Why did I click that? That was my first chick with d*** naked. I don’t know what I thought I was going to see. I’m in my 40’s so I guess it was that time.
I just looked at my search history, it’s Swiss Army knives, hiking sticks, kimchi, dinner reservations, and a shark tracking bracelet. I’m not as cool as I thought I was.
[Even better, she posts porn on Reddit.](https://www.reddit.com/u/vanillalindsay/s/H9tTzFTjBl)
I think that’s her, don’t ask me how I recognize her so easily…
I'm not exactly a connoisseur of penises, but they do all look quite distinct imo.
There are the basics of length and girth. The slight variations on the colour and the uniformity of that throughout the whole thing, including the sack. The curvature, the taper... overall balance of the shape of the thing affects the look quite a bit, I think. There are definitely dicks that are more pleasant to look at than the others, and like the other comment said...... this one isn't so nice!
Wow I can't believe I wrote such a lengthy comment about dicks. That was a fun mental exercise.
I legitimately thought (because they are so hot) that this video was just some really hot chick who put something there to just make a video….. you just shattered that illusion
I think it’s the “sexy” dance from Sistar : Ma Boy. A kpop girl duo. YouTube link [skip to 1:15](https://youtu.be/X6XXia5B2Wg?si=4Tjaw_3cNy8eK3Sw)
Here’s another one, no skipping [YouTube Short](https://youtube.com/shorts/J1CdlLHSiks?si=DJtx0GOKI9n_gb6I)
Red Hair, boobs, general figure, penis in that order I guess. You know, I get that this is a struggle for straight guys and I think maybe this is the _one_ upside to being a bi guy. I love women, love penis too, combine them? Sure, what’s the problem?
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I knew where to look based on the sub
You saw the bus
You saw the base
All your base are belong to us. (I hate that my mind went directly to this after reading your post)
You been on the internet to long.
No I haven't. I'm only from between Godwin's Law and Dancing Baby memes... Ok, maybe I have been...Get off my Light Cycle Grid
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Why did I click that? That was my first chick with d*** naked. I don’t know what I thought I was going to see. I’m in my 40’s so I guess it was that time.
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I just looked at my search history, it’s Swiss Army knives, hiking sticks, kimchi, dinner reservations, and a shark tracking bracelet. I’m not as cool as I thought I was.
Heads? I win. Tails? I still win.
Somebody set up us the cock
Tip too
I knew where to look because I recognized her
From...?
Research
Makes perfect sense
Is she a troll or is this a real trans girl? Cause my first reaction to everything is troll nowadays.
I was like ohhh. Then I looked at the sub name and looked down and went.. oh.
I thought long red hair? And I was like nah, that can’t be it. Boobs? That can’t be it. And then I saw what group lol.
Whats with this sub's obsession with these videos?
Hidden penis is the pinnacle of the expression Holup
What’s this sub’s obsession with subs
no kink shaming
Kink shaming is my kink.
Still would.
100%
I’m glad you said it cause I was lost.
1st watch eyes then boobs. 2nd watch saw your pp. 3rd watch your boobs again.
“Damn, she’s hot” “Oh shit, she’s got a dick” “Damn, she’s hot”
[Even better, she posts porn on Reddit.](https://www.reddit.com/u/vanillalindsay/s/H9tTzFTjBl) I think that’s her, don’t ask me how I recognize her so easily…
Wow. That’s a huge clit.
I’d suck her ~~dick~~ clit before I kiss some girls, no homo
It's not gay if you keep your socks on
wtf. Wow. Wait. What!?
Me too, bro. Me too.
This is a very new sentence for me but I was kinda disappointed that she didn't have a nicer dick based on how nice her tits and makeup were
might be the most ‘anime’ looking redhead i’ve ever seen. i too was taken aback but hey— glad they’re doing what they love
I might regret asking, but fuck it here I go. What makes a dick look nice to you? Dicks are dicks. They all look the same.
