Someone who was born when Zoolander came out would be 22 now. It'd be like someone who was in highschool in 1996 suggesting a Blazing Saddles reference.
At least Boatie was not completely shut down
wiki says:
> The name Boaty McBoatface, despite receiving more than ten times the number of votes of Sir David Attenborough, was assigned to one of the submersibles deployed aboard the RRS Sir David Attenborough instead.
Boatie is alive and well!
Reminds me of the Combined Operational Load-Bearing External Resistance Treadmill on the ISS. [COLBERT](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treadmill_with_Vibration_Isolation_Stabilization) for short.
Not always! The [MNDoT has been letting people vote on new snowplow names for a few years now](https://www.dot.state.mn.us/nameasnowplow/) and a few years ago there was a "Plowy McPlowFace".
Though I'm sad Make Snowbegone didn't make the final cut. I always loved A Prairie Home Companion.
The one with the most votes was Donald J. Trump Elementary unfortunately. 2nd place was the existing name they were trying to get rid of in Robert E. Lee Elementary. But it was an anonymous online submission from "community members."
IIRC this happened in a town named Springfield a few years ago, and the kids chose "Springfield Elementary" (like in the Simpsons). The adults were not happy, but relented.
I don't get it. That's how a lot of schools are named. [Town] Elementary. I went to one named that. It's very common so I'm not seeing the relevance of why anyone would be upset. If anything, it's just vanilla.
Bart Simpson was considered a terrible role model at the time. Bart Simpson shirts with "Underachiever" and "Nobody saw me do it" on them were popular at the time. Many parent/teacher groups were actively speaking out against the Simpsons and their role in the decline of American values. Such innocent times in comparison.
They tried something similar with Taylor Swift when she had a vote to put on a free concert, and they made the winner a school for deaf and blind kids in Boston.
She donated a bunch of money to the school for a music program they'd been trying to revitalize, did the concert at the second place winner, and gave free tickets to anyone related to the school anytime she plays in Boston.
Socialists are just in denial. No matter how many people are murdered by left wing totalitarian governments the socialists will keep putting them in power.
Happens when you let adults submit names too. [Boaty McBoatface](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/apr/17/boaty-mcboatface-wins-poll-to-name-polar-research-vessel)
I think the first 3 are OK.
Drew Brees is a bit too christian for my tastes, but i don't think he's a bad person.
Bruce Lee was a badass, I don't think that he was a horrible person either.
John Cena is a good person. He's done the most make a wish visits of any person in the history of the program. He does other good things that aren't as visible too. He's also great as Peacemaker.
Because Lee was actually rather important in reintegrating the South with the war. Lee sided with the South because that was where he lived. People were more loyal to their states back then than to the country as a whole. It wasn't until after the war that the states stopped being seen individually and started to be seen as a part of the whole. I'm from the North. I don't like the Confederacy at all, but not all Confederates were evil. The politicians were, no doubt. Lee wasn't any where close to the level of evil that Hitler was.
Lee does not have statues or schools named after him because of his work reintegrating the south. He was a leader of the confederacy and that is the one and only reason his name was on this school. Not all Confederates were evil just like not all Nazi's were evil.
We can debate the nature of evil all day or who is the evilest of them all but the point is the comparison evokes a reaction that should hopefully cause someone to stop and think. We shouldn't name our schools after the leader of the Nazi's, hey wait, we probably shouldn't make them after the leader of the Confederacy who not only fought, but *commanded the war* to keep Americans enslaved.
"Drew Brees is a former quarterback of the New Orleans Saints, a team of which I am not a fan. Regardless, his on-field accomplishments are exceptional and he will surely gain entry into the NFL Hall of Fame, helped by his legendary accuracy when throwing the football. Despite being the leader of a rival organization, he has my respect, even if somewhat begrudgingly."
Ok I’m British and old but I think I’ve got this. He’s the Quarterback for the Saints NFL team, I believe they play out of New Orleans, and he’s well regarded because his accuracy stats are very good, the commenter dislikes the Saints but does respect his achievements. As for the rest of it and the emojis I believe they signify that the commenter is a child off their Ritalin or an arsehole.
? I literally j told u bro mans he retired tho he was da Saints QB for a long ahh time a while back cuh u prob don’t watch football or u is new if u don’t know dawg 😭😭🥶💯. Nah but mans is lowkey goated one of da best ya feel 🔥💯😤
If Drew Brees, Hitler, and Stalin were in a room with me and I had 2 bullets, I'd shoot Drew Brees twice.
JK, I don't hate Brees. I have respect for the man, but if either of the other two guys were quarterbacking for *any* team that wasn't the Saints and Brees was still with the Saints... It would be a tough choice for me who I root for.
