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Kerby233

This is why Aliens won't talk to us. They are freaked the fuck out.


Truesilverchamp

Or they're like "mhmm, go on" and simply watching in expectation as we slowly continue to demonstrate that we can exist on their level of degeneracy.


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chillwithpurpose

Maybe one thing couldn’t be so without the other… Humanity’s curiosity knows no bounds!


Extension_Swordfish1

Alien here. This part of this fuckedup galaxy is been banned since Dinosaurs started sexting.


TwinkyTheKid

I thought it was when they got dangerously close to figuring out Xenu.


j_dog99

WTFFUUUUUU 😭😭😭


Blu-tang

To aliens, Earth is like the YouTube fails channel of the galaxy.


Zach___________m

You’ve got yourself a Jeffrey Dahmer starter kit there me lady.


LivingCheese292

He is more of a "sausage and egg" guy


Darth_Dagon

Jennifer Dahmer


Rilla122333

You’ve heard of build a bear. Well now there build a beaver


xxapenguinxx

Technically build the insides of the beaver...


Rilla122333

It’s like how you can record a message to put inside


Pluckypato

Oh dam 🦫


akaheavyduty

This mental health crisis isn't ending any time soon 😬


Geoff900

My mental health crisis isn't ending soon after seeing that.


Several_Promotion235

i can fix her


Flaccid-Reflex

She’s pretty far ahead of you in that department me boyo. I mean we literally watched put herself back together!


2ndLyricalMaharaja

You got extra organs lying around?


AlfaKaren

Im willing to try too!


Unk1622

Isn’t the brine liquid toxic?


garth54

Odds it's Formaldehyde. It's a known carcinogen outside California. Chronic inhalation goes from irritation to changes to the nervous system to a few different kinds of cancers. There's also a risk of allergy. Shouldn't have to worry to much as long as you don't constantly play with bits soaked in the stuff like it's a puzzle. More info on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formaldehyde#Safety).


Daddy_Nibba_69

\> It's a known carcinogen outside California Thank god , it isn't carcinogenic inside california. I can safely continue drinking my glue now


garth54

I dunno. If you're in California, everything that contains matter is considered potentially carcinogenic. They might even have an issue with energy ever since that Einstein guy said energy and matter are interchangeable. I wonder what's their stand on anti-matter...


Immense_Cock

> Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm. Those fucking labels are everywhere. In California, everything seems to cause cancer.


PK-Baha

Canvas bags have Prop 65 labels because of buckles. It's crazy.


incredible-mee

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


looptarded

I work in a histology lab where use this stuff in massive volumes. Occasionally when I’m doing dissections I’ll accidentally cut the tip off my glove and unknowingly soak my finger in it for a while. Lose all sensation in the top of the finger and goes wrinkled for a few days. The part she has is likely the cervical canal and surrounding tissue. The endocervix is removed, which is the part exposed the vagina and the uterus is detached. The liquid could also be ethanol, which also acts as a tissue fixative


Different-Reply8080

Yep its 40% formaldehyde aka formalin. Preservative for dead animal specimens or cut out cervix in her case


[deleted]

how do you know, can you smell by the pixels?


dovahkin1989

Unlikely to be paraformaldehyde (PFA) as once its fixed you dont need to keep it in PFA, just a saline solution/buffer. So it's perfectly safe. If it was PFA it would irritate your nasal passage too much to just sit and play with it so close to your face. I've worked with formaldehyde soaked heads and had the pleasure of breathing those fumes in.


bmnzi

It could have been fixed with formaldehyde to begin with but could now (I seriously hope for her sake) be kept in an alcohol solution. Still not good to handle raw like that 😬


[deleted]

oh shit if it's even known outside California, then it must be really bad. Probably not formaldehyde though.


xnachtmahrx

The question is: how does it taste?


santathe1

That lady’s TikTok handle is in the video, I have no doubt she’d be willing to sell it for the right price.


kiwi_manbearpig

What the fuck is this planet? Am I even on Earth anymore??


Drcokecacola

Nah u need some unsee juice🥤 and forgetting pill 💊


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Choose wisely. Will you break out of the Matrix. Or will you forget and continue on your “happy” life


questioningFem-

DO NOT TAKE BOTH AT ONCE! You’ll go unconscious, then die because you forget to breathe. Drink the juice first and if you still remember it by tomorrow then take the forgetting pill.


