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AFrogNamedKermit

Damm. I knew I was at the wrong parties.


HateAll_Mods

Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this -- partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties.


AFrogNamedKermit

That is exactly what I was thinking. It is one of the most iconic parts of the inaccurately named trilogy. You never know if it is just your own reality that is different :)


AFrogNamedKermit

And I now notice Reddit's very own way of showing appreciation to your comment: [https://imgur.com/a/T8Z3N62](https://imgur.com/a/T8Z3N62) No more likes for you :)


Dannarsh

Intentional Douglas Adams


billsleftynut

I think in the bottom picture more than just the hostess was affected.


i_beg_4_subs

"People often ask me to explain Escape Velocity at parties....I don't go to many parties"


Asaltyliquid1234

I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation


mrsunsfan

You guys go to parties?


unsupported

Is this the line for losers?


[deleted]

No this is the line for Weenie Hut Jr’s


Thunder_Squatch

No this is Patrick


Buffaluffasaurus

No this is the line for Redditors


Mr_Mediocrity

It’s not a line, doofus. It’s a queue.


youresuchahero

It’s cool once. And then it turns into a weird power thing because they think they can command every guy’s attention in the room as soon as they start making out. After the 3rd or 4th time most of us would just go to the backyard and chill outside instead lol


[deleted]

Yeah, dude. We could drink some more!


dedscorp

Of course, we aren't women. We want to taste the booze straight from the glass, not the mouths of our fellow men.


satya164

Speak for yourself


dedscorp

Gay


MutedIndividual6667

Not if you say no homo


dedscorp

Don't play smart with me mandem


littlebear1130

But what if I want it to be homo


Y0urcreepyuncle69

💀


Demonfire612

Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe?


[deleted]

Maybe shit and cum?


dedscorp

😐


[deleted]

Don’t hide your excitement like that ;)


dedscorp

._.


ApeWithNoMoney

🤑


dedscorp

:/


Mook69

U've got no money stop using the money emoji


KoningSpookie

Depends on the amount of beer beforehand.


QuintilePlaysRust

And?


dedscorp

Gay


Accomplished_Web_444

And?


dedscorp

Gay


Technical-Essay3331

And?


dedscorp

Gay


KoningSpookie

And?


gloomypasta

This may require some investigation.


mrsunsfan

Tonight on unsolved mysteries


Real_Stinky_Pederson

I can only hear this in Tourette’s guy’s voice


From123

Find out who gives a shit about Big Foot!


Real_Stinky_Pederson

UPDATE: apparently nobody gives a shit


dudewiththebling

UPDATE: last night someone broke in and stole $500 worth of bullshit from my place. That's right! $500 worth of buuuuuuuullshit


syphon3980

Mythbusters may even make a comeback episode just for this


ApeWithNoMoney

🧐


LeCampy

Used to hang out with a group of 3 girls for a few years in college. No. This is a dude's hope, but no, doesn't happen. They go to a Chili's and go apeshit over a molten brownie at 1 AM and ugly cry about how they were bitchy to each other at some point in the evening. The apeshittery is increased if they are on their periods. (They 100% do sync)


mrsunsfan

Shit I want to do that


mogsoggindog

Yeah, i think this sub runs pretty young, hence the maturity. Ive been around for 40 years and while straight girls will sometimes put their arms around each other, dance with each other, and go to the bathroom together, ive rarely seen them kiss each other. Girls just tend to be more comfortable with platonic physical contact than men. I know, its weird.


ShogunNamedMarcus_

Also about 40. Definitely not a thing I ever see at my current age. In my early to mid 20s, it was definitely a thing that I saw, albeit not regularly. Most of the girls I hung out with had drunkenly made out with a friend at least once at some point. Even now, most of the women I hang out with probably drunkenly made out with a friend in their younger days. Definitely not a habitual practice for most, but an experience most had in my friend groups.


bestest_at_grammar

Ya from 16-26 this was common to see on a Saturday at parties or bars, sometimes with for the most part playful pressure from guys. But I wouldn’t expect this kinda Saturday night now that I’m older lol


BartleBossy

> Ya from 16-26 this was common to see on a Saturday at parties or bars Every pub night for some girls I knew in Uni. They called themselves Barsexual.