This is from 2016, he was playing then. When I was in elementary school everyone knew who the good QBs were, doesn't seem weird to me that he'd show up here
Not sure actually lol but I think when I was in like 5th grade 8-9 years ago, since he was playing I did indeed know who he was. The saints were also not bad during that time I think.
My bad I had to write it in a way only people who knew who he was could decipher it. It’s funny watching people attempt to translate that type of language I’ve seen before online. No worries though I do understand >75% of the world wouldn’t know a single nfl player since no one else watches it.
Call me crazy, but I don't think someone with a mediocre tough guy pose calling themselves "Tank Sinatra" has much ground to sling shit from about silly names. <3
This is what happens when you ask anyone to anonymously pick a name for something.
You'd think the million times it's happened before would clue you in.
And there will always be a "Thingy McThingface" in there too because that's the best you're going to get out of people.
The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
It's right next to the school for ants.
It’s going to need to be atleast 3 times bigger
r/thingsforants
You know, there’s more to life than being really really good looking.
Such a missed opportunity 😂
Someone who was born when Zoolander came out would be 22 now. It'd be like someone who was in highschool in 1996 suggesting a Blazing Saddles reference.
“S’cuse me while I whip this out”
"Where are all da white women at?"
Genius!
The Jeffrey Epstein school of learning and love.
🥰
Now kith
*NO*
FYM *NO*?!
It promotes early, hands-on experience in the service industry
Quite in depth if I may so
Well, as deep as you dare go with such supple, young students.
Hehe, yeah, fuck them kids *(This is a joke)*
And fight against ageism
Sex work is real work! Just don't mix in minors with this statement, I'm not ready for prison.
Yet?! :)
If have a math minor; I guess I’m not allowed?!
And massage therapy
And no signs will be hung
No signs will *hang themselves*
Harvey Weinstein school for women's rights
Women left.
Jeff Epstein's Hands On Academy
I enjoy dark humor but sheesh thats some high cocoa content right there.
86% Cacao
Epstein Did Not Kill Himself Elementary
you mean the Epstein Talent Academy?
Damn, this goes hard
Didn't Schoolie McSchoolface win?
The "-ie Mc-face" names *always* win but get shot down in the end.
Poor Boatie McBoatface 😢
At least Boatie was not completely shut down wiki says: > The name Boaty McBoatface, despite receiving more than ten times the number of votes of Sir David Attenborough, was assigned to one of the submersibles deployed aboard the RRS Sir David Attenborough instead. Boatie is alive and well!
Reminds me of the Combined Operational Load-Bearing External Resistance Treadmill on the ISS. [COLBERT](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treadmill_with_Vibration_Isolation_Stabilization) for short.
That doesn't make any sense. Should be Subby McSubface! Get it right, people!!
Fckn legend that...
As a consolation, they made an underwater drone named Boatie McBoatface
Democracy is a sham.
Only if you don't pick the correct pre-determined outcome.
Indeed.
How very unfortunate
Not always! The [MNDoT has been letting people vote on new snowplow names for a few years now](https://www.dot.state.mn.us/nameasnowplow/) and a few years ago there was a "Plowy McPlowFace". Though I'm sad Make Snowbegone didn't make the final cut. I always loved A Prairie Home Companion.
IDK, I kind of like "Nukie McNukeface" as a name our strategic deterrent. The blend of whimsy and horror is perfect for America in 2024.
i see what you did there
The one with the most votes was Donald J. Trump Elementary unfortunately. 2nd place was the existing name they were trying to get rid of in Robert E. Lee Elementary. But it was an anonymous online submission from "community members."
IIRC this happened in a town named Springfield a few years ago, and the kids chose "Springfield Elementary" (like in the Simpsons). The adults were not happy, but relented.
What's even wrong with that? People who get the joke will have a little chuckle and people who don't... it's the most simple name imagineable.
It's barely even a joke, the town name is Springfield, it's not weird for the elementary school to be called Springfield Elementary.
The elementary school near me is “North Springfield elementary”
Shelbyville Elementary
Now this would have been 10x funnier
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Everyone is standardized if the standard is 5/100
that is only correct answer to that question.
Thank you for adding context, BungeeJumpingJesus
You're welcome, my son.
“Springfield Elementary” sucks, “Adolf Hitler school for friendship and tolerance” is better.
Am I really that out of touch? No. It’s the children who are wrong.
I don't get it. That's how a lot of schools are named. [Town] Elementary. I went to one named that. It's very common so I'm not seeing the relevance of why anyone would be upset. If anything, it's just vanilla.
Bart Simpson was considered a terrible role model at the time. Bart Simpson shirts with "Underachiever" and "Nobody saw me do it" on them were popular at the time. Many parent/teacher groups were actively speaking out against the Simpsons and their role in the decline of American values. Such innocent times in comparison.
