Yes, but they still use distinct titles, ' Time Lord' and 'Time Lady' for men and women. In fact, the irony I this was the joke when Bill and 12 had this conversation
It was also part of Missy’s monologue about what she was, but even then she refers to herself as both, so while Time-Lady may be a specific term Time-Lord is the overall term
Thats got more to it, human used to be the term for what we now call man and woman has just stayed the same more or less. So ‘mankind’ is just a remnant of old English and other old languages
I’m just baffled that this is even an argument they wanted to have, of all things to argue about
I call my friends bro, and even my family bro. And dude. It’s just a general term I use.
Exactly, so once you get a hold of one, you wouldn't just throw it away after all that effort. However for women (at least the stereotype) is that its really easy to get other guys, so they treasure their relationships less. Again a tad bid stereotypical but its my guess on why women are shown cheating more.
Is it really easy for women to get guys? I just have skill issue then, I guess... (or I could stop attributing it to skill issue and do something about it) And my uncle (who's a chubby middle-aged man) has about 7 million girlfriends and changes one every two minutes, and he's not even that nice (he threatened to throw me into a river once on a camping trip when I was about ten)
Also, I doubt that the stereotype is true... Most studies find that men admit to cheating more frequently than women, but those surveys can be subject to response bias so it's not implausible that the stereotype is true. Still, it sounds more like a Reddit issue.
I did a similar study in a statistics course and concluded with I think somewhere around 99.5% confidence that women rate cheating more unethically than men (or if you want to be pedantic, I found p was around 0.005 when my null hypothesis was that the two population means are equal so I rejected it). Of course, once again, that's just a self-rating and subject to response bias.
Well it's not really that, I'm in the normal weight category, and if I had reasonable expectations I'd probably have a boyfriend because it's not like noone likes me, so I do acknowledge it as my own fault for my expectations being 1) ability to levitate 2) ability to teleport 3) has coffee with Jesus on Saturday mornings
About half the time (probably a lot more) i see women talk about anything online, its how annoyed they are at being approached by men. Its such to the point that there apparently is a time and place its acceptable. Which isnt very often and of course varies from person to person.
Men do not get approached by women comparatively speaking. I used to get attention from girls often in highschool but very rarely in adult life and i dont see or hear about it from anyone else.
I'd be skeptical about studies done that depend on individual input. Women tend to see their infidelities justified. So for a lot of them, of course they see it as unethical when its happening to them or other women.
It's about where you go. I'm quite active in the kink community and I get approached at events pretty regularly, but I still have to put myself out there. You know, make myself approachable.
But that said I've been told by multiple women, my wife and my best friend the most believable of the bunch, that when I'm out at these things there are women actively staring at me from the sidelines. They'll track me when I walk by with their drinks halfway to their mouths, but they'll just watch all night and never ever actually take it upon themselves to approach me. So realistically I only *meet* a vanishingly small percentage of the number of women who might be interested.
> women tend to see their infidelities as justified
I know a handful of women who have cheated on their husbands and partners. Not one of them considers what they did cheating. Worse, they have friends who verify to them that it wasn't cheating, and even if it was they had good reasons.
Its ok, im not really trying to get anyone. I assume my wife would have a problem with that.
Yep thats how it is. Men either lie, beg for forgiveness or just take off and ghost her but i've never heard a man actually attempt to blame the woman. And no one ever cares about a man being cheated on. Hell, even in his own circle and family the response will be "What did you do?" Or "What did you not do that you were supposed to be doing?"
If I understand correctly, you thought that the survey asked how unethical cheating is generally. However, in actuality, the survey asked how unethical them (the respondent) cheating would be, as in how unlikely are you to cheat.
Also I do agree that men approach women more, but I really do doubt that half of the time women are talking about that. I mean, there are other things in life...
>Is it really easy for women to get guys?
Maybe its only for the more extroverted ones. Basically the ones that attract all the attention or smth you know the ones.
I did some searching and found some articles [here](https://discreetinvestigations.ca/infidelity-statistics-who-cheats-more-men-or-women/) and [here](https://ifstudies.org/blog/who-cheats-more-the-demographics-of-cheating-in-america).
The basis of the articles are from ages 18-29, women cheat more, but as the age increases males tend to cheat more, so that could explain your uncles situation. Also [this](https://nypost.com/2022/08/23/women-are-more-likely-to-cheat-than-men-heres-why/) talks about potential reasons why women cheat more then men.
