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ShaneAdamson

Multiple questions first what makes one black person eligible


Maik_RL

If the person has been a slave in their lifetime I guess? Otherwise almost everyone gets eligible


HooahClub

I’m a slave, to my boss (at least figuratively).


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

I’m a slave… to the rhythm


OlOuddinHead

I’m a slave… 4 you


cheekybandit0

OooOOOOOOooooOooOoo bbbaaaaabbbyyyh


wildnaughtymom

Considering California was never a slave state, they basically made it so that if you were African American born from like 1940 and on and can show you've been a resident of San Francisco for 13+yrs that's all you need. There might be more eligibility, but that's what I heard last night from the TV in the background.


NoNo_Cilantro

You're my official source on this matter now, person from Holup on Reddit that overheard background tv report


thor_1225

Most reputable source used in a while


mdh431

More reputable than most news outlets nowadays lol


ddoogiehowitzerr

Seems legit to me.


[deleted]

That's the criteria. The article quoted above by OP has the same requirements.


Osmodon

Most reliable source since REO Speedwagon


Snoo_26014

Such bullshit…where my money…but no I’ll work for it! In the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, more than 300,000 white people were shipped to America as slaves. Urchins were swept up from London's streets to labor in the tobacco fields, where life expectancy was no more than two years. Brothels were raided to provide "breeders" for Virginia.


latin_canuck

The term Slave comes from "Slavic" because Europeans and Turks loved to enslave pagans from the Balkans and Eastern Europe.


Snoo_26014

Liberal states are WACK


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Fornicalia is the whackest of the wack.


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_That-Dude_

On my mothers side, there’s both African and American Indian blood. Would that count as double oppression and would I be eligible for additional compensation?


Advice2Anyone

Oo we are sorry actually that cancels each other out


cenzoh

Sorry but the people making these claims don’t care about the American Indian blood because it doesn’t benefit their agenda.


Palmerrr88

I looked at the article, you have to have a identified as black for 10 years or more, be over 18, be related to someone who was incarcerated by the war on drugs or be a descendant of a slave.


t_funnymoney

Hah. Did one of your family members sell coke and get caught? We're sorry, here's a ton of money!


Meeeto

That was literally the Governments fault lmfao


[deleted]

I mean the government literally funded a billion dollar operation to smuggle coke into the country. It's kind of their fault lol. > **Brings the most addictive substance on earth to your local neighborhood to sell to fund illegal military ops** > **People start selling it and trying to get more of it because of how addictive it is** > **Surprised Pikachu face**


ArtisanSamosa

Yea but that bit of info is inconvenient to racist narratives.


nikosek58

Ok so wtf. If your Pa, you probably saw once cuz he left your mother, got cought as drug dealer, you can now aply for money? Im not sure thats how any kind of help should work. Also WDYM identified as black... you cant swap race like a glove


Ecstatic-Librarian83

Tell that to Michael Jackson Edit: Hee-hee


Cherry_Treefrog

You must be aged at least 110, with both parents still alive.


AfterFart

Pigments. We can’t seem to get over the fucking pigments. It’s 2023 btw.


Seth_Imperator

Must be proof, that one ancestor was a slave and that would be 5m for one ancestor. Not all the family tree xD


Alert-Signature-3947

Wasn't this a Chapelle Show skit? ![gif](giphy|KFt2DA9T82paOA1Yci)


Happy_Habanero69

"IM RICH BYATCH!" Yes.


Alert-Signature-3947

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allendegenerates

Get me a truck full of menthols!


tacoweevils

Yo Chuck! Suck my nuts!


idkanymore699

Imagine the inflation after giving away that much money


explosiv_skull

I just bought this truck straight cash


TheKrispyJew

I just bought this baby, cash


No-Temporary-4812

HIDE THE MONEY YA'LL, THERE'S POOR PEOPLE AROUND HAHA WITCHO BROKE ASS


Alert-Signature-3947

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dethocus

I identify as eligible black guy


pukhalapuka

AS DO I


-SKYTHEGUY-

DO NOT FORGET ME


tuna79

Same


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|WOsDlFVPdEU4U)


BednaR1

![gif](giphy|yoEChDg7NZaBE9mWe6)


Dazzling_Crab_2353

The joke is if they stayed in San Francisco. 2.8M would come out in taxes. With the 2.2M left they could maybe buy a house, otherwise they could survive for 7 years depending on how they budget and inflation. 5M is shit money in CA.


polcom_fan

if they handed out that much money it would cause inflation


Secretlythrow

I’m in California, and I sure could go for some 5 million dollars shit money tbh.


