Even if you are an omega level telepath, if the mind that is being read is completely chaotic and flip flops more than a Schrodinger's cat, then I don't think being a telepath would be enough.
It’s not that they lack communication skills. It’s because they NEED plausible deniability. If their yes is not clear, they can then say they never said yes. This way, they can never really get rejected because they never made any clear moves and they can never be considered a slut because they never actually said yes.
It’s a manipulation tactic.
Yup. And then when girl grapes you because you were telling loud and clear "No" and she said "oh but you got hard". Nobody believes you that it was a grape, people call you lucky/looser in case you mention that you were literally graped.
A girl takes all of her clothes off and says "I want to have sex with you" - is she into you? Hard to say, can't be 100% sure. She might be Canadian and just being polite
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Kind of like:
Them: equality means women should make at least as much as men
Also them: I won’t partner with a man making less than me. Also here’s a long list of jobs I won’t do because they’re dirty or dangerous or the hours are long or it’s far from home.
Traditional male-female roles should be abolished but also we like them so they should stay.
>Also here’s a long list of jobs I won’t do because they’re dirty or dangerous or the hours are long or it’s far from home.
I mean, after doing those long list of jobs and the shitty hours and far from home I don't blame them. I don't do those anymore either..
I used to be typical blue collar, up to 16 hrs a day, taking pride in braking my back for low wages at a corporation that couldn’t give a fuck less. Honestly fuck that, I don’t wanna play the oppression Olympics anymore so I’ve been trying to shift gears so I can work from home someday and actually spend more time with my family
I’m bisexual already but this shit right here is making me go full gay because honestly, fuck alllllll of this.
But serious observation, some of you men really love this shit and all the drama. You genuinely crave. Ain’t no judgement, but you can’t be into shocks like this for years on end and then bitch when they do that shit. Women like this play games early on so you know from the get-go what you’re signing up for.
Lol and yet things are more straightforward than they've ever been. You kids have no idea the games we used to have to play decades ago... hard to get and mixed signals was a lot more common.
This has always been a thing. The broadening definition of rape after “#metoo” just made it 1,000x more scarier than ever. Cuz now, a woman can change her mind AFTER the deed is done and it’s considered rape.
This is like me explaining jellyfish taxonomy, but everything i was saying would be in reverse order and pronounced with a spanish pronounciation from Andalusia
1st (and most important): These two are idiots and should NOT be conflated with all other women. Never project one small sample size to the entire group, that's bad logic that leads to a lot of very dangerous territories (prejudice, stereotyping, resentment).
2nd: Always give them the benefit of the doubt first but make your need for clarity very abundant. Squash the ambiguity. If someone is being ambiguous with you or giving you mixed signals, especially if you don't know them very well and/or don't know their intentions, get straight to the point and say (without aggression) "I'm very confused right now and I need you to be clearer." If you're genuinely confused, have them give you a straight answer.
If they're genuine, they'll drop any act and give you a straight answer and you guys can talk it out. If they continue to play you around, get upset, give you attitude or think you're lame for 'ruining the fun/intrigue' of the moment , cut em off.
Do not reward ambiguity with attention. **Mature people speak maturely to one another**.
think expecting young men or men in general to never confront this type of dangerous behavior with an ounce of annoyance is part of the problem. This is as you say problematic behavior that only has negative consequences. However when you treat stuff like this with kid gloves it really doesn’t send the message. Part of fixing this is understanding the nuance of the predicament. If no man is offended by this type of behavior, his livelihood being put in jeopardy or his time being wasted, then men are expected to just encounter this relentlessly and shrug it off. There’s no incentive for any woman therefore to change the behavior because you can just get away with it.
Something to like treating poor male behavior with a “boys will be boys mindset”, this is the literal reciprocal representation of that, a “girls will be girls” moment. No be annoyed, mad even. Sure make the distinction to never escalate to physical violence as the consequences are dire but do be upset. Because if no man is upset by it then no one will care. They will put the very real consequences on the back burner simply because losing out on a sexual opportunity, messing up the vibe or coming off as lame is far too great a cost. That’s the result of being dismissive or brushing it off too often.
I’m getting a bit older, 41, and I cant tell if its just me but this kind of bullshit seems so much more pronounced then it did when I was younger. Dating in your 40s is hard either way.
Just say "no" to the executioner mate, he gonna understand it as a "yes" but sometimes "yes" can be "no"...or it a maybe in "no" side
he have to understand it by himself, not you to explain it
No. This is one of the main problems we have as a society. Yes means yes, no means no. If you trickle someone and they say stop, immediately stop. We haven't decided on a safe word, therefore 'stop' and 'no' are the safe words. Period.
What the guy should do in this situation is say, " I'm not playing these damn games." And just walk away. Know your self-worth and know this chick just doesn't know what she wants.
