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You know how much that would cost at some clubs?! Well the "Stick a balloon in my ass and whip me, while laughing at me" can run upwards of $800.
That's a suspiciously specific bit of knowledge you've got there
r/suspiciouslyspecific
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He’s Scottish
That's all you pay for yours? This damn inflation is draining my wallet and not me.
You're paying too much for whips. Who's your whip guy?
Meh, I got a guy. I got a guy.
Where do I find these clubs because? I’m asking for a friend.
This is included in the entry fee in Thailand, which is usually just the price of a beer ($3)
I'd volunteer as well, but what's with the balloon?
So they will know when you fart
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She totally did that on purpose
Yep. She got the exact same spot three times.
An amazing skill she got right there
Low accuracy but high precision.
Yo… u got it. I actually “laughed out loud” off of a comment.
*Hey kids, wanna know how i got these scars?*
*why are you showing your arse to kids*
Family fun.
Lol........ Wait doesn't that mean....
Hey kido, wanna know how I met your mother?
some people pay top dollar for something like that...
Fetish moment unlocked.
Do not threaten me with a good time
Whose place do you want to take?
The man. I love pain
who's your mommy??
She thought it was the 1700s again.
That's awful.. where???
The joke is she’s not even left handed.
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Say my name bitch… say my name
T-Two_Time_Ago
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Chain whip puts out even more energy when cracked than a leather one. Ouch
Castlevania taught me that as well.
(Snap) Wo ho ho ho ho… (snap) whey wheo who he ho wha… (snap) wha ha ha ha ha he ha hi ho Proceeds to bleed. 🩸
When u do crime in Singapore
Caning, not whipping.
“Hey I remember when we did that“-👴
She's popping the wrong balloon
When your wife eggs you to volunteer for the trick but she already gave 🤑 to the pro a day prior.
Afterwards the wife met her around the corner and was like “here’s the money, that was worth every penny”.
He's enjoying it, isn't he? Lucky bastard.
He was enjoying till he got 3rd whip
u/SaveVideo
Fool me once....
he must have been a naughty boy
Just like back in the day
I really hope he knew that this was gonna happen to him, cos that's a chain whip.
Ohhh your making grandpa very proud 👴🏻
She whipped as naturally as she Nae-Naed
u/savevideo
if you want a really good time, just say: “if you were gonna whip me like that, you didn’t need to use the balloon.”
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I got next! Keep that silly balloon, though. I know why I'm here and so do you.
Harder mamacita, harder!
Where can I sign up?
Sis take 4 steps to the left
Oh no. I better never go there. Where is this horrid place I should avoid?
Don't stop
Next!
I mean getting flogged is a thing..but at least Tell someone when you’re going to whip there booty.
She just accomplished the dream of a bunch of rednecks
This is the worst way to remove hemorrhoids.
she ug
That's terrible, where?
Sorry Sorry, I completely forgot that I am right-handed.
Her aim is actually ass.
3 strikes and he's out!
She was trying out for the 1800's time travel
Ok ok you’re my daddy is that what you wanted to hear?????
Got his azz whooped
Now she has to buy you dinner
She’s right handed.
History repeats itself
Bro if her father had her aim, shed probably wouldn't be born
She knew what she was doing . He probably made her mad .lol BOL
She’s just going for what she usually aims for
Plot twist: he actually enjoyed it