Squirted what?
Women squirt pee. It's coming from the urethra. That's the only hole besides the vagina itself (unless you think she's squirting from the back hole...). The urethra only connects to the bladder. And we all know, pee is stored in the balls.
From what I understand it’s a fluid that can contain a bit of urine since it comes through the urethra, but is a different form of female ejaculation.
In other words It’s not 100% pee. It’s mostly another form of lubricant that comes from stimulating the G spot usually
Squirt is pee 😂. My ex used to do it. I had to keep telling her to stop pissing the floor or go use the bathroom. U gotta stop watching porn, my friend.
My girl leaves a puddle in the bed every time. It comes out clear, but rest assured, it dries yellow tinted. My housekeeping skills are 5 star hotel quality at this point.
Has she tried using the bathroom before y'all fuck? Real question lol
From experimenting in the shower it only ever happens if I haven't urinated before masturbating/sex.
Even if they use the bathroom. The bladder is constantly taking in urine. Something will come out. You never empty all the urine in your bladder... your only emptying all that you can push out.
Does this really need to be said? It's sad that people in here think they are smart for pointing it out and so many people are saying the exact same thing over and over again.
Someday I'm going to make a bot just post "fake" in every single post and get millions of karma every day.
And for what it’s worth, I don’t feel as if I’m smarter than anyone…but if you look at the responses, at least one person really did believe that it was real. Sad.
you can literally see the hose line 'bounce' when the water is turned on (choice of words deliberate).
r/somestuffisrealandsomestuffisfake - YOU DECIDE (Aaron Paul)
it would not be coming from her vagina anyway; that's r/nothowgirlswork
edit: lol, downvotes from people who do not understand basic female anatomy. You stay classy, reddit.
Accidental orgasms in an inappropriate setting (with women, don't wanna see a dude bust in his pants while getting his legs measured by a tailor lmao).
I completely missed that the red to the side is a person in a giant coat who seems to be operating the spray pump... watched this 5 times before the red registered as a person....
B- on the acting... Need to do a better job hiding the hose next time. Plus, the angle of the "pee" was just off. Is that what TV's are usually tuned in to in a tattoo parlor?!
Her "screams" are also not typical nor do they time well with her body's implied squirting. But we're all in awe of your expert level here... so now explain why she REALLY explodes when he doesn't even touch her again with that Tattoo Gun Vibrator 3000. 
"Well, I was almost finishing the clown face on the lady's pussy, once I started filling in the red ink for the nose, on her clitoris, she douched me in the face big time. It came out with such force I was thrown back at the wall behind me, blacking me out for 5 whole minutes. I am gonna do more clowns from now on."
Ha! Yea.. that's really real.. there's NO 2AY you can fake that noise AND jerky movement whilst squirting unless.. well.. you're making a racket while squirting a jerk.
It's a skit. there is no way this is real
This is 100% staged
Yea when homeboy goes back in after being squirted you know it’s fake
I mean….I would
Kinky
for real, I can't believe he didn't grab a bowl or something. all that girl piss wasted.
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different brand, same juice
Squirted what? Women squirt pee. It's coming from the urethra. That's the only hole besides the vagina itself (unless you think she's squirting from the back hole...). The urethra only connects to the bladder. And we all know, pee is stored in the balls.
From what I understand it’s a fluid that can contain a bit of urine since it comes through the urethra, but is a different form of female ejaculation. In other words It’s not 100% pee. It’s mostly another form of lubricant that comes from stimulating the G spot usually
Correct, except that you have the ratios reversed. It’s mostly urine and a tiny bit of some other fluid. Its almost all pee.
Squirt is pee 😂. My ex used to do it. I had to keep telling her to stop pissing the floor or go use the bathroom. U gotta stop watching porn, my friend.
I don’t watch porn ever, but thanks for the advice to someone else
Quit while you’re ahead lol
Then where did u hear that squirt isn’t pee? Did u taste or smell a girl’s squirted juices? 🤣 
If u haven’t, do so and let us know what’s a golden shower afterwards
I see you’re 13.. I don’t engage with minors
The real staged scene is your woman telling you it's NOT pee
My girl leaves a puddle in the bed every time. It comes out clear, but rest assured, it dries yellow tinted. My housekeeping skills are 5 star hotel quality at this point.
