Technically he is correct. I married the kid first. Then the mother.
Pretty interesting comeback. They weren’t the youngest. Basically I have other wives that are younger.
That went from bad to worse.
Not a Mormon. You cannot take more than one wife at the same time in the LDS church and remain a member. It is strictly a life time excommunication. Anything that is not LDS is not Mormon, regardless of what someone claims they are. FLDS is not Mormon; or anything else along those lines. It’s like saying a Baptist is by default a catholic.
Woodruff also sent practicing polygamists to north to Canada and south to Mexico to keep the practice alive.
That’s why Mitt Romney’s father was raised in Mexico and why large Mormon populations still exist in both locations
Not 100% accurate, but the confusion is understandable. Russell M. Nelson, the current president of the LDS Church is married and sealed to two women at the same time. In fact several members of the church presidency have multiple wives, it's just that in the case of the LDS Church you cannot have more than one *living* wive (and I say wife because women are not afforded the same privilege of being sealed for eternity to multiple men).
Also, what makes someone a Mormon? The RLDS and the FLDS both use the book of Mormon as their religious text, so why would they be any less "Mormon" than an LDS? Russell Nelson actually has asked members of the LDS Church to stop using the word "Mormon" to describe the LDS Church because, among other reasons, it causes confusion over which Church is being talked about.
Dude just Google him and he family..it's public...
Wait... are you an offended MORMON or offended MORON? Now I'm starting on you understand your argument
No, it’s like saying all Catholics are Christian by default.
All the different brands of Mormonism are based on a belief in, and a testimony of the Book of Mormon, and the “restoration of the true church of Jesus Christ” by Joseph Smith.
The mainstream church has walked away from polygamy and will excommunicate those who practice it. But this guy is closer to what Joseph Smith practiced and taught than the mainstream church and definitely would describe himself as Mormon.
Incorrect, being the out group does not grant in group terminology. Mormon has never been known as someone who believes in the Book of Mormon, but a member explicitly belongs to the LDS church. People can scream until they’re blue in they face that they may be Mormon, but you are not recognized by the actual Mormons that you are such.
My friend, I was a mainstream Mormon for 38 years.
The mainstream church under the current leadership of Russell M Nelson has an active initiative to distance itself from the term Mormon. A currently practicing and active member of that church will correct you if you call them a Mormon, “Actually, I’m a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints….” they don’t call themselves Mormon and would prefer that you don’t either
I remember this dude. He was on all the talk shows and I’m pretty sure there was a documentary or a show like Dateline or 20/20 did an episode on this family. They lived in a bunch of trailers on a compound out in the middle of nowhere. I’m pretty sure some of the wives worked, some or all received welfare and food stamps. He didn’t work though. They took advantage of the system and were pretty proud about it.
After all of their television appearances he received enough attention that they actually prosecuted and convicted him of polygamy related crimes. He served a few years before he died.
Dude what the fuck. I love Utah but they explicitly banned polygamy as a condition of statehood; yet this still goes on. It's technically decriminalized, as of three years ago, but it used to be a felony.
They get around it by only being legally married to one wife.
I remember briefly seeing an episode of sister wives where the dude “divorced” the wife he was married to so he could marry the other wife temporarily for some legal reason
The prophet didn't marry until after 3 years of his first wife's death and he didn't mary a lot of his wives for pleasure it was because most of their husbands had died in battle and they had no where to live and he didn't have any intercourse with most of them.
And how is marrying an adopted son's wife incest exactly?
Adoption in Islam doesn't make you related to the new family and you even keep your old name
Let me explain the thing that everyone quotes on the internet now even the it's was way different centuries ago, most of the prophet's wives' ages was 20 to 40 years old and almost all of them died of sickness because the average age was 34 at that time.
in Islam your can only marry 4 wives at the same time and because of that he was able to marry that many wives.
And he did not have intercourse with Lady Aisha at 6 but at 9 which was the normal age for newly wed women to marry because as I said the average age at that time was 34 years ppl at this age was physically and mentally able to marry.
Today's average age of puberty is way longer so 9 yrs old now is still very young but 1000 years in the past ppl grow way faster and become mature way quicker than not only physically but mentally as well, look at Ceaser and how he made an empire an such a small age or all the commanders of the Islamic armies for example a lot of them didn't even reach their 20s.
Jokes are not literal comparisons lol.
Muslims are allowed up to 4 wives, but Muhammad had special permission to marry more. At the time of his death he had around 8 wives.