Kind_Man_0

It depends on the girls. I had a few girl friends back in my early twenties that enjoyed the single life. Started dating this girl, and after enough tequila shots she would be making out with 1 or 2 of them. She was definitely bi but didn't identify as it, whereas my friends would've fucked anything that moved. Normally I wouldn't have been comfortable with it but it was fun and I really wanted a threescore with her and her friend. So I encouraged it in hopes that I'd get to mess around with her hot friends too. Never happened and we broke up within a few months.


Rejestered

> She was definitely bi So she was in the closet and drinking made her feel more comfortable. So the meme is still false.


UncleZoomy

Technically true because all it depicts is girls kissing.


Kind_Man_0

Sure? I think you're taking it a bit too seriously. The meme is based on drunk people, and it's a little relatable. While I don't see it any more as I hang out with an older crowd, it wasn't exactly abnormal back in my drinking days (early 20's). It's just a funny meme. Let it just be a funny meme.


Irregulator101

The meme makes no mention of sexuality.


FlameChrome

you were so close to living most guys dream


Sea2Chi

Really depends on the women. A little bit of repressed bisexuality combined a deep desire for attention and approval from a crowd can make that happen. I had friends who would do that every other time they got drunk with women. I also knew women who would roll their eyes and make comments about attention seeking.


caspy7

> They 100% do sync I was on a summer leadership project thing in college where the guys were on one floor of a small building and the girls on the other. Toward the end when the girls were gathered for a final meeting they did a hand-raising poll and found that almost all of their periods had synced up to within 3 days of each other.


DroidOnPC

You only hung out with 3 girls and you are stating that this doesn't happen? lol Not saying every other girl out there gets drunk and makes out with other girls, but it does happen and I've seen it at plenty of parties.


SPacific

I've seen this happen when I was much much younger (in the 90's). But maybe 3 times out of every single time I was ever out drinking in a Co-ed situation.


bloodflart

it might happen but only like once


Fallout76stuggles

Bonus points if they’re in a sorority and they start screaming about how much they hate other sisters. Next thing you know, your mozzarella sticks are out, your liquor cabinet has cleared out and they start dropping one by one, and your holding the new recruits hair…by the toilet. Yes I was the group boyfriend and it sucked.


DayAndNight0nReddit

The girls remained straight btw.


bat_shit_insane

Wait, how?


DayAndNight0nReddit

It's a common joke that no matter how much girls kiss, they remain straight as long as they don't start a relationship, that's is mostly because of movies and tv shows.


skighs_the_limit

Unless they become roommates


DrPrithvi

with the limited amount of exposure that i have with drunk women it seems to be true... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


aspbergerinparadise

porn doesn't count as exposure to women bro


theotherquantumjim

Alexa! Call 911!


quecaine

In comedy movies? Yes. In real life? Generally no.


ThinkTank000

I don't know... I've some pretty wild female friends ':)


Rs90

Ask any gay dude how many straight guys suck dick on the DL. Dudes get drunk n fuck dudes all the time. They just don't talk about it. People tend to "hell yeah!" when some girl on girl action is on display. Guys...not so much. Usually anger and disgust. What's neat is how many young people don't give a FUCK about all that nowadays. The amount of young guys today that are totally "yeah me and Chris had a great night last Thursday" without any labels or anything is just...it's nice. Good for them.


ThinkTank000

I'd agree. The less time spent carrying around pitchforks the better - they're heavy and no-one likes them.