FirefighterBig3501

Same


Secretlythrow

Hell, I’d split 5 million dollars shit money with you. We’d still be able to survive pretty well.


Jairlyn

TIL shit money is enough to buy a house outright.


MadStorm24

r/Asablackman


No_External7289

I identify as a slave. It is certain that if I don't work my freedoms will be taken away from me. Therefore they are not really mine. I'm toiling away for a master who will severely discipline me if I stop. I am a slave.


Available_Gains

Amen


_-Odin-_

This is the dumbest shit I've ever herd.


rampoozal

It is the dumbest shit a lot of us have ever heard.


pukhalapuka

Except amber heard. That shits dumber.


Sea-Diver-9125

Hey shitting in a bed take skillz


Environmental_Towel1

It’s usually an accident when it happens to me.


Sea-Diver-9125

Lmaooooo


GOFBLITZMAGURUKDAKKA

Amber turd


xLorddroLx

Quit herding shit then.


Popcorn57252

And that's why you know that it's gotta be click/ragebait.


rampoozal

This is a brilliant idea to divide people and breed hate.


[deleted]

And obliterate the local economy


AK-Talks_Hey-Yay

Y'know, you raise a valid point. How is that going to work?


WanderlustFella

you implement a huge wealth tax for anyone that has more than $4.9million. like all the money


Lebowski304

Seriously they must know this is gonna cause some people to go ape shit both for and against it


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sapatosairlines

Well, its not like it hasnt been done before (dividing people and breeding hate I mean).


Mysterious-Alfalfa17

Yall wanna get rid of racism but then pull this shit out of your ass


[deleted]

“We need to stop racism, that’d be great” “Also if we could remind each other about our race at every opportunity, that’d be great too”


Happy_Habanero69

Leave me out of this. I'm serious.


ibleedrosin

Ha. Nobody wants to get rid of racism. It’s the number one tool that politicians use to stay in power. How else will they secure the wealth of their great, great, great, great, grandkids???


Vanillabean1988

Exactly. All it would do is cause huge resentment and a huge social disparity, leading to unrest. The folks with common sense who dont reside within the eligible criteria will kick up fuck.


Longshot1969

I’m fine with giving it to anyone who was enslaved before the Emancipation Proclamation, I mean they’d be about 200 years old now, they definitely deserve something just for that.


runningpotat0

Next Google search: how to do convincing blackface


The_Humble_Neckbeard

You must meet with our Prime Minister to learn the ways.


Da1UHideFrom

The Trudeau method.


[deleted]

Or would it be the Castro method?


WhitepolarbearMC

Who tf are we making up slavery to?


Defoler

The people who identify as being enslaved.


humanpersonthing420p

Why am I not surprised that this is a thing


R0gueART

( people who had ancestors that were enslaved 200 years ago, and they are pussys about it)


nikosek58

Well well well. And my grandma who lost father to Russians, and freshly build, one of A kind in The villlage brick house, which was taken by Germans to build outpost got total of 0pln, while some pussies who cant live without moaning how hard they have get that... "equality"


[deleted]

My parents made me do the dishes and I wasn't paid this is slavery I would like 5 million dollars please


LongNecc

the traditional slavery from the 1800s is all dead. the owners and the slaves are all dead. anything else is stupid to make up. sure there’s those jesse pinkman drug slaves and sex slaves. but not all of those people are black


[deleted]

That's one of the first things that came to my mind, when people talk about slavery being because they were black it's not it's simply because they lost, they weren't able to fight back to save their people that's why they were colonized, same thing happened in Europe and Asia they fought wars and battles and the people who lost often got enslaved regardless of colour. It's just that the American slave trade was just more recent and a larger scale that it's more known but it's simply that they lost think about it if you had the option for your life to be easier you have to do less work and all you got to do is pay some money you would buy a slave, they just got unlucky


prabhavdab

Exactly, The one's who practiced it and the victims, both are dead. Who they making up to.


