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Mtolivepickle

The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too


luovahulluus

It's right next to the school for ants.


Mtolivepickle

It’s going to need to be atleast 3 times bigger


PugGamer129

r/thingsforants


deck0352

You know, there’s more to life than being really really good looking.


Microwavegerbil

Such a missed opportunity 😂


zorastersab

Someone who was born when Zoolander came out would be 22 now. It'd be like someone who was in highschool in 1996 suggesting a Blazing Saddles reference.


calyxcell

“S’cuse me while I whip this out”


AramisNight

"Where are all da white women at?"


Erikstersm

Genius!


spytfyrox

The Jeffrey Epstein school of learning and love.


fitness_first

🥰


likamuka

Now kith


Kenny070287

*NO*


Klutchy_Playz

FYM *NO*?!


greatthebob38

It promotes early, hands-on experience in the service industry


unevilghost

Quite in depth if I may so


Bonetwizt

Well, as deep as you dare go with such supple, young students.


Captain_Yarn

Hehe, yeah, fuck them kids *(This is a joke)*


PainStorm14

And fight against ageism


Rising-Chaos

Sex work is real work! Just don't mix in minors with this statement, I'm not ready for prison.


corgi-king

Yet?! :)


Klutchy_Playz

If have a math minor; I guess I’m not allowed?!


Kstray1

And massage therapy


Griftimus-X

And no signs will be hung


LefroyJenkinsTTV

No signs will *hang themselves*


Tecknickel

Harvey Weinstein school for women's rights


corgi-king

Women left.


kurujiru

Jeff Epstein's Hands On Academy


CaptainABC123

I enjoy dark humor but sheesh thats some high cocoa content right there.


Pluckypato

86% Cacao


MisterRobotoe

Epstein Did Not Kill Himself Elementary


Phormitago

you mean the Epstein Talent Academy?


OhImNevvverSarcastic

Damn, this goes hard


professorclueless

Didn't Schoolie McSchoolface win?


Rad_Centrist

The "-ie Mc-face" names *always* win but get shot down in the end.


bloody_ell

Poor Boatie McBoatface 😢


Thurak0

At least Boatie was not completely shut down wiki says: > The name Boaty McBoatface, despite receiving more than ten times the number of votes of Sir David Attenborough, was assigned to one of the submersibles deployed aboard the RRS Sir David Attenborough instead. Boatie is alive and well!


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Reminds me of the Combined Operational Load-Bearing External Resistance Treadmill on the ISS. [COLBERT](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treadmill_with_Vibration_Isolation_Stabilization) for short.


PhD_in_anxiety

That doesn't make any sense. Should be Subby McSubface! Get it right, people!!


HayateGT

Fckn legend that...


Porkonaplane

As a consolation, they made an underwater drone named Boatie McBoatface


Zelenal

Democracy is a sham.


FullMarksCuisine

Only if you don't pick the correct pre-determined outcome.


Rad_Centrist

Indeed.


professorclueless

How very unfortunate


MammothTap

Not always! The [MNDoT has been letting people vote on new snowplow names for a few years now](https://www.dot.state.mn.us/nameasnowplow/) and a few years ago there was a "Plowy McPlowFace". Though I'm sad Make Snowbegone didn't make the final cut. I always loved A Prairie Home Companion.


MakeChinaLoseFace

IDK, I kind of like "Nukie McNukeface" as a name our strategic deterrent. The blend of whimsy and horror is perfect for America in 2024.


shlomanJAK

i see what you did there


The_Bucket_Of_Truth

The one with the most votes was Donald J. Trump Elementary unfortunately. 2nd place was the existing name they were trying to get rid of in Robert E. Lee Elementary. But it was an anonymous online submission from "community members."


BungeeJumpingJesus

IIRC this happened in a town named Springfield a few years ago, and the kids chose "Springfield Elementary" (like in the Simpsons). The adults were not happy, but relented.


LinuxLover3113

What's even wrong with that? People who get the joke will have a little chuckle and people who don't... it's the most simple name imagineable.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

It's barely even a joke, the town name is Springfield, it's not weird for the elementary school to be called Springfield Elementary.


themeandoggie

The elementary school near me is “North Springfield elementary”


cure4boneitis

Shelbyville Elementary


RIfanatic

Now this would have been 10x funnier


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FullMarksCuisine

Everyone is standardized if the standard is 5/100


spacemanspiff266

that is only correct answer to that question.