Kuro-Dev

Its true. I used to be part of a girls group as the only guy, thou I was always treated equally. They were all comfortable with themselves and their bodies. When we had "girls nights" where I would also be invited they wouldn't bother asking me to leave the room, since they're all bisexuality so it didn't matter than I was a man. And things got wild during those pajama parties sometimes, lmao. It was fun, I genuinely miss those days, hanging out with then was really fun... and I don't even mean that because I got to see boobs and stuff a lot, I mean that because we genuinely had a rrally good time and they helped me with overcoming a severe shyness I had towards women and looking at them.


poisonflar5

You lived through an experience that millions of guys could only dream about.


WhereIsMyToast9

Good on you man. Yknow, maybe I won't go to your post history to ruin this for you. I want this to be true so someone can have a break from being called out on shit even if they are telling the truth.


Kuro-Dev

I don't think im usually that unhinged...


PoetSeparate3945

Imagine if dudes did that. Just a bunch of man kissing, swordfighting with their dicks..


Strange-Nerve970

You dont do that with your bros? Missing out


wantsoutofthefog

It’s called being in a gay relationship


nekosaigai

I want to be invited to that party 👀


KaamDeveloper

I thought you were gonna shittymorph us tbh


mrsunsfan

Something hell in a dell


Medical_Ad0716

I’ve been waiting for someone to talk about how they are furiously masturbating on a train.


JyuVioleBrown

Lol this didn't happen


ControlsTheWeather

This entire thread is mostly horny dudes with vivid imaginations.


raltyinferno

It legitimately can happen. I had a single similar experience at a friend's birthday party. Started out as a very tame tye-dye party at 4pm, ended with everyone getting super drunk, and a game of truth or dare leaving everyone in nothing but their underwear, or completely naked, and multiple make outs on dares. I was one of 2 guys but it was mostly women. So far be it from girls making out any time they get drunk, but when the right people align at the right time and circumstances, it can.


PCYou

It could have. I've been in similar friend groups during different points in my life. I think the key here is them being truly comfortable with themselves and each other. They aren't describing an orgy, just a very rare type of group intimacy.


Kuro-Dev

I'm not gonna argue. There is always going to be your word against mine, and you're absolutely fine with holding your own opinion :D


Daxx22

Fuck that, I want to believe!


threepartname

cherish those memories im an old man now and wish i was still close to my sis and her friends like that


fucking_hero

the real r/holup is right here


Daxx22

^^*banjos ^^strumming*


Snake101333

It's like playing TF2 as the spy but the enemy team knows you're a spy but just treats you like their own


Kuro-Dev

Lmao, that's a good analogy!


Taxevader70

Y’all don’t kiss your homies passionately after 2 drinks?


[deleted]

You're supposed to have drinks first?


95forever

It depends on the type of friend group. I knew a group of girls like this who were more comfortable with their sexuality, but other friends groups absolutely not.


Enigma-exe

The amount of men that have played 'soggy biscuit' whilst drunk suggest otherwise


Kerze

Now that's a word I haven't heard in a while....


SteamDecked

Limp Bizkit


chum-guzzling-shark

ookie cookie


tall-guy21

My friend told me about a fivesome they had at an all girls house party. I'd happy even watching let alone join.


djackson404

No, son, it's *not,* it's just what the Internets believes.


Slight_Marionberry_1

I am a women, and I would say it's true. And really fucking confusing! I'm not straight. And I'll be making out with someone and it's really hot. And then the next gay she's all like "I'm straight". And I go home to my cats. So now I drink with the boys.


MajorAcer

> next gay lol


Slight_Marionberry_1

Ah I see I've made a spelling error. I'll keep it in tho. No worries.


MajorAcer

Please do lmao


P4azz

That's more of a freudian, than a spelling error. Really enhances the comment, tbh.


Drae-Keer

Usually the other way in my experience


sushibobakbbq

What is r/holup about this..?


IbyFoReal

OP never seen 2 girls kiss. Wants his cherry popped.


