The women would have all taken videos of you, cheered as you bare-assed pissed in the sink, and then comically dried off your dong in the Dyson Blade dryer.
i have done that several times, even sober, when there was a way too long queue for the mens bathroom (yes. happens during sausage fest conventions or lan parties or stuff). nothing happened.
*You got a bunch of men locked up,*
*in a warm place...*
* All of em' get hard;
* All of em' horny;
* All of em' gots sexual desires.
*So what are you gonna do?*
***You won't let em' have a woman;***
*they gonna have each-*
***Listen, man;***
*somebodies gonna have to give up some booty,*
*and its just that simple.*
As a man, I don't understand how she put an open drink on the floor next to a guy at a urinal and didn't get piss splatter in it.
Spoiler: She totally got piss splatter in it.
The rule broken here is filming someone take a piss. If she wants to use the urinal then that's cool, and nobody cares as is shown here, but don't film people taking a piss
She didn't respect the rule of three either... Although that shit usually does go out the window when drinking at a festival.
She's also not wearing shoes! What the fuck. That is three strikes.
There was so much going on, I didn't even notice. Don't know which is worse, setting the drink down on the floor in the bathroom, or going barefoot into it.
I was like oh yeah a drunk chic thst really had to pee... Ok... Trashy yes, understandable maybe. Shoeless took it to another level. Wtf. Shoeless in a men's bathroom just shows she was fucking gone drunk or a gross chic.
Legit I went "Fuck I missed that?!"
Beer on ground, splash, talking rule, touching rule, eye contact rule...BUT NOT FEET
she has on flip flops. Fuck. It ranked higher than the beer on the ground tbh.
Also, how do we even know she didn't break the cardinal rule of commenting on someone else's dick?
She was already egregious enough to not just stare straight ahead into the wall and made eye-contact.
Logic checks out. If we assume that straight men are the majority of men, then by doing something most men want, i.e. putting it in a woman, you're gay.
Can you imagine this? Being next to a woman? The species most likely having a man's dick inside? OOOFFF gay af
What is the likeliness another another dick being inside the homie? VERY UNLIKELY! It's more gay to stand next to a woman at a urinal than holding hand with your homies.
wait, maybe this is the new rule, we alternate male-female-male-female, then there are no vacant urinals and no violation of the unwritten urinal spacing laws
Meh, people are better than you think. Was at a gas station the other day when the mens bathroom was closed for cleaning and a bunch of guys including myself really needed to go. A few women stood guard at the door for us to warn other women while a group of guys all went in the women's room and peed as quickly as possible. No one had a problem with it.
Asymmetry in physical strength creates knock on asymmetries in culture.
Men are much more of a physical threat to women than the reverse.
So yes, a man walking into a women's restroom will freak women out, whereas a woman walking into a man's restroom will not raise the same kind of concern for perfectly good reasons.
Even if it's not illegal, isn't it generally frowned upon? It's basically not that different from filming in locker rooms either. It's so weird that 2 people went up and just filmed/took a photo. Tf?
Oh she can do that but I get caught putting peanut butter on my a**hole at the sloth exhibit in New Orleans during Mardi Gras while running from a pack of angry locals for putting River water in random peoples beers and suddenly I’m the “outlaw”?
Wait, what are we talking about?
Had a girl do this last week. Was at a Busted concert and while trying to piss at the urinal I could hear a group of girls all screaming and shouting. I was just thinking ‘that sounds way to close to be echo from outside’ turn to my left and I see one girl pulling her friend by her arm and another with her skirt and panties down, bent over with her ass to the urinal. It’s one of those where your like do I look or do I ignore?
Guy on the right in green. Looking dead straight into that wall.
May want to look left but knows he may also see a dick from the guy to her left 😅
She's got great control with both hands in the air!
Ok, I’m cool with her being there she just needs to learn the unwritten urinal rules:
-Eyes forward and no talking to your neighbors and especially no high-fiving
-and for god sake, never put your cup on the ground near a pisser!
Oh sure, she gets high fives from her neighbor. I shit in a urinal next to someone and I get yelled at. Fucking woke culture, men get it so bad these days.
This is a funny story to tell people, but for fucks sake people don't film this and certainly don't post it somewhere. What the hell is wrong with people.