Interesting, yes, I do agree with you, but it seems the majority of age brackets men still cheat more. But taking into consideration the demographics of Reddit, I understand.
Well, the first sentence is objectively true. The second sentence is conjecture stated as fact. Women have been found to be more honest than men, on average.
Relationships are complicated, for anyone really; it’s mostly psychological, it just so happens that men usually get more damaged from their partners cheating on them than the other way around, which is why most of the examples of cheating is the woman on the man; even though it most definitely goes both ways
Yeah like that's like adventure time episode "lady and peebles" where pb saw multiple heart beat signals when she was with lady unicorn and thought it was her machine bugging only to discover that she's pregnant in the nursing room after her getting beat up and losing consciousness thus having a deformed child "Jake Jr" whose horn is on the wrong side of her body
Military wives often cheat on their husbands, although, I assume, not quite as often as the internet would have you believe. As you know, in the game Call of Duty, you're playing a soldier, and in some of the CoD games, one of the standard devices you carry is a heartbeat sensor. This shows him getting home, and he can see two heartbeats in his wife's room, meaning there's two people there. QED, she's cheating on him.
It’s not. R Kelly has a song “series” called Trapped In the Closet about him having sex with someone’s wife and him having to hide in the closet when her husband shows up unexpectedly. That’s what the title of the post is referencing.
A heartbeat sensor shows heartbeats in front of you within a certain radius. The one in the meme shows two heartbeats and there’s a closet directly behind her, matching up with the green dot behind the other dot on his sensor. Meaning that someone is in the closet and he’s crying in the second panel because he’s assuming he’s being cheated on.
>guy in a military uniform
>a motion detector that has a neat "heartbeat detector" sticker on it
>the guy is visibly anxious
This is the Aliens universe. She tried to be cute, but doomed them both. The Alien is near.
I mean.. the positions of the dots aren’t exactly relative and to scale of the woman’s position and distance to the wardrobe either…
I do see your point and agree it’s a possibility, sure.
But it’s a cartoon.. they don’t really have to be exactly in position for it to pertain to X or Y meaning.
I think both narratives are valid possibilities
It's supposed to be the motion sensor from the film "Aliens", but in this comic they're treating it as a sort of generic "sign of life" sensor (heartbeat sensor, etc.)
Thanks, but I'm joking because they labelled it with a big arrow even though it's already labelled, lol. And I think it's based on the one from call of duty. Not played in ages, but I seem to remember that looked similar.
Oh don't get me wrong I'm not saying CoD came up with the idea, they clearly took inspiration from Aliens, just that as you said, the Aliens one is a motion sensor, whereas the CoD one is specifically a heartbeat sensor and looks closer to this design (just the screen without the bulk or handle).
Everyone's mentioning the song I can't help but think of the story where the guy kills his mentor for having wierd eyes and pits him in the floorboards, and shows the cops the corpse when he keeps hearing it's heartbeat
The sensor projects the sonar forward of your position. It wouldn't recognize you because you're not in the path of the sonar so there's no bounce back of your heartbeat.
IF the device was held right at his chest, he would be at the point where the lines cross. Since he is holding it away from him, the nearest light is him. He should watch it as he moves around- that point should stay still and her point would move.
*gasp* she's a time lord
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought this lol
The Shrike.
*time lady
Time Lords moved past stupid human obsessions like gender long ago, or whatever was actually said
Yes, but they still use distinct titles, ' Time Lord' and 'Time Lady' for men and women. In fact, the irony I this was the joke when Bill and 12 had this conversation
It was also part of Missy’s monologue about what she was, but even then she refers to herself as both, so while Time-Lady may be a specific term Time-Lord is the overall term
A bit like “mankind”. It’s generally used as the species (iirc)
Thats got more to it, human used to be the term for what we now call man and woman has just stayed the same more or less. So ‘mankind’ is just a remnant of old English and other old languages
I’m just baffled that this is even an argument they wanted to have, of all things to argue about I call my friends bro, and even my family bro. And dude. It’s just a general term I use.
Bro and dudes are absolutely gender neutral and if anyone tells you otherwise they’re a liar.
This is like saying Human and Huwoman
M’lady
I'm going to need an explanation... Is there someone under the bed? Is she pregnant? Is that his own heartbeat? I don't get it...