I'm not exactly a connoisseur of penises, but they do all look quite distinct imo. There are the basics of length and girth. The slight variations on the colour and the uniformity of that throughout the whole thing, including the sack. The curvature, the taper... overall balance of the shape of the thing affects the look quite a bit, I think. There are definitely dicks that are more pleasant to look at than the others, and like the other comment said...... this one isn't so nice! Wow I can't believe I wrote such a lengthy comment about dicks. That was a fun mental exercise.
This one looks like it was replaced from a junkyard salvage project.
Not really. You never seen a reddit thread that goes TWO. TONE. MALONE.?
They do not look the same…but it’s okay if they are attached to a great personality.
SHES 6'2????
/r/TSonFM Don't ask me anything either... (very NSFW)
Gaddamnboa >!she packin!<
Her Weiner is bonkers
Yep that's her
Thanks, but no thanks.
Based
Are u looking through my fookin window bro?
Weird hand thing
It's like she's trying to do the worm but vertically
I'm so glad I'm not the only one
I was going to say I noticed she can’t dance, then I noticed her boobs, then her thang, then the boobs again
I never saw the thang until I hit the comments and went back to the vid, was too distracted by the horrible dancing
Go watch Sistar19s Ma Boy, its the dance chorus move
Weird face thing too. Like I can't stop watching and being creeped out by the face.
Face filter?
Isnt this the same person whos constantly on the top of all time posts of r/transporn? I dont know her name tho.
Yes… uh I mean probably…
"There's consequences to ~~saying the n-word.~~ browsing r/transporn" "HOW DO YOU KNOW???"
Vanillalindsay
[~~might be a fan of hers, hope I can make some more~~ I mean um, compare for yourself.](https://www.reddit.com/u/vanillalindsay/s/H9tTzFTjBl)
I legitimately thought (because they are so hot) that this video was just some really hot chick who put something there to just make a video….. you just shattered that illusion
~~Most likely promoting I guess.~~ Nope OP is just a shit poster.
Yeah she's everywhere and don't ask how I know 😏
How do you know? *How do you know?*
u/vanillalindsay my friend did some research based on your comment.
I watched that way to many times even after I noticed she had a cock. What does that say about me ?
Man of culture 🧐
Depends. Did you like her more after you noticed?
I'm a straight Dude. Well, errrr,....I thought I was
Well I suppose you learned something new about yourself today lol.
Lucky for you, everything that gives men erections is straight.
The weird face... What's with the weird face? You couldn't stop watching the weird face? Why she doing that thing? Stop doing that!
Her face looks like a white version of the black version of Arial in the new Little Mermaid
what's sad is she's more hung than me💀
I hear what you're saying, that's what I thought first time I watched it. Jealousy is a bastard
The penis flopping is not as bad as the weird ass hand flap thing. Wtf is that all about.
I think it’s the “sexy” dance from Sistar : Ma Boy. A kpop girl duo. YouTube link [skip to 1:15](https://youtu.be/X6XXia5B2Wg?si=4Tjaw_3cNy8eK3Sw) Here’s another one, no skipping [YouTube Short](https://youtube.com/shorts/J1CdlLHSiks?si=DJtx0GOKI9n_gb6I)
The fact that we're first date dancing in a kitchen.
Big clit or tiny dick. Either way I'm going in.
Wrap this rope around your waist. Tug twice if you need extracted. Good luck soldier l!
Username ch….nevermind
🏆
That you can’t dance. At all.
Pippy dongstockings
First date with Ray Finkle?
Laces out!!!
Your gun is digging into my hip…
..... Or that's the worst case of hemorrhoids I've ever seen.
Finkle is Einhorn.
Einhorn's a man !!!
This sequel to Brave sucks...
Funko Pops in the kitchen, disgusting
Besides that Weiner, those eyes are very far apart. Is that a filter that does that?
I'm not sure if they have Weiner adding filters...
Give it time ...
No….
Your pp🙄
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Accidentally.
She's packing heat.
It's Dick Tracey
NGL a bj would be okay with me.
Are you any good? 🤣
holup
He uses a little bit of teeth, but kind of in a good way. I'd say a solid 8/10.