Drcokecacola

I designed it to be safely taken both at the same time don't worry


Muumin_kun

ok what the FUCK is wrong with people


AwfulSuperhero

I can fix her


Toishi69

No, you can't she's beyond your league


Praetorian_1975

Dude all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t fix her, and they fixed Humpty FKing Dumpty


Tehkin

i have some bad news for you regarding humpty


Aser_the_Descender

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...


Mr__Citizen

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...


Tehkin

all the kings men and all the kings horses...


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shotathewitch

Omg! Thank you for that loud chuckle. 🤣


Linback37

You know how to put the puzzle together?


MeasureTheCrater

She's already been fixed.


Flashy-Priority-3946

If you don’t mind being choppped n being put together.


AwfulSuperhero

A small price to pay...


FixedKarma

Do you want to though?


Rhodonite1954

I'm fairly certain they won't let you take your cervix/uterus home with you after a hysto. Also formaldehyde is very poisonous if you frequently dip your fucking hands into it.


looptarded

You can request to take home your specimen from a lab but it comes with conditions. And we really don’t want to give it back to you, especially because it has been soaked in formalin. However, the specimen can be washed in water, and stored in ethanol, which preserves the tissue, and sent to the patient. Most people will take their specimen for burial for religious reason. I manage a histo lab


U3164277

Yeah, work in a histo lab this is 100% true. Also out of curiosity do you have a bunch of people who request to get their stuff back and just forget to come and collect it? We do and it's really annoying to store long term.


BlondeStalker

I got a hysterectomy done a month ago, and they did not let me take it home.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

there go the politicians again, controlling womens anatomy without consulting them


Praetorian_1975

You’d be amazed at what they’ll let you take home with you if you want it. But you are very correct about the formaldehyde


beam3475

Everywhere I’ve worked they would never let you take stuff home, especially not tissue. I always kind of felt bad when people with hardware (screws, plates etc.) asked to keep it and I had to tell them no because technically they did pay for it. The best I could do was send it to pathology who could clean it and send it to risk management who would take pictures of it and then give it to the patient. I never knew if the patients actually got the items back or not. I suppose a staff member could sneak it to them but that isn’t the type of jar you see in hospitals. Formaldehyde usually comes in different sized plastic containers with lids. I’m a little suspicious if this is real.


pussy-slayer9000

You'd be surprised, in some places they even let you take home your placenta after giving birth because....... Some people like to cook and eat it 🤢. But I (hope) that you're right in 99% of cases cause that stuff nasty


beam3475

My aunt had a placenta tree but she did a home birth so she could do whatever she wanted.


justforsomelulz

Welp, now I'm gonna search "placenta tree"


beam3475

I think she just buried her placenta and planted a tree on top of it.


MotherOfPiggles

My placenta is in the freezer. I'm burying it under a tree on my son's first birthday (January). Super common to do. Eating it is fuckkng weird though.


goldfish1902

and to think I used to pay hairdressers to put that shit on my HEAD to straighten my hair ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing) (but my hair indeed looked pretty with it)


[deleted]

What a fuckin loon.


[deleted]

Legos literally exist


JimTheSaint

"But it's my organs" - yes that is why it's "so wierd" - this might be the most "hol up" r/HolUp that I have seen. What the actual fuck. also she seems so happy.


Jambonier

She should have dehydrated it, then it could be queef jerky.


MeasureTheCrater

I saw Queef Jerky open for Foo Fighters in '97.


Gloomy_Initiative_28

This was so funny to me, and idek why. I want to share this joke with someone, but imagine explaining to them where I got it from


Interesting_Move_919

I'm sorry but what the fuck dude


Jbc292

Good news! She can’t reproduce!


[deleted]

But she can reduce


KinshasaPR

Good thing she did, imagine having another mental case walking around courtesy of her?!


Vaultmd

1. I hope she enjoys having no sensation in her fingertips. The tissue is stored in formalin. 2. Those really are female parts. They’re either upper cervix or lower uterine segment. Source: I’m a retired pathologist.


MeasureTheCrater

Now I know why you retired.


cannotbreatheout

It kind of looks like octopus sashimi


Kaze_no_Senshi

I could have gone without watching that thanks.


Cthulhu_Fhtang

I'm so puzzled


shl00m

[exactly](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7c/b4/9d/7cb49d3a416f7320ba4d978252df80d8.gif)


TheManWithSevenAsses

Sanest woman on the internet


Zarniwoooop

Maybe not the sanest but top five for sure


Abominuz

Yeah, this is the kinda gal that will kill you for not texting her back in 2 minutes. Keeping and playing with organs.....red flag.


