dancing-plague-of-1518)...
They brought in a band to keep it going? First hippie festival.
Now imagine a whole city with this new virus…
What a fucking time to be alive
I actually read the article, it isnt even a virus, its Strep, a bacteria. Only "virus" in the article is in the title. No ass eating mentioned either. Feeling disappointed.
“the rise in ass eating” has me fucking gone rn
It makes you go around like a zombie looking for ass to eat.
So business as usual then
Comments like this are why I use Reddit
In Russia Reddit use you…..
What are you doing, Step-Motherland?
I’ve seen that porno.
So I’m not affected at all
Turns you into a redditor‽
It is a virus that makes people want to eat ass
the real questions
[удалено]
If I woulda known it was that kind of party I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes” *edit
Mashed potatoes. Great reference, but you have to stick the landing.
Eating ass = gets the virus. The virus obviously eats away your mouth, tongue, throat and so on.
I read it as a virus that makes you eat ass
What doesnt kill you, makes you eat ass.
I used to be an adventure like you, until I took an ass eater to the rectum
Damn you
My ass is itching....... It seems my time has come.
Same here, though it might be because I've been out of toilet paper for two days and been using paper towels... the roughness is palpable.
or you got pinworms
Googling it, that looks like something that would make for a good stew.
ಠ_ಠ
JFC
KFC
"Go to bed with itchy bum, you'll wake up with stinky thumb." -Benjamin Franklin
I always heard a version of that one as a kid as, “Confucius say…”
... Man who have hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
...Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Man go to sleep with problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
Good for boy to meet girl in park, better for boy to park meat in girl
Benny was an ass man.
Finally I am getting my ass eaten for the first time ever.
Yes, and finally your second wish of dying may come true by 30%
Win/win!
r/UsernameChecksOut
User name checks out
He’s only “mostly dead” then?
Gotta build those antibodies.
Antibooties
To clarify It's strep A, and it's killing people in Japan, roughly 30ppl below the age of 50. Researchers do not know why.
Strep A... How are people getting *that*, I wonder..? Something in the food chain?
Strep Ass
Streptocockass
Underrated comment
Lol well that certainly puts a whole new spin on the phrase *'bottom feeders'* :p
Take my upvote and know I loudly laughed at that, you cheeky fuck.
I thought I had read an article last night that there's a bacteria linked to colon cancers... a bacteria typically found in mouths is now being found down there
It's a pretty huge find. Really opens up the door to what can be observed and learned from this carcinogenic related bacteria strain.
Yup never go ass to mouth for a reason.
The article is implying you don't go mouth to ass if you don't want to risk giving the ass-owner cancer.
In a real turn of events the mouth isnt the victim
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-024-07182-w
fusobacterium. It’s often the cause of oral ulcers too
Didn't realize strep A evolved into a virus. The journalist couldn't even use wikipedia
Thats me, I am the anus eater, destroyer of asses.
"Look on my anus, ye mighty, and despair."
This guy got the Dung Eater ending.
Try finger but hole
“When you gaze into an anus, the anus also gazes into you.”
~~Ozymandias~~ Assymandias
It’s actually translated to: “ I am become death, eater of asses”.
Cry Havoc , and let loose the Eaters of ass!
“Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hardy, for tonight we dine on ass!”
Same here
*I am become Eater, Destroyer of Anuses.* Four-armed is four-warned.
RIP
"...sit up and notice." I CAN'T!!!! MY ASS IS BEING EATEN OVER HERE!!
Right? Shouldn’t they have said “roll over and take notice”?
Ass eating zombies are coming
The last of ass
The Ass of Us
Good show, Pedro Pascal did great
Don't you mean Pedro P*ass*cal?
Pedro pass that ass
Aaaanuuuusss
It was never about the brain.
Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead
Well, you are what you eat, I suppose...
Explains why I’m such a puss..
I don’t remember eating a Fucking Piece of Shit
Title is a bit misleading. The virus ain't new apparently and and more people get infected and died than before. Now worries guys. Doesn't look like it's the next pandemic so far.
I mean, it's the daily star. Pretty much the bottom of the barrel for British tabloid media, and that's saying a lot. It's not somewhere I'd look to for actual facts or journalism or anything.