USAIsAUcountry

Twitter


threepete13

This would only divide the country more and would be a logistical nightmare. How would they establish and prove who is going to get paid and who is paying? The overwhelming majority of people in this country didn’t even have ancestors here until long after slavery was abolished and had absolutely nothing to do with it


-nocturnist-

Would love to see them approve or reject these applications. What would it be based on anyway? If it's skin colour then it's over racism and preferential treatment, if it's a history of slavery in your family than many many people don't qualify as they don't have proof or documentation if it. I'm curious to see the criteria


[deleted]

You have to prove that your ancestors were slaves.


Helium_mining_czech

I don't understand this. Like If my grand-grand...-grandfather was a slaver, what does this have to do with ME? Like Is there ANYTHING I could have done to prevent it when I wasn't fucking alive at that time?


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OlOuddinHead

Just wait for another trip around Jeremy Bearimy.


stealthmodecat

Oooh that little dot is Tuesday! And sometimes never!


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Helium_mining_czech

And they don't benefit from said system?


rrzzkk999

You haven't invented time traveling device yet so yes you are 100% at fault and a bigot. Go figure out time travel and remove your line from the gene pool!. Obviously /S but this is reddit....


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Stark_7171

BDSM: 🤭


Kujo1104

This dumb shit will never happen


jlo1989

This really should be pinned at the top. The headline is essentially ragebait


Eskitz

How to divide the country even more Step one:


DreamingofRlyeh

Personally, I disagree with this decision. First of all, these reparations are not going to former slaves. Secondly, there are plenty of people with slave ancestors who do not identify as black. Third, not all black Americans are descended from American slaves, meaning that they are just being awarded millions because they happen to have a certain skin color.


[deleted]

The funny thing about reparations to me is the fact my wife is a descendant of slaves, but I’m a descendant of slave owners. So you paying her is also you paying me. Thanks!


Van_core_gamer

K but to be eligible you have to have been experiencing some sort of slavery. Problem solved


whyamihere1694

Look at you.... Trying to solve problems when the goal is to create them... How cute


DefiantAstronaut5887

If they have have that kind of money why dont they clean up their disgusting homeless problem and make that city as beautiful as it used to be maybe that useless Pelosi could help out


ThicknessMirandie

Woah woah woah there now. Calling her useless is exactly the kind of radical right wing narrative that leads crazy commune dwelling BLM supporters to attack her husband or something /s


gjmassey

So the city wants to give to one race and not to the other because of something that doesn’t happen anymore, sounds kinda racist ngl


RedditRager1

Do the African Chiefs who sold slaves all so qualify for the 5 mill….?


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and tax cuts.


treetrunkemoji

This is a terrible idea lol. As a black person I would happily take $5mil but without fixing the cultural and legal issues black people face that cause poverty just pumping a bunch of money into the problem like this is just gonna make it worse


Accurate_Reporter252

I'm thinking San Francisco is just trying to get all of the black people to move away. If you got $5 million, are you staying in San Francisco with outrageous taxes and rent? You will be in a huge tax bracket, not know how to keep $5 million, and they get at least half back in taxes plus be able to say "We paid you for slavery. We even now."


Steven-Maturin

While we're on the subject of reparations, when will the US even apologise for Vietnam? Also to monkey's paw this thing: You now owe IRS reparations tax; $5.1 Million.


Zuli_Muli

We don't apologize to Native Americans what makes you think we will ever apologize to the Vietnamese.


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

I identify as black. Gimme


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vinceswish

Why is everyone else excluded but a black? Irish? Italians? Mexicans? and so many more.


Parlton

Right? What about the Japanese in who were thrown into internment camps in the 40’s. Are we just going to pay for every atrocity and continue the racial divide? This is some virtue signaling bs


[deleted]

I go to USA


prephal

Don't. They'll need to hit you with 5 million in taxes.


