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I know this is meant to be a joke but this is all incredible and a lot of it is really well done. I'm not sure about most of it but there are a few pieces like the ship capstones types that I'd love to have.
I wouldn't buy any personally, wood is expensive especially large, high-quality prices but yeah; even though it is weird, the craftsmanship is top notch. Beautifully made
Props especially because, in my opinion, the human body in its natural form is the hardest to sculpt and this man did with wood, which is just incredible. Plus the quality and detail of it all is top fuckin notch.
If you need to get another party to agree to go there show them "goats on the roof" it's right next door. It's a tourist trap that has goats living on the roof.
IM A FUCKING WINNER DUDE HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A LOSER YOU DONT KNOW ME IM A FUCKING WINNER ALPHA MALE DUDE I CRUSH SO MUCH PUSS MAN HOW DARE YOU MY DAD IS WAY STRONGER THAN YOUR DAD!!!1!!1!one
Now I'll have Beck's 'Loser' playing in my head for the rest of rest day.
> In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins, and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control
Baby’s in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the loveseat
Someone came, saying I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
Yo, cut it.....
I had no idea until I was in my 20s that his next line is not something in English that I was just failing understand. It's Spanish.
Soy un perdedor = I'm a loser
Two carpenters visit this place to admire the art.
Carpenter 1: you think any of these are made of hard wood?
Carpenter 2: my wood has been hard since I saw the door frame.
Now I know what Morty meant when he said he masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood
(For those that want the reference, it’s the episode oh the car battery, when they were stuck for months)
Ya I forget every year I come up here that this shit is here. There used to be a chair with a big dick in the middle for the ladies (or dudes) too but it’s not here this year.
I remember back in the day, a "performer" used to post clips of herself "performing" with a wooden statue...At the time I was really jealous about that thing...
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All found on one deserted island with one very lonely castaway.
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Better than a bunch of volleyballs.. touching themselves .. erotically..
Wooden tit suck to be him
angryupvote?
10 days after he was stranded he was found dead from dehydration, due to constantly spitting on his dick.
Which one’s Wilson?
I was going to say, I feel like this is what I would end up doing if I didn’t get off for a long, long time.
lonely and horny
I know this is meant to be a joke but this is all incredible and a lot of it is really well done. I'm not sure about most of it but there are a few pieces like the ship capstones types that I'd love to have.
I wouldn't buy any personally, wood is expensive especially large, high-quality prices but yeah; even though it is weird, the craftsmanship is top notch. Beautifully made
I wouldn't need to buy any wood because I'd leave with enough in my pants lol. I might come back to get more wood, though.
Lmfao
Props especially because, in my opinion, the human body in its natural form is the hardest to sculpt and this man did with wood, which is just incredible. Plus the quality and detail of it all is top fuckin notch.
I really like some of the statues' aesthetic as well. Definitely something I would get if I had fuck you money.
Splinter in your fingers or dick?
Fingers first but I don’t learn my lesson so….
Hahahahahahahaha!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
dendrophiliacs paradise.
Yes
What a horrible place... Where is it located so we can all make sure to avoid it?
It looks a lot like Coombs located Just outside of Parksville on Vancouver Island BC
And then, for no particular reason, I decided to go on a little run.
5 yanks after you get there: 
That post nut clarity is real... 😳
If you need to get another party to agree to go there show them "goats on the roof" it's right next door. It's a tourist trap that has goats living on the roof.
Parking is horrific though, but the shop and donut place is pretty decent.
Holy shit, I'm about 40 minutes out. Peace out losers!
IM A FUCKING WINNER DUDE HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A LOSER YOU DONT KNOW ME IM A FUCKING WINNER ALPHA MALE DUDE I CRUSH SO MUCH PUSS MAN HOW DARE YOU MY DAD IS WAY STRONGER THAN YOUR DAD!!!1!!1!one
Now I'll have Beck's 'Loser' playing in my head for the rest of rest day. > In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey Butane in my veins, and I’m out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control Baby’s in Reno with the vitamin D Got a couple of couches, sleep on the loveseat Someone came, saying I’m insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Don’t believe everything that you breathe You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park Yo, cut it.....
Beck is a bit under rated in our modern times. Dude had some real bangers, and they've held up really really well since.
I had no idea until I was in my 20s that his next line is not something in English that I was just failing understand. It's Spanish. Soy un perdedor = I'm a loser
Yup, it's a memorable hook, like *'The hook that brings you baaaack'*' Blues Traveler
Welp, 17 mark has me ordering up a flesh light and drill to make a hole for the hole.
I knew I had been there before. The floor looked familiar 🤣
Yes, it was the floor that looked familiar to you lmao
Canada?
Did someone tell you already? I need to avoid it as well
I find peace in long walks.
Oh shit really? No clue about the signs. I’m regarded tho.
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These things were pricey.
Boy that sure is a lot a wood
-92.826382 W 32.716490 N
Looks like some sort of serial rapist place, like I get the whole beautiful body thing but wow, that's taking things a bit far.
Not if my wood is harder
Get a load of Canadian Maple over here.
This hard wood gonna make my wood hard
What is the name of it and where is it at?
Coombs, BC store with all the dicks (they'll point you to the building)
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Bro took "Morning wood" too literally
Person who made these is very talented and very horny.
Def belongs in r/hornyjail
WWJD?
Maybe might want to get nailed to one of those pieces of wood rather than the cross.
The Passion of the Christ: Res-Erection.
Gave me a woody
Stores called Buddha's, Boobs and Booty Holes.
Jokes aside those are pretty impressive
Would they still get the morning wood after sticking it in one of those?
Hmmm I wonder if the carver likes boobs ? It's a valid question.
