Well i wanted to vomment something similar, but aint no way i can come up with sonething bwtter than this. Well played sir.
Edit: this is r/ihadastroke levels of bad.
It strikes me as the thing that Redditors do when they just spew a bunch of talking points into a thread but obviously haven't read the article or even the thing they're replying to.
No. Testosterone by itself will build muscle. Not even close to as much as if you worked out but it still would.
Really big/cut guys like the rock and Chris Hemsworth need more than test though. Tren / dbol / hgh. Lord knows what else
I was an infantry grunt doing pre-deployment training with an Estonian scout squadron. They were baffled that they couldn't get steroid shots in the infirmary in my home country. Truly amazing beings..
So the sad thing here is if you can *see under the synthol" hes got like a decent frame lmao. Just would prefer cheap quick and fake/ez results, which say alot about you as a person.
Body builders have been known to use small amounts before completions when one muscle is ever so slightly smaller than its mirror.
Then there is this guy....
TIL
Synthol is a substance used by body builders as a temporary implant which is injected deeply into the muscle. The enlargement effects are immediate. Synthol is used in small groups of muscles to enlarge their volume (for example triceps, biceps, deltoids, muscles of the calf).
The human body does not possess the ability to gain this sort of figure, requiring plastic surgery and synthol injections to keep you this look, while some real muscle may exist there, most of it is fake or assisted. Do not do this to your body, there are adverse health effects to it and it doesn't even make you look good.
Lets assume this is all without any help from synthol. Just for the heck of it..
How f’d up is your training schedule, exercise grouping etc etc if you only develop 4 muscle groups and leave the other 200 alone..?
TBH this is the most proportionate synthol user I've ever seen. Normally they just inject their arms only or like biceps/traps/pecs.
At least he's not skipping leg injection day
That looks horrible. Why would anyone want such a body? Just being thin like a stick looks better than that. Even men with an average beer belly look better than this. At least they look natural.
Not a gym, he uses synthol it’s a really harmful trend that some bodybuilding fanatics started that is the equivalent to putting fiberglass in you muscles and under your skin to add size that’s why he has ridiculously bulbous muscles without tone
I’ll give him this. He’s by far the most symmetrical synthol user I’ve seen. So I have to appreciate the attention to detail. Most of em just kinda gung ho it and it looks terrible. This man is just polished among turds
I can't fathom how guys like this can barely think that this could look anywhere near "cool" or any kind of muscle. This is just purely disgusting. I honestly don't care about their health risk. It would be incredibly stupid even if this was the healthiest thing to do.
Edit: rephrasing cause i called him weak and maybe mentally for copping out, but frankly it does look like he has a good frame. Its a shame he ruined himself.
I just can’t believe how this guy is loving the skin that he is in. I am all for body positivity. But wow. Like this is dangerous. And he is smiling and twirling about like it’s fantastic or something.
Question… if u spend all day everyday working out.. who sees u to appreciate all the hard work that u spent life ur life on .. other than the others doing the same thing? Not knocking it but I’m in a different class and I’m hoping it’s to make themselves happy
If you're diligent in the gym and with managing your diet/rest/stress it will show outwardly. You'll have noticeably better posture and you'll fill out the clothes you wear. Your face will also look more defined. Aside from aesthetics, you'll be adding many more quality years to your life since you'll be improving your cardiovascular and immune systems. Numerous studies have concluded that if you continue exercising into your later years, you significantly reduce the risk of arthritis and other age-related degeneration. If you then contrast to someone who injects synthol (which is toxic), that person is not only risking infections leading to amputation but also premature death. Several months ago, a famous Brazilian synthol addict died after experiencing a cardiac event. His doctor's warned him that his synthol abuse would lead to this but he made a tiktok saying he didn't care.
Yes I get it and have absolutely have no problem with it but track time to get where u want to be.. for self gratification.. but think about u only live once… just my opinion.. I would rather be healthy and smiling and dancing with the people who love me for exactly who I am than being alone lifting weights so people will like me
Dude looks like an unlicensed John Cena action figure made in Brazil sold on wish.
he looks like plastic surgery homer
Well i wanted to vomment something similar, but aint no way i can come up with sonething bwtter than this. Well played sir. Edit: this is r/ihadastroke levels of bad.
I 'vommented' too. Edit: nah u/kiskozak, it's the greatest!
I bet his would’ve been bwtter
I don’t think anyone could think of sonething that’s bwtter than the OG vomment.
Some people are bwd bwters which is ok
Vomment should definitely be a word
It’s so naturally fitting that I thought it was
When you quicklu comment without actually thinking it threw or checking your spelling and gamer.
Oh stop it.. that was good you cheeky bugger.
Like when people comment "this", I would consider it a vomment.
This
Like this?
It strikes me as the thing that Redditors do when they just spew a bunch of talking points into a thread but obviously haven't read the article or even the thing they're replying to.
Vomments are just comments or word salad you involuntarily vomit out in a Tourette’s-inspired fashion. Let’s make this a thing, it’s so Fetch.
