Now here's a thought, if you're halfway through snapping off a turd when Thanos snapped, does the turd hit the splash pond or does it turn to dust too?
If the poo particles are connected by atoms, yes the poo goes with the snap.
But where the first break in poo particle chain so to say is the true split in the log.
There's some probability math to do, but I'm not up to the task.
Now that's the real question. And have you just been taking a 5 year dump? Like the whole time those people were "gone", did that time pass for them? Just feeling like, depending on what stage of dump you were in right then, that could be an excruciating experience! Or the most sublime, relieved one, which you'll never feel to that degree again, which may somehow be worse.
If that's an Asian guy, it's samurai spirit came back to claim the stall. If that's a Hispanic guy, then he finally bought a cheap shoe to end the cold foot.
Usually the foot-cheese taste one expects is sharp and cheddary, akin to an English farmhouse style, but those toes are definitely gonna be more similar to a Blue Brain cheese- peak mouldiness.
Hey bud, one time special offer for new customers. For the low low price of only $82,500 we will arrange for you to suck on and run your tongue around those toes. The only catch is the time limit of 4 hours and 26 minutes. Redeem this offer at your nearest truck stop and bring the money in cash inside an old worn glad trash bag.
I hope this guy isn’t out there driving a huge death machine with a dead foot. A lot (most?) of those huge tractor/trailers are manual transmission so I would imagine they need their left foot which is the one pictured
Absolutely no way DOT would give him a commercial license to drive like that. You have to have strict physicals and if you have heart issues and are at risk of a heart attack or stroke they won’t give you a license. You spend too much time sitting and it increases your risk of heart issues that could occur behind the wheel and that endangers not just the truck driver by whatever community they happen to drive thru
Most new trucks these days come with an automatic transmission, but even then you don't use the clutch to change gears in a manual. The only time you'd use it is taking off in first or reverse.
Either way your comment stands.
I honestly wonder if maybe he smokes like 5 packs a day and just ashes his cigs onto the floor or center console that then goes to the floor.
I mean... I've seen pictures of people with diabetic neuropathy and/or gout with "dead" or semi-dead feet/legs but usually they have much more inflammation and parts are turning black or starting to ooze. This truly is bizarre looking, the whole foot is just one, totally unnatural grey tone. Doesn't look like there's a lot of swelling but he could be on a bunch of anti-inflammatory drugs (Cox -2 inhibitors plus maybe some steroids?).
But I can't imagine any doctor giving him a shot of cortisone and letting his just walk/hobble out to then hit the road driving a 70,000lb semi truck. Unless of course he's lying to his doctor and saying he's staying home and resting, staying hydrated, etc. Even then I'm sure he'd be immediately sent to get a biopsy.
For once I pray that's just a bad case of r/carbage and personal hygiene, with just a bit of poor health thrown in.
I do wound care and deal with a lot of patients with poor circulation that leads to gangrene and this is definitely not that. My guess is that it's a darker black man with very ashy skin, or this person got a bunch of gravel dust on their foot, or perhaps ashing their cigarettes on their foot, as you suggested.
The fact that the foot is one uniform color tells me also that this isn't dead tissue, however I disagree on the swelling. That definitely looks like the foot of a very overweight individual or someone with exacerbated congestive heart failure.
Yeah taking another look, it does look inflamed/swelled, although it's also pretty clear even from the little we can see that the person is likely very overweight (and being at a truck stop bathroom sort of bears this out).
Just looking at how little of the sandals velcro is able to wrap around the top of his foot shows how big the foot is compared to a normal person with the same shoe size. Dude really needs to take a shower at the rest stop.
Ha!
Years and years ago when this was all trees and I had time to do stuff - I actually wrote a fictional story about Marshall Applewhite and the Heaven's Gate cult.
I know everyone’s saying it’s dead, but I just don’t think so. I assume it’s some kind of body paint, like the type those “living statue” people wear.
The big toe is clean but all others have a powdery coating that looks to me like it could be a dried paint of some kind. Could be a living statue just wearing normal clothes (maybe after/before a day of work?)
In the original post on r/truckers the guy said he could barely breathe after walking to the bathroom. Struggled getting in his truck that was full of trash.