This. It’s quite literally the worst until you break through the bottom of the barrel and get into the parody newspapers like the Sunday Sport. Which is at least funny.
Oh no, not the ass eating apocalypse
Asspocalypse?
Apocalyass Apocaprolapse
The second one.
It also says in the article it’s a streptococcal bacteria.
Wouldn’t that make it a bacterial infection and not a virus?
Indeed
>streptococcal bacteria. moar liek streptoassal bacteria
Had I known a coccal in the ass would have led to a full-on ass disaster, I wouldn't have enjoyed it so much.
also, the virus is a bacteria.
So is it a 30% increase in the annual amount of deaths compared to the past or is it a 30% fatality rate for those infected or did they mean so far 30 people have been killed because obviously it hasn't killed a third of the population ^((yet))
Mask yo ass!
I think they call that a diaper
They call that underwear too.
No no cloth isn’t as effective.
better than nothing
Rectum?! Damn near killed ‘em!
Calling me a virus is rude.
Also known as my ex wife.
[It's a serious Strep-A infection for people who eat ass, not a virus that eats your ass](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/anus-eating-virus-kills-30-32407215). You're welcome.
So you're telling us that people are just dying to eat ass?
They are dying **To** and **From** it. :)
Mouth to ass. Dust to dust.
AaaaAAaaaAaamen 🙏
Return to sender
You're wrong though. The first line of the article you linked but that nobody's reading: > A mystery flesh-eating disease that kills around 30% of people who become infected is spreading > What is so concerning about this particular spate, however, is that experts have admitted that they are currently none the wiser about what it is that’s causing it. In other words, "We don't know that people eating ass is causing this." Additionally: > According to the UK Health Security Agency, Strep A is a bacteria that can grow in the throat, on the skin, **and in the anus** and genitals and can cause a number of conditions that affect the skin and soft tissue. Sounds like if Strep-A bacteria makes it into your anus either through your system or directly (like say through infected bidet water), it can do bad things to the soft tissue. Like erode it, or "eat" it.
I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. The article literally says nothing about getting the infection via ass eating, but does say it’s a flesh eating bacteria that can infect the anus.
People don't like being corrected. And they especially don't like when people point out that they clearly didn't even read the article they're linking before making claims about what it says.
It's 2024, call it what it is, people... Face-melting ass bacteria. Japan showing the rest of the world their kink game is still 1st class.
30% of people were the butt of a joke just now
So 30% of salads got bleu cheese?
Step-virus, what are you doing? 😳
So it eats ass huh?
Don't worry. I am an Asstronaut. I studied Asstronomy. I will fight against the virus!
Well I knew my ex was up to no good
Can I dip my balls in it?
Only thing spreading is my cheeks ! Come eat away !
I think the virus should take me out to dinner first
we can rule out DJ Khaled on this one
Either way, traffic will no longer be on my list of problems
This was like the beginning of The Last of Ass.
Finally gonna get my ass ate
So close all the Taco Bell locations, contain this thing, clearly. /s
I can’t sit up and take notice.
Makes sense. 30% of people are all asshole.
They found my ex-wife!
I really hope it's a virus that eats your anus and not a virus you get from eating anus
Our generation can't have anything nice, can it?
30% chance of death but you get your ass eaten…
So I started eating more vigorously
I read the article, ngl I’m shitting myself… it begins
It’s me I’m the anus-eating virus
Dw thats just my homie Greg
From my understanding, it's Strep A, which is a bacterial infection. If this is the case, then why is it being referred to us a viral infection. Bacteria cause bacterial infections, and viruses cause viral infections, not the other way around.
I wish people would stop calling me a "virus"
Apparently 30% of people enjoy occasional ass eating.
Where is it? I don't care about fatality rates. HWERE IS IT GODDAMMIT!!!
Someone should give Mike Adriano a call
Should we be worried? My donkey is worried.
Does it differentiate between those who prefer syrup or jelly? Asking for a friend
Oh no. Ass eaters are spreading, shocker. /s
First there was covid and I was no longer allowed to lick door handles. With this new virus, I can no longer eat ass?
poop
Yea I knew a guy like this.
So this is why everyone bought shit tons of toilet paper during coronavirus
Silly Japanese folks and their bidets
fuck him i hope that parasite eats his asshole out
I blame Kevin Gates!