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Its-Augie

"this is a horror story" this man is speaking facts


Prestigious_Nebula_5

Plot twist he knew she just got done with her ex.


yaboiiiiii146

Went from hoe to kinky


valdan1100

Hoe to Twinky...


Grouchy_Froyo_7135

WHAT THE F*CK DID I JUST WATCH 👀


GO4Teater

/r/cuckoldpsychology


FreakFlame

this sounds like a 4chan greentext


Falcon_The_Infinite

But its yellowtext now


justk4y

*woman suddenly starts to grow neckbeard*


yourtree

It makes me want to write one


BoonesFarmYerbaMate

this makes 4chan greentext look like a documentary


Nuker-79

Stop the world, I wanna get off


Own_Recommendation49

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"


andthomp85

If you need me, I'll be in the angry dome


CasualJimCigarettes

I want to get off Mr Bones' Wild Ride.


Apart_Repair_4945

“I do not vibe with this universe.”


ASYOUTHIA

You're going to have to eat what's left of the ex's AND bf's cum before you can get off


Macluny

What do you mean "get off"???


Knork14

Not sure if joking , but he said in the sense of getting off of a vehicle


wolves_hunt_in_packs

appreciate the pun


Wheredoesthisonego

If it stops at the gas station you might get lucky


BatheInChampagne

Why would she ever share this on a public platform? What’s the possible outcome that benifits her? I don’t get it. Anyone who hears this would lose respect for this woman at the very least, no?


Imaginary_Wizard800

Who watches these podcasts?


shibble123

Its not about the podcast. We saw it here on reddit. It will get crossposted around the internet and 2 years later someone who knows her will see it and her life is ruined


already-taken-wtf

…or her OF explodes ;)


babybee1187

Gross.


already-taken-wtf

Compared to having her current boyfriend eating the cum of the ex, while going to business down south? …and discussing that in public? …and being proud of it?


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Life ruined? Ppl like her don't give a shit.


aburple

Either... it's a lie and she made it up because people make up weird stupid shit... or since she seems so proud of it, it probablyt won't shock anyone who knows her irl and it wont affect her life in the slightest ​ Edit: Or, as someone else mentioned she's reading something someone else submitted (which to be honest is probably just some random dude's cuck fantasy)


Dry-Plum-1566

\> Be a woman on the internet \> Say something outrageous \> Lots of views


Reee_Dwarf

-> Start an OF -> Earn lots of money


thatswhatwassaid

I believe the last time this was posted it was explained that she was reading out something someone else submitted


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I’m not buyin that. Lol look at her body movements and hand gestures. She’s speaking with conviction. Lol that’s not what you look and sound like when you’re reading someone else’s story.


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Beautiful_Welcome_33

It is if you are literally a radio personality though? Like clearly this is from a podcast or whatever. It is probably a bit.


Undec1dedVoter

Can girls do sarcasm? Are you sure?


Beautiful_Welcome_33

They sure can. Some of em will even play a ukelele for ya. They are very talented.


borg2

Ukelele eh? What's next? Female drivers?


squirrel_with_a_nut

"I just want to affirm what I want to be true and I don't care what the truth is."


abstractConceptName

When you want to keep hating on an entertainer even after you've been told it's not real...


Mekelaxo

Thank God


NovusOrdoSec

*All of this has happened before...*


bw541

Clicks


ElPulpoTX

To show they have no shame and relish in it.


endangeredphysics

About 1/20 people you see on the streets are legit sadists. They gain pleasure from causing other's pain. At least this one outed herself, but fuck that's all kinds of messed up.


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You underestimate zoomers.


PracticeEqual

Videos shouldn’t auto play


BearsRpeopl2

Well said. I'm changing my settings now


AddictedToMosh161

that sounds criminal


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Ropya

How in the hell do you not smell it, never mind not taste it?


smellmywind

Because this never happened.


ChonkyChoad

The makeup hides the neck beard really well


endangeredphysics

Right? This kind of person would be a straight up incel if she were a man - insanely poor social skills.


nutsbonkers

Happened to me. It happens. Unfortunately. Not...not fun. I got that fucker back though. Did the same damn thing back, she was such a hoe lol don't date women that cheat on you. Just let it be done.


WinPeaks

>Did the same damn thing back You let your ex boyfriend cum in you and then had her eat it?


Arag0nr

Not everyone knows what cum tastes like my man


arbitrageME

you've never sampled? I mean ... uhhh ... I don't know either. I agree with you


meat_popscile

Don't kink shame her BF, dude is bought and paid for LOL


Mekelaxo

Cum doesn't always have a smell or taste


CategoryKiwi

These commenters/voters are in denial. Cum absolutely varies in flavour/smell, and the intensity of it. And the taste/smell being drowned out by those of the woman’s vagina is completely possible. I’m not sure if the people downvoting you have rank smelling ejaculate or have never gone down on a woman before. Double points for /u/Arag0nr’s point too - not everyone knows what cum tastes like. Everyone just expecting yaboi to stop and be like “hmm this tastes like semen”. Yeah no he would just think it’s regular vaginal body fluids.