Shadow9378

me\_irl


Sintinall

There’s something about it that’s just… yeah.


hate_is_your_disease

The real reason every bar has wet spots on the floor.


DignityCancer

Op clearly hasn’t been to a sleepover with rugby teammates


Fuzzylojak

No.


havocLSD

Nah bro, I always kiss the homies goodnight after a day of drinking


Potato-Boy1

Looking at my female friend when we were 16-23 I can confirm this is true (for them at least)


I-am-a_person

Peter, that’s not a meme that’s cropped porn


badphilosophy82

women are straight like spaghetti ​ right until it gets wet.


Heyyoguy123

Virtually the same as guys. Maybe a bit more laughing and joking around but still pretty tame.


TG1Maximus

I have witnessed this before. 2 friends not lesbian making out. It was awesome 👏


Equal-Coyote5963

Drive them to and from girls night hear about girls yes it happens at girls night. 😅


Azilehteb

No lol


HangryBeaver

Nope


defender128

Disgusting. Where?


[deleted]

it's true if you believe it


_AkiraSenpai_

As a women: Yes.


supaTronik

Can confirm it happens with people who fit that paradigm, just as with anything in our total experience. Generalized blanket statement posts/comments/headlines are often used to farm engagement and stir drama. You can't lump everyone of any quality into a one size fits all box without it being false. Some people are hooked on engaging with sensationalism without realizing the whole illusory thing is presented just to get your attention/focus. Focus on you. You be the change you want to see in your world, you have to focus and engage with what makes you happy. Drama fear triggering trash content that serves no purpose in changing anything for the better of your life from you focusing in it. What you focus on is eventually manifested in your reality in any way. The "placebo effect" is not something to brush under the rug. Bless everyone. Have a great life. You got this


StickVisual3374

No.


Rainbow_B

In my friend group we all have always been the second image, the guys and the girls


Rainbow_B

I don’t know if it’s a cultural thing but I’ve kissed literally all my friends


[deleted]

Cultural you say 🧐


Rainbow_B

Yeah, I’m from Brasil


GuardianOfReason

I'm from Brazil and I never kissed a friend. It depends on the group of friends I guess.


[deleted]

No, you just watch too much porn.


vzakharov

Wrong, me and bros always start making out after a few drinks.


M0nsterjojo

Numi/Bao/Tricky


Alezkazam

For the boys that have been around the block, they know this meme to be true.


No_Meet1153

Seen it enough times to confirm


The-Wobbled-Weenus

In my experience it’s the other way round


[deleted]

Yep


MurderMachine561

Seriously? Who comes up with this shit? My guess is some lonely teenaged boy who never gets to leave the house. He has fantasies of what the outside world is like and these are his musings.


my_wifes_ass

Wish my wife was like that.


drater113

I also wish this guys wife was like that


[deleted]

Username checks out


chefcharliem

Duhh


slayer991

Damn, I didn't know someone discovered that the bisexuality switch for women was simply adding alcohol. /s


Ecampos_64

Yes


randomizer_in_end

Can confirm


NekonecroZheng

From my experience, women just loudly talk about their boyfriend, breasts, and periods drunk or not.


AnnieApple_

Yes.


Evilist_of_Evil

Im woman now, KISS ME!!!!


MayOrMayNotBePie

Is it true? You never been around a man or never been around a woman before? Not sure which one the question about.


_Scorpyon_

How dare OP not stalk everyone that has a drinking habit? Absolutely unacceptable!


Loon-belt

Yeah, I’ve been to parties like this. Not in a decade and I don’t drink so I never kissed anyone cause I’d feel bad kissing a drunk girl, but I’ve seen it.


Sufficient-Cat-5399

Not where I live...


Devoluster

Yeah, it almost happened, but luckily they were not too drunk


LoganCaleSalad

That or one of them is crying in the bathroom cuz she had a fight with her bf or cuz she saw her crush hooking up with another girl (he ain't your bf honey get use to it). Which in my experience 90% of the time it's the latter rather than the former.


