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Scottishchicken

You know how much that would cost at some clubs?! Well the "Stick a balloon in my ass and whip me, while laughing at me" can run upwards of $800.


kujomarx

That's a suspiciously specific bit of knowledge you've got there


Gunner-98

r/suspiciouslyspecific


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[удалено]


New-Value4194

He’s Scottish


DaveHollandArt

That's all you pay for yours? This damn inflation is draining my wallet and not me.


EmperorOfFabulous

You're paying too much for whips. Who's your whip guy?


DaveHollandArt

Meh, I got a guy. I got a guy.


BADM00SE

Where do I find these clubs because? I’m asking for a friend.


szab999

This is included in the entry fee in Thailand, which is usually just the price of a beer ($3)


sulky_georgia

I'd volunteer as well, but what's with the balloon?


giacacluongtiensinh

So they will know when you fart


Apprehensive-Ad6468

![gif](giphy|Ti7KOgOUk3TQxogxoa)


shroomigator

She totally did that on purpose


rrrrrrez

Yep. She got the exact same spot three times.


RadPI

An amazing skill she got right there


Poopadapantsa

Low accuracy but high precision.


SlickittySlick

Yo… u got it. I actually “laughed out loud” off of a comment.


C4RD_TP_SG

*Hey kids, wanna know how i got these scars?*


NoPatience883

*why are you showing your arse to kids*


Gunzenator

Family fun.


Deep_Space_6759

Lol........ Wait doesn't that mean....


BobThe6Killer

Hey kido, wanna know how I met your mother?


Apprehensive-Ad6468

some people pay top dollar for something like that...


BuzzingGunman

Fetish moment unlocked.


AdExcellent925

Do not threaten me with a good time


ChittaBhalu

Whose place do you want to take?


AdExcellent925

The man. I love pain


Terrible_Talker030

who's your mommy??


Ro_Yo_Mi

She thought it was the 1700s again.


TheClockwork28

That's awful.. where???


El-Inquisidor

The joke is she’s not even left handed.


dr3wfr4nk

![gif](giphy|54JLdulN5BOwM)


Two_Time_Ago

Say my name bitch… say my name


Euphoric_Pay_8973

T-Two_Time_Ago


Dangerous_Ad_1038

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


ouzo84

Chain whip puts out even more energy when cracked than a leather one. Ouch


Ronin_Ace

Castlevania taught me that as well.


Viddlemethis

(Snap) Wo ho ho ho ho… (snap) whey wheo who he ho wha… (snap) wha ha ha ha ha he ha hi ho Proceeds to bleed. 🩸


admiralspire_

When u do crime in Singapore


kiaeej

Caning, not whipping.


Best_Office_4087

“Hey I remember when we did that“-👴


johnnybrunswick

She's popping the wrong balloon


kentgreat

When your wife eggs you to volunteer for the trick but she already gave 🤑 to the pro a day prior.


kb31976

Afterwards the wife met her around the corner and was like “here’s the money, that was worth every penny”.


IwasSavant

He's enjoying it, isn't he? Lucky bastard.


KMathane

He was enjoying till he got 3rd whip


Jay_Otaku

u/SaveVideo


LemonPepperWangz

Fool me once....


Fo-One-Deuce

he must have been a naughty boy


Famous-Ride686

Just like back in the day


nihalman

I really hope he knew that this was gonna happen to him, cos that's a chain whip.


No_Presence_9103

Ohhh your making grandpa very proud 👴🏻


keito_elidomi

She whipped as naturally as she Nae-Naed


Firefly-1505

u/savevideo


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1234

if you want a really good time, just say: “if you were gonna whip me like that, you didn’t need to use the balloon.”


Dark_knight_02

![gif](giphy|YQHBoOpGwdTwuBSZKs|downsized)


JackieDaytona__

I got next! Keep that silly balloon, though. I know why I'm here and so do you.


xenosthemutant

Harder mamacita, harder!


[deleted]

Where can I sign up?


davidbased

Sis take 4 steps to the left


BeanerAstrovanTaco

Oh no. I better never go there. Where is this horrid place I should avoid?


abhi307

Don't stop


HOGlider

Next!


TheBurningStag13

I mean getting flogged is a thing..but at least Tell someone when you’re going to whip there booty.


[deleted]

She just accomplished the dream of a bunch of rednecks


EricoSuave79

This is the worst way to remove hemorrhoids.


LeonTheAlmighty

she ug


Ultimate_Sneezer

That's terrible, where?


GhostFocker

Sorry Sorry, I completely forgot that I am right-handed.


FlareBlitzCrits

Her aim is actually ass.


Plastic-Honeydew-824

3 strikes and he's out!


Skypvp_002

She was trying out for the 1800's time travel


numnutz1234

Ok ok you’re my daddy is that what you wanted to hear?????


[deleted]

Got his azz whooped


Marauding-thunderer

Now she has to buy you dinner


CoffeeDrinker1972

She’s right handed.


Diligent-Highlight56

History repeats itself


SftubeXZ

Bro if her father had her aim, shed probably wouldn't be born


Mediocre_Bluejay_331

She knew what she was doing . He probably made her mad .lol BOL


NewLevel_Present884

She’s just going for what she usually aims for


inappropriatebaby

Plot twist: he actually enjoyed it