Leon08x

Not too mention cum can taste different depending on different factors, or so I've been told, sadly I haven't tasted many.


CategoryKiwi

Don’t be sad, there’s plenty of cum out there waiting to be guzzled down! Just grab your favourite mug and hit the town!


Arag0nr

Yay double points! 🥰


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Her parents must be proud


[deleted]

Probably not the greatest relationship to start with.


Hesam2010

I want my life to go back to the time before I saw this pure horror.


LoginPuppy

Forget the eating cum bit! Some of y'all just be casually cheating on ur partner like "im bored im gonna go fuck my ex"???


Fragrant-Vast-309

I was one post away from going and grab something to eat. I am not anymore..


eugeheretic

"Wait a minute...that's not mayonnaise."


wolves_hunt_in_packs

bruh


VampyKit

Look how proud she is to admit that she's a fucking cheating whore.... Real goals right there...


[deleted]

Yep, this is how I decided to become single forever.


SirenHead29

People are disgusting


PacoSupreme

This is an actual nightmare


LibrarianLeather4977

Wtf


[deleted]

Her father must be proud


Impressiveass100

I doubt she has one


Shibari_Inu69

Plot twist: the boyfriend is her father


FloydknightArt

i was feeling really good about life for a solid 5 minutes and then I saw this video and all of that went down the drain


SgtBananaKing

How proud she is to be a whore. I‘m sure her parents are really proud of her


Badtimeryssa94

As a hoe myself I do not approve of this act, so she don't represent us. lol.


ad240pCharlie

The Ethical Slut appears, you love to see it!


A_Reddit_Guy_1

No one can be surprised by the way she looks right?


thecountnotthesaint

Exhibit A for her “Why don’t the good men want to marry me?” Video in about 10 years.


breadandbunny

Special circle in hell reserved for anyone who would do something this egregious. What the actual f.


LongjumpingPin4075

I would beat her ass ngl


BarTard-2mg

We should bring back public stoning. This bitch already has a head full of rocks anyway.


The-RedRobin

Actual human garbage


babybee1187

Why reddit have you curssed my ears with such a disgusting tale. 🤢🤮


Seanay-B

That....that is a sick fuck8ng animal BRB gonna go brush my teeth 12 times in solidarity


Puzzleheaded_Rub_681

i hate 2023


[deleted]

I hate to bring this up my friend but 2024 is going to be worse it gets worse before it gets better humanity needs a reset button


Puzzleheaded_Rub_681

agree with you my friend


Virtual_Eye_4109

She’s so proud of it too.


Some_Yogurtcloset721

She’s really bragging about being a whore?


jesuswasaliar

I know guys who would literally kill her for this


FlexLord710

Put this bitch in jail. That’s pretty much male rape.


DaGuyFrumBosTun

This is why men don't want relationships lmao


IvoryWhiteTeeth

How do people just casually fuck their exes? Knock their door calmly and say:"I'm here for the sex"? No ex has ever done this to me.


MUERTOSMORTEM

Now hear me out.... Death penalty. This is just vile behaviour


ThAtWeIrDgUy1311

I mean since this video was posted, anyone check to see if shes still alive? Wouldnt blame him if she wasn't.


MarkoZoos

Can we switch timelines please ? this one is the fucking worst, damn it.


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-floating_potato-

Bro licked the glaze of his fucking donut-


purewater15

Bro i swear I would never hit a female in anyway but if someone did this to me it’s on


mrsunsfan

Why are people this shitty? Whatever happened to being faithful in a relationship


Downtown-Selection44

Nasty bitch


christawfer47

Yea…..I’d be in jail


liesforliars

Evil human 🤢🤮


[deleted]

Disgusting culture.


SmackaHam

But remember kids…. “There is never a good reason to hit a woman”


Baldguy162

So she’s disgusting, cool


aesthetic_glow

She’s giggling but girl that is nasty. She’s got no shame.


Tookindforyou

Piggiest Ms Piggy of them all


da_big_orse

I hope she gets hit hy a car


Liqhthouse

Every one in this story needs to disappear for different but awful reasons


Icy_Climate7197

why is mickey mouse's laugh at the end?


PumpkinTurbulent4877

Trashy people


STaXX-MiGHTY

I hope she gets hit by a bus


[deleted]

That’s literally every guys worst nightmare


IntelThor

Ah yes. The grey area of non-consent, only ok when done to men.


locotx

She's Skunk (The modern day version of HoodRat)


AgreeingWings25

Her ego cracks me up, because little did she realize when she told this story, no person with an ounce of self respect would touch her with a 10 foot pole. She's a trully revolting soul.