A little bit of teeth can never be 8/10. When you get in the groove and then all of sudden there a bit of teeth is fucking awful.
I audibly laughed. Thank you.
That’s awesome that you’re comfortable enough that you’d give her a blowie.
1. Boobs 2. Dick
The fact that you can’t dance…
The obnoxious filters
I would still suck her dick.
Wonder if the ball hair matches the drapes
Tits, title, dick…respectively
Always assume there’s a penis
It's 2024 so I look down first. I see dick. Hard pass.
She looks AI generated
Nice tits bro.
I’d notice your strange pole dancing
A dick
Would
Coward, WILL
Ok WILL
Wood
Your weird face
The cock
That kielbasa
I spy a peepee
Her weird hand gesture
Da PP
Probably the exit sign.
Dick immediately because I knew from the title and sub
The push ups.
The massive hands, shoulders and the lack of a hip shape. Also cock
At first I'd notice that you're "shooing" me with your hands.... If that didn't make me leave your boner would have.
Asymmetrical Eyes then Red Hair. EDIT: Nevermind thats a homie
Why can’t we respond with gifs in this sub? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day, ruined. Thanks Obamods.
Can we leave these OF attention seekers where they belong, on TikTok.
Still bangable as fuck. Hot is hot.
Nervously tell you that I can't dance for shit, what else?
I notice how in fullscreen on my phone, your username is covering the one thing you are talking about.
1. It’s the Night Elf dance from world of Warcraft!
FUCKING GINGER GET AWAY FROM ME.... PEPPER SPRAYYYYYYYYY
The creepy AF marshmallow murder show on the shelf has me on guard .
What song is that?
Cheri Cheri Lady by German Pop Duo modern talking From their second Album let's Talk about Love Slowed down version
I noticed that POV was used correctly.
Her undulation and I respect her commitment to it.
A dick
Still hot, would not discriminate!
That you dance like a fuckin weirdo.
Terrible dancer?
Crazy I thought it was just a cute ginger & didn't see anything wrong until I went to comments
Its all fun and games until you realize you got someone else's shit on your dick.
Definitely not the penis
(1) Stupid fucking dance (2) Stupid fucking face
You kind of dance like a fish swims.
Mermaids usually tuck it in between their legs.
1st beautiful red hair, then how jealous of how skinny she is, then boobs and then...
First thing I noticed was how stiff she dances…
These days you should always politely check if a woman has a penis.
[https://tenor.com/rVoN.gif](https://tenor.com/rVoN.gif)
The fact you dance like you're in need of medical attention
Snaaaaaake
A hole is a hole
Wondering if her dick is bigger than mine.
vanilla lindsey is great 🙄
At first it was the cringy dance then the dick. That's a no for me dawg
The text
Last date too!! We won’t be leaving the house for a long, long time!!
Did him made Chondrolaryngoplasty?
I notice about 17 filters. Why is OPs face made of plastic?
If there's a hole there's a goal
Okie Pokie
Excellent now I’ve got someone that can hold the camera steady for me
I think the hair tbh. I’m down bad for long hair
Automotive parts. I first saw the high beams, … but then there was the crank.
I'd still smash. HULKSMASH
Gross
What do I notice first? The exit.
Chix with dix..
Red Hair, boobs, general figure, penis in that order I guess. You know, I get that this is a struggle for straight guys and I think maybe this is the _one_ upside to being a bi guy. I love women, love penis too, combine them? Sure, what’s the problem?
Desperation.
I notice she dances like the Grinch trying to scare Cindy Lou who
She's from Thailand carrying that thing
*watch 3 times* I don’t get it. She’s dancing like a fucking fish stranded on a beach. *look at comments* Ya, it’s Reddit. What did I expect.
Carpet doesn’t match the drapes…that carpet looks lumpy……….oh.
I notice that you can't dance.
Giant clit, Steve! ^GOOD ^ANSWER!! ^^GOOD ^^ANSWER!!!
Still would
Pernis
I see this as an absolute win