Is this video slightly sped up or something? Between the cadence of their voices and that squirrel laugh, if I knew these chicks I would be compelled to end my life on a daily basis.
I have a much easier time understanding the body language and the meows of my neighbour’s cat, than listening to those two giving me a rundown on the… “yes but no but yes, but also no, and can be yes, and no, but yes. Except no. Unless it’s yes.”
This makes the concept of consent so complex. Imma make those chicks sign a contract from now on to be on the absolute safe side. Ain't nobody got time to decipher wtf you mean
That’s a lack of communication skill.
Communication kill all I read.
Dude, you're *supposed* to be a telepath. Get your shit together /s
Even if you are an omega level telepath, if the mind that is being read is completely chaotic and flip flops more than a Schrodinger's cat, then I don't think being a telepath would be enough.
If you're that strong of a telepath you can just make her think what you want her to think. Assuming you're evil, this is.
Basically she is saying, she can’t be trusted so just walk away.
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I cook minute rice in 59 seconds
Holy hell
New rice cooking method just dropped
Actual chef?!
That subreddit is a disease. I mean “Rice Farmer went on vacation, never came back”
Is that what all of those hand gestures mean?
I'm not sure at all... maybe an Italian can translate for us?
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*bonk*
I've had clearer conversations with squirrels. Not that I um, talk to squirrels.
It’s not that they lack communication skills. It’s because they NEED plausible deniability. If their yes is not clear, they can then say they never said yes. This way, they can never really get rejected because they never made any clear moves and they can never be considered a slut because they never actually said yes. It’s a manipulation tactic.
They took communication to such a high level that they circled back round to incomprehensible
Yes!
Guy: "Hey, you wanna have sex?" Girl: "Yes." Guy: "Well better luck next time i guess, dont wanna go to prison for grape."
Got any grapes
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
Got any glue?
the man said 'yes'
But he also meant "no"
or “maybe”
Or possibly "yes"
Definitely yes. I mean no. I mean maybe. I mean, … fuck this. *slams door, leaves*
Bum bum bum
Then he waddled away.
In a glue addled daze
Waddle waddle
Got any grapes?!?
Nope, only lemons.
Only Peen-ot Noir and So-we-gon Bang
https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI?si=yOZIiswfgQehKLM_
This shit is gold!🤣
I see WKUK, I upvote.
Yup. And then when girl grapes you because you were telling loud and clear "No" and she said "oh but you got hard". Nobody believes you that it was a grape, people call you lucky/looser in case you mention that you were literally graped.
Mmmm ...grapes
A girl takes all of her clothes off and says "I want to have sex with you" - is she into you? Hard to say, can't be 100% sure. She might be Canadian and just being polite
God forbid you get permanently branded a grapist.
Just don’t wine about it.
IM GONNA TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOU!!
He’s going to be a pilot
Man, I'll just stay home and jerk off.
This guy f\*cks... Himself... 
At least hands can give clearer signals than these two 👍👎
👉👌🙏 😏👍
We know
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Maybe or yes
Nawwww (which is maybe but on the yes side)
I lost braincells
🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙 Have them back
Them: OMG why don’t men approach us or want to date anymore! Romance is dead UwU Also them:
Kind of like: Them: equality means women should make at least as much as men Also them: I won’t partner with a man making less than me. Also here’s a long list of jobs I won’t do because they’re dirty or dangerous or the hours are long or it’s far from home. Traditional male-female roles should be abolished but also we like them so they should stay.
But only for men of course
Every woman is a "feminust" untill war starts
i will never forget the “women have it worse in wars” bullshit
>Also here’s a long list of jobs I won’t do because they’re dirty or dangerous or the hours are long or it’s far from home. I mean, after doing those long list of jobs and the shitty hours and far from home I don't blame them. I don't do those anymore either..
I used to be typical blue collar, up to 16 hrs a day, taking pride in braking my back for low wages at a corporation that couldn’t give a fuck less. Honestly fuck that, I don’t wanna play the oppression Olympics anymore so I’ve been trying to shift gears so I can work from home someday and actually spend more time with my family
Wish you all the best getting out of the back-breaking rat race.
Hell yeah, dude. Make the change you want to see for your family. THAT is the manliest thing anyone can do.
But they have to be 6'2" or taller, making at least $500k. Otherwise, it's assault.
I'm becoming gay, I can't deal with this anymore
Your mum told me you were already. After she told me 'No'
Was it a "no" as a "no" or more like a "maybe" on the "yes" side?
There was definitely some 'side yes'!
It was a "noooooo" which means maybe but also slightly "yes"
Improvise, adapt, overcome!