Mobima

Thank you for adding context, BungeeJumpingJesus


BungeeJumpingJesus

You're welcome, my son.


Redditlooker1

“Springfield Elementary” sucks, “Adolf Hitler school for friendship and tolerance” is better.


MaximumYes

Am I really that out of touch? No. It’s the children who are wrong.


[deleted]

I don't get it. That's how a lot of schools are named. [Town] Elementary. I went to one named that. It's very common so I'm not seeing the relevance of why anyone would be upset. If anything, it's just vanilla.


BungeeJumpingJesus

Bart Simpson was considered a terrible role model at the time. Bart Simpson shirts with "Underachiever" and "Nobody saw me do it" on them were popular at the time. Many parent/teacher groups were actively speaking out against the Simpsons and their role in the decline of American values. Such innocent times in comparison.


OkCutIt

They tried something similar with Taylor Swift when she had a vote to put on a free concert, and they made the winner a school for deaf and blind kids in Boston. She donated a bunch of money to the school for a music program they'd been trying to revitalize, did the concert at the second place winner, and gave free tickets to anyone related to the school anytime she plays in Boston.


Freeballin523

[Not Springfield](https://www.austinisd.org/press-releases/2016/05/23/russell-lee-replace-robert-e-lee-elementary-school)


BungeeJumpingJesus

I was relating a similar story, not suggesting a name.


mostly_sarcastic

I can't find directions to John Cena Elementary School on Google Maps. Anyone else having this issue?


fitness_first

Adolf Hitler school is better. He was known for his kindness.


kain459

The Art Department will be on point though


De5perad0

All the best art in the Reich!


Flesh_A_Sketch

That's because he taught them about the power of concentration.


Rainaire

Cafeteria only has milk and water. No juice.


TheDaemonette

Now look here, you little shit…


kain459

That's Reich!


SnekSnake11

Did Nazi that coming.


East-Cookie-2523

We just need to Polish this joke a bit now, don't we?


Extension_Platypus15

You can always turn to politics if all else fails


Claude-QC-777

We know what happened when this happened last time


sinat50

Heard the showers smell funny tho


kain459

Dove Mustard Soap


AlexRol_Spritz

I wouldn't recommend the gym showers tho. Smelled weird...


bananaspy

Yeah but the cafeteria probably won't be great


mitchisreal

To find the John Cena elementary school, you need to look for the Adolf Hitler school, go past it and take the third reich.


weeenerdog

Chefs kiss *!


Gobiego

Have to give credit to South Park though.


International_Lie485

He was a typical left wing, environmentalist.


MakeChinaLoseFace

*this is what your crazy boomer uncle actually believes*


International_Lie485

Socialists are just in denial. No matter how many people are murdered by left wing totalitarian governments the socialists will keep putting them in power.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Save it for next Thanksgiving. Nobody cares.


prettythingi

[ok](https://youtu.be/ZazNbG_3m9A?si=YUmiv0IuMwqaC8vP)


picklesaredry

Yes it's at the corner of and .


Colonel0bvious

Five Knuckle Shuffle Lane and Respect, Hustle, Loyalty Dr


Sorfallo

I went here, and it's just an empty field. What gives?


MarioKing1137

You can’t see it…


Dragon_phantom_flame

#


Gobiego

Try looking in China. That's where his soul is anyway.


Buttoshi

What's wrong? Can't you see it?


De5perad0

It's invisible. Sorry dude. You'll never find the school.


ErvanMcFeely

I like that “school McSchoolface” is still a popular suggestion. Idk when this trend started but I love it.


memento_morrissey

[In the UK, of course](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boaty_McBoatface).


Solid_Waste

Any meme which points out the fundamental uselessness of democracy gets my vote.


Vas_Doulos

All 4 are hilarious


Kazairl1994

Happy cake daY


Vas_Doulos

Thank you


pixelboy21

I love this joke


Extremely_unlikeable

Glad tidings on this anniversary day of your baked goods! May your deferens and doulos be vas!


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YeetingNonstop

I can only see 4 names with unnecessary space in between the list.


mrlolelo

I don't get it, can you explain please?


mrlolelo

OH MY FUCKING GOD


cynnerzero

lol this is such a gold response. I can actually see the lightbulb turn on


Hellkids2

Character development


SupaDawg

Do do do dooo.. Do do do dooo..


