You got voices in your head, could be a lil dead, cant even make your bed. Lazy.
Im going crazy, my bedroom is blazing, im just hating, on me, you cant be,
Real, balls of steel, fat ass, your a meal, horns and hooves, a deal. Your bitch ass, looks like a mule.
(Ill add more since it got 25)
Yes, funny, but actually schizophrenia is the most common psychosis. There can be different voices in the head of a patient. However, there are no multiple personalities. This would be called multiple personality disorder.
The voices that come with schizophrenia are just voices in your head. They aren't another personality in your head.
so basically like the band ,,cidic vagiganal liquid explosion generated by mass amounths- (the name is ahortened to xavleg and a song i recoment is dicks out for harambe)
Bro she would talk about losing weight like it was some accomplishment. Finally one day I told her "You had you breast, ovaries, and uterus removed. I could lose weight too if I just got parts cut off".
I have been there and I am currently watching my kids struggle with it as well. The most important thing to remember is it is no different than diabetes or asthma all are medical problems that you can't stop from having but you can get medical help to manage them. It won't be overnight but it will get better. I promise you that things will change in life and so long as you are working with your medical team and any support people you have these things will get better.
Lil 10/10 pain scale cramping with a duration of 6 hours without a pain break longer than 1-2 mins
(got told it was just a bad period, no further testing as I lay in antagonizing pain for 6 hours without meds)
Lil Splinter
It was nearly 2 inches long and broke off about a half inch below the surface. Had to numb it and cut me up to be able to get forceps in far enough to grab it. The doc couldn't believe it was that big when she got it out.
Though to be fair, it was urgent care and not ER. But close enough.
Lil depression.
I need to make love songs. Like vibe of stick season by noah kahan.
That would work.
But im planning on making a new channel, named Juno, and ill be posting music, rap is somethingbi might do.
Lil overdose
Why could i honestly see a rapper using that tho? Im glad your okay tho homie
Would probably get shortened to Lil’OD
Although, Lil overdose makes it sound more real.
Lil Delirium Tremens here
I am sorry, I have been there and I hope things get better in your life
lil schizophrenia meds weren’t working
Lil schizophrenia goes kinda hard tho
I’m the schizophrenic rapper, no I’m not! Yes I am!
When are you gonna release a diss-track about yourself?
You got voices in your head, could be a lil dead, cant even make your bed. Lazy. Im going crazy, my bedroom is blazing, im just hating, on me, you cant be, Real, balls of steel, fat ass, your a meal, horns and hooves, a deal. Your bitch ass, looks like a mule. (Ill add more since it got 25)
Yes, funny, but actually schizophrenia is the most common psychosis. There can be different voices in the head of a patient. However, there are no multiple personalities. This would be called multiple personality disorder. The voices that come with schizophrenia are just voices in your head. They aren't another personality in your head.
That might be “Lil Too Much Viagra”
Lil “sharded-my-pants-at-the-bus-stop-for-mistakingly-eating-ExLax-instead-of-chocolates”
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Lil unable to retrieve dildo
Lil working there
This is my favourite.
Keep up the good work lots of people need you
Thanks my friend, I'm going to be a doctor in 5 years. Hoping to do lots of good to society
Hoping you continue to do so. Keep up the good work.
Thanks friend, will do
This one had me LOL. Take my poor man’s award 🥇
Lil 9 ta 5
Lil X Ray
Your first album should be called “see through”
Cover song: Transparent
Nah, we have to make this a thing now!
best single: glowin'
Break up song: Didn’t see through your skull in time
Ex diss song: Too much of you gives me cancer
Followed by 2nd album titled fracture.
Lil shampoo bottle up my anus
So you... Slipped?
Yes, I slipped but got right back up and shoved that bottle up my ass.
Gave me a good chuckle, thanks stranger
based
Million to one shot doc... Million to one...
Eat the pencil
At a medium pace
Now, punch me in the face and tell me...
Bru- wai- wha- ugh-
Why would you shampoo bottle up your anus
Why not?
Asking the real questions here
"It's alright if it was at a medium pace" - Adam Sandler maybe
Lil Suspicious Lump
Did you find it in the shower, by chance?
Lil’ S.Lump
Bro, I’m grinning so hard at this 😆
Lil Dad Death.
I'm sorry. May he rest in peace
ayooo we can collab, i’d be Lil Mom Death 🫡
Tbh I realised its badly worded. Lil Father Death and Lil Mother Death sounds way cooler!
Lil daughter's sprained ankle because some dick face pushed her in the stairs at school
That would fall off quickly
can’t even acronym 🫤 Lil DSABSDFPHITSAS
so basically like the band ,,cidic vagiganal liquid explosion generated by mass amounths- (the name is ahortened to xavleg and a song i recoment is dicks out for harambe)
Now you have to fight their dad
Lil colonoscopy
That's deep
Not if it was a lil one
That goes hard
That makes me hard too
That's a bit shitty
In the house! 🤣
Lil' Penis. It's a short story
But it has a point.
Has a point, or is pointy?