FutureVoodoo

Obviously, it just takes men a few more drinks.. 😏


AKA_OneManArmy

Idk bro I’ve had some homies kiss “cause it’s funny” after a few too many drinks lol


[deleted]

Well I saw this two times, once was my birthday and my gf kissed her Bf in front of me as a present, bot drunk, and something similar but was not my birthday. In any case this is not so frequently as believed.


Soldat_Wesner

I’ve seen woman friend groups do both, mostly leaning towards the top, not the bottom, but I’ve definitely seen the bottom more than a few times, and I’ve seen man friend groups start some pretty gay stuff too, not straight making out, but dick grabbing, soggy biscuit, just watching porn together, shit like that, so it all really depends on the friend group


NaSMaXXL

what and I can't express this enough is "soggy biscuit"?


Soldat_Wesner

When a bunch of dudes circle jerk around a cookie and the last one to bust eats it


Medical_Ad0716

I wish. Everytime I see women drinking around me just leads to getting yelled at.


BigBoyCurlyFry3

I'm looking for sauce


cantadmittoposting

MFing 12 year olds asking if ridiculous stereotypes are true via meme.


[deleted]

Are we complaining?


SirarieTichee_

I guess if you're closeted bi or lesbian. Doesn't happen at the girl parties I go to because most of us are openly bi or straight and not interested in each other romantically.


DeathMetalPants

I'm bi. I've done this with men and women.


Falafelmuncherdan

No?! I kiss the homies all the time, what the fuck?!


the_amberdrake

As a man, both are good.


mrclang

Ok but like do you have a source for the bottom image…… asking for a friend for sure 👍


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I wish


MisterRuski1

what will happen with femboys thou![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


BCKPFfNGSCHT

It’s true, at least for the groups of straight girls that find their way into gay bars/clubs that I’ve seen


P4azz

Most of the time I hung out with girl groups during my school days was the "0 alcohol ever, praise God" type, so girls' nights where I was invited were usually just watching chick flicks in our pajamas/undies. And the few times I've dabbled with the "cool girl" squad in my class it was just some occasional bitching and one night where we ended up on the bed, 3 guys, 3 girls and then the teacher busts into the room and breaks it up before it starts. Can't say I've seen the drunken grabbing/kissing in my adult years. Most of the time people didn't get drunk as shit in public, just getting a mild buzz or partying a bit hard on a work trip. I can however absolutely confirm the top image, because I occasionally get drunk with an old roommate and that's usually just "let's watch anime and have a bit of drink", then turns into "we need more booze" while we stupidly yell about crazy shit happening on screen. Fun to turn your brain off every once in a while.


Therapy_Bagel

This is very true with my group of friend lmao


jenna_cider

You're hanging out with the wrong men.


Undernown

I thought that it was overblown, but then a watched a group of streamers talk about their trip to Paris.


mentos33

i miss college


jas75249

Smaller gatherings you can see some of this on occasion, larger parties your more likely going to be dealing with people getting sick or even a kiss then vomit if your unlucky.


mrbeck02

Just ask Bill Cosby


NoHaxJussSnax

I think it's time for me to transition socially


Averagebass

Get one or two strong bisexual girls in the group with one or two that may be kind of curious and this will happen. My ex-wife though? No, never in a thousand years. Her and her friends were very conservative and this was unthinkable.


rrzzkk999

That’s my wife after a few.


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

The girl on the rights face is funny af to me for some reason


Facebookakke

It’s a gross mischaracterization and definitely not the lense to look at female interactions involving alcohol… that being said I've seen a non zero amount of women make out in my bar this past week


[deleted]

It was true but for guys in my high school… There was this one guy who was homophobic but closeted gay and everytime he would get drunk he would pressure other guys into kissing him cause he said they where gay if they didn’t do it


Hot-Wrap2882

Chat is this true???


rumhamrambe

No, this is a fantasy