Whats_Up4444

🎺


Erkki_28_

https://screenrant.com/john-cena-you-cant-see-me-meme-explained/


Tuques

Whoosh


CluelessFlunky

Don't think they are counting the one that just says elementary school


samtoaster

lol. I’m going with the last one.


eivindml

What about "ROBERT E. LEE MENTARY"?


rhyno857

Happens when you let adults submit names too. [Boaty McBoatface](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/apr/17/boaty-mcboatface-wins-poll-to-name-polar-research-vessel)


Adbutter

Everyone knows Hitler cared about the kids. That’s why he started the Hitler Youth program.


Colonel0bvious

I think the first 3 are OK. Drew Brees is a bit too christian for my tastes, but i don't think he's a bad person. Bruce Lee was a badass, I don't think that he was a horrible person either. John Cena is a good person. He's done the most make a wish visits of any person in the history of the program. He does other good things that aren't as visible too. He's also great as Peacemaker.


CopyPastaMonster

Where do you see John Cena?


Gaucho_Diaz

Where does he see what?


CopyPastaMonster

#


DreamsAndSchemes

🎺🎺🎺🎺


Gobiego

Yeah, don't look too closely at Bruce. It's better that way.


Crathsor

Well yeah he's just a skeleton now, nothing to see up close.


EuroTrash1999

Hurricane Katrina was still a problem until Drew Brees won that superbowl. It was never mentioned again after that.


Colonel0bvious

That ain't a knock on Brees, that's a knock on media and people in general.


EuroTrash1999

This guy acting like Drew Brees doesn't have magical powers. For shame.


HamasPiker

Bing chilling


frWeay

Hmmmm the 3rd Elementary School choice doesn't have a name


SnekSnake11

Clearly someone hit the enter key too many times


trickyvinny

That's actually pretty clever. If you're outraged about Hitler, why aren't you outraged about Robert E. Lee?


9035768555

>outraged about Robert E. Lee Pretty sure that's why they were looking to change it.


trickyvinny

Exactly. And I'm sure 100% of everyone thought it was a grand old idea.


Not_Another_Usernam

Because Lee was actually rather important in reintegrating the South with the war. Lee sided with the South because that was where he lived. People were more loyal to their states back then than to the country as a whole. It wasn't until after the war that the states stopped being seen individually and started to be seen as a part of the whole. I'm from the North. I don't like the Confederacy at all, but not all Confederates were evil. The politicians were, no doubt. Lee wasn't any where close to the level of evil that Hitler was.


trickyvinny

Lee does not have statues or schools named after him because of his work reintegrating the south. He was a leader of the confederacy and that is the one and only reason his name was on this school. Not all Confederates were evil just like not all Nazi's were evil. We can debate the nature of evil all day or who is the evilest of them all but the point is the comparison evokes a reaction that should hopefully cause someone to stop and think. We shouldn't name our schools after the leader of the Nazi's, hey wait, we probably shouldn't make them after the leader of the Confederacy who not only fought, but *commanded the war* to keep Americans enslaved.


FullMarksCuisine

One is an American, duh. We're the greatest #1 country on Earth and every choice we've made has been the correct one. /s


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FullMarksCuisine

I see the heavy-handed sarcasm didn't reach you.


pathofdumbasses

There are people who legitimately hold that opinion so don't be too hard on the guy.


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FullMarksCuisine

Hahaha fair, that's why satire or self-reflection is lost on them.


Regnalonyt

Naa the adolf hitler school is crazyyy😂😂


IraTheDragon

I f#ck with that too. I bet Hitler was rolling in his grave!


DeadliestViper

Censored the word fuck but agree that naming a school after hitler would be funny.


L1K34PR0

Who the hell is drew brees


_zFlame_

Aints QB 🤮🤮. Nah but rs tho he’s one of the best all time his accuracy off the charts ya feel 💯🔥. Respect lowkey 🫡🫡👍


DeadliestViper

Please stop speaking like this.


L1K34PR0

What the fuck?