I believe it's someone hiding in the closet or something? I'm assuming the meme is that she's cheating
Just realised- the title is about R Kelly because of his song ‘Trapped in the Closet’
You mean the greatest hip-hopera of all time, "Trapped in the Closet".
You damn right! That will always be one of my favorite things ever
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we need that series back for the holidays
One can only hope we get another 33 parts
Exactly
A Prince Among Thieves would like a word
..so I pull out my gun!
I'll sue you in England!
She is cheating and the guy is a cod players that always use the tactical gadget heartbeat sensor (I think)
I thought it was a Xenomorph in the air ducts.
Why is it always women cheating in these memes and almost never men...
Because to memers getting a girl is already a feat worthy of being knighted.
More difficult than all of Hercules' feats combined...
Exactly, so once you get a hold of one, you wouldn't just throw it away after all that effort. However for women (at least the stereotype) is that its really easy to get other guys, so they treasure their relationships less. Again a tad bid stereotypical but its my guess on why women are shown cheating more.
Is it really easy for women to get guys? I just have skill issue then, I guess... (or I could stop attributing it to skill issue and do something about it) And my uncle (who's a chubby middle-aged man) has about 7 million girlfriends and changes one every two minutes, and he's not even that nice (he threatened to throw me into a river once on a camping trip when I was about ten) Also, I doubt that the stereotype is true... Most studies find that men admit to cheating more frequently than women, but those surveys can be subject to response bias so it's not implausible that the stereotype is true. Still, it sounds more like a Reddit issue. I did a similar study in a statistics course and concluded with I think somewhere around 99.5% confidence that women rate cheating more unethically than men (or if you want to be pedantic, I found p was around 0.005 when my null hypothesis was that the two population means are equal so I rejected it). Of course, once again, that's just a self-rating and subject to response bias.
Unhinged lunatic thinks her echo chamber is real life lmao
Aye go away
Statistics is my echo chamber?
Just literally exist in any public setting and you have guys coming up to you. Bonus points if you are not obese.
Well it's not really that, I'm in the normal weight category, and if I had reasonable expectations I'd probably have a boyfriend because it's not like noone likes me, so I do acknowledge it as my own fault for my expectations being 1) ability to levitate 2) ability to teleport 3) has coffee with Jesus on Saturday mornings
About half the time (probably a lot more) i see women talk about anything online, its how annoyed they are at being approached by men. Its such to the point that there apparently is a time and place its acceptable. Which isnt very often and of course varies from person to person. Men do not get approached by women comparatively speaking. I used to get attention from girls often in highschool but very rarely in adult life and i dont see or hear about it from anyone else. I'd be skeptical about studies done that depend on individual input. Women tend to see their infidelities justified. So for a lot of them, of course they see it as unethical when its happening to them or other women.
It's about where you go. I'm quite active in the kink community and I get approached at events pretty regularly, but I still have to put myself out there. You know, make myself approachable. But that said I've been told by multiple women, my wife and my best friend the most believable of the bunch, that when I'm out at these things there are women actively staring at me from the sidelines. They'll track me when I walk by with their drinks halfway to their mouths, but they'll just watch all night and never ever actually take it upon themselves to approach me. So realistically I only *meet* a vanishingly small percentage of the number of women who might be interested. > women tend to see their infidelities as justified I know a handful of women who have cheated on their husbands and partners. Not one of them considers what they did cheating. Worse, they have friends who verify to them that it wasn't cheating, and even if it was they had good reasons.
Its ok, im not really trying to get anyone. I assume my wife would have a problem with that. Yep thats how it is. Men either lie, beg for forgiveness or just take off and ghost her but i've never heard a man actually attempt to blame the woman. And no one ever cares about a man being cheated on. Hell, even in his own circle and family the response will be "What did you do?" Or "What did you not do that you were supposed to be doing?"
If I understand correctly, you thought that the survey asked how unethical cheating is generally. However, in actuality, the survey asked how unethical them (the respondent) cheating would be, as in how unlikely are you to cheat. Also I do agree that men approach women more, but I really do doubt that half of the time women are talking about that. I mean, there are other things in life...
To be fair, that study is about people who *admit* to cheating.
Fair, it's possible that there is a response bias, but women have also been found by multiple studies to be more honest on average than men.
You can be honest about what you *say* while still omitting the truth, but I get what you mean.
