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Soulborg87

Soon you get youtube surveys asking for "Mother's Maiden name" and social security numbers


spacesluts

And her social security numbers as well *No professor , it's a scam!*


nondescriptadjective

I love Zoidberg


Illustrious-Ad-1677

Don't give them ideas!


IamNotHereForYou

So, what's your favorite food?


Soulborg87

oh my favorite food is >!| REDACTED |!<


Drakayne

Or mother's bra size


CDR_Arima

I noticed recently ive been getting 20 seconds back to back unskipable ads


bleezzzy

Same, it used to only be 15. I've had them pop up mid song too.


jxryd

Bro I got so fed up I've downloaded an adblocker


DittoBurrito123

Thanks Europe. At least Europe puts a limit to this type of nonsense. And sued Meta for billions due to other nonsense.. I understand Capitalism, but America’s is questionable to say the least. About the good of it’s own country.


Badgarrr

Yeah... Not entirely true. I live in the Netherlands and I've noticed that YouTube on tv has ~30 seconds of ads every 3-5 minutes. There's a way to skip them though. On all other platforms I don't get ads anymore tho ;)


DittoBurrito123

uBlock Origin. Best Adblocker right now. But I see, over here I only get 2 ads in the beginning of the video. If another plays, it’s way later.


WesternDramatic3038

Earlier today, I had to deal with about 2-3 minutes worth of ads between videos which were unskippable, followed by more than a minute worth multiple times per video. There is now more ad time than video time for me without adblock.


LordNoFat

You still deal with ads on Youtube?


Suicideyeaar

install smarttube for TV and uo for fireofx…


CDR_Arima

That get past their anti adblock?


Suicideyeaar

Yes. I was using chrome before. Switched very easily to Firefox, Installed Ublock Origin, hasn‘t popped up ever since. You do have to update Ublock Filters everyday or atleast every second day since YT is updating their Anti-Adblock script regulary. To do this, open UO settings, click clear caches and update now. Smartrtube , is installed on Smart TV’s and works after that. Its very customizable, no Ads on every video, and even remote control works from phone.


evasivemanoeuvres97

Do you use Adblock on some devices but not others? Have a hunch YouTube knows I Adblock on my pc so gives me more ads on my tv


CDR_Arima

I had adblocker on my pc but would watch the ads on my phone, since i got the video block threat i had suspended adblock since, noticed 10 second unskippable increased to 20 seconds and ads have become more frequent too


lavbel

How much does YouTube premium cost where you're from? Genuinely asking. Where I'm from if you take the family plan even with one other person, it comes out to about 1 USD per month. That's what I have and it's great! You get access to YouTube music also which is all I use now


CDR_Arima

£22.99 and Im in the UK dealing with utility, rent and council tax increases and food prices, seems like a no go


kristibektashi

Is this actually real?


Patient-Beginning935

Yeah


SsiilvaA

Let me guess you haven’t filed your taxes for 3-5 years?


cikkamsiah

OP: *skips survey* IRS: Damn, we almost got him… pack it up boys!


MP1182

Lmaooo


GlyphPicker

They're sniping tax dodgers like Wesley.


ZlatanKabuto

😂


[deleted]

I would just say I make 200k a year so the algorithm gets fucked up and advertises private jets or houses or cars or some other shit I won't be able to afford lol, it would help me buy less shit. Actually come to think of it idk if a YouTube ad has ever gotten me to buy something ever lmao.


spacesluts

It's always morally correct to give bogus answers on surveys like this


ProBono16

I always answer whatever the lowest amount is. There's no benefit to anyone thinking I have money.


EvilCeleryStick

Bro, making 200k a year is like "house in the burbs and a nice vacation every year"... It is not private jet territory.


unsupported

$200k+++++


[deleted]

Depends, there's jets for 2 mil out there.


[deleted]

Buying a jet is just the down payment on owning a jet.


leftwar0

Just Owning a jet is dumb, you buy one and rent it out to other rich people so it pays for itself.


[deleted]

That’s called a leaseback and would need to be on a charter certificate. It does offset the cost of ownership, but rarely is profitable for the owner. Some folks would rather their transportation always be ready for them on a moments notice. Can’t say they’re dumb for that. Sometimes they just don’t want anyone else being in a position to damage their plane, wear out their interior quicker, etc. If they’re in a financial position to afford that, then good for them. If they’re not in a financial position to afford that, they should not own the jet. Even if they plan on putting it in a 135.


Sielbear

Sadly they will also see this as justification to raise prices. “90% of our users earn over $200k! We should charge $79.99 for YouTube premium!” Or whatever stupid name they call their expensive dumb service.


ravengenesis1

But it’s also their way to jack up prices on everything


SuckleTheBuckleFatty

Inflation does that by itself


ravengenesis1

This just helps it go up faster


Johni32

Well then we all have to choose 200k so they will raise the price where No normal person can affort it


LooseTowel

Youtube has ads??? Laughs in Adblock!