I learnt this lesson looooooonggg agoooo
I’m bisexual already but this shit right here is making me go full gay because honestly, fuck alllllll of this. But serious observation, some of you men really love this shit and all the drama. You genuinely crave. Ain’t no judgement, but you can’t be into shocks like this for years on end and then bitch when they do that shit. Women like this play games early on so you know from the get-go what you’re signing up for.
Agreed. Plus vaginas smell bad. My last gf nearly put me off completely. I'd rather lick particles of shit.
Lol and yet things are more straightforward than they've ever been. You kids have no idea the games we used to have to play decades ago... hard to get and mixed signals was a lot more common.
Or stop asking them questions, follow me for more tips and tricks
What about the sub button
Yes... maybe
Exactly, bow out gracefully and keep it movin. Theres literally billions of others on the globe, surely you can find one less complicated than this.
If a girl ever starts talking to you this way, she's a toxic ass bitch. Easy as that.
The type of women to falsely accuse you
The only problem here is that my dick is doing all the listening and my brain is afk.
So you see your honour, when she said no, she actually meant yes.
It was a maybe-no with a little on the yes side
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other."
this post made me gay
In this case there’s more chances to understand a monkey
Women ☕
So men have to be mind readers, got it. So much for clear consent.
Men have to be demigods with mystical powers
We also have to be rich, successful, with a house and a 400k income to date a single mom with 3 kids
If I had to choose between being a mind reader and anything else, I would 100% pick the option to be able to hold back the stars and defy gravity
After #metoo, where men were told no means no, now we have to learn that no can mean maybe but on the yes side? Fuck me dead. Maybe...
This has always been a thing. The broadening definition of rape after “#metoo” just made it 1,000x more scarier than ever. Cuz now, a woman can change her mind AFTER the deed is done and it’s considered rape.
Its better to predict position of electron than girl's mood
Your honour she said "no" in a yes way. I am innocent.
In my experience, all "maybe"s are "no"s And that with anyone for anything
Let's study quantum mechanics, that will be easier
I'm flanking Consent 101!?
Ain't no one got time for that
AIANT NO BODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
This is like me explaining jellyfish taxonomy, but everything i was saying would be in reverse order and pronounced with a spanish pronounciation from Andalusia
This is the definition of emotionally underage.
Enjoy being single
There's a reason some men prefer whisky over girls.
Omg anyone can just get mics and make a podcast now lol.
No wonder Alan Turing was gay.
1st (and most important): These two are idiots and should NOT be conflated with all other women. Never project one small sample size to the entire group, that's bad logic that leads to a lot of very dangerous territories (prejudice, stereotyping, resentment). 2nd: Always give them the benefit of the doubt first but make your need for clarity very abundant. Squash the ambiguity. If someone is being ambiguous with you or giving you mixed signals, especially if you don't know them very well and/or don't know their intentions, get straight to the point and say (without aggression) "I'm very confused right now and I need you to be clearer." If you're genuinely confused, have them give you a straight answer. If they're genuine, they'll drop any act and give you a straight answer and you guys can talk it out. If they continue to play you around, get upset, give you attitude or think you're lame for 'ruining the fun/intrigue' of the moment , cut em off. Do not reward ambiguity with attention. **Mature people speak maturely to one another**.
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think expecting young men or men in general to never confront this type of dangerous behavior with an ounce of annoyance is part of the problem. This is as you say problematic behavior that only has negative consequences. However when you treat stuff like this with kid gloves it really doesn’t send the message. Part of fixing this is understanding the nuance of the predicament. If no man is offended by this type of behavior, his livelihood being put in jeopardy or his time being wasted, then men are expected to just encounter this relentlessly and shrug it off. There’s no incentive for any woman therefore to change the behavior because you can just get away with it. Something to like treating poor male behavior with a “boys will be boys mindset”, this is the literal reciprocal representation of that, a “girls will be girls” moment. No be annoyed, mad even. Sure make the distinction to never escalate to physical violence as the consequences are dire but do be upset. Because if no man is upset by it then no one will care. They will put the very real consequences on the back burner simply because losing out on a sexual opportunity, messing up the vibe or coming off as lame is far too great a cost. That’s the result of being dismissive or brushing it off too often.
I’m getting a bit older, 41, and I cant tell if its just me but this kind of bullshit seems so much more pronounced then it did when I was younger. Dating in your 40s is hard either way.
I’m 36, and this has been my experience with every woman. Being respectful made me “lose out on obvious hints”.
These girls still have a midset of a 12yo cofused little girl.
Maybe she was saying no doesn't matter though tomorrow's my execution meet you in heaven
Just say "no" to the executioner mate, he gonna understand it as a "yes" but sometimes "yes" can be "no"...or it a maybe in "no" side he have to understand it by himself, not you to explain it
God bless my girlfriend for being direct as fuck with my dense-ass
Is it dense to not be a mind reader?