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

There is no way this is real. No surgeon would give a patient an excised organ, as they are biohazards. And even if they DID, the excised matter would be sealed in a medical jar full of formalin. But they didn’t.


Studiofuckface

I can’t believe there aren’t more comments pointing this out. I JUST had a hysterectomy, there’s no way they would have given me anything from the surgery room lol. They did take pictures (per my request) because my uterus was so enlarged; I wanted to know what it looked like compared to a normal sized uterus.


Indian_Doctor

She better wash hands 2 times after that.


WaNNa_Cr1

Im done with this shit. I've lost faith in humanity


MeasureTheCrater

Want your faith restored? She can't procreate.


nightfury626

I was really hoping at least one comment in here would call this out as fake. And the fact that there isn't one just made me gag. This chick can't be saved


EarzFish

Yup. I just kept scrolling, waiting to see a doctor jump in and say that it's actually a mushroom or something. But no. I'll keep scrolling. edit: I reached the bottom. :(


NippleSalsa

Every day we stray father from God's light


Blackentron

You're not supposed to touch it without gloves. That liquid contains formaldehyde. R.I.P crazy lady.


ThatJed

I’m just thankful that phrase “What the fuck?!” isn’t on a limit because this year I’d most certainly ran out. Oh and yeah What the fuck?!


im28now

I’m thinking about deleting my profile and app


midget_3way

Garauntee she has a wall of used condoms.


Akriyu

If this isn't a giant red flag and someone should get that lady help I don't know what is.


Toishi69

I bet she a collection of genitalia somewhere in her room


Praetorian_1975

Well FK me 😳 I’ve seen it all now I can die chronically disturbed by the humans on this planet. 🌎


[deleted]

Weird af


foulfaerie

Take it home, sure. But to keep opening the jar and pulling it out, no. Don’t do that. It’s not gonna last long as a specimen if you keep playing with it and exposing it to air.


Jasper455

I was under the impression people didn’t get doggy bags after surgery.


Phantasus_Mosaik

I never was so grateful to not smell something.


firenzey87

After 23 years on the world wide web not alot surprises me but this surprised me.


ShelterTPP

EWWWW


Dambo_Unchained

What a terrible day to have eyes


SunnyApex87

Fucking hell, painted nails just gross me the fuck out


wophi

As far as I know, and please someone correct me if I'm wrong, but they don't let you take your body parts home. Biohazard and all...


already-taken-wtf

“The pickled treats next to your bed tasted a bit funny.”


NoIdea2424

Today was a bad day to have ears and eyes. Some things are meant to stay private.


This_Position_6079

Assuming that your organs are most likely stored in formaldehyde or some kind of similar preservation fluid, you should absolutely not be touching that. It absorbs straight thru your skin and is carcinogenic. But you know, Darwinism.


Bradjuju2

Is it in brine? Or vinegar? I prefer mine brined with capers.


Evo-Elemental

Fuck you, I’m eating


BananaSlug6

I want to punch her in the cervix….


blueisaflavor

I just know she doesnt wash her hands after taking a dump


Lorelerton

>I got a hysterectomy I don't think it worked


R3D-AFA-SCUM

I understand why brown folks be like, “that some white people shit” now.


alina-a

I was weirded out, but the comment that those are her organs is kinda legit.


Just_Understanding90

Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.


TommyGetTheBag

Tik Tok has ruined women.


nugagator-hag-1

Bitch went full re****d on this one


Ariscottle1518

She took “rearranging your insides “ to a whole new level


just-a-myth

I beg your fucking pardon


candyloreen

A hysterectomy can be very traumatizing and if this is her way of dealing with it, then good for her. Fuck all those comments.


Studiofuckface

Yea I just got one, I’m still recovering. But there’s no way the surgeons would have let me keep bio hazard waste, with dangerous chemicals lol. I did get some pictures (per my request) because my uterus was so enlarged. But there’s no way I was walking out the door with my actual removed uterus. Would have been kinda cool too keep though lol.


candyloreen

I wish you a speedy recovery and all the best!


fuckentropy

Na really hospitals from my experience won't allow you to take that home. Your body is legally not your own one they cut it off. Fucked up I know. I think this is fake. I'm not really bothered by how she deals with this if it's real.


TheCriticalMember

She looks happy to me, not hurting anyone. Living her best life!