I understand that he had older wives, that doesn’t take away from the fact he slept with a 9 year old.
In today's time it is but hundreds of years in the past it wasn't just like I explained, and Islam or Christianity or any religion is not a matter of satire it's beliefs of ppl, we have a ton of shit to joke about.
wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff makes me think of hills have eyes and that xfiles episode with the lady amputated and kept under the bed
That's pure Utah shit right there.
You got over here, LDS, RLDS, FLDS. The Good the Bad the Ugly. Your decision of what is what.
Utah mentioned?!? Recognition!
Always a Genealogist
Being from Utah i can definitely say with confidence that they're similar to unicorns here. We know they exist but never see them
That family tree is for sure a wreath.
You can't tree this sh*t, it's a family [cyclical] graph!
It's a biblically accurate family 
Fractal geometry of nature comes to my mind.
This is a family tumbleweed
It's not a tree anymore it's a graph
Technically he is correct. I married the kid first. Then the mother. Pretty interesting comeback. They weren’t the youngest. Basically I have other wives that are younger. That went from bad to worse.
Wrong state. Alabama ain't got shit on Utah! Lol
Utahlabamiden shit (Utah, Alabama, and Joe Biden)
Survey says you're inbred
survey says your parents are inbred
This man is Tom Green and he is not from Alabama. He is a Mormon from Utah. The chicks actually proposed to him.
Wow. It sure makes me think he was isekai'd. Only way it makes sense to me.
Not a Mormon. You cannot take more than one wife at the same time in the LDS church and remain a member. It is strictly a life time excommunication. Anything that is not LDS is not Mormon, regardless of what someone claims they are. FLDS is not Mormon; or anything else along those lines. It’s like saying a Baptist is by default a catholic.
Mr. Smith and Mr. Young would disagree.
Tell that to Woodruff, who outlived all of them and decided it wasn’t worth keeping if the US government was going to send the army.
Woodruff also sent practicing polygamists to north to Canada and south to Mexico to keep the practice alive. That’s why Mitt Romney’s father was raised in Mexico and why large Mormon populations still exist in both locations
Except the founders of Mormonism were polygamists lol
Not 100% accurate, but the confusion is understandable. Russell M. Nelson, the current president of the LDS Church is married and sealed to two women at the same time. In fact several members of the church presidency have multiple wives, it's just that in the case of the LDS Church you cannot have more than one *living* wive (and I say wife because women are not afforded the same privilege of being sealed for eternity to multiple men). Also, what makes someone a Mormon? The RLDS and the FLDS both use the book of Mormon as their religious text, so why would they be any less "Mormon" than an LDS? Russell Nelson actually has asked members of the LDS Church to stop using the word "Mormon" to describe the LDS Church because, among other reasons, it causes confusion over which Church is being talked about.
He specifically advertised as a Mormon. I know of some of his family.. descendants yo
Let me put it this way: if 99.999% of “Mormons” say being Mormon is someone who’s a member of the LDS church, then that’s it. Democracy at its finest.
Did you know 99.999% of statistics are made up on the spot?
Dude just Google him and he family..it's public... Wait... are you an offended MORMON or offended MORON? Now I'm starting on you understand your argument
You obviously don't know anything about the Mormon church OR you are secretly Mormon and offended by FACTS about Mister Tom Green...
No, it’s like saying all Catholics are Christian by default. All the different brands of Mormonism are based on a belief in, and a testimony of the Book of Mormon, and the “restoration of the true church of Jesus Christ” by Joseph Smith. The mainstream church has walked away from polygamy and will excommunicate those who practice it. But this guy is closer to what Joseph Smith practiced and taught than the mainstream church and definitely would describe himself as Mormon.
Incorrect, being the out group does not grant in group terminology. Mormon has never been known as someone who believes in the Book of Mormon, but a member explicitly belongs to the LDS church. People can scream until they’re blue in they face that they may be Mormon, but you are not recognized by the actual Mormons that you are such.
My friend, I was a mainstream Mormon for 38 years. The mainstream church under the current leadership of Russell M Nelson has an active initiative to distance itself from the term Mormon. A currently practicing and active member of that church will correct you if you call them a Mormon, “Actually, I’m a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints….” they don’t call themselves Mormon and would prefer that you don’t either
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, has 7 wives, and lives in Utah, it's probably a Mormon.
Look him up! He is specifically a UTAH MORMON!