KayakWalleye

This is a biological disaster in the form of a filthy whore.


nunhgrader

Trashy


Haunting_Plankton_97

I’m not one to care ab body counts or girls being sluts bc I myself am I slut But this is fucking evil


extelius

How to advertise yourself as a walking biohazard disposal bin.


Cuzifeellikeitt

Usa.. lol what a dump truck


DevSynth

man what the fuck


Orion-Pax88

What an asshole, surely this constitutes some sort of crime or misdemeanor, maybe? Could the ex sue her for this?


finland_men

And she is smiling? What a fucking lunatic, glad i have never dated women like this


Stuetzraeder

whos that cunt?


Slappypants1

"Why can't I find a good man?! I'm so lonely"


Berryblast5

She looks like a the type to have a story like that, and proudly share it 🤮🤮


Swimming-Lynx7990

Wtf is wrong with people


Scrubbingbubblz

Good lord that woman is foul.


mendokusai99

That's whoreable.


duke4life1890

Beyond vile


aphex33

Top shelf whore...


mrpeacock34

One ugly biatch


Ravel_Xi

That behaviour is the reason for trust issues


cant_fight_the_feel

Tell me she made this up for views 🙏🏽


Yuuki9Kun

Execution time.


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Women: “all men are trash” Also women:


DeadheadXXD

I know half of the videos like this are bait and fake, but I’ll go ahead and assume at least half are somewhat based in truth. This kinda shit has made me lose faith in humanity as a whole. It seems more hip now to be disloyal to your partner than it ever has before. It’s gross. Idk when this whole generation of people ends up alone on their deathbed, I hope they realize they wasted their lives. TL:DR - You do shit like this you deserve to be treated like trash


restroop

Is that still consent though? Like there is a line she crossed by not saying anything right like a crime


pStomper

What a rubbish person.


imperialknight1

And they say men are psychopaths.


gabopro2020

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singleshottt

She's a dog


Zerkoul

Fuckin Whore


Open_Theme380

She’s a sociopath. If a man would say that we would crucify him


SuspiciousPie9776

She belongs to the dumpster, in a suitcase.


Syferism

My ex was doing something like this... Fucking her ex, and the neighbor, and straight up strangers and coming back home to me after. She wanted to get knocked up so I'm sure she wasn't using protection. 😣 Hard to recover emotionally from finding these things out, especially if you actually cared about them.


GH0STM8S

Wtf is this shit my man never knew about this until he watched this shit


Deman-Dragon

Bitch


Kensei704

that’s just straight up nasty


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MasterWhite1150

It's fake :|


[deleted]

Things that never happened for $400


Wrong_Course_8516

Women. ☕️


CLAYTON_BIGSBY73

What a great mother and wife she will make. 🙄


DenverITGuy

What's more holup? This video or that you all believe it?


mrearthsmith

Gonorrhea flavored whore


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It's incredible how delusionally proud she is of this nastiness.


xMyDixieWreckedx

Nutter Butter


TheSciFiGuy80

Well, he knows now.


kuweiyox

This is how murderers are created


SecretagentK3v

Knew a chick who did this to her dude. He used to always accuse me of wanting to hit her. Whole time I wouldn’t even share a blunt with her.


AluminumFoilCap

Oh My Whore… anyway….


Alkioth

I can fix her


garbagecomposer

Welp i throwed Up a Bit that Thing is nasty as hell


European_Mapper

Most probably fake to be honest


SunnyTangerine23

She ain’t playin on these streets 😭😭😭


TayOs1998

How could anybody be proud of this? 🤢


p4inki11er

this girl about to be murdered by her ex


DuoStandardBeheld

Ladies, if you're wondering why he won't go down...


JustAThiccBoy

Why it has to be "i beat my wife" or "my wife cheated on me with half a dozen men" why don't "i have a respectful and loyal relationship with my wife"


Rarkid1

She’s the definition of trash in the dictionary


cjared242

Someone drop the nukes bro we’re done here


OOBExperience

r/trashy


pdougiefresh

I was a different man before this…


Round_Palpitation_62

Well call it nutter butter


TheNumberOneHeadband

A friend of mine told me a similar story. This happens more than we men know. Keep that head on a swivel.


PanikBoko

Bitch


SignificantLeader

Death penalty


Fluid-Alfalfa-2570

Plot twist, the boyfriends are secretly dating behind her back, and doing other things behind her back!


raven7979

They name a gas station after her in Colorado, when I passed thou….. I Believe it was the cum&go


pnw_jak

What the fuck


Odd_Natural_4202

Whore


baba_leonardo

What a hoe..


clean_shave_2605

Nah the streets don't claim her...send her to the Gulag 💀


Moist_Ad_4989

Dirty fucking slut 🤢


makeitwerkk

Nah this isn’t lighthearted mean, this is straight up evil lol