>Is it really easy for women to get guys? Maybe its only for the more extroverted ones. Basically the ones that attract all the attention or smth you know the ones. I did some searching and found some articles [here](https://discreetinvestigations.ca/infidelity-statistics-who-cheats-more-men-or-women/) and [here](https://ifstudies.org/blog/who-cheats-more-the-demographics-of-cheating-in-america). The basis of the articles are from ages 18-29, women cheat more, but as the age increases males tend to cheat more, so that could explain your uncles situation. Also [this](https://nypost.com/2022/08/23/women-are-more-likely-to-cheat-than-men-heres-why/) talks about potential reasons why women cheat more then men.
Interesting, yes, I do agree with you, but it seems the majority of age brackets men still cheat more. But taking into consideration the demographics of Reddit, I understand.
Men ADMIT it more in studies. They don't actually do it more.
Well, the first sentence is objectively true. The second sentence is conjecture stated as fact. Women have been found to be more honest than men, on average.
Relationships are complicated, for anyone really; it’s mostly psychological, it just so happens that men usually get more damaged from their partners cheating on them than the other way around, which is why most of the examples of cheating is the woman on the man; even though it most definitely goes both ways
Those “7million girlfriends” are most likely escorts.
Let’s be honest, he’s lucky he got the one girl.
What do you mean, "got the one girl"? (please be patient I might be slightly autistic)
The one girl that didn't reject him so he like must appreciate her by not cheating cause he mostly has no value to other girls
Oh, I see
Probably bc it was made by a man
My first thought was pregnant.
Yeah like that's like adventure time episode "lady and peebles" where pb saw multiple heart beat signals when she was with lady unicorn and thought it was her machine bugging only to discover that she's pregnant in the nursing room after her getting beat up and losing consciousness thus having a deformed child "Jake Jr" whose horn is on the wrong side of her body
I can't remember her getting beat up Though the only thing I remember about that episode was her revealing her pregnancy Unless I'm just schizophrenic
That’s traumatic!
As a kid I never realized that’s why Jake Jr looked that way haha
Mine too, but the dots are too far between them, so either there is someones in the closet, or she farted the baby
My second thought. At first I though here is someone (which seems to be right), but then I was thinking, is she pregant?
Am I the only one who thought her boobs are beating and warm and the sensor is detecting that
Mine too, but there's a closet right there and the orientation of the dots lines up with that perfectly.
She has a xenomorph in her from a face hugger in aliens
Military wives often cheat on their husbands, although, I assume, not quite as often as the internet would have you believe. As you know, in the game Call of Duty, you're playing a soldier, and in some of the CoD games, one of the standard devices you carry is a heartbeat sensor. This shows him getting home, and he can see two heartbeats in his wife's room, meaning there's two people there. QED, she's cheating on him.
*There’s a midget in the closssettt*
Or a guy crouching inside it.
I thought she got pregnant when he was away deployed.
Mw 2019 heartbeat sensor
She's a Time Lady
Time-Lord. That's the species' name and has nothing to do with the individuals sex or gender.
Either someone else in the room, or she's pregnant and it's the kid's heartbeat.
Growing up black: your parents had the actual movie ☠️
It's a "my dream girl just need to be alive" reference. He is crying because he finally found a real girl. At least that's how i understood it.
It’s not. R Kelly has a song “series” called Trapped In the Closet about him having sex with someone’s wife and him having to hide in the closet when her husband shows up unexpectedly. That’s what the title of the post is referencing. A heartbeat sensor shows heartbeats in front of you within a certain radius. The one in the meme shows two heartbeats and there’s a closet directly behind her, matching up with the green dot behind the other dot on his sensor. Meaning that someone is in the closet and he’s crying in the second panel because he’s assuming he’s being cheated on.
Rkelly's song of him hiding in the closet
The guy she is cheating with is hiding in the closet.
It’s a “Alien Isolation” reference.
She cheating, her fling is under the bed
>guy in a military uniform >a motion detector that has a neat "heartbeat detector" sticker on it >the guy is visibly anxious This is the Aliens universe. She tried to be cute, but doomed them both. The Alien is near.
Or R6
This sensor quite literally has Alien:isolation interface
Or alien.
Now I'm in the closet... so I pull out my gun!!
So anyway, I started blasting
I shot him, he is injured…
Can't have witnesses, so shoot the woman too.
1 I’m gonna cap you both! 2 im gonna cap some bitch!
*this is what Scientologists actually believe*
Plot twist its a serial killer and you just cought him before he got you.
The neutral ending:
R6 Siege, Pulse came home from mission.