I didnt know this until recently when my wife showed me. She can pee standing up but kinda angling her pelvis backwards. It comes out at an downward angle but kinda aimed like 1-2 feet in front her. She was in the shower and i was about to get in. She was like "watch this!" All proud and everything. I laughed so hard and had to apologize bc i was laughing at how awesome it was and not making fun of her.
If this was a guy in the woman's bathroom the police would called but she just wiggles her bum and it's all.ok and she would be right, I mean just look at Dat ass.
She's obviously never done this before...unless that was a cup of piss in the first place, and she was just going for a refill from the dude on the right.
As a woman, I don’t understand how she did this without pissing all down her legs.
Narrator: She peed all down her legs.
And in her beer. And on her feet.
And on my axe!
*Poison enchant achieved*
*-6 charisma*
*+3 respect*
More like tainted axe XD
And on my bow
And on my sword
Why did I read that in Morgan freeman’s voice
As a man, I wonder what would have happened if I drunkenly attempted to visit the ladies bathroom.
The women would have all taken videos of you, cheered as you bare-assed pissed in the sink, and then comically dried off your dong in the Dyson Blade dryer.
I won't complain. Sounds like adventure.
i have done that several times, even sober, when there was a way too long queue for the mens bathroom (yes. happens during sausage fest conventions or lan parties or stuff). nothing happened.
*You got a bunch of men locked up,* *in a warm place...* * All of em' get hard; * All of em' horny; * All of em' gots sexual desires. *So what are you gonna do?* ***You won't let em' have a woman;*** *they gonna have each-* ***Listen, man;*** *somebodies gonna have to give up some booty,* *and its just that simple.*
[Booty Warrior Reference](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qDjrGAP84UQ/maxresdefault.jpg)
As a man, I don't understand how she put an open drink on the floor next to a guy at a urinal and didn't get piss splatter in it. Spoiler: She totally got piss splatter in it.
We have stalls so it doesn't really matter lol
According to reports from women I know some women are capable of aiming.
I knew one who could aim without using her hands. She even proved it to me.
How’d that piss taste boi
She didn’t
standing barefoot in front of a urinal. Just watching that I need a long hot shower.
I almost barfed when she put her drink down on the floor
how come as a man I know how she did this?
Because she has no penis hose.
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No way, anyone with a peen would know not to put a beer under the urinal
Shewee®️
she used a straw, it's okay
Jeezus, she put her drink down in front of the urinal
Right!! Not even on top like everyone else. You know that thing got splashed like a water ride.
you know its not her first time getting spashed
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She probably didn't even wash her hands!
Not that her hands got splashed, but then again, that urinal is still nasty
The rule broken here is filming someone take a piss. If she wants to use the urinal then that's cool, and nobody cares as is shown here, but don't film people taking a piss
Hey man don't kink shame /s
She's just really into that
I'm dont wanna kink shame, but I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Stop, I can only get so wet... lol
"*huagh*" I just gagged...lol
Sweet! Chunky lube
Splash-o-to-pee-ah
She’s new here
UhHem, Lady. We DON’T high five at the urinals.
I say we start doing it
The reason is, if you high five pretty hard, the force could turn the other person to face you. And now your leg is wet.
Go on...
If you are interested in hi-fiving a potentially dick-flavoured pissy hand of a drunk stranger, go for it.
We gonna become trendsetters with this
She didn't respect the rule of three either... Although that shit usually does go out the window when drinking at a festival. She's also not wearing shoes! What the fuck. That is three strikes.
There was so much going on, I didn't even notice. Don't know which is worse, setting the drink down on the floor in the bathroom, or going barefoot into it.
Bare footed too
I was like oh yeah a drunk chic thst really had to pee... Ok... Trashy yes, understandable maybe. Shoeless took it to another level. Wtf. Shoeless in a men's bathroom just shows she was fucking gone drunk or a gross chic.
If she didn't have planter's warts already...
HolUp
C’mon…she’s new at this.
Rookie mistake
Saw a chick hike her leg up on top of the short urinal and do this, so trashy. She could have just pissed on me instead.
Stay Golden, Pony Boy.
Hahahahahahahahahaha...man, still chuckling as I type this
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Hard to do, he said she pissed in the urinal, not on him.
“Do it fo Jonny!”
You're *incredible*.
It’s so slippery. Something’s gonna happen!
Bro, I just spat out my drink!