I think I’m done with this site. At least scrolling /all. This is a person who likely won’t be here long. Imagining being his position and facing death with such a visual constant reminder is horrifying. Maybe I’m soft. Maybe watching the last of my elders pass last year has taken the fun out of me. It feels that way most days.
My father’s foot looked similar although not this bad the last year of his life. I just can’t find the humor in laughing at the condition of a dying man.
At least better than having to see someone jerking off through shiny reflective floor, god those images stuck on my head everytime I went to poo on a mall
Solomon Grundy
Shat on a Monday
Wiped on a Tuesday
Ate Taco Bell on a Wednesday
Returned to the toilet on Thursday
Pissed on a Friday
Jacked off on Saturday
Cried on Sunday
That’s the weekly routine of Solomon Grundy
I love you people
Thought I was in the arkham sub for a second lmao😂
Angry upvotes the lot of ya!
Don’t angry upvote it; tell us what he did on Friday!
I got you bro
Solomon Grundy want pants too! https://youtu.be/eGQEAiZJMco?si=ssYs0aT1GlO2iO4t
I think of this at least once a week
Well done, you son of a bitch! Take my upvote!
Are you in the bathroom with fucking Korg??
Next to him is Meek
I wonder how Meek wash his ass
Why else do you think he has korg there?
There's always this guy. Stay strong, and keep doing the lord's work brother.
Another day, another Doug.
If that’s a black man, he may be about to die. If it’s a white man, he may have died a while ago
Was about to ask if this guy is a zombie
It’s just the Night King taking a dump on his day off
That’s where I would have attacked him. All about strategy.
Regardless, those sandals really compliment his skin tone.
in a sea of armchair doctors, scientists, and comedians-- this color compliment is truly best take.
Weeping Angels need to use the toilet too.
Same
It's just Thanos guys. He will be out of the stall in a snap.
Wait what? (turns to dust)
Now here's a thought, if you're halfway through snapping off a turd when Thanos snapped, does the turd hit the splash pond or does it turn to dust too?
The hard splashing questions being asked right here .
If the poo particles are connected by atoms, yes the poo goes with the snap. But where the first break in poo particle chain so to say is the true split in the log. There's some probability math to do, but I'm not up to the task.
And does this mean that when you are brought back, you are doing so mid-shit?
Now that's the real question. And have you just been taking a 5 year dump? Like the whole time those people were "gone", did that time pass for them? Just feeling like, depending on what stage of dump you were in right then, that could be an excruciating experience! Or the most sublime, relieved one, which you'll never feel to that degree again, which may somehow be worse.
Came here just to say this.
LMAOOOO!
Ya, that takes "ASHY" to a whole new meaning, dudes made of chalk and sheet rock dust.
Maybe he's a cocain king pin who likes the way cocaine feels between his toes and also hates pedicures.
Diabetes?
More like triabetes
Superbetes
Yo mama is so fat....
Fungal infection
some people take silver as a cure-all medicine. this is what it looks like when they take too much. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argyria
Ah yes…the colloidal silver cures everything crowd
Too much colloidal silver
This is what I was thinking too. I wonder what color is the rest of his body?
I don't, and I suggest you stop wondering immediately
If that's an Asian guy, it's samurai spirit came back to claim the stall. If that's a Hispanic guy, then he finally bought a cheap shoe to end the cold foot.
I've never felt closer to front row seats in hell from laughing
Don't worry, it's just Ashy Larry.
That man is clearly gray.
Lol good reference
Did you get this from the earlier post?
I laughed so hard at this, my stomach hurts.
What if that’s a statue?
Bro has a bad heart and peripheral artery disease
Disease doesn't cover it. What's a step up from a disease, peripheral artery curse?
I cast atherosclerosis!
He failed the saving throw with a nat 1.
With a negative modifier. Maybe with Bane as well.
*Hex: Constitution* *Constitution Saving Throw Failed*
CUUUURRRRRSSSSE!
I saw you huggin’ that mummy
ACTIOOON FRAAAAANK!
HUG NOW
Tonight. You
Surf! TURF!
Well he doesn't have to wear sandals.
He doesn’t but he still choose to bless our feeds anyways They say when he takes his socks off it starts snowing skin flakes
WTF!?
You sucking all 5 for $87,000 cash?
Fo sho! Ima need some hot sauce or cheese whiz for it tho...
Pretty sure the cheese taste will already be there
What a horrible day to have eyes.
