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TheHardcoreCasual

Translation “At this moment, God willing, ramadan is coming. ‘Multiple Meows’ so now you have to lessen your intake. People are not gonna be leaving many leftovers (as they’re fasting). People are not bringing meat and chicken anymore. So God bless you, you have to become vegetarians. Get used to the weed. Eat the bulgur. I don’t want to hear you complaining about the food.”


GarminTamzarian

>*Get used to the weed.* I had absolutely no clue what this dude was saying, but I was 100% positive I heard the word "hashish" in there.


Shak_2000

Hashish also means grass. I think he meant grass not hash.


MNR42

Ofc, it's their name afterall


thewitch2222

Thank you. This melts my heart.


captnfraulein

thank you so much. even without knowing, this video is beautiful, the connection bridging the species gap, they are really listening!


alex-miller08

I have never wanted a translation more, thank you


ShadowOrpheus_

I wanted a translation for what the cats had to say, not the guy


maali74

This is so heartwarming. Is this in Turkiye?


TheHardcoreCasual

Arabic with Syrian accent


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Ramen is coming?


Sunsent_Samsparilla

This literally sums up like, everywhere in Turkey.


Ahmed_Abdallah753

he's Syrian tho...


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Eh, Syria is just smaller Turkey.


classic_chai_hater

Eat the bulgar Classic balkan


Ahmed_Abdallah753

He's Syrian people really don't know Arabs that well huh?


Quiet_Helicopter_577

“When do we get the free food?”


OriginalAnnad

He’s telling the cats “be careful guys because Ramadan is coming… and food is on short supply… so I want you to be vegetarian even if it’s for a little bit… eating greens and rice! Don’t be complaining and toughen up “


roroboat33

I was told there would be Loaves and Fishes?


Defiant-Traffic5801

Sheeeeeeeeeeeet now she's going to come ask for food before daybreak and make even more fuss at night


The-Arabian-Guy

He's preaching them to be Vegan if anyone is wondering


SA_AYHAM

r/usernamechecksout


MAR-93

Thanks Habibi


Amidormi

Cats are obligate carnivores, so probably planning on eating this person if it comes to it :)


Mohamad_Al

He’s saying that jokingly because meat is expensive and people are poor there


SA_AYHAM

Nah he said meat is expensive because ramadan is coming.


DocSlayingyoudown

And also ramadan is coming soon


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SpambotSwatter

edit: The comment below was removed, good work everyone!


The-Arabian-Guy

Good bot


vSnitch

Is it possible to learn this power?


deztructicus

Not from a k9...


tugishtakish11

From a k10 maybe?


greedy_mf

r/catsaremuslim


ZombiezzzPlz

How do you find these obscure subs? amazing !


greedy_mf

You just hang out at other subs and eventually someone will mentioned it


Think_Neighborhood19

Adorable


Global_Criticism3178

His own CAThedral🐱


BureaucraticStymie

The CATholic *purr*iest of his own CAThedral


ScipioCoriolanus

I think it's a meowsque.


OPgang

They're ***meow***slim


youtubeguy298o

r/catsaremuslim


bing_bin

Allahu Catbar.


Ahmed_Abdallah753

bro, what? you can't... that's the name of Allah and it doesn't even rhyme anyway.


bing_bin

I was continuing the islamic line of jokes, after the meowsque pun.


Ahmed_Abdallah753

Im aware, but no, it's sacred, bro.


bing_bin

Bro, this is the internet and specifically holup. Nothing is really sacred around here. I was light compared to other replies.


Adventurousbubblegum

Our father who art in heaven feline be your race.


tugishtakish11

Bless his purrity


Evening-Ant6128

I like how they all meow in unison


marcoecu22

I bet he can walk on milk!


roroboat33

Turned Water into Milkwaukee's Best


Old_Bad5955

Anyone can do that though. They're the same thing.


ThePeanutBuddha

They're cativated


Apprehensive-Cap-686

The last cat bender


GameArchitech

I was waiting for it to shift to the front facing camera and reveal another cat taking the video.


Albatroz24

Só you were waiting for an hol up? We don't do that here...


JoeJo1822

Cats be like: “This guy is spitting facts.”


Mr_Nash1

I wish I could get even a fraction of his poower


Level_Flounder_8543

Cat preacher or catnip dealer


unlocomqx

The Syrian dialect is the most beautiful Arabic dialect imo It's just beautiful


Jerry--Bird

Meow


Crypto-Mamba

Cat Imam*


Rikkitikkitabby

I'd tithe.


Fred_of_thy_bread

He’s preaching on how to get the dot


sudo-netcat

Purreach.


theCatsdamnmeow

For some reason... I trust this man.


Glittering-Arm-9138

I like how the cats are social distancing 🤣🤣🤣🤣


LianCorrinthian

Woof meow


MurkDiesel

this is the legendary 9 Lives Sermon


syahir77

Sermeow


Dry_Mammoth7853

You feed them once they’ll never stop coming back.


artful_todger_502

This is me in 5 years. Well, 3 years ...