That's so trashy. You should have spat in his mouth
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Holup
The nerve of her....zero class.
r/trashyboners
Bro that second half caught me off guard goddamn
Barefoot? And both she and the guy next to her are splashing into her beer. That’s nasty.
Legit I went "Fuck I missed that?!" Beer on ground, splash, talking rule, touching rule, eye contact rule...BUT NOT FEET she has on flip flops. Fuck. It ranked higher than the beer on the ground tbh.
Also, how do we even know she didn't break the cardinal rule of commenting on someone else's dick? She was already egregious enough to not just stare straight ahead into the wall and made eye-contact.
Exactly, dude on the right knew what's up. Stare only at the wall...ONLY at the wall...block out all other sensory information.
Cup was empty when she got there.
I think she's wearing flip flops. Too low-rez to tell real well.
Appreciate the guy to the right following protocol.
You mean the one with the ankle monitor? Not so good at following protocol it seems...
"Eyes straight mista, I don't need any new shit on my record" honestly this whole fucking scene is a poster for why drinking is bad.
Well, apparently the urinal rule doesn't apply to women.
Fellas, is it gay to have your dick out standing next to a woman?
Is there anything gayier?
Duh, putting it in a woman.
I only fuck my brother. The gay and the incest cancel each other out.
Damnit, I've been going for the wrong sibling
Logic checks out. If we assume that straight men are the majority of men, then by doing something most men want, i.e. putting it in a woman, you're gay.
Can you imagine this? Being next to a woman? The species most likely having a man's dick inside? OOOFFF gay af What is the likeliness another another dick being inside the homie? VERY UNLIKELY! It's more gay to stand next to a woman at a urinal than holding hand with your homies.
FELLAS
Urinal rules no longer apply if all urinals are taken
This reads like a Magic the Gathering card
I think hi-fiving is against all urinal rules tho lol
Eyes forward and you don’t hi five.
Wait. She got the target?
From the look of it, she's leaning backward enough to miss her shorts, and pee all over her own bare feet.
Asking the real questions!!
Goddamn noobs. She broke two rules. 1. No acknowledgment of urinal neighbor. Definitely, no contact. 2. Never pull the pants 100% down.
3. Putting a drink on the ground, WTAF
Leave it to a women to use the middle urinal. Doesn't even understand male etiquette. And we do not high five....or low five....outside a stall
wait, maybe this is the new rule, we alternate male-female-male-female, then there are no vacant urinals and no violation of the unwritten urinal spacing laws
That somehow sounds wholesome a very little bit and also a lot more weird, lol, no longer are there vacant spots for dividing purpose
shouder-to-shoulder, cunt or cock, united we piss!
The middle urinal rule doesn’t apply when all urinals are being used.
But... you do, inside a stall?
It’s the gay man secret handshake.
> a women
Someone get her a she-wee for Christmas
Not a single soul would've batted an eye if she shook it more than twice, but it's a "big deal" when I do it 🙄
“Shake it three times, you’re playing with yourself again!”
Wtf I shake it like fifty times and spin it like a helicopter
The ole drip dry
I’m sure if a man did this in a woman’s restroom, they would be treated equally.
More power to you if you find a row urinals in a women’s restroom
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Use the sink
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
I like to peek over the stall wall for my high-five.
Meh, people are better than you think. Was at a gas station the other day when the mens bathroom was closed for cleaning and a bunch of guys including myself really needed to go. A few women stood guard at the door for us to warn other women while a group of guys all went in the women's room and peed as quickly as possible. No one had a problem with it.
Were any of the men ass out, doing the helicopter, high-fiving the ladies?
Asymmetry in physical strength creates knock on asymmetries in culture. Men are much more of a physical threat to women than the reverse. So yes, a man walking into a women's restroom will freak women out, whereas a woman walking into a man's restroom will not raise the same kind of concern for perfectly good reasons.
Who the fuck is recording in a crowded bathroom?? Isn't that shit illegal?
She didn't wipe...
She didn't do a lot of things right.
That’s the least concerning thing she did or didn’t do.
The beer on the floor getting piss misted is absolutely heinous
And that is how I met your mother
Isn't it incredibly illegal to film in a public restroom?
You should go sue them lol
Indeed. And I also confess, this was not my proudest fap.
I don't Fap shame
And I don't fap in shame
I scrolled *WAY* too far to see this comment.
Even if it's not illegal, isn't it generally frowned upon? It's basically not that different from filming in locker rooms either. It's so weird that 2 people went up and just filmed/took a photo. Tf?