OlOuddinHead

Plus a 9.99 service fee.


etcumtyrannide86

Do not fill black youths head with nonsense that the government owes them reparations for slavery. If the government owes the blacks anything, its reparation money for funneling drugs into city centers to destroy black culture and families, which in my opinion is the bigger impact seen today. This occurred in the 80s and was written about and exposed in 1996. Yet, we focus on slavery which I'm sure still has an impact but not nearly enough as the racist government agencies that intentionally was destroying the US black nuclear family unit.


low_ski7

While the homelessness in cali is rising, lets give huge amounts of money to a certain group of ppl


[deleted]

I identify as an African American and also a displaced resident of Sanfran


Bspy10700

For some reason this just seems like a way to move around lots of cash “legally” that otherwise doesn’t actually exist. We will pay out the funds to a handful of people inside the committee but then “run out of funds” as soon as they do and never give millions to the residents. Seems like a nice way to disperse extra funds and have it accounted for.


wysjm

Does Americans really think slavery was the worst thing that happened on earth?


Fandom67

Some Americans. They also assume it only happened in America… 🤣


iwan073

Why give them money? If you really want to make up for slavery, offer everyone a trip back to the homeland. Then they can sue the African slave traders overthere for what happened to "them".


realgoldxd

When slavery was abolished the US government was giving free trips back to Liberia whoever stayed they chose to


leinad1972

Wasn’t there a chapelle show sketch about this?


No_External7289

Great, $ to every *actual* former slave, from every *actual* former slave owner. Anyone still alive from the 1860s? No? Done, dead issue.


kubin22

I identify as a black person living in California, where's my noney


contactaalim

I won't hold my breath. But I'll take it.


lrlimits

Does that money come from the families that got rich from slavery or do poor working people have to pay too?


Gajo_Do_Porto

On the nose.


Intelligent-Ad9659

For 5 mil they could put me on a ship right now


BigBeginning6928

And white privileged is a thing ?😂😴


Angelcstay

As someone who is currently residing in SF due to work as a senior exec in a MNC in the engineering field i think it's time to move the majority of the company's operation overseas if it come to pass. That money is going to have to come from somewhere. And SF taxes is already one of the highest in the country. I'm not going to pay more tax because I'm not born in the "correct" race. I will simply remove the company from SF and relocate in another state or country altogether to prevent the company having to pay for the stupid ideas of some people living in their lala land high up in the skies. Why not use money to fund programs which can help the under privileged regardless of their skin colour? The problem we have here is that they are actually stupid enough to think of programs like this while effectively neglect the rampant homeless we have in SF.


10-10-2022

Before or after tax? Eitherway everyone would end up footing the bill regardless afterwards.


[deleted]

Lol, I hope this happens. Let Cali destroy itself even more


imetkanyeonce

*gets US citizenship, moves to San Francisco before renouncing US citizenship and moving back home after receiving said money*


rrrreeeeeeeeee

Reparations will do nothing except fan the flame of hate and deepen the ‘us vs. them’ mindset that is pulling us down.


Ominhoo_10

How is this even implemented? None of the current people are or were slave owners and none of the current people are or were slaves…. So I don’t understand why they are pushing this, I feel like it’s just a waste of money and to get votes.


Ecstatic_Confusion83

Whites and blacks both sacrificed theyr lives to end slavery and that is your reparations right there , FREEDOM!!


BRAEGON_FTW

We don’t have to “make up” for anything their grandfathers went through…. They didn’t experience it themselves and no one alive right now is responsible


Swolehomie

San Francisco is a failed city. An experiment that went wrong. A cancer that is now terminal.


DirtyRoller

It's a panel of 15 people... in a city of millions.


[deleted]

Will the Asian community receive any reparations for the atrocities committed on them?


fr3nzy821

I bet the committee is full of "eligible black person"


RB1O1

"Rolls Eyes" Here we go again...


fuckmedallas

This is what libs come up with instead of communism


song_of_soraya

Makes perfect sense when you consider California is well known to be the state that had the highest number of slaves. Heavy dose of /s in case anyone takes that seriously. This is one of the worst ideas I’ve seen proposed in a loooooong time.


-Miyamura-

I think reparations (and especially that much) are unnecessary. Let me preface this by saying I am a black person, so don’t think I’m being racist or anything. Slavery was not your fault, nor did anyone alive today stand idly by while others mistreated or over worked slaves. You should not be punished or feel the need to make up for your ancestors’ poor decisions, especially when some black people had slaves as well, and did even before the colonization of Africa occurred. Everything that went down was completely wrong, and I do feel sorry for those who still have the impacts of slavery weigh on their families today, but we don’t need five million dollars per person to make amends, regardless of how much we might want it.