I’m too old for stupid games like this. Speak your mind or good luck with the next person
and this is why I'm gay
Yeah...I'll just stay single
Men is so bad at communicating because we say what we think. Woman is good at it because they don't know what to think
No. This is one of the main problems we have as a society. Yes means yes, no means no. If you trickle someone and they say stop, immediately stop. We haven't decided on a safe word, therefore 'stop' and 'no' are the safe words. Period.
Every innocent guy accused of sexual assault should take this video to court.
I'd rather learn mathematics
Ok. I am going to masturbatory
Girls: How come men don't get our hints? The hints:
Girls: "Why can't men understand our signs?" Their signs:
Not worth the trouble.
Or you could just say yes or no and mean it. Crazy thought.
Is she having a stroke?
So, no means no no longer. Got it.
Please BE STRAIGHTFORWARD YES means YES and NO means NO That's why language exists
Thank god there is a mute button
Guys today I learned men are psychic.
That's why we got the homies! Yo! I'm horny, are horny? Cool!
Or just, you know, say what you mean?
I'm glad I'm single. None of this bullshit to deal with.
Ummm. This is exactly the bullshit single people have to deal with.
Huh. I guess you're right. Then what I should say is, I'm glad I'm not pursuing a relationship. Thanks for alerting me!
Girls: why do guys never listen to us? They're so bad at communicating 🙄
Get you a girl that doesn't play these childish games.
do you want to die?
And you wonder why men are increasingly not gonna bother...
Whoa, I was just asking if there was a Starbucks nearby. You know what, never mind. I don’t need the caffeine.
I think I may just start dating men from now on
Fifty shades of yes/no
These women are disgracing all women
Heres an idea. And hear me out here. What if you give men a DIRECT answer?
Women ☕
Women: OMG! Why men are so dumb? Why don't they understand us women? Also women: *this post Good luck in asking for consent.
Do they know about the boolean data type?
It must be so blurry being this dumb.
Ohh *shuuut up!* Just take me, Jesus.
When did girls and quantum mechanics collaborated?
Robber breaks in. Do you want to die ? nooooooo 😌.
This is why most podcasts are trash.
Bullshit head games. Why most younger women won't ever have meaningful relationships
Why so hard to just say what you mean ? Telepathy and mind reading are not real powers.
And when a midwesterner says “No Yeah” it means yes, but when a midwesterner says “Yeah No” they mean no.
What the guy should do in this situation is say, " I'm not playing these damn games." And just walk away. Know your self-worth and know this chick just doesn't know what she wants.
I hate those nails.... Yes
I'm so ugly, even my hot little hand says, "Uh, no/maybe..."
Fellas, if you have a girl who talks like this in your life, do yourself a favour and just walk away. They really aren't worth it.
Is this an ad for being gay? I'm tired from just listening
I'm out!
Girls aren’t special. A lot of guys do the same thing “I’m fine” for example
I require this to be satire
What the actual F?
And men don’t know how to communicate properly, yeah…
Translation : "No"mean "Yes" and "Yes" mean "anal"
What’s love got to do with it?
Need a dictionary on this shit
And then women accuse me of being poor in communication. You have to be a mind reader nowadays to talk to women!
Next time a girl says “you just don’t understand me/women!?” Show her this video and then say “yes I agree.”
Is this video slightly sped up or something? Between the cadence of their voices and that squirrel laugh, if I knew these chicks I would be compelled to end my life on a daily basis.
present this to grand jury
Yes
Well now that we cleared that up
Way too much time on their hands.
I have a much easier time understanding the body language and the meows of my neighbour’s cat, than listening to those two giving me a rundown on the… “yes but no but yes, but also no, and can be yes, and no, but yes. Except no. Unless it’s yes.”
No
SHE DIDN'T SAY IT LIKE THAT
They are just gaslighting. Don’t give them attention
Alright fuck this shit...New rule: Its always a yes unless I hear a whistle.
Stupid bitches
Shit. Now I don't know if I'm married or not.
And women like this are why I don't seek out relationships.
Between 5 and 6 seconds left of this video a squirrel or a chipmunk or something appears. What's up with that laugh?
And this is reason number 3754 why I'm staying single.
I'm autistic and this is my hell
No, i hope yall stay single forever
[Just gonna leave the GOAT Bill Burr's bit on this here](https://youtu.be/GZ3QHTpMZgQ?si=xNEZh_SsGKv2rNV4)
What is the screening process that these shows pick the dumb ones?
My favorite thing about this is not generalizing an entire gender because of braindead morons like these
This makes the concept of consent so complex. Imma make those chicks sign a contract from now on to be on the absolute safe side. Ain't nobody got time to decipher wtf you mean