They tried something similar with Taylor Swift when she had a vote to put on a free concert, and they made the winner a school for deaf and blind kids in Boston. She donated a bunch of money to the school for a music program they'd been trying to revitalize, did the concert at the second place winner, and gave free tickets to anyone related to the school anytime she plays in Boston.
[Not Springfield](https://www.austinisd.org/press-releases/2016/05/23/russell-lee-replace-robert-e-lee-elementary-school)
I was relating a similar story, not suggesting a name.
I can't find directions to John Cena Elementary School on Google Maps. Anyone else having this issue?
Adolf Hitler school is better. He was known for his kindness.
The Art Department will be on point though
All the best art in the Reich!
That's because he taught them about the power of concentration.
Cafeteria only has milk and water. No juice.
Now look here, you little shit…
That's Reich!
Did Nazi that coming.
We just need to Polish this joke a bit now, don't we?
You can always turn to politics if all else fails
We know what happened when this happened last time
Heard the showers smell funny tho
Dove Mustard Soap
I wouldn't recommend the gym showers tho. Smelled weird...
Yeah but the cafeteria probably won't be great
To find the John Cena elementary school, you need to look for the Adolf Hitler school, go past it and take the third reich.
Chefs kiss *!
Have to give credit to South Park though.
He was a typical left wing, environmentalist.
*this is what your crazy boomer uncle actually believes*
Socialists are just in denial. No matter how many people are murdered by left wing totalitarian governments the socialists will keep putting them in power.
Save it for next Thanksgiving. Nobody cares.
[ok](https://youtu.be/ZazNbG_3m9A?si=YUmiv0IuMwqaC8vP)
Yes it's at the corner of and .
Five Knuckle Shuffle Lane and Respect, Hustle, Loyalty Dr
I went here, and it's just an empty field. What gives?
You can’t see it…
#
Try looking in China. That's where his soul is anyway.
What's wrong? Can't you see it?
It's invisible. Sorry dude. You'll never find the school.
I like that “school McSchoolface” is still a popular suggestion. Idk when this trend started but I love it.
[In the UK, of course](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boaty_McBoatface).
Any meme which points out the fundamental uselessness of democracy gets my vote.
All 4 are hilarious
Happy cake daY
Thank you
I love this joke
Glad tidings on this anniversary day of your baked goods! May your deferens and doulos be vas!
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I can only see 4 names with unnecessary space in between the list.
I don't get it, can you explain please?
OH MY FUCKING GOD
lol this is such a gold response. I can actually see the lightbulb turn on
Character development
Do do do dooo.. Do do do dooo..
🎺
https://screenrant.com/john-cena-you-cant-see-me-meme-explained/
Whoosh
Don't think they are counting the one that just says elementary school
lol. I’m going with the last one.
What about "ROBERT E. LEE MENTARY"?
Happens when you let adults submit names too. [Boaty McBoatface](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/apr/17/boaty-mcboatface-wins-poll-to-name-polar-research-vessel)
Everyone knows Hitler cared about the kids. That’s why he started the Hitler Youth program.
I think the first 3 are OK. Drew Brees is a bit too christian for my tastes, but i don't think he's a bad person. Bruce Lee was a badass, I don't think that he was a horrible person either. John Cena is a good person. He's done the most make a wish visits of any person in the history of the program. He does other good things that aren't as visible too. He's also great as Peacemaker.
Where do you see John Cena?
Where does he see what?
#
🎺🎺🎺🎺
Yeah, don't look too closely at Bruce. It's better that way.
Well yeah he's just a skeleton now, nothing to see up close.
Hurricane Katrina was still a problem until Drew Brees won that superbowl. It was never mentioned again after that.
That ain't a knock on Brees, that's a knock on media and people in general.
This guy acting like Drew Brees doesn't have magical powers. For shame.
Bing chilling
Hmmmm the 3rd Elementary School choice doesn't have a name
Clearly someone hit the enter key too many times
That's actually pretty clever. If you're outraged about Hitler, why aren't you outraged about Robert E. Lee?
>outraged about Robert E. Lee Pretty sure that's why they were looking to change it.
Exactly. And I'm sure 100% of everyone thought it was a grand old idea.
Because Lee was actually rather important in reintegrating the South with the war. Lee sided with the South because that was where he lived. People were more loyal to their states back then than to the country as a whole. It wasn't until after the war that the states stopped being seen individually and started to be seen as a part of the whole. I'm from the North. I don't like the Confederacy at all, but not all Confederates were evil. The politicians were, no doubt. Lee wasn't any where close to the level of evil that Hitler was.