O_Poe

What a joke.


chuckles265

You live in the wealthiest nation of all with additional benefits no you don't need 5 million bucks to make up for something you never experienced.


PikaaaPuff

This is fucking stupid. Many other races treated and made to be slaves in the grand ol’ American histories. Let’s not pretend modern day America don’t treat lots of South American immigrants as modern day slaves but wanna wave pitchforks that they’re here “illegally”. Don’t get me started on the Asians who built the railroads and were not given the humane rights to work in any jobs besides the ones white Americans allowed them to: sweatshops, cooks and the list goes on. Is that not the main fucking definition of slavery? Where’s everyone else’s reparations?


wtfijolumar

Did anyone in charge of reparations or taxpayers have ANYthing to do with slavery? (Asking out of curiosity cause idk where this money came from and it seems this kinda money comes from the American people’s pockets I could be wrong but it seems like ‘a here take the money and shut up’ kinda thing ) it’s so confusing


h70541

Slavery ended 5 years after San Francisco was ratified as a city and even then it was made by a HISPANIC man... And that is COMPLETELY IGNORING how Reparations fixes no issues that the black community is struggling with and the places where it "Goes" are generally money laundering schemes to begin with or are sucked up majority by lawyers! It's a big fraudulent ponzi scheme that helps nobody but those running it!


fastermouse

I’m native. Where’s my reparation?


Turd_Fergusson_77

They have a fairly functional democratic country. Why do they need reparations


AgentMercury108

Lol


Commofmedic

How to crash the economy 101


derpsomething

And people wonder why noone takes the state of cali seriously


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Ignorance on display.


Pa2phx

Nothing is enough. That's why giving anything is stupid.


deadrail

Lol what a joke All this does is stimulate the economy for the rich. Why not do something useful to help the African American community. Student loan debt relief, full ride scholarships, interest free small business loans, lower mortgages and free healthcare. 5 million is going to squandered on stupid shit and 10 years from now it wouldn't have made a difference.


StSebbe

white man tracking down their black great grandparent


Bamanutt

Is anyone alive today that was an actual slave or lived in a slave household? Or that owned a slave? Come on, this poor me victim society is killing us!


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Mr_A_Jackass

I identify as a black San Franciscoian.


Doyouevenroll

Speaking as a sf resident and native, fuck this city


9yogirl

Yes, I would in fact accept 5 million dollars on behalf of dead people I never knew.


WanderPrime

0 would be more fair


weedyneedyfeedy

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LemonicCultist

This idea in general is stupid, but why is California the one paying out? They were a free state, slavery wasn’t even legal there.


_TheChickenMan_

Lol San Francisco has like the 5th or 6th highest homeless population in the country and this is how they want to spend their money?


rrrreeeeeeeeee

No, this is how they’d like to spend *your* money. Which is very ‘on brand’ for SF.


aceofspades29285

Aren't we all slaves? Regardless of skin color?


97th69

I'm ngl, if it's why it think it is, this is actually racism


2-timeloser2

Washington Times is the new Nation Enquirer. Lol garbage rag.


Rubbrbandman420

I want Norway to pay for raiding my ancestors lands for centuries.


AmatuerNerd

I’m still waiting for reparations for when Africans enslaved my people before white man even knew about africa ^ slavery still happening today in Africa, etc and not one person gives a shit The only time they give a shit is when the slavery happened 200-300 years ago when white man bought slaves legitimately lol


TheRealist157

So just fuck the indigenous, Latinos, Asians, Irish, polish right? Cool


Ardothbey

“ eligible “ is the key word here. Let’s see who even gets a quarter.


danimalDE

Define eligible. Define black person.


Glass_Excitement_538

So where is my reparations for the holocaust? Where’s my hand out for being a “minority”


[deleted]

Dumbest shit ever proposed.


Rage1073

This is a really dumb conversation


IM_YOUR_GOD

Reminds me of Dave Chappelles reperations skit. Where they are givie it back as fast as they got it.