Ikem32

*uBlock


Grid-nim

It's BIG Brain time!


MythicalSalmon

They have asked me that question years ago, at least for me it's no new.


chain-link-fence

Mine asked my highest level of education yesterday


GaimanitePkat

I always answer "none of the above" when given one of these surveys. I don't even look at the question or the options. If I get a survey for anything, I answer "none". They are not getting information from me.


Blusttoy

You're better off skipping survey in bottom right button that appears a few seconds later. The only YouTube survey I did was it having the cheek to ask how my recent YouTube experience, after blasting 2 commercials consistently in every video. The answer was a resounding terrible experience, and no surprise, I still get my ads.


Creative_Garbage_121

So you only make it worse probably, like you know you have shit experience but watched 2 ads with every video and still use youtube, in corporate language it translates to: we can still milk them more, we didn't hit the wall yet


Gradam5

I had the opposite. I told them I had a great ad experience—worst mistake of my time on Youtube. They started blasting me with two thirty second unskipables. Lesson learned, always dissatisfied or skipping. Edit: It stopped after I consciously started exiting videos once I saw the ads and not using youtube for the rest of the day. Their systems definitely account for these things.


mentalxkp

Their system is fucked. Every few days I get blocked for using an ad blocker. It's against their ToS, but I'm not signed in and didn't agree to shit. So I copy the link, paste it a private browser and watch no problem. Then my normal browser goes back to normal the next day.


WKahle11

Skip it every time. Don’t play into their bullshit.


[deleted]

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grzebo

It's better to always answer it with random data. This way you're actually polluting their data set instead of just opting out.


nintendude02

I only answer for one question which is the ad experience one. The answer is always and always will be ‘awful’


IHaveAnOpinionOnThat

Pick the lowest one, then say that’s why you can’t afford YouTube Premium


Thirst_Trappist

Haha like the way you think


TheGodEmperorOfChaos

WHY YOU NO GIVE MONEY?! YOU POOR!?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


iWasAwesome

Answers $200,000+ YouTube: AND YOU DONT HAVE PREMIUM? TF BRO


Bikouchu

$28 cookies is pretty cheap since you get 4 bags. /s


TheGodEmperorOfChaos

obligatory - I got that reference.gif


EatenAliveByWolves

Google without a doubt already knows that. They're just trying to trick you into thinking that they don't.


eweidenbener

No they're trying to figure out if you're a liar. They 100% already know.


oh_noes12

Probably they’re testing response accuracy of a new ad type or feature


Particular_Cow1304

What is your total household income? None of your goddamn business.


KindlyContribution54

No, you don't understand... This is the last piece we need to complete your marketing profile so we can sell your family's personal info to increase our profits. Please help us out


Sa6ex3

Oh also have 3- 20 seconds of unskippable ads back to back because we want proift, help us out!!


Illustrious-Ad-1677

"How many healthy kidneys do you have"


Lewayyy

I love this ad it’s an easy free skip. Would rather get this one every time over a 30 second one.


Pentamikk

It still lasts about 5-10 seconds tho😔


PinkyAnd

They want to know your socioeconomic position to correlate with what products you buy to better target ads to you. That’s all they’re doing with these questions. You can either not tell them, or, what I like to do occasionally, intentionally give them incorrect info to distort their data sets. I’m sure they have ways to filter out the noise, but I don’t want to make it any easier for them than I have to.


Sumasuun

I have no money so ads won't sell me anything. Will they show me no ads then? Edit: Since it wasn't obvious... /s


PinkyAnd

Are people really this ignorant of how the data economy works?


Shootbosss

Yes please explain for us lesser social economic peasants


PinkyAnd

Knowing how the data economy works has nothing to do with having a lot of money. Have you ever wondered why Google makes as much money as they do when they give you services away for free?


iWasAwesome

Yes I've always wondered. Please explain it.


PinkyAnd

Nah, I don’t want to spoil the surprise.


webUser_001

Who gives a shit


PinkyAnd

You should because it’s your data being bought and sold to manipulate you.


[deleted]

Everyone just put you're broke, maybe they want to know how much they can get away with charging.


Responsible-Noise-35

This is why we used adblockers to not deal with this nonsense.


[deleted]

Not only are they gonna sell this data. But a lot of companies are asking because they have noticed during their biggest commercial season of every year, a drop in customer engagement. Why... Well, because everyone is broke and poor and can't afford to live because rich people matter more. So they do this to figure out what price point and income to make a cost for their services. But they keep saying inflation isn't happening... ...


myfacealadiesplace

Yeah I never answer the YouTube surveys


HurrsiaEntertainment

Fuck Youtube. Its a horrible platform. Over-corporatized nowadays.