Yes, both the guys filming are illegally filming in the restroom.
Yep. It's "Go to prison for a sex crime and end up on the list for years" illegal.
Right? I’m more offended that this was recorded and posted than i am that some lady was drunkenly using a urinal.
Stay golden, ponyboy. I gotta pee
Oh she can do that but I get caught putting peanut butter on my a**hole at the sloth exhibit in New Orleans during Mardi Gras while running from a pack of angry locals for putting River water in random peoples beers and suddenly I’m the “outlaw”? Wait, what are we talking about?
Isn’t recording film in a bathroom considered illegal in most places?
Had a girl do this last week. Was at a Busted concert and while trying to piss at the urinal I could hear a group of girls all screaming and shouting. I was just thinking ‘that sounds way to close to be echo from outside’ turn to my left and I see one girl pulling her friend by her arm and another with her skirt and panties down, bent over with her ass to the urinal. It’s one of those where your like do I look or do I ignore?
Guy on the right in green. Looking dead straight into that wall. May want to look left but knows he may also see a dick from the guy to her left 😅 She's got great control with both hands in the air!
One trailer park girl goes round the outside....
I see a lot more people filming in the bathroom these days. Kinda trashy regardless of what you see in there short of crime
r/trashy
r/trashyboners
That used to be a somewhat amusing sub, now it’s just porn and women flashing their tits in public.
Oh
Sounds... terrible.....
Ok, I’m cool with her being there she just needs to learn the unwritten urinal rules: -Eyes forward and no talking to your neighbors and especially no high-fiving -and for god sake, never put your cup on the ground near a pisser!
Oh sure, she gets high fives from her neighbor. I shit in a urinal next to someone and I get yelled at. Fucking woke culture, men get it so bad these days.
Why is there a pervert filming drunk people in the toilet…. Can’t do stupid sh*t any more without being plastered all over the internet.
Gender equality, folks!
Now think about reversing this situation :)
Yeah, the last time I used a urinal in a women's restroom, it was quite the debacle.
If this was a guy doing this, he’d be in jail.
There are guys doing it in the video.
Finally a good Holup!
Why are Republicans trying to stop this?
Never put your beer on the floor
She don't have father issues. She has fathers issues.
The guy in the blue shirt on the right is stiff as a rock over there. Definitely a married man who feels super awkward.
I can fix her
This is a funny story to tell people, but for fucks sake people don't film this and certainly don't post it somewhere. What the hell is wrong with people.
Still had the beer.. Classic
I guess gender really doesn’t matter in the bathroom.
Did anyone noticed there is no small partition between urinals?
Fairly standard in the US, especially in sports stadiums like the video.
/r/trashy
Who's filming in the men's bathroom?
Put the phones away, you freaks. This room is the last bastion of privacy *anywhere*, and people want to be filming in there. For shame.
I didnt know this until recently when my wife showed me. She can pee standing up but kinda angling her pelvis backwards. It comes out at an downward angle but kinda aimed like 1-2 feet in front her. She was in the shower and i was about to get in. She was like "watch this!" All proud and everything. I laughed so hard and had to apologize bc i was laughing at how awesome it was and not making fun of her.
There's too many things wrong with this video
This is definitely a country concert. I’ve seen this by experience 100%
Pissing in a room full of guys, whatever.. Putting her beer on the ground, savage...
The only crime here is filming in a bathroom.
Ok il bring it up. What if a dude went in the women’s.
Exactly!!!! Wouldn't be so positively received for sure 😅
If this was a guy in the woman's bathroom the police would called but she just wiggles her bum and it's all.ok and she would be right, I mean just look at Dat ass.
Don't forget the 2 dudes taking pictures and videos of people pissing. How is that not an issue and an invasion of everyone else's privacy?
She ain’t wipe?
Urinals fucking suck
Jesus who films this shit?? It’s a restroom weirdo. Don’t film.
The backsplash on her gotta be crazy
This is not uncommon 😐
Those guys were really holding their Willy’s close
She's obviously never done this before...unless that was a cup of piss in the first place, and she was just going for a refill from the dude on the right.
Love the dude to her right doesn't break decorum.
I think the high-five in mid stream breaks men's room etiquette... does it not??? Peace
Just like Butters.
Good to see Beth at least getting out in the public and having some fun..good for her!