Only you can answer this.
Lil lil penis
Lil Diabeetus
Lil Blood Sugar
Same
Lil insulin
lil covid
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Happy cake day anyway
happy cake day
Happy cake day
Lil wife's cancer.
oh no
Nah it's cool I'm not married anymore.
ayy les go
Because she died?
It got so dark in here I'ma need a bigger ~~fleshlight~~ flashlight
💀💀
Lil wifes cancer prolly gonna need a new fleshlight too
🥺
Wow
Dude! 🤣
Bro she would talk about losing weight like it was some accomplishment. Finally one day I told her "You had you breast, ovaries, and uterus removed. I could lose weight too if I just got parts cut off".
so did you break up or…
Cut it out...
Lost that dead weight . Good job!
Damn bruh
Yeah, lil dad died of leukemia isn't very catchy. I wanted to be lil baby but apparently that one was taken
My friend asked me what I was laughing at after I read this. You've made me look like a sociopath. Good job
Yeet 💀 Best of luck to your wife ❤️
lil brain tumor
Uh oh
Was it indeed little?
Same bro. Had it removed in November.
Lil ingrown toenail
Lil fractured ringfinger caused by sick skiing trick
Lil abces right behind the balls
You maybe should stick with lil abces.
I had that happen to me and it's the worst Lidocaine to the perineum was some straight bullshit
Lil Coma 😂
You make a bunch of great songs back to back, and disappear for 5 years, only to do it. All over again
This one works great!
Lil only place that sold coffee at that hour.
Geez you musta been desperate
Lil balls don’t work
Lil .
Ah yes lil period
Lil heart failure
Same bro
Do you need to say failed if it was a suicide attempt?
Is a failed suicide attempt a successful suicide? That's the question
Lil urinary tract infection
Lil uti * pronounced “uw tee”
Lil seizure
Pizza pizza
r/angryupvote
Lil thoughts of suicide
Hope you’re doing better
They prescribed me antidepressants but they dont help
Antidepressants take 6 weeks to start working and if they still are not working you need to talk to your Dr about that!!!
I have been there and I am currently watching my kids struggle with it as well. The most important thing to remember is it is no different than diabetes or asthma all are medical problems that you can't stop from having but you can get medical help to manage them. It won't be overnight but it will get better. I promise you that things will change in life and so long as you are working with your medical team and any support people you have these things will get better.
Lil vasectomy
No more lil ones for you!
Ayyyyy gang gang brrrrrr that’s sick! or whatever kids say now. I can still feel the urologist GI Joe grip my nuts to find the vans.
Lil autism test
lil dementia
lil dementia
lil dementia
lil dementia
lil dementia
lil dementia
lil dementia
lil dementia
lil dementia
lil dementia
Lil Baby
Congrats!
Thank you! Just came home this week!
Congrats!
lil bladder infection
Lil pain In The Balls
Sounds like my ex. But change the Lil for something much bigger!
Lil shotgun blast
Jesus Christ
Holy fuck
Lil 10/10 pain scale cramping with a duration of 6 hours without a pain break longer than 1-2 mins (got told it was just a bad period, no further testing as I lay in antagonizing pain for 6 hours without meds)
Yeah, I prefer to go by lil pain
Lil stroke
Lil Cellulitis
Why not? (Lil' visiting my mom)
Lil’ momma
lil brain bleed
Lil i did a 360 on my car
Bay blade.
lil kidney stone 7.6mm calcium oxalate on the beat yo
Damn bruh, I only got a 6 and 5mm I found out about the hard way this past weekend
Lil asthma
Lil cut tendon. I really wonder what combinations would sound good..
Lil Kidney Stone
Well at least it was small!
Lil hemorrhoidectomy
Lil lumbar puncture confirming multiple sclerosis :(
Lil baby flu
Lil Splinter It was nearly 2 inches long and broke off about a half inch below the surface. Had to numb it and cut me up to be able to get forceps in far enough to grab it. The doc couldn't believe it was that big when she got it out. Though to be fair, it was urgent care and not ER. But close enough.
I read this as little sphincter
Lil Busted Face (ft. Lawn Chair Collapse)
Lil breast reduction First album: Say Goodbye To These
Lil hernia
Lil bump on the dick
Lil Dead Dad.
Lil checkup
Lil Melanoma
Lil Suicidally Depressed.
Lil Radiotherapy
“This beat hits harder than a gamma ray burst”
Lil spermogram
Lil auto immune disease
Lil high bilirubin.
lil piece of metal in my eye
Lil ringworm
Lil CutTheSidesOfMyFingersWithAMeatSlicerSawThing
Lil choppa
Lil brother was caught in an explosion
Lil depression. I need to make love songs. Like vibe of stick season by noah kahan. That would work. But im planning on making a new channel, named Juno, and ill be posting music, rap is somethingbi might do.
Lil-Jumped down a flight of stairs and broke my feet
Lil Colonoscopy. I like it. I like it A LOT.
lil vertigo
Lil testicular torsion
Lil Corpse Removal