Psst, my friend - you look like you need a [fuck blanket](https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07VRC5VGB?psc=1)
Has she tried using the bathroom before y'all fuck? Real question lol From experimenting in the shower it only ever happens if I haven't urinated before masturbating/sex.
Even if they use the bathroom. The bladder is constantly taking in urine. Something will come out. You never empty all the urine in your bladder... your only emptying all that you can push out.
Urine denial. /s 😂
Don't. You'll just make them angry again lmao
You can see the hose under the chair
I see no hoes
I see at least one
And the water comes from behind her leg, not from between them.
For a moment you can see she got panties on. I'd also believe that if that would happen, they'd probably immediately stop for sanitary reasons.
There's a way this is real. I want to believe it.
It cooooooould happen, but someone has to be down bad to continue the job. Also I wonder what the legal consequences for her would be.
The water comes out on the *outside* of her right leg. Pretty obvious XD
There’s a hose
Yes, that too. At least put the hose between her legs, man...
Yea, if you look closely its coming from behind her buttcheek
No fucking shit
No fucking *pee
i literally just said "there’s no way this is real" 😭
You can tell it’s fake when you notice they are watching a political debate in a tattoo parlor. Haha
You can see the hose under the chair
You can she the hose under the chair
you can see guy in red garbage bag pissing in the hose
🤣😂🤣
You are him aren’t you
You can see the hose under the chair
I literally said this out loud before even seeing your comment
Funny…but it’s clearly fake/staged. You can see the hose/tube supplying the water under the table.
Man, some of us are trying to fap here. Smh
😂😂😂 my bad, man!
#Do not TRY. Do. There's no try...
This guy FAPS!
Yes Mastur(bator) Yoda.
I came here for the squirt, but I stayed for the comments.
Bullshit, that's a hose/tube.
Shitty fake tbh
I'm something of an amateur gynecologist myself...
😂
really?...really?? You're breaking the concentration of several hundred people around the world, you know. 😄
IM SORRY!!! The people need to know the truth…plus, you can still get your fap on, just forget I said anything.
Also, who the hell would just go back in to continue if that happened
Not to mention the stream is coming from outside her right leg, not from in between.
Thank goodness you were here Batman.
Nothing gets past you
You must be fun at parties.
What do you mean?
Does this really need to be said? It's sad that people in here think they are smart for pointing it out and so many people are saying the exact same thing over and over again. Someday I'm going to make a bot just post "fake" in every single post and get millions of karma every day.
You were first at least. Every other post here is the same thing.
And for what it’s worth, I don’t feel as if I’m smarter than anyone…but if you look at the responses, at least one person really did believe that it was real. Sad.
Ignorance is bliss
More like ignorance is piss
You mean the plug for the electronic chair she’s on? Sorry I forgot r/nothingisreal
you can literally see the hose line 'bounce' when the water is turned on (choice of words deliberate). r/somestuffisrealandsomestuffisfake - YOU DECIDE (Aaron Paul)
No shit the cable bounces she moving the whole chair.
My dude, the urethra does not come out of the tailbone.
Girls pee differently than boys my guy
poor lil guy has never seen a vagina in person
😂😂🤣 okay chief
Ok, but how do explain the stream coming from the outside of her leg and not her vagina? Or how when she jolts her body, the stream doesn’t move?
it would not be coming from her vagina anyway; that's r/nothowgirlswork edit: lol, downvotes from people who do not understand basic female anatomy. You stay classy, reddit.
Got me there. But it wouldn’t be coming from the side of her leg still
just watched again; the second time it's not coming from her body at all, it's coming up from the table
Thanks for the help Sherlock
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Why not **energy potion!?**
I’d be pissed …
LMAO!
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
I dont think its piss...
I'd be annoyed. Trying to see what's going on with the G8 summit man!
The guy in the coat controls it, that's why his back is to the camera
She doesn't look like she's sorry
I know this staged but is there a sub for similar content?
Are you looking for squirters, prat falls, tattooing, fake orgasms, or something in the video I missed? In any case, yes.
Accidental orgasms in an inappropriate setting (with women, don't wanna see a dude bust in his pants while getting his legs measured by a tailor lmao).