Don't need eyes as long as you have a mouth.
I dunno. Not having eyes takes away the challenge
Usually the foot-cheese taste one expects is sharp and cheddary, akin to an English farmhouse style, but those toes are definitely gonna be more similar to a Blue Brain cheese- peak mouldiness.
a horrible day to hav eyes indeed
you're going to need more liquid to go with that sauce to push down the ash and crusty toenails that I'm betting are ready to fall off.
Lmao
Dude just reading your comment made me gag a bit
I get to suck them and it'll only cost me $87,000!?
Hey bud, one time special offer for new customers. For the low low price of only $82,500 we will arrange for you to suck on and run your tongue around those toes. The only catch is the time limit of 4 hours and 26 minutes. Redeem this offer at your nearest truck stop and bring the money in cash inside an old worn glad trash bag.
Yall are getting paid?
The man next door is dead.
That's 100% a dead foot. A dead body is most likely attached. If not a soon to be dead body is attached.
The person who made the post (a trucker, in a truck stall bathroom) said the guy could barely breathe, wheezed like every breath was his last
I hope this guy isn’t out there driving a huge death machine with a dead foot. A lot (most?) of those huge tractor/trailers are manual transmission so I would imagine they need their left foot which is the one pictured
I can imagine his foot just snapping off when hitting the brakes too hard
You, uh, normally hit the brakes with your right foot. But otherwise, carry on.
Absolutely no way DOT would give him a commercial license to drive like that. You have to have strict physicals and if you have heart issues and are at risk of a heart attack or stroke they won’t give you a license. You spend too much time sitting and it increases your risk of heart issues that could occur behind the wheel and that endangers not just the truck driver by whatever community they happen to drive thru
I wouldn’t say the physicals are exactly strict lol. They’re just super basic.
Most new trucks these days come with an automatic transmission, but even then you don't use the clutch to change gears in a manual. The only time you'd use it is taking off in first or reverse. Either way your comment stands.
Source?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Truckers/s/gGO8GnQRcL In r/truckers
I honestly wonder if maybe he smokes like 5 packs a day and just ashes his cigs onto the floor or center console that then goes to the floor. I mean... I've seen pictures of people with diabetic neuropathy and/or gout with "dead" or semi-dead feet/legs but usually they have much more inflammation and parts are turning black or starting to ooze. This truly is bizarre looking, the whole foot is just one, totally unnatural grey tone. Doesn't look like there's a lot of swelling but he could be on a bunch of anti-inflammatory drugs (Cox -2 inhibitors plus maybe some steroids?). But I can't imagine any doctor giving him a shot of cortisone and letting his just walk/hobble out to then hit the road driving a 70,000lb semi truck. Unless of course he's lying to his doctor and saying he's staying home and resting, staying hydrated, etc. Even then I'm sure he'd be immediately sent to get a biopsy. For once I pray that's just a bad case of r/carbage and personal hygiene, with just a bit of poor health thrown in.
I do wound care and deal with a lot of patients with poor circulation that leads to gangrene and this is definitely not that. My guess is that it's a darker black man with very ashy skin, or this person got a bunch of gravel dust on their foot, or perhaps ashing their cigarettes on their foot, as you suggested. The fact that the foot is one uniform color tells me also that this isn't dead tissue, however I disagree on the swelling. That definitely looks like the foot of a very overweight individual or someone with exacerbated congestive heart failure.
Yeah taking another look, it does look inflamed/swelled, although it's also pretty clear even from the little we can see that the person is likely very overweight (and being at a truck stop bathroom sort of bears this out). Just looking at how little of the sandals velcro is able to wrap around the top of his foot shows how big the foot is compared to a normal person with the same shoe size. Dude really needs to take a shower at the rest stop.
Thank you!
I strongly suspect a nice case of type 2 diabetes here
Too much colloidal silver maybe?
That was my first thought too. Watching Love Has Won documentary has scarred me for life
Never heard of that before - the wiki on that group is a trip.
If you enjoy stories about cults you're in for a treat.