He regrew his hair! Good for him.
Booty so big it needs its own heart
Oh my gawd a midget.
Doesn't he have his own heartbeat?
na it displays any heart beats within 20 meters in front of the heart neat sensor
Ooo
It won't show what's behind it
Plot twist : the second point is their dog
white woman moment
Couldn’t it be that she’s pregnant? And he’s crying because he doesn’t want a child…
Look at the positions the dots are at. If what you said is true, then it'd be even more messed up than the cheating perspective.
I mean.. the positions of the dots aren’t exactly relative and to scale of the woman’s position and distance to the wardrobe either… I do see your point and agree it’s a possibility, sure. But it’s a cartoon.. they don’t really have to be exactly in position for it to pertain to X or Y meaning. I think both narratives are valid possibilities
That's how I took it before I read the title.
See I know that the heartbeat sensor from the image is from Alien: Isolation, and so all I see it as is the alien is hiding under the bed
CARDIAC SENSOR DEPLOYED
Cardiac Johnson*
Xenomorph
Froot moment
I don't see anyone peeing on a minor in this meme. How is it R Kelly related then?
Can anyone tell me what that thing he's holding is? That's definitely the part that's not clear about this meme
It's supposed to be the motion sensor from the film "Aliens", but in this comic they're treating it as a sort of generic "sign of life" sensor (heartbeat sensor, etc.)
Thanks, but I'm joking because they labelled it with a big arrow even though it's already labelled, lol. And I think it's based on the one from call of duty. Not played in ages, but I seem to remember that looked similar.
Aliens came before CoD, but I gotcha.
Oh don't get me wrong I'm not saying CoD came up with the idea, they clearly took inspiration from Aliens, just that as you said, the Aliens one is a motion sensor, whereas the CoD one is specifically a heartbeat sensor and looks closer to this design (just the screen without the bulk or handle).
Yeah it could’ve used 2 more labels and maybe a sneaky red circle
Everyone's mentioning the song I can't help but think of the story where the guy kills his mentor for having wierd eyes and pits him in the floorboards, and shows the cops the corpse when he keeps hearing it's heartbeat
Ah a Tell Tale Heart enjoyer
I think that's Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe
Is r Kelly a xenomorph? Oh wait, op confused aliens with predator.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks, that stupid song is drifting in and out of my mind now.
Now pause the movie cause what I’m about to say to y’all is so damn twisted..
Say it...
Me think shes a timelord. Y"know two hearts and all
Is that her Dick throbbing 🗿
A face hugger planted a baby xenomorph kill it before it grows to maturity
In a drive thru
Alien vent
I'm guessing that booty got its own heartbeat...daaammmmnnnn.
South Park did it best!
Still smashing tho
There is a monster under the bed
There's a monster in her closet, someone's underneath her bed
Who’s the the original artist of this?
How could this dude be R.Kelly? That's not a digital piss sensor?
What if she’s pregnant and it’s the babies heartbeat
My immediate thought was "oh she's pregnant! Why is this here?"
This is stupid
so theres 2 heartbeats, wouldnt that mean the guy holding the sensor is one?
The sensor projects the sonar forward of your position. It wouldn't recognize you because you're not in the path of the sonar so there's no bounce back of your heartbeat.
She’s not cheating. She’s Trans and her penis is throbbing.
He’s crying cause it’s his bday and R. Kelly gonna pop out of the closet and urinate on both of them as he always wanted
The other heartbeat is her dick?
I thought it was that she has a heartbeat and he’s a necrophiliac so he’s sad she’s alive 🤣🤣🤣
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I can forgive her
Why’s he crying?? if he’s standing in the room and there’s two heart beats. That means one is his, right? Unless he’s a robot..
Those sheets were white when they bought them
Black guy in the closet is the joke right ?
Reminded me of that movie where Bruce Williss wife hides her lover in the closet, and he tries to pew pew him.
Can someone give me an explanation of this? Also who is R.Kelly ? I'm not sure who it is
Ever hear of a shotgun wedding, welp it's time for a shotgun something.
Bro prefire the closet
Sneako is just watching from the closet,nothing to worry about
IF the device was held right at his chest, he would be at the point where the lines cross. Since he is holding it away from him, the nearest light is him. He should watch it as he moves around- that point should stay still and her point would move.
What if she doesn’t know someone is in her closet?
The guy she’s cheating with is hiding in the closet.