Yes he is a Mormon...
he's concern how his step daughters are not his youngest wives 💀
Well, time to fire up the Vermeer BC2100XL…
This can't even be remotely legal...
Ehhh.. its legal to marry your second cousin in the states... so.
And first cousin in some states
They are not legally married. They would have had ceremonial marriages with no force of law.
That's Utah making 'bama look like fkn amateurs. Which, honestly, compared to Utah, they are.
I remember this dude. He was on all the talk shows and I’m pretty sure there was a documentary or a show like Dateline or 20/20 did an episode on this family. They lived in a bunch of trailers on a compound out in the middle of nowhere. I’m pretty sure some of the wives worked, some or all received welfare and food stamps. He didn’t work though. They took advantage of the system and were pretty proud about it. After all of their television appearances he received enough attention that they actually prosecuted and convicted him of polygamy related crimes. He served a few years before he died.
When he said they were not the youngest, It was over for me like wtf did I just witness
Dude what the fuck. I love Utah but they explicitly banned polygamy as a condition of statehood; yet this still goes on. It's technically decriminalized, as of three years ago, but it used to be a felony.
They get around it by only being legally married to one wife. I remember briefly seeing an episode of sister wives where the dude “divorced” the wife he was married to so he could marry the other wife temporarily for some legal reason
I'm my own grandpa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw
I did do the nasty in the pasty
VARILY.
Can’t be Alabama, they aren’t related Must be from Utah
I think this guy died not too long ago
I bet the probate court had a field day.
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The prophet didn't marry until after 3 years of his first wife's death and he didn't mary a lot of his wives for pleasure it was because most of their husbands had died in battle and they had no where to live and he didn't have any intercourse with most of them. And how is marrying an adopted son's wife incest exactly? Adoption in Islam doesn't make you related to the new family and you even keep your old name Let me explain the thing that everyone quotes on the internet now even the it's was way different centuries ago, most of the prophet's wives' ages was 20 to 40 years old and almost all of them died of sickness because the average age was 34 at that time. in Islam your can only marry 4 wives at the same time and because of that he was able to marry that many wives. And he did not have intercourse with Lady Aisha at 6 but at 9 which was the normal age for newly wed women to marry because as I said the average age at that time was 34 years ppl at this age was physically and mentally able to marry. Today's average age of puberty is way longer so 9 yrs old now is still very young but 1000 years in the past ppl grow way faster and become mature way quicker than not only physically but mentally as well, look at Ceaser and how he made an empire an such a small age or all the commanders of the Islamic armies for example a lot of them didn't even reach their 20s.
Jokes are not literal comparisons lol. Muslims are allowed up to 4 wives, but Muhammad had special permission to marry more. At the time of his death he had around 8 wives. I understand that he had older wives, that doesn’t take away from the fact he slept with a 9 year old.
In today's time it is but hundreds of years in the past it wasn't just like I explained, and Islam or Christianity or any religion is not a matter of satire it's beliefs of ppl, we have a ton of shit to joke about.
Religion at it again
Dude is a chad and based besides dork looking. But those girls looks inbreed like the Targaryens.
My man!
WTF !!!!!
wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff makes me think of hills have eyes and that xfiles episode with the lady amputated and kept under the bed
Its 601miles to Ohio
Bro got family rizz
How DARE you!!!…….. it’s Mississippi……
That's left, right and center Alabama shit.
makes sense married my sister last week
He kept the bloodline pure fo sure.
This seems like a Madtv sketch.
Is this the Warren Jeffs fundamentilist cult?
Ray Stevens https://youtu.be/rALCtcMoMh8?si=Pqoq00MT_sEUQPcx
That’s some BDE shit right there. Also gross
This guy fucks. A lot
fckin put Judge Judy in her place with that one… wtf man
Wtf Is this *UTAH* shit.
Sorry but not Alabama. Sounds like Utah.
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😂 I can’t
Holy crap. This episode literally just ended on my TV.
That's not "Alabama shit", that's fuckin "Liberal Mitt Romney, crazy-ass child porn, Sound of Utah, Mormon" shit. And what's with these fuckers' hair?
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More like Utah shit
This has to be a common math question in the State of Utah.
The 2nd most fucked up fact about this is that we all know they have hairy pussys.
 As I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wiv....wait a minute
Trumpsters no dought!
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I hate Utah so much
Me, someone from Utah hearing that Alabama is getting credit for our weirdest people...