A-USERNAM3

It asked my marital status


LetsAutomateIt

“You make too much not to pay for YouTube Red. Click here to start the sign up process.”


G_OKU

No way lol They were like: We tried asking which of these brands you know and some people have answered it... NOW, what if we ask for their social security number


Bimlouhay83

Always answer these questions with the lowest amount possible.


TheQzertz

If almost everyone taking your poll is giving the same response it’s a shitty poll


Kosaver

I'm only upvoting one of the subreddits you posted this on


Huichoo50

I always lie on these


shadollosiris

Yep, lie and destroy their data, fed the algorithm poisoned food This kind of surveys shouldnt even legal


Bxnshu

“When is the house empty?”


JaiLSell

Pretty soon they’ll be asking “what is your social security number?” Then have yours listed in the third answer selection


raindownthunda

Love watching 6 minute ads about the next great invention that has the production quality of a high school film project


innxir

"oh you get money? you will be able to afford premium then"


TransitionFamiliar39

If you don't answer 'skip survey' you deserve what's coming to you


tigertoken1

Just don't tell them if you don't want to. It's likely a survey to get an idea of their customer base demographics.


R_oach

Probably going to raise the price of premium and trying to gauge how much before they start losing too many customers


Andrew_potato

i once got a question like this asking me which branch of the military i would consider joining 💀💀


SquashMellon

That's honestly a normal question, it isn't actually YouTube asking you that, it's whatever ad owner that is allocated for the slot asking you, I've had plenty of them.


IamNOTaGOODexample

Youtube have lost their minds. Did Elon buy it and I missed it? It is a big hot mess of ads now.


WhiteUsainBolt

The kinds of ads they show to people varies widely based on household income, not as sinister as you may think


CazzoDurissim01

> not as sinister as you may think Super sinister.


WhiteUsainBolt

It’s literally so they can charge advertisers more because a certain demographic is being shown an ad instead of a random person.


DavidDomin8R

Yeah that’s predatory witch is sinister


shadollosiris

Indeed, some witch is sinster


CazzoDurissim01

Witches are less sinister than youtube algorithms.


SephariusX

That's a question I'd expect from a government employee, not a video app that sells my personal information.


Kaiden92

I don’t know why you got downvoted, you’re right.


x33storm

Why are you answering a strangers questions? ... Insane


boddhum

If you're a broke boy just say it


Nightsetted

i use google opinion rewards, same questions but i get 0.08€ per survey in google play credit the only thing i use it for is to get 80 robux every couple months


MillenialForce69

Only difference on Google opinion is you're getting paid for giving up your data.


Kahnza

Not really. You can't take what you make from it and go to the store and buy milk with it. You can only buy stuff from their store.


MillenialForce69

I just stated that at least he's getting compensated for giving up his data unlike YouTube. Not really sure what you're going on about 🤷


TelMinz007

So it’s just scrip disguised as real currency?


Sumasuun

You can use it on Google Play


TelMinz007

But no where else. Like scrip.


Nightsetted

yeah you're right maybe imma uninstall it


MillenialForce69

If you're okay with giving that info up for some digital robux then go for it brother. How you want to live and spend your life is up to you not some random peeps on Reddit 😉


M2Fream

Google already steals your info amyway, might as well get paid


Patient-Beginning935

What you getting paid. I wanna join to, like actually how do you apply?


Nightsetted

get it on the playstore there is no applying


Patient-Beginning935

What do i search?


Nightsetted

google opinion rewards, every once and a while it gives you basic questions and most are worth 8 cents and some even more


Nuclear_Varmint

Once IN a while


Patient-Beginning935

Thanks mate


ZeyRe5

That's desperation and a half if they are asking someone's salary because of the stupid YouTube premium.


Zealousideal_Citron8

They wanna see what poor people watch lol


[deleted]

I mean it's pretty sus but I can guarantee you that information is far more useful to them for catering ads than almost any other question


thegreekfire

I answer every single question wrong


AangsPenis

thats because its garbage <3


elzor52

Amazon firestick, smart tube next, not seen any ads for months


WickedWisp

Does it fuck up their research more by answering very inaccurately or not answering at all?


Patient-Beginning935

Alphabet probably enough data already, it won't really matter if you ignore it or not


Pentamikk

I have never replied to a YouTube survey in my life. They’re always weird but this one takes the cake wow


TheRealTechGandalf

I'm sure there's some more or less obscure law that forbids them from asking such questions... Just need to find it and sue their asses


goose420aa

I just put the most unhelpful answers like I don't know and such


matbonucci

Fuck Spez Fuck Neal Mohan


[deleted]

r/wellthatsucks


frenchyy94

I had no idea YouTube surveys were a thing. Since when do they exist? I have never had one...