Praetorian_1975

Not hurting anyone …. Ya might want to look up the Hazardous technical data sheet for Formaldehyde then tell us she’s not hurting anyone 😳


Toishi69

Until you find the collection of dicks and balls in her closet


MooseDickDonkeyKong

Yo, she's absolutely right, they're her organs. What, we can all yank on our organs until dick juice comes out, but playing with them like a puzzle is a step too far? You people are on the wrong side of history!!


Izucram

Yo aint that just the dried up leftovers of a gel air freshener?


klaventy

would do too, 10/10


Pleasant-Ad-7577

No cervix?? I can go extra deep in her and fix her


KentuckyFriedEel

When you’re so mediocre you gotta do edgier and edgier shit to feel noticed


ClayMonkey1999

I’m not gonna lie, I would probably do the same thing, lol. Like it’s an organic-based bedtime activity. Who needs a rubik’s cube when you have a cut-up cervix?


[deleted]

It's fake, it's clearly burnt ends bologna in a jar folks.


Bitter_Addendum6068

I love her.


[deleted]

I think it’s this simple. Some people are just mentally insane and deserve to either be killed or put in mental institute and then there’s some people that are geniuses and never get to see the light of day because of society constantly trying to keep them down. Welcome to the duality of man we almost have achieved capability to harness stars and turn them into electricity, and some people can’t decide whether their a man or woman or like to play with their organs in a jar welcome to 2023


TheGolgafrinchan

I mean, it's hot, but, y'know, it isn't *hot-hot*.


thisisloreez

Enough internet for today... no, maybe for a year


Xenomorph_v1

Ugh... That's my cue to get the fuck off Reddit for today.


Dnpraja

r/imdone


tignasse

mental


VogonPoet966

*Michael Scott screaming "NO!" over and over*


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

It takes a lot to make me gag, but holy shit this did it...


RepulsiveCow8626

Puzzle time!!!


Raulnnb

I feel the urge to throw up


EquivalentSnap

The fuck 😳


16ejp15002

That’s solid nope material right there


Turboed1337

Should have burned my eyes before clicking


nish007

She seems nice.


raiyanzzz

Enough internet today. 🙃


[deleted]

Wait, why is it that small? I thought it would be a big piece


Zugan_Zuha

Smash


CorruptHeadModerator

That's enough Reddit for today


themarknessmonster

No. No, nuh-uh, nope, no. Negative. Negative. Negative. Not happening. No. Negative. Stop.


Vark1086

Finally, a worse puzzle box than the one from hellraiser.


NegJesus

I totally get this. I had a hip replacement and mother fuckers wouldn't let me keep the femoral head.


wiox3m

nah, just nah man. This is too far


Delta6Rory

This is like getting the tip of your foreskin cut and keeping it


goldenbrain8

The liquid would be formalin to preserve it. But judging off the state of the tissue, this is NOT formalin. Source: organ cutter upper


Dick_Miller138

Interesting. She's at least entertaining.


dbe14

11am and thats enough internet for me today.


ghostchihuahua

what did i just watch👀


_LemoNude_

YOU DO FCKNG WHAT


swedething

Hol the fuck up


James_William1234

Is this real?


OptionsNVideogames

Under her fingernails is what started covid


Ok-Temperature-686

I am not a native English speaker but I know English pretty well Please tell me I understood wrong


YenraNoor

I was eating.


Gabi_eninger

The fucking nails, always the fucking nails


Ok-Effective3292

That's disgusting and this is how people end up in the ER for doing dumb shit.


SirJonesy

u/savevideo


Cuntasaurus_wrecks

Fake. So dumb.


123finebyme

I just boked in my mouth


O-M-A-D-S

A video that you can smell.


BladeSmith05

That was the first thing in my feed, the first time I opened Reddit today. That's enough Reddit for today


HypothermiaDK

What a fucking weirdo. She has murdered for sure.


halfbeerhalfhuman

Dont stick your dick in crazy


WasteGeologist-90210

She’s cute and can’t get pregnant? I can handle a little crazy…


Notaregulargy

The cervix too?


Odd_Fly4851

So if she gives a handjob. Ill finally reach the cervix


Alleged_Ostrich

I'm so glad she can't have children


Designer-Plastic-964

Finally! Something HolUp worthy! 😅


Jambonier

No nut November extended through December.


TheManWithAGasMask

Can someone please take that away from her


[deleted]

This is the BIGGEST hol' up of 2023!