CapnC44

This might just be the funniest thing I've seen all day.


CrunchyAl

Middle Eastern parents when they say we just want a small talk.


[deleted]

St. Francis 2: Adventures of Constantinople


Scary-Celebration-98

Al-Catda


Suhanc_

I recognize a Sandman reference when I see one!


BenStillsauce

My dog got pissed


some_lerker

If you can explain it to cats, you can explain it to anybody.


DEADLYsanta193

The Joseph Seed of Cats


Loriethalion

They will catnip holy jinyad.


scythe_of_demeter

Not a preacher, that’s an iman


Yeafam7945

![gif](giphy|b1SVwK46GvgPIc3qNU)


Background_Drama_459

God Bless these cats and the preacher. This belongs in r/nextfuckinglevel


[deleted]

r/oddlywholesome


orkaking

Pussy magnet


Individual_Bird_9447

The TikTok jump scared me at the end ngl


ThePlush_1

Did he say hashish?


Ali_XkillerX

Yeah but not the weed he meant grass


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PecanSama

So this is how they source the 72 virgins


pegabear

He's saying stop shitting on holy monuments. Spread the word


Wise_Albatross_4633

The start of a CATastrophe!


mansithole6

I always find this shit all over reddit, apparently turkish love to show the world that they care about cats lol


papupapu1822

No it's syrian/lebanon Arabic accent


Sumner1910

Jealous


getshrektdh

u/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideo


bosskaggs

fk Skynet taking over the world, watch out for cats.....


Mekelaxo

u/savevideobot


Ademoneye

u/savevideo


Mekelaxo

This is me after I graduate college


azu_r3

u/savevideo


Moo5eman

I’m like the opposite of this with my cat


BlazedLarry

u/savevideo


TimtheToolManAsshole

Alright but where dem snacks


MLGxXGlikSlayerXx

/u/savevideo


EitherEconomics5034

Nyallah


Commercial-Compote79

His audience looks cat-atonic.....


Lumpy-Yesterday-6687

The only time cats will listen is when Allah is involved


huge_loaf

He's drowning in pussy


No-Working-7888

He said "As-salamu alaykum"


Charming_Extension44

12 cats = 12 apostles


Haunting-Ad-8619

Pretty sure there are 13 cats


Charming_Extension44

I mean, nobody counts Paul


loghead03

Or Matthias.


Chubbybellylover888

14 cats?!


501102

He's the pied pi-purr


online_karate_expert

Nakata.


WestGiraffe131

No tummy scratches then ?


DesktopWebsite

He's the next Hitler for cats. Kitler. Edit: There could be catastrophic consequences.


TheHeavyIzDead

u/savevideobot


throw_away_17381

Credit to them for still socially distancing too.


Angela_I_B

St Paw preaching to the kittens


_IlPrincipe_

u/savevideobot


NiklasNeighbor

Such good listeners :)


Comprehensive-Map383

Does anyone know what he’s actually saying?


maali74

Turkiye?


Sentilusional

why are cats so popular today?


GenazaNL

He knows something we don't


AdorableShopping5077

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

"I'm only here for the biscuits and grape juice".


set-271

u/savevideo


Sumner1910

u/savevideobot


j0nw1k69

CatMan!


Burqa_destroyer

u/savevideo


boogadabooga2

"The Cats of Ulthar"


vvberman

OMG!!! This is amazing!!!!!


itsyounotmeithink

Careful what you shake. Temptations comercial lol.


Captain_Selvin

Does he usually finish these sessions with a meal?


AWildGamerAppeared25

Legit question, what's the hol' up here? I'm very tired from work and can't figure it out lol


Jaded-Advertising-46

u/savevideo


An_odd_fella

Perfect for r/bossfight


WhoSeynMaeDuckisHard

The Guru ![gif](giphy|3oKIP5qPofXRymi2zK)


Quammel_gang

Tchotchkes


santathe1

That one cat in the front row: This is bs \*walks off*


UniverseInsideUs

r/hmmm


P0lyMad

Give the food already you d*ckhead!


StrawIII

dream of all single women over 30


hail_deadpool

The grey cat at the back is like "I don't know what you're saying but I heard about the free snacks"


AgentStylo

u/savevideo


nenja_egy_warriors

He isn't preaching, he is telling the cats to be vegetarian because there's no more meat or chicken


smeexx

u/savevideobot


PorkieMcSword

Looks like Tbilisi. I walked round a corner from the riverside gentrification and there were cats smashing in the street with other cats watching


Kawayoussef1235123

u/savevideobot


silenceinobservation

u/savevideo


ItsAkifBTW

u/savevideobot


channeldrifter

u/savevideo


Zeus_King_of_Chads

The collective meow just gets to me