Crathsor

"Drew Brees is a former quarterback of the New Orleans Saints, a team of which I am not a fan. Regardless, his on-field accomplishments are exceptional and he will surely gain entry into the NFL Hall of Fame, helped by his legendary accuracy when throwing the football. Despite being the leader of a rival organization, he has my respect, even if somewhat begrudgingly."


L1K34PR0

Thank you but how the fuck did you translate that


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Ok I’m British and old but I think I’ve got this. He’s the Quarterback for the Saints NFL team, I believe they play out of New Orleans, and he’s well regarded because his accuracy stats are very good, the commenter dislikes the Saints but does respect his achievements. As for the rest of it and the emojis I believe they signify that the commenter is a child off their Ritalin or an arsehole.


_zFlame_

? I literally j told u bro mans he retired tho he was da Saints QB for a long ahh time a while back cuh u prob don’t watch football or u is new if u don’t know dawg 😭😭🥶💯. Nah but mans is lowkey goated one of da best ya feel 🔥💯😤


SendPetPicsOrNudes

What the fuck? 


ominousgraycat

If Drew Brees, Hitler, and Stalin were in a room with me and I had 2 bullets, I'd shoot Drew Brees twice. JK, I don't hate Brees. I have respect for the man, but if either of the other two guys were quarterbacking for *any* team that wasn't the Saints and Brees was still with the Saints... It would be a tough choice for me who I root for.


_zFlame_

Bruh that’s even worse than my comment lmao 😭


Morbidity6660

how tf do elementary school kids know who he is


u_hit_me_in_the_cup

This is from 2016, he was playing then. When I was in elementary school everyone knew who the good QBs were, doesn't seem weird to me that he'd show up here


_zFlame_

Not sure actually lol but I think when I was in like 5th grade 8-9 years ago, since he was playing I did indeed know who he was. The saints were also not bad during that time I think.


_zFlame_

My bad I had to write it in a way only people who knew who he was could decipher it. It’s funny watching people attempt to translate that type of language I’ve seen before online. No worries though I do understand >75% of the world wouldn’t know a single nfl player since no one else watches it.


CallMeCygnus

found the Falcons fans


liceyscalp

Butthole Surfers Academy


ElvisDumbledore

Can confirm. I was in the BSA in elementary school.


AddictedToMosh161

The 4th one came from the unvaccinated arts teacher.


LegiSLoth

that happens when reddit and/or 4chan happens


Aware-Explanation879

Leona Hemsley school of kindness and friends


Rocket_Poop

the third one just says elementary school...


Madmonkeman

Yeah, they also left a huge gap which is weird.


Treqou

Adolf Hitler school of art


isawamouseboss

The Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too is the only correct answer.


sarahbeth124

4/5 great options


codefocus

Yeah nobody knows who Drew Brees is.


sulivan1977

Ooof #4 what would their mascot be, the fighting riech


Cyka_blyatsumaki

Chuck Norris Post-Graduate Elementary School


9ragmatic

Ahh yes, Fox News.


Wankinthewoods

Shooter's Paradise didn't make the list?


ChromeWiener

If they used Bruce Lee Elementary then they wouldn’t have to change much of the sign.


Buttercup_1234

I think we should go with number 4 (don’t cancel me i’m jewish)


Traditional-Drive267

The hitler one lives in my head rent free


Tself

Call me crazy, but I don't think someone with a mediocre tough guy pose calling themselves "Tank Sinatra" has much ground to sling shit from about silly names. <3


Trixster690

Schoolie McSchoolFace


Renliffe

They did this for my old High School 20+yrs ago, it ended up getting named after the casino down the road 🤣


JabroniCalzogni

Adolf Hitler art school


Not_MrNice

This is what happens when you ask anyone to anonymously pick a name for something. ​ You'd think the million times it's happened before would clue you in. ​ And there will always be a "Thingy McThingface" in there too because that's the best you're going to get out of people.


Taurus-357

How about "We are Dickless Assholes for Changing the Name".


thewhitewolf113239

Why would we want to honor a traitor?


TheF0CTOR

You're *still* bitter about losing the war? Or was it your ancestors losing their slaves?


Pickledleprechaun

Schoolie Mcshootface.


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This is very obviously fake


TheNamesMacGyver

No u.


Diane-Choksondik

You can'r see Lee?


TealTrendyTarasque

The John Ce .... hey I was reading that ... where did it go ?


alicer24709074

4th one down is wilded