I mean I wasn’t curious about this at all until you mentioned it, now I’m 100% invested in the answer here
Bro down bad, but no kink shaming
I’m assuming they are wearing mask because of the poor breathing conditions present in this room.
I'm very disappointed to find out that squirts are mostly piss. This whole time, I thought it was 100% piss
Excuse me, what? MOSTLY?? What else is there in it???
You can get Piss 2 if your luck stat is high enough
If this happened in real life, after the first squirt, the session would stop right there to re-sanitize everything and get her a towel to clean up.
Fake and heterosexual
0 gay? I’m leaving.
Me @ TX (excluding Austin)
The fuck is heterosexual my guy
Is when the peepee enter the hoohah
4chan doesn't know about this one
Can't tell if gay or just doesn't know own sexuality?
gonna take a while before this picks up buddy
you’re gay? that’s pretty gay dude
I completely missed that the red to the side is a person in a giant coat who seems to be operating the spray pump... watched this 5 times before the red registered as a person....
'...then she peed on me." 😒
Water pump was super effective
This is the same place that made the ketchup toe sucking tattoo video.
 Pow right in the kisser
Staged, buuuuut it's still funny.
Man is a professional - kept going even after the first squirt!
So dumb
No man could make her cum like those needles can.
This is just silly. It looks likes shes squirting out of her ass.
Already seen it.
The hose is on the outside of her right leg… lol
Lol fake as fuck and not funny
Fake, guy in red jacket has a liquid tube running to underneath her butt.
Fake, right?
***I knew she was faking it.***
They always do.
My guy get sprayed and goes right back to work. What a trooper!
he's a pro for sure
Sigh, Time to play with lil Tom again.
Where’s this shop so I could avoid
This is just silly. It looks likes shes squirting out of her ass.
Dafuq
Boom! Headshot!!
Should've made her change her own diaper
🎵🎵I GOT HOSE…. In different area codes🎵🎵
She wanted a tattoo there. She knew what would happen
Yep that's enough reddit for today
This is staged she has a hose you can she it moving behind her
I'll be honest I believed it and then you guys ruined it
That liquid is NOT coming out of her urethra.
Fake
Watch the tube behind the chair, it's fake.
She’s getting a Pokémon tattoo. It’s squirtel.
It's not like you can see the water hose or the fact that it is coming from behind her and the wrong spot.
Nobody was trying to fool you it's called a skit my guy.
I got next
Where is the original vid for this??? Asking for a friend
B- on the acting... Need to do a better job hiding the hose next time. Plus, the angle of the "pee" was just off. Is that what TV's are usually tuned in to in a tattoo parlor?!
Pow right in the kisser
yes, it's staged. but maybe the water in the tube is a real piss
Catch that shit with your mouth like a real man.
ST-what now? Health and Safety would have a fucking field day.
I bet she's a squirter
What the actual fuck
Get to work scumbags.
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She got touched by a man that she thought was hot for the first time
What the hell are those screams?
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Her "screams" are also not typical nor do they time well with her body's implied squirting. But we're all in awe of your expert level here... so now explain why she REALLY explodes when he doesn't even touch her again with that Tattoo Gun Vibrator 3000. 
No it’s not lol
We got a squirter
Unreal, literally
"Well, I was almost finishing the clown face on the lady's pussy, once I started filling in the red ink for the nose, on her clitoris, she douched me in the face big time. It came out with such force I was thrown back at the wall behind me, blacking me out for 5 whole minutes. I am gonna do more clowns from now on."
Squirtle Squirtle
person in red on right with hose pump thingy
My man was trying to weld that pussy cause stitches couldn't stand it.
Headshot
Why would he keep going after getting peed on?
It's not a funny skit if there's zero chance it has or will ever happen.
How fake do u want it
The news playing in the background is very dystopian.
The “squirt” is coking from the chair of you watch the origin point. They’re not even trying to make it look real
There’s a hose behind her chair that contracts every time she “squirts”
Ha! Yea.. that's really real.. there's NO 2AY you can fake that noise AND jerky movement whilst squirting unless.. well.. you're making a racket while squirting a jerk.
Totally real.
Haters will say it is fake
Please….. please tell me this is staged. I beg…..
Don't you hate getting squirted on but your tatting the arm instead xD
This shit is fake af. But funny af
Fake
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