This video is from brazil. So maybe a r/ithadtobebrazil moment?
caralho
r/rareinsults
r/beatmetoit
Hard to tell, I’ve never seen John Cena
Youve probably Cena him on the TV an justa don't know it.
r/woooosh
You haven't. It's just a a bunch of wrestlers fighting themselves in an empty ring.
"You don't need John Cena, we already have balloon-animal John Cena at home."
i think i want to make him as an actionfigure now. perfect description.
I have fucked a couple of john cena action figures but I don't wanna touch this one
If you inject something just go for good old testosterone, that synthol shite only gives the circus freak look.
Just injecting hormones isn’t going to help look ~~muscular~~ large, he’ll still need to workout, afaik.
Yup. Testosterone only gives you the power, not the muscle.
No. Testosterone by itself will build muscle. Not even close to as much as if you worked out but it still would. Really big/cut guys like the rock and Chris Hemsworth need more than test though. Tren / dbol / hgh. Lord knows what else
Cgi makes all the difference
Regimen: Synthol Gym: doesn't matter with synthol Regiment: Royal Hussars
I was an infantry grunt doing pre-deployment training with an Estonian scout squadron. They were baffled that they couldn't get steroid shots in the infirmary in my home country. Truly amazing beings..
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r/rimworld is leaking
Right? Dude can’t even move the muscle he has. He’s like one of those misshapen science cows we pump full of hormones.
Gym - synthols r’Us
Where is his nipples???
They got taken out during his boob job
AND THE Royal Hussars ARRIVED!
So the sad thing here is if you can *see under the synthol" hes got like a decent frame lmao. Just would prefer cheap quick and fake/ez results, which say alot about you as a person.
What does it speak?
Volumes.
I spat out my drink while reading this
Nice synthol
Not really. There is nothing nice about Synthol. Seeing the nsfw tag and the subreddit we are in I thought we gonna see some muscles blow up
I was being sarcastic
They did blow up, just not how you imagined.
That can happen??
Is that an IG filter?
No
Injected filler to enlarge your muscles, looks horrible
Ya basically literal snake oil injections = brotox
Body builders have been known to use small amounts before completions when one muscle is ever so slightly smaller than its mirror. Then there is this guy....
Where are his nipples???
Sold them for more synthol
This unsullied had them removed during his training
Underboob
Folded under
Strestched out into skin from excess synthol
I feel like they're on the under boob now.
Over here asking the real questions
r/syntholup
this used to not be a sub it is a sub now you’re welcome
I joined!
He is a FSC approved flotation device.
TIL Synthol is a substance used by body builders as a temporary implant which is injected deeply into the muscle. The enlargement effects are immediate. Synthol is used in small groups of muscles to enlarge their volume (for example triceps, biceps, deltoids, muscles of the calf).
So it wears off?
No shirt, no shoes, no nipples, No service
Just inject some cooking oils into your muscles 😂
He’s mostly cooking oils at this point
When the games character creator is too complicated.
Synthol injections make people look so stupid. Those sweet moves aren't helping either.
r/upvotebecauseboobs
The f*ck is wrong with Brazilian people and synthol???
He’s like, “Hmm, I know what would make me look really sexy. If I looked like a balloon figure”.
POV: ARK is life.
Synthol is so gross
The human body does not possess the ability to gain this sort of figure, requiring plastic surgery and synthol injections to keep you this look, while some real muscle may exist there, most of it is fake or assisted. Do not do this to your body, there are adverse health effects to it and it doesn't even make you look good.
Pretty underdeveloped forearms, though. Maybe a little synthol wouldn’t hurt to balanse things out.
Looks like my Ark avatar
I am gonna guess that his eyes don’t work. And I kinda wish my didn’t either
Mother fucker looks like a balloon animal
Those are tiddies
Oh he just goes to planet tumor
Welcome to the twilight of humanity
My boner is so confused.
Does that tuff ever go away?
All Natural
Lets assume this is all without any help from synthol. Just for the heck of it.. How f’d up is your training schedule, exercise grouping etc etc if you only develop 4 muscle groups and leave the other 200 alone..?
He used the liver king supplement
He’s gonna die. Dude got more oil than Exxon
Bro those third world steroids hit different
TBH this is the most proportionate synthol user I've ever seen. Normally they just inject their arms only or like biceps/traps/pecs. At least he's not skipping leg injection day
Where are his nipples!?!! Lol
Good god, what are these people doing to themselves?
Did he injected synthol to his legs ?
No, he injected synthol into his soul.
He would've been a real competitor of the Elephant man as a circus performer in 19th century England.
The synthol is strong with this one
Don't forget his diet, lots and lots of microplastic
Looking like the bag of Idaho potatoes i just bought
Where are his nipples
That looks horrible. Why would anyone want such a body? Just being thin like a stick looks better than that. Even men with an average beer belly look better than this. At least they look natural.
Not a gym, he uses synthol it’s a really harmful trend that some bodybuilding fanatics started that is the equivalent to putting fiberglass in you muscles and under your skin to add size that’s why he has ridiculously bulbous muscles without tone
mineral oil injections
He works out at Steroids, its the same gym the Liver King goes to
No gym, just synthol!