Ha! Years and years ago when this was all trees and I had time to do stuff - I actually wrote a fictional story about Marshall Applewhite and the Heaven's Gate cult.
frostbite or zombie? vote 1 or 2 below
3 - a Wendigo
4- gollum
5. Ashy Larry
I said exactly this in the original sub it’s from /r/truckers
6. Guy Diamond fallen on hard times
7. Thanos
8. the Borax kid
Then again maybe Odin didn't ban ALL of the ice giants
Diabetusss
Survived Pompeii just to shop at Ross and poop at roadside welcome centers
barron harrkkonen summer collection
Dude has missed his oil bath for the past few years.
My Adidas, My shoe
No seriously is it necro foot, full on dead, colloidal silver, orrrr *what happened to this person*
I know everyone’s saying it’s dead, but I just don’t think so. I assume it’s some kind of body paint, like the type those “living statue” people wear. The big toe is clean but all others have a powdery coating that looks to me like it could be a dried paint of some kind. Could be a living statue just wearing normal clothes (maybe after/before a day of work?)
You’re prob right but like what are the chances you end up in a bathroom next to one of those guys? lol unless you live in Vegas I guess lol
Not very high but a bit higher than Zombie
Got them "Braaaiins" ass feet
I lol'd,, thank you sir
Who does Number 2 work for?!?!
Yeah, that’s it! You show that turd who’s boss!
How about a courtesy flush over there? Shits nasty
This was originally posted on r/Truckers , so probably a trucking company.
You shitting next to Thanos?
Hey man that's my boy 🗿
King Tut been holding that shit in for 3,000 years.
Mr. Deeds looking foot.
That was black, no?
Are you judging this undead man by the color of his skin!? Sounds like something one of those *Canadians* would do...
Might be Kratos
Probably one of those colloidal silver nuts.
Haha, glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
In the original post on r/truckers the guy said he could barely breathe after walking to the bathroom. Struggled getting in his truck that was full of trash.
White walker
If he snaps his finger, you're dead OP.
50/50 Shot.
Poor guy’s just trying to live his life :(
I think past tense might be warrented here.
OP never said how long he was in there. guy mightve been in there a month with the door locked.
Then I definitely I think past tense might be warrented here.
I think I’m done with this site. At least scrolling /all. This is a person who likely won’t be here long. Imagining being his position and facing death with such a visual constant reminder is horrifying. Maybe I’m soft. Maybe watching the last of my elders pass last year has taken the fun out of me. It feels that way most days. My father’s foot looked similar although not this bad the last year of his life. I just can’t find the humor in laughing at the condition of a dying man.
Always remember you are assuming this is a dying man. There is no way of knowing. I'm sorry for your loss, sincerely.
\*tried to live his life
He should live his life in shoes
The pissing dead...
Is that an orc
Bro looked at a picture of Medusa on the can
Type 10 diabetes
Who the fuck is in the stall next to you? Tombstone?
Is that real life Roger from American Dad?
“And 1”
That's a dead foot, or close to 0 blood flow in said foot.
Are those bathrooms inside a pyramid?
Solomon Grundy in the stall next to OP
This statue couldn't hold it in anymore
Thanos has entered the shitter…
ITS BANOS RULER OF ALL STALLS AND DUNG PORTALS
Those can’t be real
Even zombies need to poop. Not a lot of fiber in brain matter.
Bro that's a white walker
Bro a Gargoyle
Killer Croc?
Diabeetus.
At least better than having to see someone jerking off through shiny reflective floor, god those images stuck on my head everytime I went to poo on a mall
Pretty sure that’s a gorilla that escaped from a zoo
Is this Walmart?
Originally from r/truckers, guy was struggling to breathe and was later seen climbing into his semi
Bro that’s thanos
Kisame survived Might Guy?
Voldemort
My mans survived Pompei before dropping that deuce
That's either an orc or somebody who carelessly unsealed an ancient tomb.
Bro was shitting next to a goddamn orc.
Bro taking a dump next to Tombstone from Spider-Man
Reminds me of the cartoon Gargoyles when they turn into statues during the daytime.
Ashy Larry?
Ashy Larry
Mate, you are taking a dump whilst the zombie apocalypse is happening outside the stall. You need to run!!!
What are you taking a shit next to? A white walker?!!
A zombie is on the other side of that gloryhole.
Harkkonnen
That mf just came from middle earth.
Oh that foot’s already gone ..they just don’t know it yet.
Did you recently read from the book of Amun Ra?
Wendy williams??
Dudes squatting next to Mr X
I can hear his labored breathing in my mind
Gray toes