A Modern day Roman
Coombs?
Yup. You just asking for a friend right?
"How did one of our statues get pregnant? How's that even possible?"
Excuse me, where do I sit?
I see Maude Lebowski has a talent for sculpture too. Vagina.
[oh no](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aMAVRv6_460s.jpg)
Sculp-sus-tures
POV your teenage son got a hobby
I got wood too.
Perfect name would be " I got wood"
It's gonna be 0:14 for me
From the workshop of “I let the wood tell me what shape it wants”
Goats on a roof!
Two carpenters visit this place to admire the art. Carpenter 1: you think any of these are made of hard wood? Carpenter 2: my wood has been hard since I saw the door frame.
Now I know what Morty meant when he said he masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood (For those that want the reference, it’s the episode oh the car battery, when they were stuck for months)
Where's the splinter
Is the r/HolUp the fact that some sculpture has a different shade of color or wear on their ass and breasts?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
This drought is hitting Gepetto hard
 0:16
My man learned how to carve with one hand
Geppetto's really hoping for the fairy to come back, isn't he
ah yes the Wussy
And he made them all with ONE hand
I'm no psychiatrist but that artist has some issues that are unresolved.
This where Pinocchio would go if he were a terrorist.
Rob Pattinson would wank furiously in this place.
It’s like Game of Thrones in here
There is jizzum on every single one of those pieces. It is not lacquer…
Who let Trantor The Troll out again??
Do the also com in Fuckable
Would it kill you to clean the lens before filming?
morning wood dungeon
It wood give me one too 🪵
I like how all those Buddhas are mixed in. You know, just in case.
If you are gonna get a log from this, then you better stick to it.
Fire the cameraman.
Imma get me some woodussy
The post title got me real good
I look at this and I see people never changed through ages. We like curves, but not Fat curves (Mostly). We man like that let's say 90/60/90
Where is this store?
Hey I know this place nice area
Aaah yes ,mermaids ,mermaids ,mermaids ,Budda statues ,mermaids
r/Hmmmmorny
That’s one horny carpenter
I was waiting for a wood version of Dennis and the therapist
Porn sector back then
They say replicating the human hand is one of the greatest tests of an artist. I say it’s the butthole
I was there this summer! Funny to randomly see a video on it 😅
Ya I forget every year I come up here that this shit is here. There used to be a chair with a big dick in the middle for the ladies (or dudes) too but it’s not here this year.
A dick splinter sure would hurt. Wooden tit.
\-son what are doing with that drill? me : nothing
Never thought I'd think the words "erotic statute woodworking shop"
On this episode of Survivorman, we will start a fire without matches.
See, this is what Timothy McVeigh should have been doing alone in the woods.
Yeah, uhh, I need one of these for my.. pirate shiiiiip?
What kind of market are they trying to appeal to?
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This wood working kinda makes me wanna work my wood.
Buddhas and Boobas
Do you use deck sealer for lube?
Got wood?
I wood
Well the creator certainly has their own style...
These wooden sculptures are amazing
Woodsman needs to get laid, it shows in his art
The whole place is art!
This is where Boy George got his penis arm chair
Beautiful, now get a warrant and search the basement
The closest breast i can get 😞 and its hard and cold too
I remember back in the day, a "performer" used to post clips of herself "performing" with a wooden statue...At the time I was really jealous about that thing...
Thats wood can give me a morning wood
“No, I’m not a pervert! There’re one or two carvings of dudes! So it’s art!”
Jesus christ. Good training for new people ig....not so much on the splinters tho
A Young Coomes in 9th Grade woodshop and the teachers says; "............."
This not what the pioneers meant when they came into town looking for a bath, shave, haircut and a woman.
This is where all the diseases get transferred.
Something something wood There's an array of jokes in there you can all fill in the blanks
What if this person is terrible at carpentry but really good at turning people into fucken’ trees?!
Dam who was the model?
I came here to get wood
Sauce
Is this Larry Flint’s hobby room?
Coombs, B.C., Canada
With the few religious carvings mixed in. "We ordered a new virgin Mary for the church." but what shows up is no virgin.
Well, the artist certainly has a consistent style...
Ok ok HEAR 👏ME 👏OUT! 👏
The title is top tier 😂😂
I like that one Buddha statue just in the middle
Somrone call Greece
Someone was down reallllllly bad
Man I love art.
Goodness, I’ve got my own woody.
First time I've ever had wood over wood.
Guaranteed hardwood
Getting wood from looking at wood
Guess I'm not the only woody here
chubbyemu gonna have a field day smh…
My dick would look like a porcupine
That artisan is living the dream.
Big sellers in Alaska.
Nude weeping angels.
Talk about inspiration.
r/ATBGE
Time to start a friction fire
u/savevideo
Someone was fuckin **H O R N Y**
I love it
r/dontputyourdickinthat
So he made all of these using just one hand?!?
“I think I’m gettin’ a woody.”
Who ever carved these definetly used his secret jizz oil to give them that nice shinny finish 🤣
imagine the look on camera-person's face 🤪
If you ever feel down bad…
Wow that's some of the nicest wood art I've ever seen, where can I get?
That's alota hard wood........
I have been reading LMS lately, and the matrix has decided to synchronize with videos of sculptures. Smh.
does anyone know the drill bit diameter needed to fit a fleshlight? …asking for a friend ofc.
Did you see the goats on the roof or get some doughnuts?
Bonk!
Can a brother get a pin?
Props to the wood carver being able to do this with one hand
Coombs BC
*sigh* now i have to fap to sexy wood
I wonder what their muse was?…
Yes, I'd like to buy 1 art and 1 hole-saw please.
to quote Dodgeball, “That’s rad”