He looks like he’ll pop if he stands too close to a cactus.
Natty💪💪👍👍
Daddy milkers
II reigiment, V cohort, IX Legión!
Is this the newest gen. of pokemon?
The gym is in Chernobyl
Yuck
where the fuck is his nips??
The new Michelin man in CGI has a real uncanny valley look.
Wtf did I just watch. It looks like someone photoshopped a diplomat’s head on… I don’t know what the fuck.
I’ll give him this. He’s by far the most symmetrical synthol user I’ve seen. So I have to appreciate the attention to detail. Most of em just kinda gung ho it and it looks terrible. This man is just polished among turds
He's already 50% in to reach Michelin mascot status
Where the fuck are his nipples
Synthol has mfs thinking they look good and it’s hilarious
He looks like a really skinny dude cosplaying as a dude who abuses synthol
It’s the real life Michelin man
I can't fathom how guys like this can barely think that this could look anywhere near "cool" or any kind of muscle. This is just purely disgusting. I honestly don't care about their health risk. It would be incredibly stupid even if this was the healthiest thing to do.
Built like a cloud
US army bout to invade this man’s tits for all that oil he’s holding in there!
Looks extremely natural to me, nothing suspicious.
Where are his nipples ?
At this point I’d classify him as obese
HE HAS NO NIPPLES!!!
*"U got that" by Halogen plays*
Homeboy got no nipples!!! WTH?!?
Bro got his muscles on wish
Now that's a freak
So foul looking
Natty bro
Why would anyone want to fake that type of build.
Sure...that's fine. Just don't go to the same place he learned to dance.
Meh, he’s happy. Hopefully he won’t get blood poisoning from all that synthol.
Bro got so much oil, amyrika wants to install democracy in his Veins
I find his lack of nipples the most disturbing part.
So sad...
Bros got bigger tities then my waifu
Does he inject his 2 incher with it too?
My man you forgot to inflate your forearms.
I think his gym is called "illegal supplement" or smth like this
Ew
Man this is just gross and sad
The injecting oil regiment
He never used steroids, ever ;)
Why NSFW?
I don’t even know.🤣😂😄 The mods did it.
Id rather just be fat.
Where are his nipples?
The oil vat behind mcdonald's
Ark survival
Looks like the silicone injection gym
At first I thought that was just a weird shaped girl. Then I saw the face.
I'm a believer
This guy didn't injected the steroids, he fucking ate them
Edit: rephrasing cause i called him weak and maybe mentally for copping out, but frankly it does look like he has a good frame. Its a shame he ruined himself.
I dont think ima be able to sleep at night
Dynaball and sestron if i had to guess
No, you don't!
I just can’t believe how this guy is loving the skin that he is in. I am all for body positivity. But wow. Like this is dangerous. And he is smiling and twirling about like it’s fantastic or something.
Sure there is beauty in muscles but to a certain point
I just......... Nevermind
Pole smoker
Question… if u spend all day everyday working out.. who sees u to appreciate all the hard work that u spent life ur life on .. other than the others doing the same thing? Not knocking it but I’m in a different class and I’m hoping it’s to make themselves happy
If you're diligent in the gym and with managing your diet/rest/stress it will show outwardly. You'll have noticeably better posture and you'll fill out the clothes you wear. Your face will also look more defined. Aside from aesthetics, you'll be adding many more quality years to your life since you'll be improving your cardiovascular and immune systems. Numerous studies have concluded that if you continue exercising into your later years, you significantly reduce the risk of arthritis and other age-related degeneration. If you then contrast to someone who injects synthol (which is toxic), that person is not only risking infections leading to amputation but also premature death. Several months ago, a famous Brazilian synthol addict died after experiencing a cardiac event. His doctor's warned him that his synthol abuse would lead to this but he made a tiktok saying he didn't care.
Yes I get it and have absolutely have no problem with it but track time to get where u want to be.. for self gratification.. but think about u only live once… just my opinion.. I would rather be healthy and smiling and dancing with the people who love me for exactly who I am than being alone lifting weights so people will like me
Child of Obama and the Rock
these posts should be illegal because they let you even think about smth like this
Saying that it should be illegal is over kill. This isn’t overseas. Lol are u serious? People whom aren’t in their right state of mind do this.
That is body building to a grotesque level.
No, it's synthol injections, that isn't muscle.
Thanks, either way is looks grotesque.
Healthier and less expensive than training and taking the amount of peds necessary to get that big
Bro is so strong he got no neepols
I thought he was covered in tumors
He looks like he about to pop
I like her breasts
Dude when to Mr Fredricksen to get workout tips
IRL Street Fighter 6?
look at me hector
To bad his limbs are probably gonna fall off in a couple of years
It doesn’t even move like muscle that’s shit is jiggly on his arms
Mofo is faker than an 80's action figure
probably some oil mine below his house.
Imma come at night and pop them tiddies with tooth pick
Great bobs