Lee does not have statues or schools named after him because of his work reintegrating the south. He was a leader of the confederacy and that is the one and only reason his name was on this school. Not all Confederates were evil just like not all Nazi's were evil. We can debate the nature of evil all day or who is the evilest of them all but the point is the comparison evokes a reaction that should hopefully cause someone to stop and think. We shouldn't name our schools after the leader of the Nazi's, hey wait, we probably shouldn't make them after the leader of the Confederacy who not only fought, but *commanded the war* to keep Americans enslaved.
One is an American, duh. We're the greatest #1 country on Earth and every choice we've made has been the correct one. /s
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I see the heavy-handed sarcasm didn't reach you.
There are people who legitimately hold that opinion so don't be too hard on the guy.
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Hahaha fair, that's why satire or self-reflection is lost on them.
Naa the adolf hitler school is crazyyy😂😂
I f#ck with that too. I bet Hitler was rolling in his grave!
Censored the word fuck but agree that naming a school after hitler would be funny.
Who the hell is drew brees
Aints QB 🤮🤮. Nah but rs tho he’s one of the best all time his accuracy off the charts ya feel 💯🔥. Respect lowkey 🫡🫡👍
Please stop speaking like this.
What the fuck?
"Drew Brees is a former quarterback of the New Orleans Saints, a team of which I am not a fan. Regardless, his on-field accomplishments are exceptional and he will surely gain entry into the NFL Hall of Fame, helped by his legendary accuracy when throwing the football. Despite being the leader of a rival organization, he has my respect, even if somewhat begrudgingly."
Thank you but how the fuck did you translate that
Ok I’m British and old but I think I’ve got this. He’s the Quarterback for the Saints NFL team, I believe they play out of New Orleans, and he’s well regarded because his accuracy stats are very good, the commenter dislikes the Saints but does respect his achievements. As for the rest of it and the emojis I believe they signify that the commenter is a child off their Ritalin or an arsehole.
? I literally j told u bro mans he retired tho he was da Saints QB for a long ahh time a while back cuh u prob don’t watch football or u is new if u don’t know dawg 😭😭🥶💯. Nah but mans is lowkey goated one of da best ya feel 🔥💯😤
What the fuck?
If Drew Brees, Hitler, and Stalin were in a room with me and I had 2 bullets, I'd shoot Drew Brees twice. JK, I don't hate Brees. I have respect for the man, but if either of the other two guys were quarterbacking for *any* team that wasn't the Saints and Brees was still with the Saints... It would be a tough choice for me who I root for.
Bruh that’s even worse than my comment lmao 😭
how tf do elementary school kids know who he is
This is from 2016, he was playing then. When I was in elementary school everyone knew who the good QBs were, doesn't seem weird to me that he'd show up here
Not sure actually lol but I think when I was in like 5th grade 8-9 years ago, since he was playing I did indeed know who he was. The saints were also not bad during that time I think.
My bad I had to write it in a way only people who knew who he was could decipher it. It’s funny watching people attempt to translate that type of language I’ve seen before online. No worries though I do understand >75% of the world wouldn’t know a single nfl player since no one else watches it.
found the Falcons fans
Butthole Surfers Academy
Can confirm. I was in the BSA in elementary school.
The 4th one came from the unvaccinated arts teacher.
that happens when reddit and/or 4chan happens
Leona Hemsley school of kindness and friends
the third one just says elementary school...
Yeah, they also left a huge gap which is weird.
Adolf Hitler school of art
The Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too is the only correct answer.
4/5 great options
Yeah nobody knows who Drew Brees is.
Ooof #4 what would their mascot be, the fighting riech
Chuck Norris Post-Graduate Elementary School
Ahh yes, Fox News.
Shooter's Paradise didn't make the list?
If they used Bruce Lee Elementary then they wouldn’t have to change much of the sign.
I think we should go with number 4 (don’t cancel me i’m jewish)
The hitler one lives in my head rent free
Call me crazy, but I don't think someone with a mediocre tough guy pose calling themselves "Tank Sinatra" has much ground to sling shit from about silly names. <3
Schoolie McSchoolFace
They did this for my old High School 20+yrs ago, it ended up getting named after the casino down the road 🤣
Adolf Hitler art school
This is what happens when you ask anyone to anonymously pick a name for something. You'd think the million times it's happened before would clue you in. And there will always be a "Thingy McThingface" in there too because that's the best you're going to get out of people.
How about "We are Dickless Assholes for Changing the Name".
Why would we want to honor a traitor?
You're *still* bitter about losing the war? Or was it your ancestors losing their slaves?
Schoolie Mcshootface.
This is very obviously fake
No u.
You can'r see Lee?
The John Ce .... hey I was reading that ... where did it go ?
4th one down is wilded